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Topic | Im finally playing Ratchet and Clank Rift Apart and You Wont Belive My Reaction. |
spanky1 02/27/23 10:46:44 AM #1 | So anyway it's definitely the best Ratchet and Clank game I've played. I'm having a blast. Anyone else here play it? --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Folks on Twitter celebrate falling home prices |
spanky1 02/27/23 10:36:01 AM #33 | I mean yeah, the entire point of the feds raising interest rates is to combat inflation, and housing prices are a part of that. We're seeing it happen in real time. Other prices of things in general should be similarly cooling. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Does Resident Evil 5 (or 6) get remade? Kinda wild they remade 1-4? |
spanky1 02/24/23 1:55:12 AM #25 | They need to make a new original installment but with the gameplay and style of these remakes. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | FOX News: LEGO ''GOES WOKE'' (cause missing limbs, anxiety, and down syndrome) |
spanky1 02/23/23 10:57:34 AM #33 | Absolutely disgusting. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | At which size is this woman more attractive? |
spanky1 02/22/23 5:14:27 PM #25 | Unironically the right. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Bring back curly haired women |
spanky1 02/22/23 1:35:19 PM #8 | 90s hair wasn't bad at all. It was the 80s big hair that was terrible. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Selfie of women inmates go VIRAL. Are they SEXY? |
spanky1 02/21/23 2:09:37 PM #13 | The results of this poll tell me I apparently have very different tastes than most men I guess. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | People say Wind Waker is a top tier Zelda game |
spanky1 02/21/23 1:44:55 PM #21 | Not only is it my favorite Zelda game, it's in my top 3 all time games ever. The things it makes me feel when I play it I haven't found anywhere else. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | My hot, spicy take on Metroid Prime - It did NOT age well. *Spoilers* |
spanky1 02/20/23 6:46:13 PM #12 | Gwynevere posted... I always see the backtracking brought up, but isnt that kind of central to the Metroid series? You get a new thing, and then run back through older areas to get some goodies with your new weapon/upgrades It's just a matter of how much there is I guess. I loved Metroid Dread. It didn't feel like a slog and it didn't jerk you around. You did revisit old areas but the game always felt new and fresh. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | My hot, spicy take on Metroid Prime - It did NOT age well. *Spoilers* |
spanky1 02/20/23 4:38:16 PM #1 | Don't get me wrong, I played it back on Gamecube when it came out, and it was one of those top tier, holy games where I gave it 10/10 and replayed it tons of times. When it came out, it was stunning and magical. Also, it still does tons of things right. The art design is amazing, the graphics. The music and general atmosphere is fantastic. The whole interface of being in the visor is super cool, the different view modes, and the reflective effect where you glimpse Samus' face during bright lights is still one of the coolest and smartest game effects out there. And so considering all that, I went and played the remaster. And I'm sorry, it's a complete slog. Call it my tastes changing, or call it the fact that video games are made differently today, but I do NOT remember this much backtracking in this game. I mean it is unreal. It's an exercise in patience. SO much backtracking it just starts to make you go insane. The same ol' environments, the same old enemies, over and over and over again. The routes they make you take are sometimes crazy. Sometimes they have you go hopping from one end of the world to the other and back again, no joke. And the game jerks you around, too. I once got one of those helpful little hints that says hey, go check out this room way over on the other side of the map. And I was like, huh, I dunno, that seems fishy. So I went and checked a guide, and sure enough, I needed to get a nearby item first. I forget which exactly, maybe the grappling hook or something. If I didn't check the guide and followed the hint, I would have traveled all the way over there to find I didn't have the needed item to continue. The game tried to trick me! So many unnecessary time wasting parts. Like getting to the Sunchamber the second time for the artifact. You go the obvious route, climbing a tall ass tower with ghost enemies shooting you the whole time, only to find impenetrable vines are blocking the door, so you have to go all the way around a different route. And nothing is new or different on that other route. It's one you've gone before. It's completely pointless and there to just annoy you. The fighting gets super tedious too. So many gunfights in the second half of the game. Almost every room has space pirates, and they respawn if you just leave and come back. You get nothing for fighting them again. It's just a time waster. I spent the second half of the game just running past everything. The first time you go through a place, sure, kill everything to check it all out, but after that the enemies are just another exercise in patience. Oh and too many pointless scans. I never died, but if I had I would've been pissed probably, because no auto saves and save points are very far apart. And of course, when you beat the game, you're rewarded with a 5 second clip of Samus looking bored. And then after that, you guessed it, unskippable end credits that take forever. Again, I say all this while having rated the game 10/10 back in the day. I loved it. It was a masterpiece back then. Compared to modern games though, it's not. It's a super padded game that tests your patience for BS above all else. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | The Valentine's Day episode of Harley Quinn is gold. |
spanky1 02/18/23 9:25:50 PM #9 | Jiek_Fafn posted... I use the Bane thing as a direct comparison to a lazy version of the same joke in Velma. One is well crafted. The other is absurdly lazy. Spoil us please! --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Ada Lovelace is pretty legit, she bad. |
spanky1 02/18/23 6:20:55 AM #10 | Tag --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Its almost 6 am, why da flying FUCK are you awake so early on a Saturday? |
spanky1 02/18/23 5:58:46 AM #9 | I'm still up from Friday. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | New Pinball FX just dropped on PC and consoles. |
spanky1 02/16/23 11:45:57 PM #15 | Do I get to keep the tables i bought from fx3? And whats with the name? Pinball fx? Didn't they already make that and we're at 3 now? --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Fact: Metroid Prime is peak storytelling in gaming. |
spanky1 02/15/23 10:57:05 PM #10 | The pirates made owning pets illegal. :( All the pirates had to turn in their pets to be destroyed or they'd be disciplined. :( --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Man facing jail over theft of almost 200,000 Cadbury Creme Eggs |
spanky1 02/14/23 5:10:54 PM #13 | Somebody get this story to Dan Wells asap --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Shut the fuck up and buy Metroid Prime Remastered |
spanky1 02/09/23 1:20:16 AM #54 | 1 is the best one anyway, the other two suck. How does this remaster control? --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | I know CE has Lego bros, question for ya'll ITT. |
spanky1 02/09/23 12:10:44 AM #12 | doesntcare posted... Any plans on what you wanna build next? The next medieval or viking set that comes out. Theres some lego ideas sets that are getting made in this vein. k1zzl3_82 posted... Nice collection! --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | I know CE has Lego bros, question for ya'll ITT. |
spanky1 02/08/23 8:52:56 PM #4 | doesntcare posted... I have a whole room with lego sets in it. I show it to whoever swings by. Idgaf what anyone has to say/think. Username checks out. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | All game announcements for Nintendo Direct and their relevant release dates here |
spanky1 02/08/23 6:11:33 PM #6 | Can someone briefly explain Octopath Traveler being on this list? Its already out. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | I know CE has Lego bros, question for ya'll ITT. |
spanky1 02/08/23 5:29:24 PM #1 | Does anyone ever give you shit for owning Legos? I love them and I have some, the Blacksmith shop is displayed on a shelf, and a pirate ship. I've never had a positive reaction from someone who's seen them. There's always something snarky said about them. Just feels so at odds from the reality I see online where Legos are kinda celebrated and viewed as something neat to have. 100% of everything I hear about online is positive, basically. In my real world the normies look down on them and view them as something a lesser person would display. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | LEGO LOTR Rivendell. |
spanky1 02/07/23 9:20:56 PM #32 | masterpug53 posted...
Oh I'm aware of all that. I know it's super detailed once you get in there. Still though, it just doesn't look it from the outside. I want something more visually impressive immediately for the normies to wonder at when they see it, and this Rivendell looks like that. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | LEGO LOTR Rivendell. |
spanky1 02/07/23 2:17:57 PM #27 | To me this is far more impressive than the big giant castle that recently came out. It's just visually very interesting without big swaths of empty, flat surface. I might actually buy and place it next to my blacksmith shop --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Anyone ever watch 2001: A Space Odyssey? *SPOILERS for a 50+ year old movie* |
spanky1 02/07/23 2:09:46 PM #26 | I loved it! --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Oversized bolted ons are oddly great |
spanky1 02/06/23 7:36:46 PM #6 | I prefer natural over bolt ons, but I've always said if you are going to get bolt ons, big giant ones look better than weird little baseballs stuck to your chest. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Why do video games usually not have giantesses in them? |
spanky1 02/06/23 2:09:37 PM #12 | That one recent strategy war game features a giantess as a main character --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | AI generated images of fat anime girls |
spanky1 02/04/23 10:54:22 PM #27 | I for one welcome our phat ai overlords --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Lip fillers should have never gained traction. |
spanky1 02/04/23 7:26:46 PM #13 | I honestly like them. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Riot breaks out at child's basketball game..man dies. |
spanky1 02/02/23 11:44:10 AM #10 | Guys. Did you see that thumb nail. I mean the literal nail. On screen for a split second. Disgusting. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Samsung Galaxy Unpacked Topic |
spanky1 02/01/23 3:32:01 PM #6 | Will the S22 get a lot cheaper once the 23 comes out? --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Outside of everything, would you fuck JK Rowling? >_> |
spanky1 01/31/23 4:06:51 PM #54 | I'm sexually attracted to evil powerful women so probably. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | It's crazy how many people use the self-checkout isle (Poll of the day) |
spanky1 01/27/23 4:44:33 PM #79 | I shop at HEB and the normal checkout is lightning fast because its a great grocery company so I never use self checkout. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | But what's her @ though?. |
spanky1 01/25/23 6:17:17 PM #2 | holy moly --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | is "saving for retirement" a big scam? |
spanky1 01/24/23 5:51:39 PM #45 | Norman_Smiley posted...
Personal savings, I believe it was, I just called it 401K. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | is "saving for retirement" a big scam? |
spanky1 01/23/23 5:48:31 PM #30 | Fun fact, originally retirement was supposed to be supported by a three legged system. One leg is a 401K, one leg is social security, and one leg is pension. Pensions don't exist anymore, SS is crap, and good luck with the 401K. All around very depressing. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | I think this music video is the first time Miley Cyrus has looked hot? |
spanky1 01/18/23 11:31:05 PM #5 | Looks like she's in generally better shape. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Recommend neat but office work appropriate calanders. |
spanky1 01/18/23 12:07:46 AM #3 | Questionmarktarius posted... https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/7/AAEhCpAAEGaz.jpg Omg calendar --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Recommend neat but office work appropriate calanders. |
spanky1 01/17/23 11:59:43 PM #1 | For 2023. Like dragons or something I dunno --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Mommy MILKY |
spanky1 01/17/23 11:07:08 AM #38 | B) --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Just bit the FUCK outta my tongue. |
spanky1 01/16/23 5:00:30 PM #1 | I was vigorously eating pizza (Domino's pan pepperoni with extra sauce and light cheese B]), and complaining to my friend about how horrible the American health insurance system is, when I chomped right into the tip of my tongue. Keeps bleeding, I almost bit the tip clean off. Might be a personal record for worst tongue bite for me. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Hot take: The second half of season 4 of The Walking Dead was great. *spoilers* |
spanky1 01/16/23 12:58:57 AM #4 | Man they were already post prison by then? TWD moved so much faster earlier on. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Is The Orville a good show? |
spanky1 01/16/23 12:57:04 AM #40 | I love the show. But I will say I feel like season 3 dropped the ball. It almost completely removed the humor, and there were some really bad episodes. Like the one where people turn into dumb monsters. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Tbh I'm just like the lady in this comic and it's why it took so settle down |
spanky1 01/15/23 4:16:26 PM #5 | B) --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Why aren't you living three days at a time yet? |
spanky1 01/15/23 4:15:33 PM #17 | His snap is REALLY impressive though so ill give him that --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Resident Evil 4 is still the best game of all time. |
spanky1 01/13/23 3:47:59 AM #37 | I honestly kinda feel like it is, or at least tied with Witcher 3, Wind Waker, and the entire Monster Hunter franchise. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Mommy Milkers is back on da menu boyz!!! |
spanky1 01/12/23 10:33:55 PM #30 | B) I see fellow gentlemen of fine taste are gathered in this parlor. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Finished the Mistborn trilogy. Thoughts inside (spoilers) |
spanky1 01/12/23 8:41:44 PM #29 | Mistborn OG trilogy were the first Sanderson books I read, and I enjoyed them. Problem is it's been ages and ages, and I read through all of Stormlight (which I enjoyed), and then I tried reading the first era 2 Mistborn book, and I realized I had completely forgotten what all happened in the Mistborn trilogy and I'm sorta lost on some stuff. I wish I could just get like a good summary that hits all the high points for someone who's already read it and wants a recap. Possible HUGE spoilers next. Like, --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
Topic | Have you ever lost access to games due to the store shutting down? |
spanky1 01/12/23 10:45:38 AM #4 | For some bizarre reason the Duck Tales remake became undownloadable. --- http://i.imgur.com/DCjoiZ0.jpg https://www.deviantart.com/fuee/art/spanky1-811230163 |
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