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TopicFlooding in South Florida
masterpug53
04/13/23 9:39:44 AM
#8
Even under normal circumstances, low-lying areas down here flood in a heartbeat. We tend to get a ton of rain in a short amount of time, and the sandy soil just can't soak it up fast enough.

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TopicFlooding in South Florida
masterpug53
04/13/23 9:14:53 AM
#2
Damn. Ft. Lauderdale is where I stayed overnight last fall when I fled from Ian, hope they pull through without much damage. Crazy how they can be flooding over there and we're bone-dry right now just on the other side of the peninsula.

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Topic1993's Super Mario Bros. is so much better than the new animated movie
masterpug53
04/12/23 4:54:31 PM
#26
The '93 movie made me genuinely depressed as a kid. It was my first big taste of being let down by a preferred media franchise, and my widdle kiddie brain just could not comprehend what I was feeling: "It's a Mario movie, I'm supposed to like it, right? Then why does it make me feel so bad thinking about it?"

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TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 5
masterpug53
04/12/23 4:27:07 PM
#2
I'm not your buddy, Guy.

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TopicIt is so orgasmic to do an AoE explosive attack that kills everything on screen
masterpug53
04/12/23 4:15:01 PM
#5
Yeah, you really need the polish of a AAA release to do AoE damage properly.

>Fires up Fallout 4
>whips out my Fat Man
>launches a mini-nuke into a cluster of Super Mutants
>muties are engulfed in an angry red cloud of nuclear annihilation
>Oh no! A chain-link fence got in the way!
> does 0 damage

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Topic1993's Super Mario Bros. is so much better than the new animated movie
masterpug53
04/12/23 4:11:23 PM
#8
As opened-minded as I consider myself to be otherwise, I'm personally offended when people have the opinion in the OP.

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TopicTrump upset US has never had leaders like Russia, China and North Korea
masterpug53
04/12/23 12:45:17 PM
#5
"I don't want to cause trouble to our country"

Might be the single biggest lie the man has ever told his entire life.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
masterpug53
04/12/23 12:39:14 PM
#140
"It's brilliant! Savagely honest...tender...he has the soul of a poet."
"You're very kind!"
"Excuse me, did something crawl down your throat and die?"
"It didn't die!"

(quite possibly my favorite Barneyism)

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TopicIm principally against abortion but im prochoice
masterpug53
04/12/23 11:57:15 AM
#15
Personally I don't trust anyone who isn't deep-down at least slightly conflicted on the issue. A unborn child deserves the right to be born. A woman deserves the right to body autonomy. These are two rights that are forever at odds, and barring some future miracle of medical technology, the will remain just as irreconcilable and controversial fifty years from now as they were fifty years ago.

However, pro-choice means exactly that: you support the right to choose. My personal opinions on the act of abortion are conflicted, yet I fully recognize and support the fact that I do not and should not have a say in the matter, especially from a legal standpoint. That decision is between a woman, her god, her physician, and maybe her significant other. It most certainly does not involve some backwater lawmaker who wouldn't know a fallopian tube from a garden hose.

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TopicITT: We post Spongebob quotes.
masterpug53
04/12/23 11:31:56 AM
#140
"YELLOW!"
"PlNK!!"

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TopicThis is the latest I've ever filed my taxes.
masterpug53
04/12/23 11:29:33 AM
#3
I finally bailed on TurboTax. Was pretty pissed that they hit me with an unavoidable 60 dollar service fee on their 'free' service last year.

I think I used freetaxusa.com or something like that. (inb4 I'm told 'omfg I can't believe you used that site!' would be just my luck, lol).

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TopicNintendo not fucking around with leakers. Yall gonna get got
masterpug53
04/12/23 11:22:18 AM
#51
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Bowser

I'd genuinely like to see people's faces when they come to the reality-is-stranger-than-fiction realization that yes, Bowser does indeed currently run Nintendo of America.

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TopicElon Musk on Twitter acquisition: "I've been under constant attack"
masterpug53
04/12/23 11:10:00 AM
#22
"My own fists keep punching me in the balls. Life is so unfair to me."

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TopicFallout 3 *spoilers*
masterpug53
04/12/23 10:13:52 AM
#22
OudeGeuze posted...
Picking any of the above options: you're a coward

Salt on the wound: Bethesda forced Ron Perlman to call you a coward.

catfan2008 posted...
Meanwhile in new vegas
unfinished plotlines everywhere

Such as?

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TopicFavorite Pseudo-legendary Pokemon? >_>
masterpug53
04/12/23 9:39:23 AM
#13
Metagross is a top-3 'mon overall for me. After that, Hydreigon > Garchomp > Tyranitar > Salamence > Dragonite > Goodra (didn't play past gen6)

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TopicIs it wrong to be worried about the next Indiana Jones movie?
masterpug53
04/12/23 9:31:54 AM
#17
I'm cautiously optimistic, since it has two things going for it:
1) historically the odd-numbered entries are great; the evens no so much
2) it has at least one Nazi as a villain, which is one of the main ingredients for a good Indy movie

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TopicWhat did we learn from Covid in end? What should we do differently next time?
masterpug53
04/12/23 9:24:17 AM
#62
rodu_jr posted...
As bad as Covid was, we were lucky it wasn't something like the Spanish Flu

People must not have been as dumb a hundred years ago

Sadly, anti-maskers existed during the Spanish Flu as well.

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TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 4
masterpug53
04/11/23 4:53:25 PM
#10
GATTJT posted...
The one not voiced by a scientologist

No, that doesn't make any sense, I just wanted to copy that guy who posted that during the Simpsons tourney lol but back on topic, of course I'm going to vote for the ninja

Maybe we can get a gimmick poster in this tourney who really, really, really hates, I dunno...Balthier...and makes it his life's mission to see that he doesn't win any rounds.

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TopicPlaying Final Fantasy X (Spoilers)
masterpug53
04/11/23 4:40:54 PM
#110
It's pretty clear that someone on the FF X / X-2 team was the original creator of the 'petrify' status ailment, felt that it was grossly underpowered in previous games, and saw X / X-2 as a chance to finally inflict their bitter vengeance upon the gaming populace.

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TopicMemes #36
masterpug53
04/11/23 4:18:51 PM
#447
Heartomaton posted...
He didn't.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/3/AAcI8BAAEX37.jpg

But, because he UM ACKSHULLY'd me, he and I now have major beef. :O

And that folks is why you never rub another man's rhubarb.


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TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 4
masterpug53
04/11/23 4:00:03 PM
#3
Oof. Had to go with Shadow though. Strago and Relm simply got to the party too late (figuratively and literally); and now with the benefit of franchise hindsight, I realize that withholding the party's Blue Mage until the halfway point in the game is downright criminal; pretty sure the dude doesn't even have the opportunity to learn any new spells until the WoR.

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Topic"woke" companies are more profitable than ever
masterpug53
04/11/23 3:28:55 PM
#179
EnormousBreasts posted...
One definition is taking a story with a defined narrative and changing it such as to make it modern, regardless if it contradicts its own setting.

Thanks for clearing that up. Hey look, I already found the perfect example of 'woke' literature by your definition:

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/4/4/AARIckAAEX3o.jpg


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TopicWhat did we learn from Covid in end? What should we do differently next time?
masterpug53
04/11/23 3:10:57 PM
#5
Seems perfectly applicable, sadly:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J6VjPM5CeWs

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Topic"woke" companies are more profitable than ever
masterpug53
04/11/23 3:03:52 PM
#163
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I'd say that I'd be mortified if someone were to publicly leak a PM of mine like that. But I'd already be mortified to the point of cardiac arrest if I had actually typed up and sent a PM like that in the first place.

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TopicYay! or Nay... Poll 71: Fran (FFXII)
masterpug53
04/11/23 2:55:52 PM
#10
Kajagogo posted...
Balthier can do better.

I dunno. Balthier is the man, but 'sexy girl Chewbacca' is about as good as it gets.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
masterpug53
04/11/23 2:51:03 PM
#132
"John."
"Waylon! I'd like you to meet the Simpsons!"
"I know the Simpsons! ...So this is your 'sick mother'?"
"Don't do this to me, Waylon!"

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TopicThey Shoot Pictures updated their annual best 1,000 movies ever list
masterpug53
04/11/23 2:45:28 PM
#48
Zithers posted...
really don't get the big deal. also maybe if cartoons were made for mature audiences more often instead of being targeted at families for maximum merchandising opportunities they'd be taken more seriously... ?

I was going to drop this on my end because you're arguing in circles at this point, but in the quoted instance you yourself played right into the very generalization that unfairly hamstrings animation. Live-action film as a media is bloated with low-brow chaff and family-friendly mass appeal as well. Is high-art live-action cinema somehow lessened because Transformers movies also exist?

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Topic"woke" companies are more profitable than ever
masterpug53
04/11/23 2:35:19 PM
#147
EnormousBreasts posted...
Apparently my use of that word was moddable, even though I wasnt the one arguing in bad faith.

Dear AssualtTank just added the bigotry part

I expect that your pity party will be lightly attended.

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TopicCE: "Brie Larson is so unattractive"
masterpug53
04/11/23 2:32:37 PM
#9
You could cut glass with them elbows mirite fellow males?

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TopicCardi B slams Dalai Lama's tongue sucking debacle: 'Predators' are everywhere
masterpug53
04/11/23 2:26:48 PM
#10
Cardi B isn't exactly the person I seek out for enlightened commentary on social issues.

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TopicThe Marvels trailer
masterpug53
04/11/23 2:09:03 PM
#80
Tom_Joad posted...
Well, good luck with that.

I don't think it'll work, because they're deliberately restricting their viewer-base by doing so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bwcJNsoY50E

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TopicNintendo not fucking around with leakers. Yall gonna get got
masterpug53
04/11/23 1:49:04 PM
#5
One of the truest marks of maturity is no longer giggling at words like 'subpoena.'

It should go without saying that I am far from a mature person.

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TopicBest Final Fantasy Character Tournament: Round 3
masterpug53
04/11/23 1:24:34 PM
#16
TMOG posted...
IMO they should have leaned into the "Mog is Umaro's boss" thing and make it so Umaro is an uncontrollable berserker when Mog isn't in the party, but when they're in the same party he's controllable and can use magic and items and whatnot.

Kind of like how Steiner, while already good in his own right, became much more good when he was partied with Vivi and had his magic sword attacks.

That's a really good point, I never thought of that. They probably just wrote off developing Umaro further by virtue of him being a 'secret' character. I mean, Gogo's just a repurposed FF 5 boss after all.

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TopicThe Marvels trailer
masterpug53
04/11/23 12:55:38 PM
#48
lolife67 posted...
What makes you think she needs fixing or that "anti-woke trolls" truly care?

To the first point, she could use a character makeover, and I'm crossing my fingers this movie will deliver. There's some potential there, but she was just too dry in her first movie + IW / Endgame. Not singling her out, either - MCU Cap wasn't Cap as we know him today until Winter Soldier, and both the character and the franchise as a whole benefitted from it.

To the second, you're right; I think we all know that Brie Larson could spend the first 20 minutes of the movie giving a tearful mea culpa over how badly she offended the moviegoing masses by daring to be outspoken in like two interviews - while also proclaiming the Quartering guy to be sexiest man alive - and it wouldn't make a dent in changing those particular minds.

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Topic"woke" companies are more profitable than ever
masterpug53
04/11/23 12:45:33 PM
#79
Razor posted...
Yea it basically is

Correct, in that you have to be profoundly basic to believe they're an equal comparison.

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TopicLiterally what the fuck is this LEGO Eiffel Tower set
masterpug53
04/11/23 12:34:22 PM
#14
NoxObscuras posted...
So... I'm almost afraid to know, but if this is microscale, then how tall would the minifig scale be?

Probably at least twice as big, lol. But if they were going to make a minifig-friendly Eiffel Tower, they would probably just play around with the proportions so that the viewing deck was much bigger.

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TopicLiterally what the fuck is this LEGO Eiffel Tower set
masterpug53
04/11/23 12:17:26 PM
#10
NoxObscuras posted...
And it's $630. I'd love to see a huge ass Lego Eiffel Tower in person, but I'm not paying that much

Normally I'd agree, but then again, I just dropped 500 frickin' bucks on Rivendell, so my standards of frugality have taken a nosedive lately.

My only barrier for entry with these pricey sets is they have to be minifig-scale, I'm personally not interested in microscale / model sets. So the Eiffel Tower set was never on my radar (though I guess you could conceivably alter the top / balcony to accomodate minifigs without throwing the scale off terribly).

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TopicLiterally what the fuck is this LEGO Eiffel Tower set
masterpug53
04/11/23 12:12:35 PM
#9
Collat posted...
What is it? A tower for ants?

The real tower should be at least...

...

...three times that big!

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TopicThe Marvels trailer
masterpug53
04/11/23 11:52:50 AM
#32
Zikten posted...
People who avoided Ms Marvel are going to be confused by how this story starts

The very last scene of the season finale was basically a cliffhanger leading into this movie

Kinda par for the course with the MCU these days. Even tentpole Infinity War jumped straight from Thor: Ragnarok's mid-credits scene into the thick of it.

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TopicThey're really trying to do another Fyre Festival
masterpug53
04/11/23 11:24:22 AM
#17
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UBPg5ftCMv8

Ten minutes well-spent to get y'all up to speed.

remandramdoll posted...
A bunch of rich people's kids spend money to go to some amazing music festival but ended up in the Ja Rulags.

If IH's vid is accurate, most of the attendees were regular folk duped by promises of a luxurious getaway at rock-bottom prices, and there's no evidence of people spending 6 figures to attend like some media outlets reported.

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TopicImagine being George Harrison
masterpug53
04/11/23 11:16:38 AM
#40
Incidentally, I recently came to the realization that Christopher Lee and James Coburn are randomly on the Band on the Run album art (like they just happened to be in the area at the time and Paul wanted some buddies to play the prison gang), and I find that very cool.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/6/0/AARIckAAEX0w.jpg

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TopicImagine being George Harrison
masterpug53
04/11/23 11:11:54 AM
#39
toreysback posted...
i tried to listen to wings. really i tried. like over and over again. and when i gave up, lots of people tried to get me to like them

just can't do it

A few Wings songs are genuinely great (my personal favorite is "Let Me Roll It."). About half of them fall into the category of "I know this is silly / stupid, but dammit I still like it." And a few are "I know this is silly / stupid and I want to destroy it with fire."

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TopicMemes #36
masterpug53
04/11/23 10:50:39 AM
#438
Heartomaton posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/7/8/9/AAcI8BAAEXu9.jpg
(Youg Kurt Russell there has a face that says "hit me", but a blazer/turtleneck combo that says "my dad will sue".)

I wonder how many people remember nowadays that Kurt was an apple-cheeked Disney star before turning his career around with "Escape from New York."

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TopicThey Shoot Pictures updated their annual best 1,000 movies ever list
masterpug53
04/11/23 10:00:52 AM
#39
KTG2 posted...
Just looked over the top 50 and I'm pretty sure I only liked a handful of them

I've long since accepted I'll never be an art film guy

I took a few film studies classes in college, and it opened me up to an appreciation of analyzing artful films. Still, when it comes to movies I seek out for a rewatch, I almost always gravitate towards entertainment over high art. Pierrot le Fou is in my personal top-five because I have very fond memories of watching a French New Wave film that somehow possessed the magical quality of being both deeply artful and entertaining...but I've only ever rewatched it once, maybe twice, even though I went out of my way to track down the Criterion DVD when it finally came out.

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TopicThey Shoot Pictures updated their annual best 1,000 movies ever list
masterpug53
04/11/23 9:48:24 AM
#34
Ratchetrockon posted...
There are a few animated movies on this list tho

Akira
Dumbo
Fantasia
Grave of the fireflies
Toy Story
Wall-e
Spirited Away

Possibly a few more. Spirited away is position 140. I think its the highest one for animated movie

I wish fantastic planet was on here

That's good to hear. I only looked for a small handful of my personal favorites, and acknowledged that I was probably missing more once I saw that Wall-E was indeed on this list.

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