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TopicChris Pratt on playing Mario video games: "spent maybe 1,000 hours."
masterpug53
03/31/23 10:40:51 AM
#13
Pepys_Monster posted...
He was good in Guardians of the Galaxy, but insufferable in Jurassic World with his corny hand gesture he did every 5 minutes.

He's exceptionally talented at his particular brand of comedy, which is playing the borderline-douchey yet ultimately loveable dope. But after he lost weight and became a stud, apparently he became more marketable as a bland action lead. This is why I'm open to him voicing Mario; I liked Pratt well enough as Emmet in The Lego Movie, and movie-Mario will probably end up being a similar character (the fish out of water who grows into the hero role after getting his ass repeatedly handed to him for the first half of the movie).

I still think he would have made a good Indiana Jones, had they decided to reboot the franchise (not strictly by imitating Harrison Ford, but by bringing his own brand of action / humor to the role and letting the reboot evolve around that). But that ship has all but sailed at this point, now that 'Chris Pratt is in every role' has long since reached meme status.

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TopicTrump: "I've been INDICATED"
masterpug53
03/31/23 9:34:09 AM
#60
Sorry Donald, but you knew you might be indicated the moment you attempted to cirsumvrent the law.

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TopicTrump just got indicted?!
masterpug53
03/31/23 9:31:31 AM
#57
FortuneCookie posted...
Trump will likely get a $20,000 fine.

I am kinda hoping that both parties agree to prosecute. By now, DeSantis probably hates Trump as much as Democrats do.

The Republican Party explicitly throwing Trump under the bus like that would be them tacitly admitting fault that they ever supported him in the first place, and we all know how well the GOP handles admitting fault. As much as some of them might hate him and want him gone privately, they can't afford to damage the GOP's reputation (at least in the eyes of their own voting base) by publicly popping the bubble on Trump's cult of personality. It's why the GOP is unanimously tripping over themselves in a mad leap to his defense by trying to paint the indictment as a political witch-hunt, even as they're trying their best to quietly push him aside in favor of DeSantis.

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TopicShe's making me feel some type of way
masterpug53
03/31/23 9:02:55 AM
#46
Girl Rufio. Not that I have a problem with that.

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TopicGive me your funniest lingo for taking a shit
masterpug53
03/31/23 8:57:49 AM
#10
A friend of mine in college coined the phrase 'drop a growler,' and imo it has yet to be topped.

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TopicLauren Boebert Obsesses Over Public Urination at Crime Hearing
masterpug53
03/31/23 8:55:38 AM
#22
pinky0926 posted...
Her being this stupid isn't the painful part.

Her sitting there in a committee chair overseeing matters of justice and being this stupid, thats the painful part.

The even more painful part is that she's an accurate representation of the majority of her voting district.

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TopicYay! or Nay... Poll 60: Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich
masterpug53
03/30/23 4:51:49 PM
#2
Hard nay. I tried it once as a kid and almost vomited.

I'd be open to trying it again as an adult, but I simply do not like peanut butter (unless it's in small doses in a candy bar).

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TopicE3 is CANCELLED
masterpug53
03/30/23 4:43:44 PM
#24
2018: Elder Scrolls VI is announced at E3
2023: No E3, No Elder Scrolls VI


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TopicLauren Boebert Obsesses Over Public Urination at Crime Hearing
masterpug53
03/30/23 2:45:01 PM
#7
See, the thing about being very, very stupid is that you tend to drive home a single point over and over again because you literally cannot think of anything else to talk about.

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TopicDisney checkmates Ron DeSantis with a King Charles clause
masterpug53
03/30/23 2:39:06 PM
#9
TheMikh posted...
i like how big multinational conglomerates that the government can't control are a good and laudable thing now

Let me amend a post I made in the other topic to further drive my point home: DeSantis could be feuding with Weyland Yutani, Umbrella Corp, and the ShinRa Electric Company all at once, and I would still find it very difficult to take DeSantis' side.

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TopicThe twist in Godfather Part II (spoilers)
masterpug53
03/30/23 1:13:38 PM
#4
Yeah, that was certainly a blindsider. Probably doubly so in 1974.

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TopicThe twist in Godfather Part II (spoilers)
masterpug53
03/30/23 1:09:09 PM
#2
Fredo (first twist), abortion, or Fredo (second twist)?

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TopicBikini bottom seemingly doesn't have a opportunity.
masterpug53
03/30/23 12:57:47 PM
#11
KFHEWUI posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/3/5/AAKYEFAAEVWj.jpg

Carl: "One don't simply move away from the friggin' Aqua Teens."

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TopicScott Pilgrim anime by Edgar Wright coming to Netflix, original cast returns
masterpug53
03/30/23 12:11:27 PM
#34
Blue_Inigo posted...
He was kinda perfect choice

Ehhhhhh...book-Scott was dopey, jock-ish*, and a bit of a ladykiller. Michael Cera really only got 1 out of 3 here. I think most people (myself included) were mostly just miffed at the predictability of the casting, as in Michael Cera was apparently the only 20-something Canadian actor in the world, regardless of how well he actually fit the role.

*All these years later I'm still struggling to come up with a better way to describe book-Scotts physical build / status than 'jock-ish.' But whatever book-Scott is in this regard, skinny, dweeby Michael Cera ain't. He didn't have to look the part exactly, but it's tough to buy that Cera's Scott could so effortlessly stumble into relationships with girls like Envy and Knives.

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TopicScott Pilgrim anime by Edgar Wright coming to Netflix, original cast returns
masterpug53
03/30/23 12:05:09 PM
#33
Prestoff posted...
I can't help but feel I would have enjoyed the movie more if they picked a different lead actor. Michael Cera, imo, is so insufferable as an actor in general. Plays the goddamn same character in almost every movie he stars in.

I'm hoping that my misgivings with certain casting choices will be at least minimized by them simply providing the voices and not being onscreen.

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TopicScott Pilgrim anime by Edgar Wright coming to Netflix, original cast returns
masterpug53
03/30/23 11:43:35 AM
#27
I'm guessing this is a more faithful / in-depth adaptation, since the movie had to cut / truncate a ton of the plot to make time. Wouldn't make sense to bring back the 7 Evil Ex VAs for a sequel / spinoff, since they've all been the Scott Pilgrim-verse equivalent of killed at this point. Could also be a prequel, but that would be awkward as well, since the Scott / Kim / Envy side of the story would be entirely separate from the Ramona / Gideon / Exes story.

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TopicFirst rule of the Fight Cub: Tell everyone about the Fight Club
masterpug53
03/30/23 11:34:59 AM
#5
The Second Rule of Fight Club is: ...uhh, pretty much the first thing, I dunno it's not really important

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TopicThey just look TOO DIFFERENT
masterpug53
03/29/23 4:47:47 PM
#43
Hey, remember that time the Internet made a ridiculous, incessant, months-long fuss about how Al Pacino looks absolutely nothing like Jimmy Hoffa and yet played him in The Irishman?

Just wanted to remind people that this was a thing that definitely happened, in case you were misled into believing there's a very creepy double-standard undercurrent behind all of this.

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TopicJennifer Aniston NAILS SHIPWRECKED AESTHETIC with NETTED minidress!! Is she hot?
masterpug53
03/29/23 4:08:56 PM
#7
Heartomaton posted...
Petty sure she's immortal. Like Paul Rudd.

She's showing her age, but she's aging about as well and gracefully as one could hope (shy of those genetic lottery winners who are indistinguishable from thirtysomethings up into their mid-50's).

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TopicJennifer Aniston NAILS SHIPWRECKED AESTHETIC with NETTED minidress!! Is she hot?
masterpug53
03/29/23 4:03:17 PM
#2
At the risk of saying something wildly controversial, that woman famous for being attractive is still quite attractive.

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TopicWhat would happen in this world if the infinity stones popped into existence?
masterpug53
03/29/23 4:00:39 PM
#5
James Brown has sadly passed on, so obviously no one living would be worthy of the Soul Stone.

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TopicIt finally happened, folks! *RWBY season 9, episode 6 spoilers*
masterpug53
03/29/23 3:39:03 PM
#32
Rharyx211 posted...
Tbf, in universe the last 7 seasons have all been like in the same couple months. And they weren't in the same country for like half of them, from what I remember.

I stopped watching after s4; whatever lightning in a bottle they caught that made s3 so surprisingly good, it was pretty clear that they weren't going to recapture it anytime soon. And even then it was fairly clear that they were going to pad out Yang and Blake officially becoming an item until long past the point that most people would care about it.

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TopicFlorida Principal Scammed Into Sending $100k Check to Elon Musk Impersonator
masterpug53
03/29/23 3:18:38 PM
#6
Somewhere in Nigeria, a prince is now very interested in investing in this school.

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Topicgaming hot takes
masterpug53
03/29/23 3:06:34 PM
#50
Apart from the deliberately ugly aesthetic of the overworld, World of Ruin > World of Balance in Final Fantasy 6.

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TopicUS border policies have created a volatile logjam in Mexico
masterpug53
03/29/23 2:08:49 PM
#18
Antifar posted...
Just because I realize your time with this account is short:

Again, I must step in and say that I appreciate your excellent cool-headed backhands even if no one else does.


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TopicIt finally happened, folks! *RWBY season 9, episode 6 spoilers*
masterpug53
03/29/23 1:32:57 PM
#30
Huh, so it only took *counts on fingers* 7 years to finally make the most obvious gay romance in contemporary pop media a thing?

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
masterpug53
03/29/23 1:24:23 PM
#60
"As a matter of fact my refrigerator wasn't running, you've spared me quite a bit of spoilage. Thank you, anonymous young man!"

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TopicLegend of Zelda had a good run
masterpug53
03/29/23 1:19:12 PM
#116
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
I didn't realize that the requirement for a game to be a masterpiece is that you specifically liked it.

After all these years, I'm still waiting to see the Venn Diagram between people who say the following:

1) "Games shouldn't strive for mass appeal; try to please everyone and you please no one."
2) "BotW didn't cater to my exact personal tastes, therefore it is shit, and massively overrated, and reviewers were paid off, etc."


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Topic10 minutes of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom gameplay
masterpug53
03/29/23 12:40:05 PM
#103
solosnake posted...
I dont think he had enough stamina to make it

True, but I was speaking more in the broader sense. If you don't have enough stamina, you can go around, or climb high enough up the nearby cliff to glide to the other side, or cook up a stamina potion, or come back later when you have more stamina, etc. My point was that the devs engineering a scenario where you had no other option to cross the lake but to build a makeshift airboat would go completely against the spirit of the original game, and I can reasonably assume that they are well aware of this; thus, lego'ing together vehicles in TotK will almost assuredly be optional.

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Topic10 minutes of Zelda Tears of the Kingdom gameplay
masterpug53
03/29/23 12:31:15 PM
#100
GeneralKenobi85 posted...
It looks like something you can entirely ignore if you want to. It's just another tool to play around in the sandbox with.

This. My take is that even the devs were surprised by how much the fanbase enjoyed exploiting the physics engine via wild ability combos and trick shots, so they want to offer some more robust options in the sequel. But I wouldn't count on any forced GTA-style tutorials or missions requiring complex vehicle building, outside of maybe a rare shrine-style puzzle. Your average gamer isn't going to have the patience or inclination to lego together even the raft shown in the gameplay teaser, and I have faith that the devs are aware of this; and despite what Aonuma said, you most certainly can swim across the lake instead if you wanted to.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
masterpug53
03/29/23 12:01:15 PM
#59
Doe posted...
What ep is this? Hard to find anything on YouTube

S9's "King of the Hill," aka the one where Homer starts secretly working out at night ("Gaim? What's a Gaim?") and then get sponsored to climb a dangerous mountain by a powerbar company.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
masterpug53
03/29/23 11:44:59 AM
#57
"Wake up Homer, those bars are junk! They're made of apple cores and Chinese newspaper!"
"Hey...Deng Xiaoping died."

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TopicNew Zelda still has weapon degrading
masterpug53
03/29/23 11:39:00 AM
#141
Tyranthraxus posted...
Honestly don't think we will ever get a old style 3D Zelda again.

That doesn't mean BotW will be the new format for the next game but I expect the "open air" format to stick around.

Nothing would make me happier than to see future Zelda games veer more closely to the BotW format over the tired-ass "traditional" Zelda (or even try out some wildly-different format).

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TopicWisconson School district bans Miley Cyrus/Dolly Parton duet
masterpug53
03/29/23 11:33:03 AM
#4
Peak irony will be when they start censoring the part of the Bible concerning God's covenant with Noah.

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TopicNew Zelda still has weapon degrading
masterpug53
03/29/23 10:39:41 AM
#138
I have to say that I appreciate being in the goldilocks zone here where I actually liked and appreciated how BotW approached weapon durability, but I'm not exactly married to the mechanic. So it's funny to watch people spend years bitching up a storm about it, convincing themselves it's a dealbreaker, etc, especially now, considering they clearly didn't bitch hard enough to get it removed from TotK. On the other hand, if they do end up walking back on it in future Zelda games (probably likely, regardless of fan input), I won't shed a tear over its removal, because it's very much intrinsic to BotW's specific design and definitely wouldn't fit in a "traditional" Zelda title.

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TopicSwedes will be 'sent to their deaths' if Sweden joins NATO, warns Moscow
masterpug53
03/29/23 10:23:35 AM
#4
I think we've reached the point where the limitless hot air Russia has for blustering to the world officially qualifies as a renewable energy resource.

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
masterpug53
03/29/23 10:21:21 AM
#55
"I don't see any kids at all. It's like they ditched me in advance."

(Lisa is my spirit animal in this regard)

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TopicOld Simpsons jokes you remember randomly, Part 2
masterpug53
03/29/23 10:04:28 AM
#53
"What kind of little boy owns a tea set?"
"I think we both know the answer to that...a lucky boy!"

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TopicWhich of these 3 famous Physicists was the greatest, Albert Einstein, Isaac
masterpug53
03/29/23 9:48:13 AM
#4
The one that fucked. So not Sir Issac.

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TopicTrailer for Wes Anderson's new film 'Asteroid City'
masterpug53
03/29/23 9:45:00 AM
#9
Nice.

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