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Topicjust putrid
Auto_Chrisbot
08/02/23 4:55:57 PM
#3
It's so ugly...

I love it!

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TopicHogwarts legacy making my CPU hot
Auto_Chrisbot
08/02/23 1:53:02 AM
#11
@MarthGoomba posted...
It's probably just angry from being forced to play garbage


The game is good though, very enjoyable. Levio-saw your way on outta here.

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TopicCould you eat an entire medium dominos pizza by yourself?
Auto_Chrisbot
08/01/23 5:32:40 PM
#20
Could? Yeah.

Should? No.

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TopicMethod Man, born 62 years ago, stuns people with youthful Health magazine cover
Auto_Chrisbot
08/01/23 3:11:24 PM
#10
Black don't crack

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TopicIs there anything your mother just doesnt understand?
Auto_Chrisbot
08/01/23 3:08:05 PM
#12
Technology as a whole. I've given up on trying to get my mom to be able to do even a standard text on her phone. She's old, but I see people older than her around with their faces stuck in their smartphones and tablets, doing their thing. So it's not an "old person doesn't get modern tech" problem, it's just a "her" problem.

She's very stubborn that way, even growing up in the 80's my mom was always adverse to new tech. Programming the time on the VCR? Fuhghettaboutit, I always had to do it, lol. Though to be fair my dad could never do it either, but for a time much later on my dad was more tech savvy than I was, but that didn't last too long.

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TopicIts swimsuit week again. Know what that means?
Auto_Chrisbot
07/31/23 5:24:50 PM
#10
KFHEWUI posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/1/3/AAKYEFAAEtip.jpg

Dat's A.I. brooooooooooo

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TopicDo I need to watch Ms. Marvel to prepare for The Marvels?
Auto_Chrisbot
07/31/23 5:14:50 PM
#11
Need? Probably not. Should? Maybe, it was enjoyable enough as its own thing, IMO.

Plus that cool thing at the end where it's revealed that she's a mutant, and the 90's X-Men cartoon jingle plays.

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Topicwould you have sex with a prime 18 year old megan fox?
Auto_Chrisbot
07/30/23 2:15:19 PM
#3
She was better in Revenge of the Fallen, bent over doing... whatever to that motorcycle. She wasn't too thin, and it was before she started getting plastic surgery.

The end part on the aircraft carrier was a pickup shot, which happened some time after principal photography, and she had gotten skinny and had her mouth puffed up like duck lips. Even Micheal Bay was like, "WTF?", when he saw her.

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TopicIt's hot as a bitch
Auto_Chrisbot
07/28/23 10:38:05 PM
#5
No air conditioner?

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TopicWokeness began when they took those coin-operated rides out of grocery stores
Auto_Chrisbot
07/28/23 10:33:47 PM
#14
@TheGoldenEel posted...
They still have these things, theyre just not at grocery stores

malls have them for example


Malls? What malls? Woke destroyed malls.

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TopicNo CAP, I'd allow da actress who plays Nami to breed me all she wants
Auto_Chrisbot
07/28/23 11:08:01 AM
#21
There's this, let's say, lewd THOT, of the, uh, Asian persuasion, that goes by the name of NAMI, that I would, uh... allow to, um, breed me (wtf) all she wants.

Y-yeah.

And yes, she does a lot of naughty cosplay as Nami.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/9/4/AAcrE2AAEs7S.jpg


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TopicDo you think we will ever have a true gamer president in the US?
Auto_Chrisbot
07/27/23 10:30:42 PM
#14
The President in Netflix's House of Cards was a gamer. He was disappointed when he couldn't log on to Call of Duty, his Secret Service detail told him they had to disconnect the WiFi because they couldn't take the risk that connection wasn't secure. He got all pouty lol.

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TopicAEW Collision is better than Dynamite.
Auto_Chrisbot
07/27/23 12:57:14 PM
#14
Lol wrestling. Who still watches that crap?

@ironman2009 posted...
Whatever happened to Evil Uno


He and the Dark Order just a had a bloody hardcore match against The Righteous at the recent ROH: Death Before Dishonor ppv.

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TopicCan FF16 be played around non-gamers without them cringing at the dialogue?
Auto_Chrisbot
07/27/23 10:49:30 AM
#17
This is why if I'm playing story games, I prefer to do them alone. I don't need the distraction of other people around talking and criticizing, ruining my immersion.

Stuff like fighting games, or racing games, or FPS multiplayer are fine in group settings, because there's little to no context to react to.

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TopicBillie Eilish doe
Auto_Chrisbot
07/26/23 1:19:11 PM
#21
Damn_Underscore posted...


Yeah they both have black hair


Yup. Same face too.

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TopicBillie Eilish doe
Auto_Chrisbot
07/26/23 10:16:36 AM
#17
I can never unsee that she looks likes a fem Pete Davidson.

You're welcome

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TopicESRB Proposes Using Facial Recognition To Verify Your Age
Auto_Chrisbot
07/26/23 10:07:30 AM
#52
@mustachedmystic posted...

Dude looks like Bo Brady(character on Days), circa 1984, if he became a pro wrestler.


He actually was a pro wrestler. "Dr. Death" Steve Williams.

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TopicI'm watching Legion (2017 tv show) (progressive spoilers)
Auto_Chrisbot
07/25/23 10:44:49 AM
#43
My bad man, but, what I said should have already been shown before the end of season one, which you said you finished watching.

I mean, they don't beat you over the head with it or outright state it, but enough visual clues and information are provided to be able to put 2 and 2 together, regarding David's parentage.

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TopicEvery living species, minus dogs and cats, decide to attack humans on sight
Auto_Chrisbot
07/25/23 10:37:33 AM
#8
Sounds like someone just discovered the ANIMOSITY comic.

https://aftershockcomics.com/collections/animosity

One day, the Animals woke up. They started thinking. They started talking. They started taking revenge.

Now, a dog and his girl are trying to get awayout of New York City, and all the way to San Francisco, to the only person who might be able to protect and save her.

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TopicDid Keanu Reeves ever apologize for 47 Ronin?
Auto_Chrisbot
07/25/23 10:23:57 AM
#4
I thought it was alright. He should, however, apologize for John Wick 4. What a boring and repetitive movie.

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TopicI dressed up for Barbie (pics)
Auto_Chrisbot
07/25/23 8:57:07 AM
#44
@NeonTentacles posted...
Why did you put censor circles all over her arms and legs? >_> wat


So that people can't identify her and harass her based on her tattoos, this has already been discussed.

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TopicHave you played a game in Sega's Shinobi franchise?
Auto_Chrisbot
07/24/23 8:05:15 PM
#22
I'm old enough to have played the original Shinobi in the arcades. Played most of the rest of them over the years too. Shinobi 3 on the Genesis, boi.

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TopicGen V (The Boys spin-off) teaser trailer
Auto_Chrisbot
07/24/23 1:09:54 PM
#2
Looks bloody good mate.

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TopicPizza Scented Xbox Controllers
Auto_Chrisbot
07/24/23 10:36:27 AM
#11
I mean, just eat pizza while gaming without using napkins. No need to buy a gimmicky controller.

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TopicAre Quantum Leap and Sliders isekais?
Auto_Chrisbot
07/24/23 10:27:07 AM
#16
Woah, that means the movie "Warriors of Virtue" was an isekai story.

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TopicI dressed up for Barbie (pics)
Auto_Chrisbot
07/24/23 10:25:06 AM
#23
Is this what the kids are calling "rizz" these days? You got a mad amount of rizz in these pics, good brother.

Am I saying that right?

Heh heh, rizz.

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TopicMarvel releasing WandaVision boxset without the discs of the show...
Auto_Chrisbot
07/23/23 7:58:35 PM
#38
@vycebrand2 posted...

I would think limited streaming. Say stream for a year then drop physical versions. But thats just me and the way I would run it.


That's the way I thought streaming show were going to be, but nope. Most streaming shows across the different brands don't get physical releases. I would love to buy 4K discs of shows like Altered Carbon, Death Love and Robots, The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, and most of the Disney+ live action Marvel and Star Wars shows, but nope.

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Topicharley quinn season 4 trailer
Auto_Chrisbot
07/22/23 9:19:27 AM
#75
yusiko posted...
the actress who voices harley quinn has actually had a pretty impressively long running career
going from 8 simple rules to charmed to big bang theory to this is like 20 years consistent work in an industry where the majority are lucky to get 1 stready paycheck for a season then drift off into obscurity

Don't forget The Flight Attendant and Priceline commercials.

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TopicInjustice 3
Auto_Chrisbot
07/22/23 9:10:16 AM
#10
GunmaN1905 posted...
Homelander and Omni-Man are way more fitting for MK than Injustice.

They're like Spawn, who could fit in either game. It's just that in MK they can be as gory as their source materials.

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TopicInjustice 3
Auto_Chrisbot
07/22/23 6:53:27 AM
#3
Uh, because they've been busy working on Mortal Kombat 1 instead. It's ok though fam, they still got you covered for a superhero fix, since they got Peacemaker, Omni-Man, and Homelander coming to MK1. There's some injustice for you right there.

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Topicharley quinn season 4 trailer
Auto_Chrisbot
07/21/23 8:42:38 AM
#55
@Thud posted...


I, too, enjoy comparing apples to horses


https://youtu.be/800zIPDSO7A

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TopicSecret Invasion Episode 5 Topic *SPOILERS*
Auto_Chrisbot
07/20/23 8:24:11 PM
#69
More like, Nick... Fughettabouit.

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TopicSecret Invasion Episode 5 Topic *SPOILERS*
Auto_Chrisbot
07/20/23 3:51:30 PM
#67
Nick Fury? More like, Nick Fumbles.

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TopicDid anyone here play Bayonetta 3?
Auto_Chrisbot
07/20/23 7:29:04 AM
#3
It was good, but the performance was pretty bad on Switch. You can tell the devs had scope and ambitions that they weren't willing to cut, so a lot of the game chugs along, and at low rez. I swear that Bayonetta 2 on WiiU looked and ran better than Bayo 3.

Like there are giant kaiju sections that on paper and at a glance should be totally awesome, but the framerate dips far below the usual 60fps, and the graphics get all muddy and grainy. Sad.

Nintendo saving the franchise is both a blessing and a curse. There probably wouldn't be a Bayo 2 or 3 without them, but the franchise has been stuck on their weak hardware ever since. I lament what this game could've been like using the full power of the PS5 or Series X. 4K!? 120hz!? Arrrgh!

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TopicShe's just too pretty
Auto_Chrisbot
07/20/23 4:51:25 AM
#18
MarthGoomba posted...

She was plump back in college

https://i.imgur.com/Sm2Fexj.jpg


See that is better. She had cute, pinchable cheeks. You can't pinch a face that is gaunt of cheek.

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TopicShe's just too pretty
Auto_Chrisbot
07/19/23 6:41:09 PM
#15
Nah she's ain't ugly at all, she is very pretty. It's that she's a string bean that's needs to eat a lot of string beans. Bulk up! A strong breeze could knock her over.

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TopicShe's just too pretty
Auto_Chrisbot
07/19/23 6:38:51 PM
#13
She is also just too skinny. Eat a dang sandwich girl.

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TopicNo cap, I'd let her do da dirtiest things imaginable to me in dat train
Auto_Chrisbot
07/19/23 6:34:01 PM
#3
She's a barbie girl, in a barbie world, that's for sure.

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TopicRemember when Stannis Baratheon (GOT Spoilers)
Auto_Chrisbot
07/19/23 5:39:28 PM
#70
DuranOfForcena posted...

if you truly really really really don't care, you wouldn't have acknowledged what he said and moved on. you simply would've rolled your eyes or whatever, and started talking to other posters here. but here you are.


You asked me a question and I answered dude, lol. I guess I should just ignore you too, eh sunshine? ;)

UnholyMudcrab posted...

Right, we can all tell how unbothered you are by all this.


How do you guys function in your day-to-day with so much projection?

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TopicRemember when Stannis Baratheon (GOT Spoilers)
Auto_Chrisbot
07/19/23 3:00:20 PM
#60
DrizztLink posted...

your face is a dumb face


An insult is an insult, regardless of how tame it. I don't really care mind you, just pointing how the guy claims to not be bothered despite throwing out an insult. I dunno, just kinda peculiar.

DuranOfForcena posted...

are you bothered that he's saying he's not bothered


I really, really, really don't care, lol. This is some really inconsequential nerd stuff that we're arguing about anyway. It takes a lot to actually bother me. Someone has to act like an outright 'ist or 'phobe of some kind to trigger me. Just jabbering about a book vs show fantasy story? Nah.

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TopicLego Buildable Chewbacca isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Auto_Chrisbot
07/19/23 2:50:34 PM
#9
X_X

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TopicRemember when Stannis Baratheon (GOT Spoilers)
Auto_Chrisbot
07/19/23 2:49:41 PM
#56
shockthemonkey posted...

What am I bothered by? What in my one post made you think I was bothered by what youre saying about Game of Thrones and not just how pointlessly insufferable your posts are?


Oh, I dunno, the fact that not only did you quote me, but also felt the need to insult me. If you truly weren't bothered you wouldn't have acknowledged what I said and moved on. You simply would've rolled your eyes or whatever, and started talking to other posters here. But here we are.

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TopicLego Buildable Chewbacca isn't real, he can't hurt you.
Auto_Chrisbot
07/19/23 2:38:03 PM
#7
Lol, indeed.

kill it with fire

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