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Mess with the Sess get blocked like the rest.

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Cant believe youd end these topics without doing beans on pizza

Starfield
Simply Limeade

If you dont have a side piece by now youve fallen behind

Barack Midbama

Coasting through the end of his term thinking Hillary had it in the bag and letting Mitch rob him of his SC pick was a pretty terrible way to go out.

I only do this if it's a single occupant restroom. Learned my lesson last time when I hung my pants up on the wall and someone from the other side made off with them.

Get a better chair bro

GeraldDarko posted...

Was it audible?
Did they smell it?

Asking the important questions here.

If they smelt it, then you have no hope, as smell is the sense most tied to emotion

I dont go commando except on rare occasions and Im extra careful of it when I put my pants on if I do

That's how much it costs me anymore. $23 + $7 tip to bring it up to $30.

Why are they so popular with police departments then?

Alestorm

XIV has a few poop monsters

Crimson_Corsair posted...

Somebody actually shot the dog. It survived though. Too bad he wasn't a better shot. Also not sure why anybody would waste money for surgery on a dog that tries to eat children.

Texas

Life is balanced around dual incomes these days so those of us who are undateable have to manage somehow.

When they call a stuffed toy bear a Teddy bear in a world without Theodore Roosevelt or America in general

ai123 posted...

Lennon, and all the others, are referencing Robert Crumb's cartoon.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/6/1/AAdkcxAAE-t1.jpg

Whenever I do a survey and reach the comment section at the end, I put keep on truckin if I have nothing better to say

Already up on Apple Music. Its my favorite album from her as well so will be listening o my way home from work today.

Never done it myself but Im considering going from Phoenix to LA for a World Cup 2026 match depending on how things shape up

Preordered

I love and care about my parents despite it and we get along pretty well until politics gets involved. I also stand to get a fat inheritance if were being selfish about it but I wont let all that be another thing that fat orange piece of shit takes away from me.

No, I won't carry a gun for the man

I wouldn't miss streaming movies/tv that much since I don't watch that often. I'd miss Apple Music more than anything since music distribution has coalesced around streaming services to a far greater extent than any other form of media.

Looks like 110 to me but first looking at it, I was figuring the deception was that it was actually 770 and I was like "that's a fat ass bagel"

KitKats posted...

No, guys offering opening messages with zero substance are a dime a dozen and it can be exhausting is all.

"what's up"
"hru"
"wyd"
etc.

girl let me holla @ u

Space truckin aint what it used to be

I just tried this and the noodles got wet while I was boiling them, so I put them in the dryer.

That's definitely Star Control

The cold fist of the unforgivable gamer

I'd say a soup has to be cooked so no.

Wouldn't be surprised if Fandom is wanting to turn this back into a G-rated baby websight and is cracking down on any and all hornyposting

Waddlez posted...

Type R or bust

In my experience owning a rad car like that just gets you more attention from other dudes than chicks.

I thought it was just ok. Didnt stick with it long enough to beat it though

Dog of Peace

Excess

That's a big yikes. Probably better that you learn this lesson with just a reddit ban rather than losing your job or getting hit with a discrimination lawsuit.

If it's alive and small enough to eat, then it's chow time #turtlebrain

rideshort posted...

I don't understand. If you want to learn to fight than just do it. What is stopping you from going to a gym to pick up boxing or Dojo to learn some kind of martial arts?

I think it was on this board that someone once said youre guaranteed to get beat up more learning martial arts than you would going through life without any training.

Gamers

Dude probably played too many RPGs where NPCs just go hostile and try to kill you if you steal from them

ironman2009 posted...

those onlookers seem pretty close to the scene all things considered.

Newscaster knows whats up. Anything for the 'gram

Nissan drivers

Im 511 and say Im 511

Humility is a forgotten virtue

Had to crank the AC back to full blast on my drive home today here in Phoenix

Clean your place up, bring her over to smash, and then mount a decorative harpoon over your bed to commemorate the occasion.