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Foppe posted...

...he was dared to do it?
...he had an extremely stupid idea like "Im gonna highfive the roof!"?
...he was bullied to do it?
...he tried to escape?

He saw someone do it on TikTok and thought it looked fun

Looks like a cheesesteak to me

5% to 401k with a 4% employer match and I max my Roth IRA (6.5k/yr)

If my bank accounts still go over 20k, combined, Ill move a chunk into my regular brokerage account

Dark_Arbron posted...

If thats what it takes. Theres probably no prison in the country where it wouldnt be a massive hassle to keep him protected.

ADX Florence would be my suggestion

And I had cats here telling me Rowling was a liberal just the other day

Buying them as work pants

I use wired on my desktop PC. Ill also plug my phone in to charge and listen to music in the car but otherwise Im using Bluetooth headphones

Shit like this just feeds into the delusion CEOs have of being gods gift to mankind

I think only direct reports should be the ones to contribute to something like this. Let the rest of the C-suite buy their boss a $1000 vintage or whatever they had in mind, but dont hand it down to the workers below like its some kind of obligation.

$30/mo for unlimited

Always hide your power level

Yes, I'd have a literal easter egg that can only be found/encountered if you play the game on Easter

Always get a kick out of gymbros

Imagine doing unpaid (or even paying to do) physical work and calling others losers for not doing the same.

Pretty similar to OP, Ive had a few where it was the 2nd or 3rd round and the interviewer either just quickly goes through standard questions or only goes for total hardball questions because they already have someone picked out and youre not even in the running unless youre a rock star who can charm the skin off a snake

None, I refuse to play into Big Babys hands and fall for the reproduction meme

"ice cream is for winners, and the children of winners, go eat dirt with the other losers, kid"

In an instant. Even just 10 million would be netting you 500k in interest every year. After taxes that's still about 300k and I could literally be traveling/on vacation 24/7 with that much dough

I know scammers and catfishers call them a mark but giving them a literal special icon to make them easy to find is a little on the nose

Neutral good position since the door to my master bathroom is on one side of the bed so I leave more space there than on the other side.

Sounds more like a cursed notebook. Id take the money any time.

Probably could tolerate living in El Paso since its still more of a southwestern character there. Most of the state and most of Florida is basically the Deep South though

I use ramps to get underneath mine. I also replaced the drain plug with a Fumoto valve so I just slide the tray for collecting the dirty oil under, flip it open, and walk away for awhile while it drains out. Once its been drained, I flip the valve closed and slide the tray out. Overall Im only spending like 30 seconds under the car (the oil filter on my car is top mounted so is very easy to change)

George Bush Sr.

If you just say Bush everyone will think youre talking about W.

$13,000 in the bank right now which is about where I like to be. Once it grows past $20,000 I move a chunk into investments. Already took my major vacation and added to both my Roth IRA and regular brokerage accounts this year so just going to build it up for a few months.

Haha this guy is McPissed

A slap on the wrist and saying boys will be boys wont teach them to respect women. If this was a workplace theyd be fired

Sounds like a bad deal since dying and getting the bonus have the same probability but no idea how hard the upcoming encounters would be (that is, if youre likely to die due to being underpowered then rolling for the bonus makes more sense)

Anony1125 posted...

uhhh why? that thing's a piece of junk

they call them steelies for a reason

Depends on the type of game. RPGs and strategy games I usually go normal so I dont have to sweat looking up builds and guides and can just enjoy the game casually.

FPS and action games I usually will go for the hardest if its realistic mode (dying fast but killing fast, less HUD info/assist etc) but will do 2nd hardest if the hardest is just bullet sponge mode.

Started off as envy due to iPhones being a premium price but that hasnt been the case since the SE came out bringing the affordable iPhone experience to the masses.

Now its just a long-standing meme that people keep falling for and grasping at straws to justify.

Imagine falling for the marriage meme

I live in AZ and CA is my favorite place to take a vacation. Can get almost anywhere there in a day of driving and theres something to do for everyone and every taste.

Id do the same thing of quitting my job immediately, investing it all, and living off the interest/gains/dividends

HylianFox posted...

Which sitcom or cartoon was it where the greeters were all like "Welcome to MegaMart, I love you!"
?

That was the movie Idiocracy

Welcome to Costco, I love you

The only things capitalism values are measured in $

Utah

Living in Phoenix, yeah, though not on the same level as the CA cities Ive been to.

Epstein didnt kill himself

Youve never eaten something and been like I could get fat off this?

Some people just go for it after having that experience

Nah I got the base model WRX in part because I didnt want one. Just adds more weight and something that can break/leak

Id rep a Porky P.

If Elon Musk was convicted of a crime he would be Felon Musk

All my apes gone.