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TopicSBAllah is dead
Valjackal
10/17/23 2:19:50 PM
#5
Error will pay for this. I told him to lay off but he had to keep power tripping.

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TopicPresenting: Luigi's new voice.
Valjackal
10/15/23 3:40:43 PM
#5
mario2000 posted...
He sounds like a slightly less cracked-out version of Waluigi.

Accurate. I immediately got Waluigi vibes.

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TopicWoman refuses to go on date because it's Cheesecake Factory
Valjackal
10/15/23 12:55:16 PM
#29
I know this isn't (hopefully) the rule but rather the exception, but nonetheless seeing stuff like this makes me so thankful I'm not in the dating pool these days.

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TopicWould you fuck SSSniperwolf? >__>
Valjackal
10/14/23 6:12:04 PM
#21
DKBananaSlamma posted...
Starfish?

Someone who's boring in bed. Lays there like a starfish

I'm very surprised you of all people aren't familiar with that terminology.

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TopicFly over the Ring of Fire eclipse of October 14, 2023
Valjackal
10/14/23 1:26:51 PM
#21
That's awesome. Can't wait for the one in April. I'll get totality from my house...we're positioned damn near right on the tip of the path.

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TopicMemes #41
Valjackal
10/13/23 4:46:59 PM
#374
Aristoph posted...
It's missing that one kid who always tried to ride it upside down.

I was that kid.

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TopicMemes #41
Valjackal
10/13/23 1:27:38 PM
#370
Kami_no_Kami posted...
Yeah, I know, elimite. Im not remaking it though.

Memes with grammatical errors are the worst. Not that I'm blaming you. But it pains me a bit every time I have to share one. That one is bad though.

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TopicMemes #41
Valjackal
10/11/23 12:43:05 AM
#327
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/2/5/5/AADkClAAE7AP.jpg

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TopicHow does CE feel about tattoos
Valjackal
10/10/23 7:55:41 PM
#12
I technically have three, though my most recent is a cover up. I have a cross on my upper right arm (that will also get covered up in the semi near future, and a phoenix that goes from my upper left arm to almost halfway down my wrist. I plan on getting another tattoo to finish off this arm as soon as a figure out a design I like.

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TopicCowboys @ 49ers about to start!
Valjackal
10/09/23 12:19:34 AM
#15
Dak ain't it. I've tried defending him for the last couple of years but Jesus Christ man. Far from the only problem they had tonight though.

The memes whenever the Cowboys lose always make me laugh though, so there's that.

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TopicGamefaqs users as AI art
Valjackal
10/07/23 7:18:25 PM
#486
Crimsoness posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/1/5/2/AAfVATAAE6Pw.jpg

I'll take it.

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TopicGamefaqs users as AI art
Valjackal
10/07/23 5:50:19 PM
#460
My body is ready.

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Topic*googles "actor with punchable face"*
Valjackal
10/07/23 1:00:04 PM
#17
boxoto posted...
tbh, I like Will Poulter, and this was just one of those random things that popped into my head.

*googles rapper with punchable face*

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/5/2/AAS_qZAAE6Mo.jpg

I agree with both

I could see Ja Rule but not Hopsin.

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TopicMemes #41
Valjackal
10/07/23 12:45:07 PM
#288
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/9/6/6/AADkClAAE6M2.jpg

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TopicDo you support same sex marriage?
Valjackal
10/06/23 10:32:06 AM
#78
I'm going to go ahead and close this. We will not allow posts of dissension regarding the rights of LGBT people here, and this topic invites those opinions to be posted.

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TopicIt's fucking official, BABY!
Valjackal
10/03/23 1:38:00 PM
#17
Pretty sure it's supposed to be pronounced "ket shee" or something to that effect.

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TopicIt's fucking official, BABY!
Valjackal
10/03/23 1:33:31 PM
#2
Well that ain't right.

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TopicI'm sorry you can't ban vegy and not expect a topic about it
Valjackal
10/02/23 4:51:01 PM
#80
Ugky.

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TopicI'm sorry you can't ban vegy and not expect a topic about it
Valjackal
10/02/23 4:45:24 PM
#30
I'm closing this in 5 minutes. Enjoy while you can.

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TopicI had sex yesterday with a millennial girl. Are you proud or ashamed of me?
Valjackal
10/02/23 9:27:22 AM
#10
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/5/AADkClAAE5Fv.jpg

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TopicArent most people here in their late 20s to late 30s? Why are most people...
Valjackal
09/30/23 9:55:24 AM
#6
I will say as a grown man in his late 30s I typically don't concern myself with why people enjoy the things they do. Things like low effort trolling on a two decade website. To each their own, you know?

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TopicOpen Your Heart
Valjackal
09/29/23 1:26:39 PM
#13
Shadows of dark creatures!

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TopicCensor bypassing shouldn't be moddable for curse words
Valjackal
09/27/23 9:22:28 PM
#6
HairyQueen posted...
You can post images that say "fuck" and those are perfectly fine (which they should be), so why is it moddable to "censor bypass" the same word hmm? I'll wait.

It makes perfect sense to me.

Edit: My wording sucked. To be more clear, I agree with you.

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TopicMemes #41
Valjackal
09/25/23 8:05:41 PM
#179
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/1/3/AADkClAAE33l.jpg

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TopicAh, finally, they're rebooting The Office
Valjackal
09/25/23 7:43:41 PM
#50
pegusus123456 posted...
I understand your point, but it's kind of funny to say this about a show that was a reboot in the first place.

Fair, but British humor and American humor can differ enough that an adaptation makes sense in that case.

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TopicAh, finally, they're rebooting The Office
Valjackal
09/25/23 4:24:59 PM
#37
There is zero reason to reboot the series. Has Hollywood truly run out of ideas?

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TopicMemes #41
Valjackal
09/25/23 11:49:16 AM
#161
BLooD_WoLf posted...
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/6/1/AADZYBAAE3nJ.jpg

I don't think this will ever not make me laugh when I see it.

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TopicAre the Dallas Cowboys frauds?
Valjackal
09/24/23 7:17:49 PM
#7
This game has been painful to watch.

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TopicDo you contest you moderations?
Valjackal
09/24/23 6:13:44 PM
#62
Cocytus posted...
They do?

No.

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TopicDo you contest you moderations?
Valjackal
09/22/23 10:52:28 PM
#52
Toonstrack posted...
....well dang how does this happen lol

I assume the acting mod forgot to change the reason. Probably wanted to go with trolling. Not that I necessarily agree with that moderation, but that's my guess.

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TopicJoe Biden has been a better president than Barack Obama
Valjackal
09/22/23 7:18:49 PM
#4
Nah.

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TopicDo you contest you moderations?
Valjackal
09/22/23 7:06:05 PM
#47
mybbqrules posted...
Occasionally, when it calls for it.

For the most part, I can look at a moderation and go "yeah, I get it", because I don't exist in a state of perpetual victimhood like some of our other brethren.

But occasionally I'll get a moderation that is clearly a chud mod up in their feels, and I've disputed those in the past.

Mod probably threatened by your bomb ass bbq tbh

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TopicWhat type of vehicle do you drive?
Valjackal
09/22/23 10:20:17 AM
#12
2020 Civic Type R. Previously owned a Focus ST. I'm a believer in hatchbacks now. Good blend of practicality and performance.

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TopicI legit thought Lauren Boebert was like 45 years old
Valjackal
09/22/23 8:39:38 AM
#15
My wife is a few years older than her yet looks younger. Her makeup isn't doing her any favors either, as already mentioned. Being a perpetually evil piece of shit probably has made an impact too, at least in my head canon.

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TopicIs there a board to file complaints against the mods/admins?
Valjackal
09/21/23 9:29:52 AM
#26
toreysback posted...
once you get past the obligatory fuck offs and rat pictures, if you have a case to make, it sometimes is even listened to and discussed somewhat seriously.

of course, you also could take the more common approach, and just lie about why you were moderated. that's been a popular option for well over a decade now

Please show Bob the proper respect he demands. He is not just a "rat."

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TopicMemes #41
Valjackal
09/20/23 8:07:36 PM
#134
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/6/4/AADkClAAE3AI.jpg
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/8/9/2/AADkClAAE3Ak.jpg

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Topicwho is the best athlete in the world?
Valjackal
09/19/23 5:56:35 PM
#11
LeBron James is probably the greatest athlete to ever play in the NBA. Not the greatest player, but the greatest athlete. The things he could do at his size in his prime...dude was a freak of nature. Still is, considering his age and level of play.

I say all this and I don't even care for the dude.

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TopicEngaged/Married folk of CE-
Valjackal
09/17/23 10:06:08 AM
#68
There isn't a one size fits all timeframe for what is too long. Depends on the couple and their specific circumstances. I proposed to my wife after 9 months, which was far quicker than even I thought I would. I always told myself 3 years at a minimum, enough time to get through the honeymoon phase, have some fights, see how we handle and grow from them, and really just determine if the compatibility could endure forever.

It'll never not be a gamble; people change. But I was always one who dated to find a wife and not for casual hookups. I proposed at 26, she was 31, we both knew what we wanted so that took a lot of work out of it from the start. We both have changed since then, but for the better, and in ways that compliment each other. Some aren't so lucky. Marriage is the hardest thing I've ever done, but also the most rewarding.

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TopicIf there's an alt-right does that men there's a ctrl-right?
Valjackal
09/16/23 12:34:22 PM
#3
Shift-right, delete.

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TopicEngaged/Married folk of CE-
Valjackal
09/14/23 6:46:51 PM
#20
My wife (girlfriend at the time) had a dream once that I had proposed to her with this gaudy looking big pearl ring. So when I decided I wanted to propose, I went to a department store and bought a ring as she described in the dream. I tied it to our cat's collar along with a little love note I wrote referencing the "ring of her dreams." When she found it and read it, I told her it was her engagement ring and I wanted to marry her.

What I wasn't expecting was that she would like the ring.

I had her real ring in my pocket. I bought the other ring intentionally too big so when I put it on, I would comment on that and tell her to try this other ring on (her real one). That all went according to plan, except she thought I was playing a joke on her.

She still has the dream ring in a drawer in our dining room.

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TopicLol @ the mod closing that topic.
Valjackal
09/13/23 5:51:50 PM
#47
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/3/7/4/AADkClAAEqbm.jpg

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