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TopicPost ITT and I will ask you anything
Valjackal
09/11/23 8:45:34 PM
#12
Anony1125 posted...
Besides you, who is the worst current moderator on gamefaqs.gamespot.com?

Error1355. Give me a hard question next time.

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TopicPost ITT and I will ask you anything
Valjackal
09/11/23 8:28:46 PM
#2
Second.

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TopicPeople who will only drive manual have the dumbest take.
Valjackal
09/10/23 9:03:31 PM
#39
Alucard188 posted...
How is your SI doing?

So this is where our friendship ends. In a CE topic.

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TopicPeople who will only drive manual have the dumbest take.
Valjackal
09/10/23 6:16:24 PM
#2
@alucard188

Say the thing.

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TopicI got modded for saying Kratos is black
Valjackal
09/09/23 12:25:12 AM
#80
Dispute it. You're wrong, but being wrong isn't against the rules.

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TopicAny interesting stories about mods being de-modded?
Valjackal
09/08/23 11:23:50 PM
#32
WingsOfGood posted...
wow bet all the mods today too scared to mod the admins right?

wow

Nah. Asstank moderated Krystal when she was the CM.

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TopicWhat do you think of the fact that moderators do it for free?
Valjackal
09/06/23 11:34:00 AM
#37
I have more power in real life than I do here. That's not an incentive for me in the slightest, nor do I really feel like I have any "power" here. I volunteered simply because I have zero drive or desire to create a functional guide for any game, but I wanted to be able to provide some service back to a site I've regularly visited for over two decades. I felt this was the best way for me to do so.

Not being paid is easily offset by the fact that I can contribute almost as much or as little as I please regarding my moderator duties.

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TopicOur new admin overlord Sir DToast has BANNED user is WARNED/SUSPENDED topics (2)
Valjackal
09/06/23 11:24:26 AM
#11
This doesn't need a second topic. Everything that needed to be said was said in the first 500 posts.

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TopicJoe Jonas & Sophie Turner break silent on divorce. Release statement.
Valjackal
09/06/23 8:48:03 AM
#4
Amazing how makeup can destroy a person's looks. She has fantastic natural beauty...why ruin it?

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TopicIt's Chewsday innit?
Valjackal
09/05/23 7:51:32 PM
#5
Cor!

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TopicOur new admin overlord, Sir DToast has BANNED user is WARNED / SUSPENDED topics
Valjackal
09/05/23 7:08:18 PM
#427
TMOG posted...
The flaw with this thinking is that the people using the message boards are using the site for longer periods of time and actively clicking through pages at a far faster rate, which prompts more ads to appear, which results in more money for GameFAQs

Message board users may be the minority as far as overall population but I'm willing to bet they drive a hell of a lot more revenue than FAQ users

The flaw was in the very first sentence. He didn't buy the website, and though he obviously drives some decisions, some are out of his control and are controlled by corporate. That is the nature of these things. Such as 261 closing which for whatever reason some still pin on him even after being told otherwise.

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TopicOur new admin overlord, Sir DToast has BANNED user is WARNED / SUSPENDED topics
Valjackal
09/05/23 6:07:43 PM
#314
HurricaneManning posted...
Don't understand why the bolded could not just be put in the announcement if it is something so simple?

Because everyone here knows those topics were inherently toxic and trolling, no matter how much some want to try to spin it otherwise.

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TopicOur new admin overlord, Sir DToast has BANNED user is WARNED / SUSPENDED topics
Valjackal
09/05/23 4:12:07 PM
#123
VFalcone posted...
@DToast coming for Beautiful Asses, Boobs, and Asian girl topics next?

Not that I have any stake in this

Leave the ass topic, ban the boob one.

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TopicMemes #41
Valjackal
09/04/23 12:53:24 PM
#20
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/1/6/AADkClAAEz3Y.jpg

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TopicI'm back from being in PURGATORY
Valjackal
09/04/23 10:59:17 AM
#49
rexcrk posted...
^^^

I couldve sworn that was a rule at one point too.

That's never been a rule. Unfortunately.

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TopicMemes #41
Valjackal
09/03/23 1:41:53 PM
#10
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/4/5/6/AADkClAAEzuo.jpg

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TopicGotta get a tooth pulled tomorrow
Valjackal
09/03/23 1:25:55 PM
#60
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]


I have a bone spur from the worst impacted tooth poking through my gum a bit. I find myself flicking it with my tongue from time to time. It gets a little sore here and there but it should resolve itself within the next few weeks. But yeah those first two weeks were unpleasant. No dry socket though so yay.

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TopicMemes #40
Valjackal
09/02/23 10:00:44 PM
#495
https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/0/8/6/AADkClAAEzo2.jpg

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TopicI had sex with a millennial girl today. Not a granny.
Valjackal
09/02/23 6:23:39 PM
#27
People who have sex don't need to tell people they've had sex.

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TopicGotta get a tooth pulled tomorrow
Valjackal
09/02/23 1:22:56 PM
#57
Yeah I vastly underestimated my recovery time. I'd always heard the older you get, the worse the recovery. I thought I'd bounce back in a couple of days. It took me out the whole week, and I had to take meds for two weeks because of my jaw soreness.

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TopicGotta get a tooth pulled tomorrow
Valjackal
09/02/23 8:49:00 AM
#54
I had all four of my wisdom teeth pulled last month. Whole procedure took about an hour. I had two impacted. I wasn't knocked completely out, just in a twilight state and I only remember them working on the last one. I was convinced they forgot to do the other three.

I'd heard horror stories about dry socket, which was partly the reason I put off the extractions for as long as I did. I don't smoke and very rarely drink so those weren't a problem. I didn't have an appetite for like a week after. They gave me Vicodin, but honestly Tylenol and ibuprofen worked better. The soft food diet sucked, and one of my teeth was so impacted it remained sore post op much longer than the others. I was also careful to rinse out my holes after eating, and rinsed with saline multiple times a day.

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TopicMy ex is fucking nuts
Valjackal
08/30/23 11:44:35 AM
#52
Don't even reply with "okay."

Hit her with the "k". Maximum damage.

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TopicDo they still make those comedy central celebrity roasts?
Valjackal
08/28/23 10:42:30 PM
#8
Simon_Gruber posted...
The Rob Lowe one from a few years ago was great but mostly cause it was really a roast of Ann Coulter, who was one of the "Roasters". Everyone spent most of the episode shitting on her.

The Mexican joke had me dying.

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TopicDo they still make those comedy central celebrity roasts?
Valjackal
08/28/23 10:25:58 PM
#5
They don't make them anymore, but the last few weren't that great. Once all the actual comedians stopped doing them and they started getting random celebrities, it went downhill fast.

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TopicAnyone else scared of the second COVID wave
Valjackal
08/27/23 12:43:32 PM
#39
As others have already stated, this is far from the second wave. Our COVID census is back in double digits for the first time in months. That being said, I don't believe it will get back to the numbers we saw a couple of years ago. At least I hope not. I don't know if I have another round of that in me.

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TopicMexican Coke vs American Coke
Valjackal
08/27/23 10:01:01 AM
#23
My local grocery stocks them in the world foods section, separate from the rest of the pop.

I don't know if it's standard everywhere, but the Chipotle by me also sells them.

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TopicRIP Arleen Sorkin.
Valjackal
08/27/23 2:38:29 AM
#23
Damn, I totally missed this in all of the Barker ruckus. RIP queen.

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TopicMexican Coke vs American Coke
Valjackal
08/27/23 12:04:00 AM
#9
Mexicoke, no contest.

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TopicBob Barker is still alive
Valjackal
08/26/23 1:04:36 PM
#40
Giving Doom_Art a run for his money on cursed topics.

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TopicMarjorie Taylor Greene Suffers Meltdown After Fox News Bans Her
Valjackal
08/25/23 3:08:25 PM
#4
I was hoping she actually melted.

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TopicTrump: 6'3", 215lbs
Valjackal
08/24/23 7:50:22 PM
#16
Perhaps they typed 2 instead of 3. I'm 6'1 and 220lbs and there's no earthly way I'm heavier than that fat fuck.

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TopicHeartomaton is SUSPENDED!
Valjackal
08/24/23 4:44:48 PM
#67
VeggetaX posted...
I'll make that topic next week because I 100% stand with it and I'll take the moderation if I get modded.

I'm going to go ahead and advise you to not do that.

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TopicThose of you here who have a wife or fiance....or had one.....
Valjackal
08/23/23 9:42:41 PM
#43
I proposed 11 years ago. I bought the engagement ring and the band as a matching set for a little over $2500 if I remember correctly. She loved it. She would have been upset had I dropped a ton of money on something like that.

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TopicI completed Xenoblade 3. It was disappointing
Valjackal
08/23/23 11:05:54 AM
#36
The thing that annoyed me most story-wise was the confirmation that Rex banged three different women who were all friends with one another and apparently were cool with it. It just seemed forced and unnecessary, my disdain for Rex aside.

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TopicA million dollars but you have to reside in Ohio for one decade, immediately.
Valjackal
08/22/23 4:14:00 PM
#16
Alucard188 posted...
@valjackal

I'm coming to live in your basement.

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/a/user_image/5/6/5/AADkClAAExjt.jpg

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TopicGood Burger 2 teaser trailer
Valjackal
08/21/23 8:10:53 PM
#5
Somehow it's slightly jarring with Kel not having his gap anymore.

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TopicWhat's with people saying mid all the time now?
Valjackal
08/20/23 3:45:08 PM
#50
Maybe it's because I'm not around younger people often, but the only place I've seen mid used is on this site.

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TopicFandom using generative AI in their wikis.
Valjackal
08/20/23 12:11:38 PM
#25
Purple_Cheetah posted...
I just had an AI tell me "true facts" about Gannondorf.

I'm going to put this under a spoiler, because I have no idea how spoiler infested this list is by way of accuracy or aversion.

1. He is not evil, and has only been acting out of self-defense.
2. He was not a warlord, but was a powerful warrior who was misunderstood by many.
3. He did not steal the Triforce of Power from the royal family, but was given it as a gift.
4. He was not born a monster, but was transformed into one by dark magic.
5. He did not wish to take over the world, but only wanted to protect his own tribe.
6. He was not responsible for the death of the King of Hyrule, but was framed for the murder by a member of the Hylian royal family.
7. He did not have any intention of harming Zelda, but was forced to fight her when she attacked him.
8. He did not betray the Gerudo, but was used by them as a pawn in their plot to seize control of Hyrule.
9. He was not an outsider, but was the leader of the Gerudo tribe and had a right to rule their land.
10. He was not the reincarnation of an evil sorcerer, but was a skilled mage and had no evil intentions.

The only one out of all of those that is somewhat accurate is #9. An argument could be made for #4. The rest is bullshit though.

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TopicRemember the N64 controller?
Valjackal
08/20/23 11:39:21 AM
#44
Hayame_Zero posted...
I held the controller by the sides every time I played. I never used the middle grip. I would just stretch my thumb over to reach the stick.

Same. Legit did not find out until like last year that I was holding it incorrectly.

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TopicYour favorite Final Fantasy 14 music?
Valjackal
08/20/23 11:12:47 AM
#6
I'll have to go with Answers, both for the song itself and the context of it.

Finally clearing T13 with Answers in the background was one of those moments I wish I could experience for the first time again.

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TopicJAKAS Presents: Did you play this Genesis game? X-Men
Valjackal
08/19/23 3:36:52 PM
#10
My cousin had this game so we'd play whenever I went over his house.

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TopicCharlie Murphy's True Hollywood Stories: Rick James or Prince
Valjackal
08/18/23 8:16:04 PM
#4
Easily Rick James simply for the interview with Rick.

Watch the full unedited interview, it's gold.

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TopicStep by step, Heart to heart, Left, right, left, We all fall down....
Valjackal
08/18/23 4:50:01 PM
#23
tremain07 posted...
I heard that song was based on a real event that happened to someone close to him is that true? It's kind of surreal what a journey Enmien's life has been I don't know what he's up to now but but back then everyone knew about his anger issues, his estranged relationship with his mother, 8mile and all that, He'll probably be remembered as fondly as DMX when he finally dies.

Man, the wash was a terrible movie, sorry but it just entered my head when talking about the past and god damn it was just horrid legit bad acting and no direction shit just happened just cuz, plot was bare bones and forgettable the only stand out scenes are Bruce Bruce being told to tuck in his belly, Dr.Dre listening to Snoop Dogg banging some chick in a dirty bathroom and Enmien calling the place screaming in rage over some grievance that was never really defined

Not quite. The song was Eminem's attempt to squash all the beef with other people he had at the time. In the music video for the song, his best friend Proof played a guy in the video that got gunned down. A few months later, Proof himself was gunned down.

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TopicWho closed the Error Trump topic and why?
Valjackal
08/16/23 6:45:45 PM
#20
Error1355 posted...
Hey, that's my gimmick. I'm the one who gets blamed for everything, not you. >:[

Closing your own topic would be on brand. Abusing everyone, even yourself.

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TopicWho closed the Error Trump topic and why?
Valjackal
08/16/23 2:54:45 PM
#4
It was also me. Maybe. Or maybe not.

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TopicOne part in FF16 I couldn't take seriously because of Donald Duck. *spoilers*
Valjackal
08/15/23 8:24:53 PM
#3
Criticisms of KH3 as a whole aside, Donald casting Zettaflare was kind of bad ass.

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