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| Topic | I'm unconvinced that the people who wrote Future Man (Hulu) have never... |
| PK_Spam 11/14/17 11:01:44 AM #9 | I would've continued to shit on the show, but it's just those three being stupid in 1069. I don't have it in me to keep watching such a mediocre comedy --- |
| Topic | I'm unconvinced that the people who wrote Future Man (Hulu) have never... |
| PK_Spam 11/14/17 9:47:28 AM #7 | Btw this show is about him going to the past with his waifu and that other NPC and stopping a scientist from getting herpes because it'll eventually lead to the world going apeshit --- |
| Topic | I'm unconvinced that the people who wrote Future Man (Hulu) have never... |
| PK_Spam 11/14/17 9:38:08 AM #6 | Sorry, I experienced a case of rolling my eyes constantly when I wrote that --- |
| Topic | I'm unconvinced that the people who wrote Future Man (Hulu) have never... |
| PK_Spam 11/14/17 9:32:18 AM #4 | Expect spoilers for this show from here on out. This show is bad So get READY once Josh Hutcherson (I'm calling him Peeta from here on) beats level 83, he starts jerking it to his FPS waifu, who then suddenly appears with one of the other NPCs. In shock, Peeta spooges ALL over the male NPC's shirt... Yep... --- |
| Topic | I'm unconvinced that the people who wrote Future Man (Hulu) have never... |
| PK_Spam 11/14/17 9:25:09 AM #3 | Excuse the glare. Also, the game seems to constantly change perspective all the time. Sometimes it's in first person, then it'll randomly switch to 3rd person, and then cut right back to 1st person again. All while the character is just... running down a hall...  And it wouldn't surprise me if the game utilized pedals for some reason.  And there's so much wrong with this one right here. Apparently the game needs 3 screens, one of which just shows your character profile for some reason, and the other for ingame chat, but this is a single player game and he's never shown talking to anyone else about anything other than the game being hard. I was right. It's unbeatable only because no one else has ever bothered to play the game.  Btw, load doesn't do anything because he apparently has to restart the entire game every time he dies. --- |
| Topic | I'm unconvinced that the people who wrote Future Man (Hulu) have never... |
| PK_Spam 11/14/17 9:14:16 AM #2 | I just reached a scene where we can see him playing with everything. From right to left, he uses... 1) Joystick 2) Mouse 3) Keyboard 4) some separate thing of keys. Looks like a number pad? But it can't be a number pad because his keyboard already has one When he's actually playing the game, there's no HUD at all. There's nothing to show his ammo or health. On the pause screen he actually has access to a map, and also a "loadout" (wut?), and options button right next to it. But wait there's more. Right next to THOSE are a little thing to change the Graphics and Audio. Who the fuck designed these layouts because they look exceedingly clunky and obnoxious. The "Loadout" screen button can't be a way to load into another save because there's another load button further down on the pause screen. Hold on, I'm just gonna snap a picture of this because... I'm bored. --- |
| Topic | I'm unconvinced that the people who wrote Future Man (Hulu) have never... |
| PK_Spam 11/14/17 9:06:41 AM #1 | Played a video game before. Much less any FPS. The main guy is obsessed with some game that nobody has even beaten it, ostensibly because it's hard. But, irl, everyone knows that if there's an unbeatable gme out there, it has less to do with difficulty and more to do with it being cheap and/or buggy. But I digress. So this is a single player FPS with 83... "levels." As in, there are 83 specific stages in quick succession. But okay. But there's something else. He's playing this with a joystick and a keyboard, and maybe one or two more things. I think I'm starting to understand why no one ha ever beaten this game. It's because it's a garbage game with shit graphics that require some you to use, like, 3 different things to fully control the game. and it's an fps, like, one of the most copy/pasting-est genres out there with controls. Ugh, Seth Rogan. I figured you'd have played more video games while endlessly smoking pot, but I guess not. --- |
| Topic | Hey, pikachu speaks English now |
| PK_Spam 11/13/17 10:42:02 PM #24 | You missed the next line right after Pikachu: Now sign a contract with me, Ash. And become a magical girl! --- |
| Topic | "Those Who Can't" is literally just a discount It's Always Sunny |
| PK_Spam 11/13/17 7:17:15 AM #1 | They even have their own dumb short scruffy guy. Seriously, watch the pilot episode on Hulu and you'll see that... it's like a knockoff Sunny. --- |
| Topic | Holy shit, the incels talk like that in real life too |
| PK_Spam 11/12/17 8:24:23 AM #1 | |
| Topic | Attn Melon |
| PK_Spam 11/11/17 10:00:27 PM #3 | |
| Topic | ATTN: Cacciato |
| PK_Spam 11/11/17 9:58:26 PM #4 | |
| Topic | The next batch of Steven Universe episodes is out (spoilers) |
| PK_Spam 11/11/17 7:41:15 PM #2 | OH, one big thing came up. The Kindergartens are all dead and nothing can ever live in them again no matter how much Steven or anyone else tries. That's depressing too, actually <_< --- |
| Topic | The next batch of Steven Universe episodes is out (spoilers) |
| PK_Spam 11/11/17 7:36:06 PM #1 | Watching it now. Not too many big plot thing have happened (except one character leaving). Everything so far has been pretty low key character-driven plot lines. And... really lonely and depressing. I can tell that something big is brewing though. I guess the pieces all need to fall into place until the shit hits the fan. Especially now that he Diamonds know who and what Steven is, and know what he cares about. --- |
| Topic | It's infinitely interesting that all of the sexual harassers fit a profile |
| PK_Spam 11/11/17 4:31:56 PM #24 | OmegaTomHank posted... PK_Spam posted...Jeremy Piven is attractive and he's in trouble too What? WHAT?! THat guy is older than my mom. I hope I have that guy's genes because I always thought he was mid 30s in not early 40s --- |
| Topic | It's infinitely interesting that all of the sexual harassers fit a profile |
| PK_Spam 11/11/17 11:59:26 AM #8 | |
| Topic | I feel like the sexual harassment allegations are getting out of hand |
| PK_Spam 11/11/17 8:32:24 AM #8 | mipond posted... It does seem a bit crazy. Some if this happened a long time ago. That doesn't mean it wasn't wrong I just question why all of a sudden this is coming up now. You really underestimate what the fear of your career being over can do to people. --- |
| Topic | I feel like the sexual harassment allegations are getting out of hand |
| PK_Spam 11/11/17 8:29:28 AM #6 | SmokeMassTree posted... I understand that most are very bad and there should be consequences for them. Some of them tho just feel like propositions for sex. Are we calling that sexual harassment now? Is the goal to get people to stop fucking cause lol that's not gonna happen. Except the ones who are in big trouble repeatedly groped and forced themselves onto people who didn't want it. Look at Jeremy Piven. He held a woman down and then came all over her sweater. LCK stripped down and jerked it in front of people he had power over. Spacey was... Spacey What examples are you bringing up where the harassment claim was "he just asked her if she just wanted to have sex." --- |
| Topic | Was there ever a reset button/it was all a dream/etc. ending that wasn't bad? |
| PK_Spam 11/11/17 7:19:15 AM #2 | There's a show I want to talk about, but mentioning it is a giant spoiler --- |
| Topic | Okay, forgive me because I haven't REALLY read the Lewis CK thing, but... |
| PK_Spam 11/10/17 7:14:34 PM #1 | Why was her just jerking off in front of them women? Did he think it was funny to ask them if he could do it and see if they said yes? Did he just like making people uncomfortable? Does he get off on the idea of having mundane face to face conversations while doing the five knuckle shuffle? Is talking with people the only turn on he has, and he always feels inclined to bash the bishop as he's talking to get his release? Why? --- |
| Topic | Ooooooh, shouldn't have eaten so much 5Guys |
| PK_Spam 11/10/17 11:19:27 AM #7 | I actually woke up at 6 and 5 Guys was my reward for a successful (I think) interview --- |
| Topic | Ooooooh, shouldn't have eaten so much 5Guys |
| PK_Spam 11/10/17 11:02:20 AM #4 | RCtheWSBC posted... Bruh you had that for breakfast? Yeah, what of it? --- |
| Topic | Ooooooh, shouldn't have eaten so much 5Guys |
| PK_Spam 11/10/17 10:54:38 AM #1 | I had a cheeseburger with a ton of stuff and a whole bag of Cajun fries And now it feels like my stomach is gonna explode. I hope I live --- |
| Topic | louis ck is the next one to get accused of sexual harassment/assault |
| PK_Spam 11/10/17 6:36:19 AM #52 | dedbus posted... Rockies posted...As a man, I gotta say I don't know what it is with dudes who want everybody to see their dick. Why do men do stuff like this? Same thing with unsolicited dick pics. It's so bizarre and you rarely hear about women doing it You sound really bitter --- |
| Topic | So any word on new alola forms since the Ultra Sun and Moon not release |
| PK_Spam 11/10/17 6:09:11 AM #2 | |
| Topic | Watch The Good Place on Netflix or whatever (no spoilers) |
| PK_Spam 11/09/17 12:57:00 PM #5 | What can I say? Nice guys finish last, and I certainly am not one of those --- |
| Topic | Watch The Good Place on Netflix or whatever (no spoilers) |
| PK_Spam 11/09/17 12:46:18 PM #3 | MICHALECOLE posted... Dont fucking tell me what to do youre not my mom Relax bro, I'm not your mom, but I can tell you with absolute certainty that we were both inside her at some point, albeit for different lengths of time. I won't say who's been inside her for how long, but I'll let you guess One was inside her for a few months The other was inside her for approximately 10 seconds --- |
| Topic | Watch The Good Place on Netflix or whatever (no spoilers) |
| PK_Spam 11/09/17 12:40:47 PM #1 | Just finished the first season and it's fantastic. Just do it And none of you are gonna figure out the plot twist at the end of the season. None. Unless you spoil yourself. Which you shouldn't do --- |
| Topic | P sure my cousin is gonna go to jail in 5 years |
| PK_Spam 11/08/17 6:07:56 PM #5 | nesrtkfan posted... you could maybe bring him to a local church and encourage him to change his ways Like, my entire family believes in God just to save face even though none of them remotely act in any sort of Christian way. They've had so much premarital sex, done some many drugs, hurt tons of people, never physically step within a mile of a church, and routinely spite others but then act like sharing a Facebook post about God makes them better than atheists or scientists. There's no helping these people --- |
| Topic | P sure my cousin is gonna go to jail in 5 years |
| PK_Spam 11/08/17 6:01:36 PM #1 | Not for any particular reason, he just hangs out with bottom of the barrel scum. In the last 3 years he's... 1) Seen guy who blew his brains out (apparently because he was going to go to jail for beating his ex girlfriend whom he threatened into selling drugs. Apparently that guy and my cousin hung out all the time so... 2+2=... 2) Not one, but two separate groups of his friends have all gone to jail for murdering (or being accomplices to murder) people. And both times, he's gone on Facebook and shared the article to insult the "snitches." 3) Like, all of his profile pictures have him smoking 3-4 blunts at once, and he holds them between his fingers like Wolverine claws or something. He thinks he's being cool when he's being stupidly wasteful. And then he goes and says the family shuns him because they decided to treat him as the "black sheep" when he's the one who routinely hangs out with felons and blogs about it like an idiot. We used to be best friends as kids too. Even lived with me for a few months as a kid --- |
| Topic | Killing off Miiverse is one of the worst things Nintendo ever did |
| PK_Spam 11/08/17 7:16:50 AM #4 | Avatars are dumb and Nintendo never did anything with them other than a select few games. Now give us the option to make anatomically correct avatars with big double d's and bikini's made of floss and tiny star stickers and... I might change my mind ;) --- |
| Topic | The MtG butt crack praying guy looks like |
| PK_Spam 11/08/17 4:09:11 AM #3 | No, it's that he pale, has that brooding look, and has Sam's bad haircut and bush beard --- |
| Topic | The MtG butt crack praying guy looks like |
| PK_Spam 11/07/17 10:04:30 PM #1 | Jon Snow and Sam Tarley's love child. http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/018/220/Buttcrack.jpg THAT IS ALL --- |
| Topic | r/incels got banned on reddit |
| PK_Spam 11/07/17 7:50:18 PM #3 | Lokarin posted... https://i.redd.it/aehixwvj0krz.jpg That pretty much incapsulates every conversation you would've found on that sub. Every girl is a slut who bangs hot guys all the time just to spite incels. --- |
| Topic | r/incels got banned on reddit |
| PK_Spam 11/07/17 7:44:28 PM #1 | |
| Topic | The chicken fried chicken from Cracker Barrel is amazing |
| PK_Spam 11/07/17 3:55:39 PM #12 | TIE543 posted... Love me some Cracker Barrel. Seems like there's one on every Interstate exit anywhere in the south/midwest. They're around really sparingly in the northeast too --- |
| Topic | Judge Dredd Dnd alignment |
| PK_Spam 11/07/17 12:06:54 PM #17 | But he's doing it because the law allows it and he's doing it as an agent of the law. Lawful Good doesn't mean that you're good and pure. Lawful good means that you do things in strict accordance to morals other than your own. That's why Batman is Chaotic Good and not Lawful Good. --- |
| Topic | Napoleon Dynamite was the first "epic random" movie right? |
| PK_Spam 11/07/17 7:24:43 AM #3 | It's not "epic" in scale or "random" at all. If anything, it's just a slice of life comedy with a backdrop of awkward and crushing loneliness. That's why it's such a great movie, because we can all relate to that on some level --- |
| Topic | Judge Dredd Dnd alignment |
| PK_Spam 11/07/17 6:53:26 AM #11 | Babbit55 posted... Lawful defines how they view the laws of the land, it has no baring on the Good/Evil side of an Alignment in that sense. See above example on Sheriff of Nottingham, noone would call him Lawful Good even though he is following and enacting the Laws of the Land and Robin Hood is Chaotic good as he has no regard for the law of the land but is doing Good still. But here's the thing. Alignments don't mean shit, and should only ever be used to briefly describe principal characters. And they change depending on who's perspective we're looking through. Dredd is opporating through the law and following it, and he happens to be our protagonist. He's Lawful Good because we see him acting as a force for "justice" by following the rules, so to speak. Reverse that. Dredd is now the antagonist to a ragtag group of young revolutionaries. He's now Lawful Evil. Nothing has changed about him. In hoping to stop these revolutionaries from, say, selling pot and stopping bad politician men, Dredd takes an antagonistic role (Evil) because he's siding directly with the opposition. He remains Lawful because he's not trying to make a statement with his actions. They're just the effect of following dumb laws that are already put into place. If Robin Hood weren't the hero of the story, he would be a Chaotic Evil or a Chaotic Neutral, at best. So I dunno what you were going with there. --- |
| Topic | Judge Dredd Dnd alignment |
| PK_Spam 11/07/17 6:39:08 AM #6 | He's Lawful Good Yeah, he kills people mercilessly, but he's still following the laws of the land as an official. Killing people doesn't inherently make you bad just like sparing people doesn't inherently make you good. He's only be Lawful Evil if what he was doing was illegal and only Lawful Neutral if he was acting of his own accord. Dredd is super interesting to viewers because we're really not used to protagonists who kill the way he does while not having a super tragic backstory to help justify it. Super brutal violence is just the norm in his world, so he does it without a problem while still remaining Lawful Good because he's acting on the side of the law without hoping to get anything out of it, really. --- |
| Topic | Do you believe (a) God is real |
| PK_Spam 11/06/17 7:56:16 PM #1 | |
| Topic | So if Disney is buying Fox... and Fox owns Fx and FXX... |
| PK_Spam 11/06/17 4:27:36 PM #4 | |
| Topic | So if Disney is buying Fox... and Fox owns Fx and FXX... |
| PK_Spam 11/06/17 4:22:57 PM #1 | Does that mean It's Always Sunny could potentially appear in Kingdom Hearts 3? --- |
| Topic | speedleemon is a kanakiri alt |
| PK_Spam 11/06/17 10:22:39 AM #45 | |
| Topic | "Why should only men be able to buy condoms?" |
| PK_Spam 11/06/17 10:21:51 AM #12 | I actually use my sister's pink razors because they seem to give me a better shave than the regular ones I used to buy. No, she hasn't noticed I've been swiping them. Yet. --- |
| Topic | What would be the most unwieldy/insane GunFu weapons? |
| PK_Spam 11/05/17 1:11:39 PM #4 | Bayonetta's gun stilettos One of the Austin Power movies had Britney Spears with machine gun boobs. --- |
| Topic | This 18 y/o White Girl BRAGGED she got Black Roommate Out..and is now ARRESTED! |
| PK_Spam 11/05/17 1:09:19 PM #21 | Revelation34 posted... Natural510 posted...Revelation34 posted...So did we establish there's no evidence that she's racist yet? But not all Africans are black either, but when "African" is used as an insult, there's a 99% chance they're talking about the person being black. --- |
| Topic | Who's got the strongest kicks: Chun Li or Mai Shiranui? |
| PK_Spam 11/05/17 11:06:45 AM #3 | |
| Topic | Funniest character on Arrested Development |
| PK_Spam 11/05/17 9:04:40 AM #5 | Michael Cera's character isn't my favorite but he deserves an honorable mention for that FANTASTIC awkward persona he plays up onscreen. --- |
| Topic | Conservative White Woman is SLAMMED for Calling a Black Reporter FAT!!! |
| PK_Spam 11/05/17 8:58:13 AM #18 | As someone who's worked with old white conservative women before, I've seen them get triggered over the STUPIDEST shit. More assholes like that lady need to get called out when they say fuckery like this --- |
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