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TopicJust called the cops on these chicks smoking weed in my college parking lot
CanuckCowboy
10/09/17 7:34:41 PM
#89
Yes. The majority are terrified of invoking a scornful response on CE. Terrified. That's also why no one says dumb shit or trolls... The widespread fear of a respon-

Wait what the fuck?
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TopicDo you want to live the rest of your life without doing drugs or drinking?
CanuckCowboy
10/09/17 6:29:04 PM
#20
No saliva?

Fuck that I hate dry mouth.
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TopicWe have our first ever 'annual inspection' of our apartment from management.
CanuckCowboy
10/09/17 11:43:11 AM
#6
Be sure and take down any meth labs grow ops or puppy mills for the day.
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TopicITT: post catchy 80s songs
CanuckCowboy
10/08/17 12:01:26 AM
#17
I think we're alone by Tiffany and Tom's diner by Suzanne Vega
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TopicThe perfect woman but she lives in Wyoming
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 11:33:07 PM
#25
If she'd rather live in Wyoming than here she's not my perfect woman. I'd do a lot for the right woman but moving would be a hard sell. She better live somewhere cool.
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TopicNelly arrested for rape
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 11:28:00 PM
#125
The Great Muta 22 posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
Lmfao. What are you smoking buds? He had like a half dozen hits in the early 2000s but come the fuck on.


Wasn't Nelly like one of the best selling rap artists of the 2000s? Country Grammar was a fucking huge album.


It probly was tbh but I definitely wouldn't say he ran anything at any point.
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Topic10 billion dollars but every single other person in the world gets 9 billion
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 10:13:48 PM
#5
Sure. I'd basically be hitting a huge system reset button.
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TopicDo Canadians really call them snowmobiles?
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 12:37:31 PM
#11
matteus70 posted...
They were Ski-Doos back in the day.


Only in the sense tissue is Kleenex.

Also snow machines? What the fuck tc. Those are the things they use to make snow on ski hills.
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TopicNelly arrested for rape
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 12:36:26 PM
#77
Simon_Petrikov posted...
omega cookie posted...
badasstion posted...
literally 1 hit wonder

Someone doesn't know what one hit wonder means.

Literally ran the rap game on and off for some number of years.


Ran it?

Lmfao. What are you smoking buds? He had like a half dozen hits in the early 2000s but come the fuck on.
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TopicNelly arrested for rape
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 12:34:46 PM
#76
3kl for misquoting a Nelly song?

Mods really get serious about nelly lyrics.
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Topicmarried women who report they've been unfaithful has increased by 40 percent
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 11:50:03 AM
#83
What a shit article. How about you give the rates of women cheating in 1990 so that 40% number actually has some meaning?

Was it 1 in 100 and now its 1.4 in 100? Probly otherwise they'd tell you instead of just saying "zomg it's 40%". Shit article.
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TopicNelly arrested for rape
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 11:44:48 AM
#44
Vertania posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
you're


Slowest of claps
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TopicNelly arrested for rape
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 11:44:18 AM
#42
solosnake posted...
Panties drop for him wherever he goes


This dude found a way to time travel onto modern ce from 15 years ago!
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TopicRemember that time where Nintendo finally made a Peach game and it was sexist?
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 11:42:13 AM
#44
Amenadeel posted...
Holy shit was nintendo's tagline for the DS really "touching is good"

I love how so hilariously not self aware Nintendo is. I don't think they even can be.


I think you're underestimating Nintendo.

They know. But they also know people will assume the same thing you did. Nintendo winning.
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TopicNelly arrested for rape
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 11:39:29 AM
#31
Vertania posted...
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
Based on nothing you automatically assume the victim is lying

No, it's probably based on her being in his tour bus at 3:45 a.m..

I mean, it's entirely possible he did, but there's probably a specific reason she was there at that time.


Using this logic any female who willingly spent time around gg Allin couldn't possibly have been raped.

Shake you're fucking head dude.
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Topicmy gf is known in the neightborhood as the BJ queen
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 10:23:55 AM
#16
Shotgunnova posted...
She collects M*A*S*H memorabilia.


http://namtab.com/mash/SSN11_239joker.gif
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TopicLiberal snowflakes starting a war over Dr Seuss.
CanuckCowboy
10/07/17 10:20:46 AM
#76
AffligemFR posted...
it is obviously offensive in 2017


Is it really though? Maybe it is for the 'always offended at everything minority', but screw them - they'll never be content and will always find something to gripe about.


Dude like at least half of this shit is white people being offended on behalf of minorities who don't even gaf about whatever the ridiculous white people are upset over.
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TopicIf I was a millionaire, could I pay developers to make any game I want?
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 8:41:45 PM
#6
Billionaire probly.

Or at least you could hire your own team and have them make the game you want. Copyright shit may prevent it from being releasable though.
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TopicCam Newton under fire for belittling a female reporter
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 8:21:14 PM
#101
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
Hes not a bright one. Just a shame that nobody will care about this awful incident and itll be like it never even happened.


Meh

It's fucking stupid but awful? I'll reserve that term for shit that's a little more impactful than a known idiot saying something dumb and misogynistic.
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TopicMan Tucker Carlson is a fat slob that needs to be punched in the face.
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 8:18:23 PM
#4
He's fat now?

Shit I couldn't stand him back in the day but I basically forgot he existed.
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TopicIt's illegal to drink in public
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 8:17:10 PM
#4
deupd_u posted...
Unless there's a football game.

Land of the free.


Or any practically any other sporting event or concert or food related event.
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TopicFavorite type of pie?
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 8:10:11 PM
#19
How is other not dominating?

Strawberry-rhubarb, peach, bumbleberry?

C'mon.
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TopicOld horror movies dat still hold up?
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 8:07:30 PM
#26
KiwiTerraRizing posted...
SSJGrimReaper posted...
Event Horizon


Love this movie, no idea why more people don't


I do.

And the slayer Easter egg was awesome.
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TopicWhite privilege is committing the worst mass shooting in history
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 8:04:12 PM
#82
Darkman124 posted...
we feel confident attributing malice to their entire demographic.


I mean clearly a terrifying number of people do but it's not we as a species. It's ignorant morons basically.
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Topicok CE why "it is fake" videos still happening?
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 9:48:21 AM
#9
Joeydollaz posted...
averagejoel posted...
Joeydollaz posted...
Doom_Art posted...
The shooter was an old white dude with no obvious political affiliation

He's not

A refugee
Muslim
Connected to ISIS
BLM
Or antifa

Those are the things these sorts of right-wing loons latch on to.

But since the guy is none of those things, there clearly has to be a conspiracy


Ok thats fine but their were like 40 Thousand people there, 500+ shot thats 500 families right?
60 dead thats 60 families, out of those numbers of people 1 of them can get in touch with
a youtube fake world guy and shut that up asap by bringing them to the Hospital to see it is real.

We seen so many Massacres and that easy invitation has never happened. WHY?

it shouldn't be their responsibility to do that


what are you talking about? they are the first ones whining in the news that they don't get why

people call their ordeal fake. They instead of going to the news to cry about it, shut these people Live

in their own channel by proving it to them in real time.

They need to realize these guys don't believe what is presented in the news anymore, why? because

we are in the "Fake News" era, so people are not sure what it is on TV is even real.


You can't be fucking serious. If you are holy fuck man. Just holy fuck.
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Topicok CE why "it is fake" videos still happening?
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 9:47:25 AM
#8
Joeydollaz posted...

all I am saying is, that entire show can be shut down if the Family members bring


"I'm gonna go film my horribly injured relative during this time of tragedy to show those YouTube idiots a thing or two!"

Yeah that doesn't sound idiotic at all.
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TopicWho's the sexiest character in all of gaming?
CanuckCowboy
10/05/17 9:43:15 AM
#21
Aya Brea
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TopicWhats the difference in the Left and Liberals?
CanuckCowboy
10/04/17 10:56:14 PM
#35
Landonio posted...
All liberals are on the left, but not everyone on the left is actually liberal.


This.
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Topic10/10 girl but she's mute and blind.
CanuckCowboy
10/04/17 10:16:06 PM
#10
A 10 would have to be blind to date most of ce m I rite?
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TopicI'm 13 weeks into my job and I haven't been paid yet.
CanuckCowboy
10/04/17 9:33:51 AM
#51
_Danved_ posted...
I need to make sure by quitting abruptly wouldn't be a breach of my contract


No. You don't. They aren't paying you. They didn't honour the contract. They'll milk you for all they can if you're foolish enough to let em.
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TopicDoes anyone else look back on their childhood and realize that it wasn't normal
CanuckCowboy
10/03/17 10:10:28 PM
#12
The vast majority of people had far from "normal" childhoods tbh (whatever normal really even means in this context).

And angry at life? Get back to me in 10 or 15 years when you've got a decade plus more reasons to be.
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TopicBeen unemployed for 12 years - ask me anything
CanuckCowboy
10/03/17 10:08:39 PM
#12
REMercsChamp posted...
solosnake posted...
Why dont you want a job?

I've been applying everywhere, but no one will hire me. You're competing with hundreds, if not thousands of employee for every job opportunity.


Yeah either you're insanely picky and think you're too good for literally 99 of jobs or you're not trying at all.
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TopicSomething about grown men being afraid of and advocating for a ban on guns
CanuckCowboy
10/02/17 10:33:47 PM
#41
TrollSlayer11 posted...
RebelElite791 posted...
TrollSlayer11 posted...
TheKingOf-Kings posted...
My hard pecs reflect bullets.

No but seriously you ever had a gun pointed at you by someone being hostile? I do 9pm to 6am shifts at a gas station, so... yeah... its not a fun feeling. Doesn't matter how big my balls are when someone can just shoot them off.


I got a gun pulled on me at a warehouse party in Compton when I was in high school.

I still don't support banning guns. I don't live in fear.

Feeling the need to have a gun, or easily accessible guns, is very much about "living in fear."


You know what I'm afraid of when I'm carrying?

Not a goddamn thing.


This idiot actually thinks having a pistol somehow makes you immune to other people with guns, bombs, car accidents, grizzly bears, sucker punches etc etc etc ad fucking infinitum
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TopicI can't afford rent in Seattle, so I'm gonna live in a van
CanuckCowboy
10/02/17 7:31:56 PM
#13
Harpie posted...
Mofuji posted...
Down by the river?

But I'm an 18 year old girl not a creepy old man


Did you just call Chris Farley a creepy old man?

I will fight you.
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TopicTX highschool throws kid off team for refusal to stand for anthem
CanuckCowboy
10/01/17 8:48:50 PM
#70
--kresnik-- posted...
F9agy posted...
Hate speech on a school campus in AMERICA? yeah right!

ftfy


Fuck sake seriously bud?
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TopicFucking love dropping things in narrow spaces
CanuckCowboy
10/01/17 8:48:14 PM
#9
I been doing a lot of formwork lately and getting a hammer / phone / speed square out from between the forms and amidst all the rebar really puts your typical annoying drop into perspective.
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TopicWho the fuck watches/ever watched Adam Sandler movies
CanuckCowboy
10/01/17 3:39:27 PM
#32
butthole666 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
His new shit sucks but his old stuff is great. People just think it's cool to hate him now..

I am not surprised you think this.


Well he's right so.
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TopicWhy does it seem like alot of people here have a weird dislike of planet fitness
CanuckCowboy
10/01/17 1:34:37 PM
#12
itachi15243 posted...

To top it all off he has this, "oh yeah I'm too big and strong for this measly girly spa and they're gonna get scared and kick me out because my super huge muscles."
Í


Yeah and planet fitness literally has an ad campaign that says that specifically. So?
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TopicI can't believe people still believe in karma
CanuckCowboy
10/01/17 1:32:39 PM
#10
Simon_Petrikov posted...
Uhh, ok. This is probably something you should care a little less about.

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TopicPack of thugs brutally beats family after cutting them in line at Six Flags
CanuckCowboy
09/30/17 5:03:07 PM
#17
1NfamousACE_2 posted...
Group of teenage black kids cursing? Let them curse because you never know what they're capable of.


Gentle jebus. Da fuck mang?
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TopicPack of thugs brutally beats family after cutting them in line at Six Flags
CanuckCowboy
09/30/17 5:02:31 PM
#16
Fam_Fam posted...
this is kind of the reason a lot of the people have the beliefs they have

fuck these guys


Thats just fucking stupid.

Like there arent stories of any ethnicity doing shit like this.
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TopicPack of thugs brutally beats family after cutting them in line at Six Flags
CanuckCowboy
09/30/17 4:59:22 PM
#8
That dudes looks like they revived doug as a black kid.
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Topiclol remember Big Mouth Billy Bass?
CanuckCowboy
09/29/17 10:39:56 PM
#3
I remember em but never saw one outside of a store.
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TopicWhat's your monthly car payment?
CanuckCowboy
09/29/17 10:13:03 PM
#2
Car payments are dumb.
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TopicMy co-worker wants to eat her pet guinea pig
CanuckCowboy
09/29/17 9:42:11 PM
#33
Questionmarktarius posted...
CanuckCowboy posted...
And wondered about Guinea pig bestiality....

Protip: Duct tape.


I didn't say I wanted to know more...

jots down notes
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TopicMy co-worker wants to eat her pet guinea pig
CanuckCowboy
09/29/17 9:39:44 PM
#30
I didn't see the topic title incorrectly as others did... But I did see it incorrectly. And wondered about Guinea pig bestiality....
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TopicGirlfriend just pulled the biggest bait and switch on me
CanuckCowboy
09/29/17 9:35:41 PM
#52
Muffinz0rz posted...
TIL: Me not wanting to do something early in the morning = I hate my girlfriend


If 11am is early to you you got issues.
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