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TopicI am so thankful that dishwashers exist
Renraku_San
01/23/18 12:15:21 PM
#17
Smarkil posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Is yours voice activated too? Mine is. I just look at my wife and say "honey, the dishes".

https://m.popkey.co/68972c/brR3j.gif


You don't have a wife enjoy your hand


I do; we met during our hospital residency. She's a neurosurgeon now.
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TopicI am so thankful that dishwashers exist
Renraku_San
01/23/18 12:02:54 PM
#13
Is yours voice activated too? Mine is. I just look at my wife and say "honey, the dishes".

https://m.popkey.co/68972c/brR3j.gif
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TopicHow does Christianity explain the fact that they weren't the first religion?
Renraku_San
01/23/18 9:59:46 AM
#146
josifrees posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
Vindris_SNH posted...
The Bible talks about Christians being persecuted, lied about, laughed at, and mocked by others, for no reason other than a bitterness that has grown from denial of God in the hearts of unbelievers.


I could be wrong, but I suspect that most of the not-so-nice remarks you encounter about Christianity from people in the U.S. are not about being bitter from the denial of God, but about bad personal experiences in relation to Christianity.


Bad personal experiences they've had with hypocritical "Christians" like the ones from Westboro Baptist. I understand resentment of hypocrisy, but that's no excuse for someone to hate Christianity itself. Jesus Christ is the only example of how a Christian should live that people should go by.


And how many Christians actually live by Jesus Christ as their example?????? None can and most dont even try to


Stop fucking judging us, goddamnit.
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TopicPost a picture of yourself.
Renraku_San
01/19/18 2:27:19 PM
#27
gravy posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Sodapoppin posts here?!

Idk what that even means lmao.

Like Coca-Cola? I don't drink pop :\


Meet your doppleganger:
https://clips-media-assets.twitch.tv/25594429808-offset-1540.083-5-preview.jpg
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TopicPost a picture of yourself.
Renraku_San
01/19/18 11:17:48 AM
#24
gravy posted...
R2DYBZ0


Sodapoppin posts here?!
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TopicPost a picture of yourself.
Renraku_San
01/19/18 9:09:18 AM
#16
Me enjoying a Guinness in Ireland:
ZhxxJXl
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Topicomg the new owner of the house im renting is mailing a 30 day notice to vacate
Renraku_San
01/19/18 9:06:52 AM
#117
RCtheWSBC posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Ugh, $1200 here gets you a room in someone's apartment.

Good thing you're a professor of medical law making $80K a month


You're right, I should move my practice and law firm to the Midwest!
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Topicomg the new owner of the house im renting is mailing a 30 day notice to vacate
Renraku_San
01/19/18 8:12:20 AM
#114
Ugh, $1200 here gets you a room in someone's apartment.
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TopicIs Carl really a black name?
Renraku_San
01/18/18 4:04:13 PM
#13
https://deadicatedfans.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/03/0FxT14w.jpg
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TopicThat Nintendo Labo thing is neat.
Renraku_San
01/18/18 3:53:31 PM
#78
What's next, the Nintendo Scroto?
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TopicWhat does it mean if all your organs feel heavy like giant rocks
Renraku_San
01/18/18 2:46:03 PM
#35
Jen0125 posted...
I think I have another liver infection :(


I concur.
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Topicomg the new owner of the house im renting is mailing a 30 day notice to vacate
Renraku_San
01/18/18 2:41:32 PM
#57
Wow, did you all suddenly forget I'm a lawyer? I can help if needed.
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TopicWeight lifters: Have you ever lifted while under the weather?
Renraku_San
01/18/18 2:01:42 PM
#13
Yes, but I've never had to reduce my workout weights or reps, lol, it's pretty easy. I still squat like 650 and bench 400 and curl 250.
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Topicselfies topics becuz it's been a while
Renraku_San
01/17/18 11:52:24 AM
#161
H1Fh4qD
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TopicLol at my teacher friends who share memes about how being a teach is year-round
Renraku_San
01/16/18 11:24:08 AM
#10
Greenfox111 posted...
Renraku_San posted...
I'm a teacher and I HATE it when my non-teacher friends judge me because I'm glad I got a day off work due to snow. So jelly they are.

wow, amazing! youre a teacher, lawyer, and a doctor!


I get bored of my professions quickly :)
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TopicCadey Mercury is my current favorite petite pornstar.
Renraku_San
01/16/18 11:07:23 AM
#18
R0ttedHorror posted...
Renraku_San posted...
I worked as a pornstar for 4 years off and on. She's...difficult...on set. Not gonna say more.


Proof
Show us your pornstar license pls


What's the point? It's expired now anyways, I would have to dig it up from storage...
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Topicis xxxtentacles dead or just his career
Renraku_San
01/16/18 11:05:21 AM
#7
iamintents posted...
Renraku_San posted...
and not sure why you're making fun of his name.

fucking seriously??


What would your rap artist name be, pray tell? When I was in the rap battle game years ago I've heard some pretty goddamn silly names.
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TopicLol at my teacher friends who share memes about how being a teach is year-round
Renraku_San
01/16/18 11:03:58 AM
#6
salandrews posted...
Renraku_San posted...
I'm a teacher and I HATE it when my non-teacher friends judge me because I'm glad I got a day off work due to snow. So jelly they are.


How long have you been a teacher and how is it?

Pros, cons, pet peeves and such


About 12 years. I've taught everything from grade school special ed kids (or affectionately "noncat") to high school.

Pros:
-Snow days
-Summer days
-Making an impact on a child's life

Cons:
-The parents
-Parents
-Did I mention the fucking parents?
-Parents who think their child is some kid genius and demands the best classes for them even though they're pretty dumb
-Parents who insist their kid has some sort of mental issue and needs special care in class, when they should really be put in a special class instead of grouped with normies
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I worship Jesus Christ and am 100% proud to be Christian!
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Topicis xxxtentacles dead or just his career
Renraku_San
01/16/18 11:00:54 AM
#2
He has a hit song that you can stream on soundcloud. I've freestyle battled him years ago and we keep in touch. Not sure why you think he disappeared.... and not sure why you're making fun of his name.
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TopicCadey Mercury is my current favorite petite pornstar.
Renraku_San
01/16/18 10:59:58 AM
#12
I worked as a pornstar for 4 years off and on. She's...difficult...on set. Not gonna say more.
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TopicLol at my teacher friends who share memes about how being a teach is year-round
Renraku_San
01/16/18 10:56:50 AM
#4
I'm a teacher and I HATE it when my non-teacher friends judge me because I'm glad I got a day off work due to snow. So jelly they are.
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I worship Jesus Christ and am 100% proud to be Christian!
I read the Bible every day, you should too!
TopicI woke up and everything is numb.
Renraku_San
01/15/18 1:32:36 PM
#10
Blue_Thunder posted...
Renraku_San posted...
As a doctor

This happened.


You obviously haven't heard of staph and how it is raging through hospital patients on a daily basis.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Staphylococcus_aureus
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TopicI woke up and everything is numb.
Renraku_San
01/15/18 11:17:38 AM
#6
Mead posted...
Do you have someone that can drive you to the hospital?


As a doctor I recommend against hospitals.
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TopicWhat does everybody here think of the life is a simulation theory?
Renraku_San
01/11/18 4:48:55 PM
#13
Mead posted...
Renraku_San posted...
If you studied Jesus you would know it's complete nonsense and blasphemous.


Did they teach you about that at medical law school?


Divinity school where I was ordained as a lawyer doctor pastor.
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TopicWhy do straight people think Vaseline is the right choice for buttsex
Renraku_San
01/11/18 2:03:09 PM
#20
hollow_shrine posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Look at all the filthy sodomites in this thread, you guys are soo cool!!

'Filthy sodomites?' Are you kidding me with this? Who talks like this anymore? Are you sure you wouldn't be more at home in a 1923 theological seminary somewhere in Oklahoma?


It's sacrilegious to have unnatural sex such as anal sex. Sodomy = any sex that doesn't involve vaginal intercourse to conceive a child.

Not that hard to understand the "sodomite" label.
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TopicWhat does everybody here think of the life is a simulation theory?
Renraku_San
01/11/18 1:31:59 PM
#7
UT1999 posted...
Have you ever heard this theory or met someone who believes it? Iirc it means we're all in like a big computer simulation or something like that and there is a big programmer or something controlling it all. I don't know an incredible amount about it so somebody correct me if i'm wrong. Supposedly though, elon musk is a believer in this theory. Ugh, the matrix? anybody?


If you studied Jesus you would know it's complete nonsense and blasphemous.
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TopicWhat is your opinion on sex?
Renraku_San
01/11/18 1:30:51 PM
#50
Sex should only be performed when conceiving a child.
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TopicWhy do straight people think Vaseline is the right choice for buttsex
Renraku_San
01/11/18 1:28:54 PM
#16
Look at all the filthy sodomites in this thread, you guys are soo cool!!
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TopicHere's a Bible quote you never see
Renraku_San
01/11/18 1:26:33 PM
#11
Jesus saves.
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Topichow many fat tinder babes will i get with this lasagna
Renraku_San
01/11/18 1:17:07 PM
#32
You should always spatchcock the lasagna before baking it.
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Topicalright boys, I'm ready to take that step, get me into K-Pop.
Renraku_San
01/11/18 1:15:15 PM
#7

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TopicI think I have the flu
Renraku_San
01/10/18 3:15:55 PM
#8
SunWuKung420 posted...
Did you get it from the flu shot?


As a doctor I definitely don't recommend getting flu shots - they're complete placebo.
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TopicMan has conviction overturned for grabbing woman's breasts during consensual sex
Renraku_San
01/10/18 1:57:22 PM
#58
Also ITT: treating women with respect makes you an instant virgin.
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TopicMan has conviction overturned for grabbing woman's breasts during consensual sex
Renraku_San
01/09/18 1:23:35 PM
#50
ITT: It's apparently totally fine to abuse a women during sex and leave her with bruises and crying.

Keepin' it classy!
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TopicNative American women are hot
Renraku_San
01/09/18 11:43:32 AM
#24
ArctheLad13 posted...
But seriously where are the pics


I can't imagine too many photographers are taking trips to the rez to get pics of random Native women.
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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/09/18 11:38:54 AM
#122
Smarkil posted...


Then why wouldn't he be able to show you websites?


Because I am the law and he isn't.
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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/08/18 1:51:24 PM
#115
Also, here's a vid of me in action (they actually let me record one time in the court room):


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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/08/18 1:48:45 PM
#114
Smarkil posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Smarkil posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Mead posted...
Tell us more about the several cases youve handled regarding people not wanting their receipt to be checked


That would break client confidentiality laws and I could get disbarred. Wtf man...you don't see me trying to fuck with your career do you?

https://www.americanbar.org/content/dam/aba/administrative/professional_responsibility/confidentiality_or_attorney.authcheckdam.pdf


Renraku_San posted...
That doesn't work - showing websites to the Judge and he'll just laugh you out of the courtroom, it's happened before.

Nice try tho fam.


Then I guess your earlier post is useless eh?


No because I didn't show it to a Judge.


Are you a judge?


Not really, I have filled in a few times though. It's fun.
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TopicNative American women are hot
Renraku_San
01/08/18 1:45:21 PM
#17
ReturnOfFa posted...
White men on average don't age very gracefully lmao


roflmao
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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/08/18 11:28:50 AM
#77
I'm literally sitting in court right now and joking with the Judge how some people on gamefaqs think they know the law. He's reading all your posts and laughing his ass off.
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TopicRuined my life in less than 1 week. Stuck in a hole now.
Renraku_San
01/08/18 11:27:24 AM
#241
AngelicTouch99 posted...
How much do you have to drink to blackout? Jesus. Ive had my nights where i drank an embarassingly large amount and i have never blacked out. Is that caused by being dehydrated and drinking booze at same time?


What would that be?
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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/08/18 10:59:27 AM
#75
Smarkil posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Mead posted...
Tell us more about the several cases youve handled regarding people not wanting their receipt to be checked


That would break client confidentiality laws and I could get disbarred. Wtf man...you don't see me trying to fuck with your career do you?

https://www.americanbar.org/content/dam/aba/administrative/professional_responsibility/confidentiality_or_attorney.authcheckdam.pdf


Renraku_San posted...
That doesn't work - showing websites to the Judge and he'll just laugh you out of the courtroom, it's happened before.

Nice try tho fam.


Then I guess your earlier post is useless eh?


No because I didn't show it to a Judge.
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TopicNative American women are hot
Renraku_San
01/08/18 10:57:03 AM
#12
They don't age very gracefully...
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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/08/18 10:44:50 AM
#73
Krazy_Kirby posted...
https://www.lawyers.com/legal-info/consumer-law/are-receipt-checks-at-stores-worth-the-hassle.html

http://commons.law.famu.edu/cgi/viewcontent.cgi?article=1079&context=famulawreview


That doesn't work - showing websites to the Judge and he'll just laugh you out of the courtroom, it's happened before.

Nice try tho fam.
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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/05/18 5:39:17 PM
#65
Mead posted...
Tell us more about the several cases youve handled regarding people not wanting their receipt to be checked


That would break client confidentiality laws and I could get disbarred. Wtf man...you don't see me trying to fuck with your career do you?

https://www.americanbar.org/content/dam/aba/administrative/professional_responsibility/confidentiality_or_attorney.authcheckdam.pdf
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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/05/18 5:27:38 PM
#60
Krazy_Kirby posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Nightengale posted...
Renraku_San posted...
When you enter their building, you follow their rules.

They can't legally detain you though


Inside they can. Once you step outside they can try, but you aren't required to stop.

I'm a lawyer btw, and I've handled multiple cases like this so don't question me.


where did you go to law school? detaining you can mean kidnapping, thats why they dont detain you unless they are sure. trying to force you to show your receipt and bag is an unlawful search. they can only do it when its like costco, and the membership is a contract that gives them permission to stop and check.


Oh cool, so when someone breaks into your house and you catch them, make sure you don't "kidnap" them until the cops show up, cuz you'll get arrested.

Fuck outta here.
I'll dig up my bar exam results and the pass confirmation doc, since none of you believe I'm a lawyer.
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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/05/18 3:28:14 PM
#55
Mead posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Nightengale posted...
Renraku_San posted...
When you enter their building, you follow their rules.

They can't legally detain you though


Inside they can. Once you step outside they can try, but you aren't required to stop.

I'm a lawyer btw, and I've handled multiple cases like this so don't question me.


I officially question you.

They absolutely can not stop you from leaving unless they have reason to believe you are committing a crime. I also find it very difficult to believe that you are a lawyer given the sheer amount of stupid posts you make on this board.


So because I'm a lawyer, when I visit this site, I must post in a professional manner? On a fucking video game website? The fuck??
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TopicI flat out don't let stores check my receipt anymore
Renraku_San
01/05/18 3:26:36 PM
#54
Nightengale posted...
Renraku_San posted...
Nightengale posted...
Renraku_San posted...
When you enter their building, you follow their rules.

They can't legally detain you though

Inside they can.

no, they kinda super can't


Ah you got me with the use of "super" - "your defendant is super wrong", when I get that in court I immediately lost my case.

Nice job man, how long have you practiced law? Where did you take the BAR?
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TopicI got laid off.
Renraku_San
01/05/18 1:21:11 PM
#8
DirtBasedSoap posted...
I worked in MMJ and California just ruined that lol


Mixed Martial Jiu-Jitsu?

wtf
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