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Summertimebooks
02/04/18 1:39:13 AM
#16
SunWuKung420 posted...
Smarkil posted...
I have such a hard time believing this whole thing is a thing


Welcome to my world. Are adults really still acting like 13 years old on the internet?

On the internet? I'm like this irl
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Topicalmost kissed the girl
Summertimebooks
02/04/18 1:04:53 AM
#13
Smarkil posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Smarkil posted...
I have such a hard time believing this whole thing is a thing

it's a thin, lad
i was there
it's not like the movies


This is far more like the movies than a normal relationship.

is it?
i dunno, man
I'm just awkward like that
but this is the internet
believe what you want, friend
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Topicalmost kissed the girl
Summertimebooks
02/04/18 12:58:58 AM
#11
Smarkil posted...
I have such a hard time believing this whole thing is a thing

it's a thin, lad
i was there
it's not like the movies
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TopicWhy do you post on GameFAQS? (Question 1of2)
Summertimebooks
02/04/18 12:37:35 AM
#8
It's where I come to get all my dating advice
this place has taught me everything I know
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Topicalmost kissed the girl
Summertimebooks
02/04/18 12:11:30 AM
#4
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Go back there and kiss her instead of posting about not kissing her on a video game website.

thanks for the pep talk, Susan.
It's too late
I'm already home
maybe next time

I panicked because I don't know how
like I don't understand the mechanism behind a kiss
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Topicalmost kissed the girl
Summertimebooks
02/04/18 12:09:06 AM
#1
earlier tonight I picked my gf up from work
we went out and had dinner
then she wanted hot cocoa from starbucks
get to starbucks
she changes her mind
we spend like an hour sitting in my car, listening to music and chatting
hugging and holding hands the whole time
time to take her home
pull up to her house
i say good bye
she's looking at me, expectantly
go in for a kiss
panic and switch it to a hug last second
she says goodnight and goes home
...

so, how was your night, lads?
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TopicBaby, my python gets hard as a rock everytime I think about you <3
Summertimebooks
02/03/18 7:23:19 PM
#15
SunWuKung420 posted...
Tagged as "boner boy".

( )
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TopicBaby, my python gets hard as a rock everytime I think about you <3
Summertimebooks
02/03/18 4:30:05 PM
#13
Random_Dawn_14 posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Ok, this gimmick has become obvious. We can let it die now.

haters gon hate


Got you tagged as "Weird lad" now, lol.

I'm okay with that :^)
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TopicBaby, my python gets hard as a rock everytime I think about you <3
Summertimebooks
02/03/18 2:58:27 PM
#11
SunWuKung420 posted...
Ok, this gimmick has become obvious. We can let it die now.

haters gon hate
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TopicSusan, why you always hating on me?
Summertimebooks
02/03/18 2:51:43 PM
#1
What did I to deserve this?
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TopicBaby, my python gets hard as a rock everytime I think about you <3
Summertimebooks
02/03/18 2:50:14 PM
#7
SusanGreenEyes posted...
DaltonM posted...
I tell my GF stuff like this.

Yeah, but isn't this the same guy who made the topic that this girl was already creeped out by him, and claimed they were dating even though he had never kissed her?

Implying that kissing = dating
We talked about it, and I opened up about my awkwardness (not that she hadn't noticed)
She says that it's fine and we can take it at whatever pace I'm comfortable with
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TopicBaby, my python gets hard as a rock everytime I think about you <3
Summertimebooks
02/03/18 2:44:49 PM
#6
shadowsword87 posted...
Could you just stop being weird?

Can't do that, lad. I might be on the spectrum
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TopicBaby, my python gets hard as a rock everytime I think about you <3
Summertimebooks
02/03/18 2:39:49 PM
#1
Would this flatter my gf, or nah?
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TopicWhat do you do when you wake up tired?
Summertimebooks
02/03/18 12:18:57 PM
#9
Accept that this is my life now and get out of bed.
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Topictell me anything, anything you feel like
Summertimebooks
02/02/18 11:54:36 PM
#6
EclairReturns posted...
I hate myself because of the fact that I don't have enough money to live by myself. Rent is too damn expensive. The cheapest apartment for rent in this state is like eight-hundred bucks and I wouldn't be able to afford it because of that damned American tuition, and the fact that I'd have to pay for utilities and whatnot, in addition to groceries (I don't know crap about living in my own house, so correct me if my statements are factually inaccurate). Even if I had the money for my own apartment, I really freakin' doubt I have the mental stability to live alone; especially at night, when I get too depressed and have too much anxiety to sleep. I hate that I'm in my mid-twenties now and am still living with my mother, because holy hell, that's just so damn pitiful. I'm honestly a bit tired of school, and I can't wait for spring break in seven weeks, and summer break in fourteen. I really don't enjoy life as much as I want to.

just bee urself, m8 :^)
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Topictell me anything, anything you feel like
Summertimebooks
02/02/18 11:22:49 PM
#1
tell me what's on your mind
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TopicHi I'm new
Summertimebooks
02/02/18 10:15:00 PM
#2
X doubt
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Topictell me your cough syrup stories, lads
Summertimebooks
02/01/18 11:09:46 PM
#1
I'll listen and most of all I'll understand
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Topicff12 now on steam
Summertimebooks
02/01/18 11:07:42 PM
#4
OH MY GOD
I can die happy now
Probably
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TopicHow do you pronounce gif?
Summertimebooks
01/31/18 11:47:52 PM
#1

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Topicgood morning, perverts! :D
Summertimebooks
01/31/18 10:48:13 AM
#7
Far-Queue posted...
Mead posted...
Nearly beaten this stupid flu

Finish it off with a crowbar.

Kek
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/31/18 10:27:20 AM
#81
SusanGreenEyes posted...
SpaceBear_ posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
SpaceBear_ posted...
What's wrong with saying 'lads'?

Nothing, if you're an old man scolding a group of children.

It pretty much means 'male children"


You're wrong. In Britain, a 'lad' is just a guy. A group of guys together, regardless of age, can be lads.

There is a Lad culture which usually refers to guys who socialise through drinking and partying and generally horsing around.

In Ireland, 'lads' is used for any group of young to middle-aged people regardless of gender.

Ok, I'll bite.
TC. in which country do you live?

Don't worry about it, mother dearest :^)
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 11:56:28 PM
#75
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
gravy posted...
What is this topic

I don't even know anymore, man

Something about lads, boners, kissing and a creeped out girl.

That about sums it up
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 11:12:54 PM
#73
gravy posted...
What is this topic

I don't even know anymore, man
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 3:19:38 PM
#56
LittleRoyal posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
How is she your gf if you've never kissed her?

I mean I didnt kiss every time I went on a date but not every guy Ive dated was my bf.

TC, was it just a date?

Dont say like. Weird stuff on just a date before youre bf/gf btw!

Nope.
We've been dating since the start of this year
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 11:12:23 AM
#53
LinkPizza posted...
Dikitain posted...
Yea, don't tell a girl you have never kissed before unless you are in your pre-teens or early teens, it is just going to freak them out. Hell, I didn't tell the girl I lost my virginity to that I was a virgin for the same reason. I mean she probably thought that due to the awkwardness but I sure wasn't going to tell her unless she asked.

You probably shouldn't tell her about being a virgin, either.
@Summertimebooks

It's probably a little too late for that. She already knows I've never kissed a girl, so following that logic she's probably figured it out.

RCtheWSBC posted...
And you should definitely not use 4chan lingo around her unironically.

I'll try not to, but I've been there so long that it just kind of comes out without much effort
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 10:39:36 AM
#50
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Cacciato posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Summertimebooks posted...

does that help?

it makes her reaction understandable. kind of a red flag.

This. It also 'raises' the question on how the fuck you dont know how to hide a boner by the time you're twenty fucking seven. Were you in a coma for 14 years?

well I never really went out anywhere when I was single
I spent all my freetime on shitposting, videogames, and anime
also i beat my meat a lot
so it was always basically dead
this year i decided to try doing nofap
that and being around my gf makes me diamonds

You're 27. Stop talking like that. It's ridiculous.
Also, you're not 65.
Stop calling people 'lads'.
If you want to learn to kiss look up 'How to Kiss' on YouTube, and don't announce to women that you've never been kissed before.

Yes ma'am
(no promises tho)
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 1:21:20 AM
#38
Cacciato posted...
DirtBasedSoap posted...
Summertimebooks posted...

does that help?

it makes her reaction understandable. kind of a red flag.

This. It also 'raises' the question on how the fuck you dont know how to hide a boner by the time you're twenty fucking seven. Were you in a coma for 14 years?

well I never really went out anywhere when I was single
I spent all my freetime on shitposting, videogames, and anime
also i beat my meat a lot
so it was always basically dead
this year i decided to try doing nofap
that and being around my gf makes me diamonds
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:59:09 AM
#32
SunWuKung420 posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Okay fine
I am a 27 year old kissless virgin
does that help?

It does. And like DirtBasedSoap said, it does make her reaction understandable.


It's also weird that she's his girlfriend but they don't kiss.

I think that she's waiting on me to initiate, but I don't know how and I too scared to try
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:48:25 AM
#28
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life

Because you won't tell us...

I'm not ready to fully open up yet... sorry lads
even on the internet I'm a nervous mess
sorry...

Why do you keep calling people 'lads'?
This sounds very awkward, almost like you're old or from a foreign country.

well the truth is that i spent the last 5 years or so frequenting /r9k/ (a board on 4chan, don't look for it if you don't know what it is) and I used to say that a lot over there
so it just kind of stuck with me
i came here as a way to escape 4chan because it clearly fucked me up in a bad way
i hope you guys can accept me as a refuge
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:37:13 AM
#25
Okay fine
I am a 27 year old kissless virgin
does that help?
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:20:45 AM
#18
LinkPizza posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life

Because you won't tell us...

I'm not ready to fully open up yet... sorry lads
even on the internet I'm a nervous mess
sorry...
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/30/18 12:15:01 AM
#15
OhhhJa posted...
LinkPizza posted...
RCtheWSBC posted...
How
Old
Are
You

This is what I've been trying to figure out since day one... He keeps asking for help. But we can't give him the best advice if we don't know his age.

It's because these topics aren't real

you don't me
you don't know my life
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
Summertimebooks
01/29/18 11:51:04 PM
#7
shadowsword87 posted...
Uh, are you sure she's your gf?

my very first gf
this is all new to me
i feel so out of my depth
i feel so lost, lads
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
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01/29/18 11:50:11 PM
#5
TES_Nut posted...
You probably said it at a weird time/way.

Why tell her at all?

Have you kissed her?

This story is suspicious.

I asked her if she felt awkward when we sit quietly and don't say anything for a while
she told me that no, but she would probably feel weird if we kissed in public with everyone watching
so I said "I've never kissed a girl before. You'll have to teach me <3"
and then it all went downhill from there :/

no, i've never kissed her or any other girl before
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Topictfw told gf that I've never kissed a girl before and she got weirded out :/
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01/29/18 11:44:14 PM
#1
now she's treating me like a kid
hold me, lads ;-;
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TopicWhat was your first kiss like?
Summertimebooks
01/28/18 5:56:55 PM
#16
Tropic_Sunset posted...
It was good but ended badly. Spank you very much for bringing that up.

Anytime, my dude
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TopicI hate you all
Summertimebooks
01/28/18 5:55:56 PM
#7
Tropic_Sunset posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
We love you too, fam

No

Yee
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TopicI hate you all
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01/28/18 5:43:32 PM
#5
We love you too, fam
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TopicWhat was your first kiss like?
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01/28/18 4:57:41 PM
#1
How did you know the moment was right?
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Topicpost your favorite things
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01/27/18 1:45:18 PM
#4
LinkPizza posted...
The night...

Tell me more about why you like the night?
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Topicpost your favorite things
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01/27/18 1:34:24 PM
#1
I'll start: the sun <3
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TopicThe thirst is real.
Summertimebooks
01/27/18 12:33:29 AM
#6
*downloads hookup app*
*app does what it's supposed to*
huehuehuehu guys teh thirst is forreals xD
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Topictfw accidentally upset my girlfriend
Summertimebooks
01/25/18 10:57:30 PM
#1
it's the worst feel, lads :(
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Topicyou lads are alright
Summertimebooks
01/23/18 1:07:06 AM
#1
I just had to tell you
Good night my favorite strangers on the internet <3
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Topicdo you have a happier life than the above poster?
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01/22/18 11:54:46 PM
#9
Greenfox111 posted...
well idk this guy but its unlikely

Not sure
Tell me how happy you are, my boy?
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Topichow do I hide my raging pocket monster when I'm around my gf?
Summertimebooks
01/22/18 11:52:12 PM
#56
SunWuKung420 posted...
Krazy_Kirby posted...
SunWuKung420 posted...
Just imagine kissing your sister.


unless he is like zikten


Or @BTB

Wait, what's this about my boi BTB?
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01/22/18 1:58:07 AM
#42
Syntheticon posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts
this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out

pls help me lads

What does "we aren't there yet" mean, are you 12, religious or both?
If she isn't ok with the shenanigans of your weinal pagoda, it's probably time for her to learn...

it's just that i've never had a girlfriend before and i'm not experienced in these things
if anything, i'm probably the one slowing everything down with my shyness
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01/22/18 1:11:29 AM
#40
RCtheWSBC posted...
Good grief, how old are you?

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TopicJust took the kids to see Disney Live... AMA
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01/21/18 9:53:19 PM
#13
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
What did you think of the show?

please stop derailing the thread
we need to get back on the topic of dicks and how to best conceal them
thank you

Make your own topic.

no u
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