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How do I not fuck this up, lads?
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DocDelicious posted...

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DocDelicious posted...

How attractive/emotionally damaged is she?

The answer ranges anywhere from "right now" to "three days from now" depending on looks/mental stability.

She's like an 8, but there's something about her that makes her a 10
i haven't felt these feels since I was very young, lads

Emotional stability? This is key.

she seems pretty stable
dunno fore sure tho
still getting to know her
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DocDelicious posted...

How attractive/emotionally damaged is she?

The answer ranges anywhere from "right now" to "three days from now" depending on looks/mental stability.

She's like an 8, but there's something about her that makes her a 10
i haven't felt these feels since I was very young, lads
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be me a japanese guy
get up hella early to commute to work
have to suck boss's dick for 13+ hours a day
sometimes boss "invites" us wageslaves to go drinking with him
and if you don't accept the invite you can forget about a promotion
boss is alcoholic
but he'll be disappointed if i don't keep up with his drinking
it's now 2am and I'm seeing double
boss pats me on the shoulder and says what a good goy I am
yay
crawl home
it's like 4 am by now
take powernap and wake up at 6 am to do it all again
6 days a week
i want off this ride, lads
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oh
i was gonna say posting pictures of frogs on the internet
i guess that's also pretty great
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what do i text her?
when is it safe to reveal my power level?
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OhhhJa posted...

Does everyone here crush on a coworker and then never say anything to them?

yes
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EclairReturns posted...

Summertimebooks posted...

oneitis

Thanks for introducing me to that term. It really describes me a whole lot better than the words I usually use. ><

no problem, friend
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dioxxys posted...

So some one is quitting their job?

my oneitis
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fuck
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What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom?
A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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hold me lads
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Cacciato posted...

Camel toe

hiyooooooooooo
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space dandy is also really good
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watamote
welcome to the nhk
code geass
cowboy bebop
no game no life
ergo proxy
lain

these are my top 6 for sure, in no particular order
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Right? Tfw missing out on my gains because the gym in closed today
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Because of muh diversity
The sjws would crucify the poor soul who would do such a thing
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Cacciato posted...

Whise obnoxious ass alt is this

No alt here, friend
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anyone not from burgerland can join too
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rule #3495: don't talk about the potd
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

I should be, but I'm not... yet. I have not worked out regularly in many years. I need to reorganize the weights.

join a gym my dude
no better feeling than getting the pump
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kind9 posted...

And drink your milk.

no less than a gallon each day tho
otherwise, never gonna make it brah
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you better start lifting or you're never gonna make it
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:^)
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don't worry bro, you'll soon get to see the main girl hanging out while wearing a pair of tight red shorts
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Lil69Leo posted...

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wwinterj25 posted...

All I know is I met someone who is a trap and I didn't know until we were getting down and dirty I probably wouldn't stop and I'm hetrosexul.

I mean who would?:

HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG (no homo)

Hahah you gay.

nah man i said no homo
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

Mead posted...

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Mead posted...

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please point out where I used it as an insult

Its a derogatory term against a group of people, not really another way to use the word

what is entomology?

The study of those dudes that helped Merry and Pippin attack Isengard

Entomology is the study of insects.

well fuck me sideways
i meant to write etymology
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Nier automata 2
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do women (male) matter?
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*unzips dick*
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helIy posted...

edededdy posted...

why do you feel the need to tell us your boring and mundane opinions?

why do you feel the need to exist

NOW THAT'S EDGY
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Mead posted...

Summertimebooks posted...

please point out where I used it as an insult

Its a derogatory term against a group of people, not really another way to use the word

what is entomology?

Zikten posted...

uprooting. I drove from WA to Alaska over like 8 days and moved there.

That sounds like quite a trip.
Why Alaska of all places?

DarthStoj posted...

nope, YOU'RE just gay, since you found it proper to use that word as in insult, kid.

please point out where I used it as an insult

heh
good one, op
*up voted*

(message goes here, probably)

BlackScythe0 posted...

Bill Nye?

Is he currency?

goddammit
i had a feeling this would happen

wwinterj25 posted...

All I know is I met someone who is a trap and I didn't know until we were getting down and dirty I probably wouldn't stop and I'm hetrosexul.

I mean who would?:

HNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG (no homo)

really makes you think

post
am i doing it right, OP?

edededdy posted...

you are biologically like 30 years old but you have the mind and maturity of a 12 year old I wonder what happened

THIS IS A NEGATIVITY FREE ZONE SIR
4chan is that way >>>

I've already jerked myself dry
will probably be watching anime the rest of the night

see you next year gais xD
>>>reddit is that way, OP

don't we all

helIy posted...

uh, it's because you are suffocating under your blanket.

you're doing a activity which makes you breathe heavily, and not enough new oxygen is able to come through the blanket, so you're breathing in more carbon dioxide than oxygen

you are into auto-erotic asphyxiation

feels good tho
and I live for the feels

Cacciato posted...

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SunWuKung420 posted...

Do you think your barista posts here?

Maybe the funny look was for using "deadass" in a sentence. It's definitely deserving of a funny look.

whoooaaaa I didn't know we could post pics now
back in my day we could only use text

back in my day

back in your day?

wwinterj25 posted...

This amuses me and I'm broke.

this tbh fam

NeoSioType posted...

I spent several hours early this morning agonizing over a three-sentence paragraph.

post it
i wanna agonize with you, friend

^^^
neat