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TopicJust took the kids to see Disney Live... AMA
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01/21/18 9:47:40 PM
#11
SusanGreenEyes posted...
What did you think of the show?

please stop derailing the thread
we need to get back on the topic of dicks and how to best conceal them
thank you
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Topicbruh, do we lift weights, or do the weights lift us?
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01/21/18 9:14:19 PM
#3
SkynyrdRocker posted...
I don't like lifting weights because they're heavy

never gonna make it, brah
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TopicJust took the kids to see Disney Live... AMA
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01/21/18 8:48:33 PM
#8
SkynyrdRocker posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
how do you deal with random boners in public?

Are you still in middle school? Those stop when you get older.

Nope
Got past middle school and they definitely haven't stopped
Your penis might be broken, friend
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TopicJust took the kids to see Disney Live... AMA
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01/21/18 8:40:41 PM
#6
ss4parrothair posted...
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ss4parrothair posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Is math a discovery or an invention?

Math the term is an invention. But math itself is discovered every day.

interesting
one more question
how do you deal with random boners in public?


I give the person who has one a helping hand till they finish because Im a team player

Wait do you mean for me?

( )
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TopicJust took the kids to see Disney Live... AMA
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01/21/18 8:26:41 PM
#4
ss4parrothair posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Is math a discovery or an invention?

Math the term is an invention. But math itself is discovered every day.

interesting
one more question
how do you deal with random boners in public?
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TopicYou have become Trap-kun confuser of penises
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01/21/18 8:22:55 PM
#2
tfw gf would probably leave me
on the other hand, I would just starting making "those" streams for money
You know the ones ( )
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TopicJust took the kids to see Disney Live... AMA
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01/21/18 8:17:03 PM
#2
Is math a discovery or an invention?
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Topicbruh, do we lift weights, or do the weights lift us?
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01/21/18 8:11:43 PM
#1
really made me think
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Topichow do I hide my raging pocket monster when I'm around my gf?
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01/21/18 7:43:42 PM
#14
Nomak-54 posted...
Yeah why u hugging her the whole time?

depending on where I am sometimes I just keep one of my legs extended so it's a little less noticeable :P

because the feels
always the feels
they live through me
they control me
there is no stopping the feels
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Topichow do I hide my raging pocket monster when I'm around my gf?
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01/21/18 6:58:27 PM
#6
RCtheWSBC posted...
I hear punching it helps.

here's a recent scenario:
me and gf are waiting for a table at a restaraunt
lot's of people waiting around us too
I'm hugging her the whole time
the beast awakens in my pants
holding gf and can't reach into pocket to adjust it
praying to every god that no one notices
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Topichow do I hide my raging pocket monster when I'm around my gf?
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01/21/18 6:52:14 PM
#3
is there a quick trick to quell the beast?
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Topichow do I hide my raging pocket monster when I'm around my gf?
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01/21/18 6:47:39 PM
#1
like when we get close, or when I'm holding her, my hardness level goes off the charts
this wouldn't be a problem, but we aren't "there" yet in our relationship and I don't wanna weird her out

pls help me lads
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TopicDo you attend church regularly?
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01/21/18 6:45:04 PM
#37
Krazy_Kirby posted...
topic title made me laugh. ty

*tips fedora*
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TopicDo you attend church regularly?
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01/21/18 2:32:07 PM
#28
Judgmenl posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Lil_Bit83 posted...
I'm Pagan.

You wot m8?


That silly European religion where they worship trees or something.

For some reason they think that they're better than OrgRelig.

What the hell is OrgRelig?
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TopicDo you attend church regularly?
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01/21/18 1:57:16 PM
#24
Lil_Bit83 posted...
I'm Pagan.

You wot m8?
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TopicDo you attend church regularly?
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01/21/18 12:48:46 PM
#14
jmikla posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
comfy

Do you mean the feeling you get from environment/ambience? I ask since I'm only familiar with the physical: the rock-rock wooden pews that contort my posture, joints and spinal alignment.

Yeah, I think so. Singing songs with a bunch of people is kind of nice. The sermons, get a little old sometimes
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TopicDo you attend church regularly?
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01/21/18 11:50:40 AM
#8
Yee, I'm not a believer or anything but church is kind of comfy
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Topic"This action will have consequences"
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01/20/18 8:26:19 PM
#5
'this action will have consequences'
beat the game
that action never had any consequences

Also
'X will remember that'
they never bring it up again
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Topichow do you kiss a girl, lads?
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01/20/18 5:19:49 PM
#12
LinkPizza posted...
What kind of kids are you going for? A peck on the lips? Or like all in?

i dunno, friend
i guess the first one since that seems like a good place to start
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Topichow do you kiss a girl, lads?
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01/20/18 4:47:19 PM
#1
my girlfriend and I have been doing lots of cuddling, hugging, and handholding
she even kisses my cheek sometimes
but I feel like it's up to me to make the next move
tfw have never kissed a girl before

please help me, lads
i'm still new to all this
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Topicgod damn the ps4 controller is garbage
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01/20/18 2:11:29 AM
#5
I have to disagree with you, lads
The ps4 controller is probably the most comfy controller I have ever played my steam games with
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Topiclet's have a feels thread
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01/17/18 11:50:52 PM
#14
Sarcasthma posted...
Happy. I have a date on Saturday and Im going to absolutely destroy her in a karaoke battle to demonstrate my worth as a person.

Go get her, lad
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Topiclet's have a feels thread
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01/17/18 1:26:37 AM
#1
what kind of feels are you lads experiencing tonight?
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TopicRemember when everyone here used these a lot >_>?
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01/17/18 1:19:07 AM
#16
tfw used to have a bunch of (>^_^)> in my signature
those were simpler times, lads
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TopicThese CHRISTIAN Kook Parents CHAINED their 13 Kids aged 2 to TWENTY NINE!!!
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01/17/18 12:21:05 AM
#2
*tips fedora*
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TopicWhat are some good anime shows?
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01/16/18 12:51:18 AM
#2
Just so you know, I didn't read any of that shit you wrote, lad

But I do recommend;
Code geass
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Topicso for the past few days, my finger has been twitching involuntarily
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01/14/18 11:01:11 PM
#3
you know what must be done, lad
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TopicI might be about to go on a first date here
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01/14/18 2:11:29 AM
#4
Yellow posted...
I was going to ask her out today, but anxiety got the best of me.

Earlier today she got something in her eye. I asked what happened to it, she replied "It's fine, it's just that my eye is showing me *looks directly at me* no love right now."

She's pretty and fun to be around. I'm going to be really depressed when I find out it's all in my head after she says no. Seriously, what do pretty girls even want to do with a loser like me?

Do it, lad. And then me a us know how much fun you had
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TopicHow's your Friday, PotD?
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01/12/18 8:47:25 PM
#3
Working hella late because of lazy co-worker
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Topictfw quickly exhausting things to talk about with gf
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01/12/18 3:58:01 PM
#13
Jen0125 posted...
Summertimebooks posted...

I am super boring, probably
Before I met her all I did was play videogames, watch anime, and shitpost on 4chan


are your hobbies not similar enough to talk about those?

Greenfox111 posted...
always gotta jump straight to the insults


it's insulting to ask someone if they're boring? i mean he's asking if his relationship is over because they can't think of things to talk about. is it not possible one or both of them are really boring?

We don't really have hobbies.
We're both working full-time and going to school
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Topictfw quickly exhausting things to talk about with gf
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01/12/18 3:24:04 PM
#9
Jen0125 posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
Jen0125 posted...
idk how you could run out of things to talk about

Because I'm not a woman


my boyfriend never runs out of stuff to talk to me about

are you sure you're just not really boring?

I am super boring, probably
Before I met her all I did was play videogames, watch anime, and shitpost on 4chan
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Topictfw quickly exhausting things to talk about with gf
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01/12/18 3:16:06 PM
#3
Jen0125 posted...
idk how you could run out of things to talk about

Because I'm not a woman
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Topictfw quickly exhausting things to talk about with gf
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01/12/18 3:10:30 PM
#1
Is this it
Is it over, lads? :/
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Topicyou find out you are a reincarnated murder victim
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01/07/18 11:58:32 PM
#6
Zikten posted...
What would you do?

watch hentai as usual
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Topicwhat are some good date ideas?
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01/07/18 11:53:20 PM
#24
Shaneariffic posted...
A couple drinks at a bar and a nice walk (beach or just in a nice area) is a great way to set a good vibe.

I can't wait until it's summer when we can actually do something like this
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Topicwhat are some good date ideas?
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01/07/18 11:21:05 PM
#22
SusanGreenEyes posted...
What's currently on the Date Night list?

so far I have:
- skate deck (she suggested this)
- go up on space needle
- visit seattle aquarium
- go to an amusement park (she has never been on a roller coaster)
- hiking, probably when it's summertime though
- concert (i was thinking either beach house or mgmt)

that's all i have so far
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Topicwhat are some good date ideas?
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01/07/18 10:47:49 PM
#19
thanks for all the suggestions, lads
going straight onto my date ideas list
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Topicwhat are some good date ideas?
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01/07/18 6:21:53 PM
#7
LinkPizza posted...
Is this the second date? I remember you talking about the date before. And calling us lads.

we've already agreed to what the second date is going to be
I'm just trying to plan ahead and compile a list of things and stuff
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Topicwhat are some good date ideas?
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01/07/18 5:44:28 PM
#1
i'm really new to dating, but since I'm the guy I have to make all the plans
help me out, fellas
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Topicfirst date was a success, lads
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01/06/18 11:24:31 PM
#15
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Shaneariffic posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Lay the pipe?
Does that mean sex?
Why do you talk like a Bugs Bunny gangster?

Why you gotta cramp his style is the real question??

I'm just trying to figure out what he's trying to say.
If if makes sense to you then please let the rest of us know about the pipe.

Oh we'll let you know about the pipe alright
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TopicDo you have to worry about snow where you're from?
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01/06/18 11:15:26 PM
#4
GanonsSpirit posted...
No, but I do have to worry about other people's reation to snow.

this
everyone suddenly forgets how to drive when it snows here (seattle)
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Topicfirst date was a success, lads
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01/06/18 10:16:23 PM
#8
Thanks, lads.
And now we slowly advance to a date when I finally lay the pipe.
I'll keep you guys updated :)
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Topicfirst date was a success, lads
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01/06/18 9:45:30 PM
#1
we watched a movie then went out to eat
the movie part was kind of boring (for me) because I didn't get to interact with her
then we ate and talked and talked
I made her laugh a lot and we're going out again next week
still a virgin tho
i suddenly feel a desire not not end it
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Topictfw going on first date tomorrow
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01/06/18 2:54:39 AM
#24
Greenfox111 posted...
wew lad

shit
i recognize that format
shhhhhhhhh
no one must know where we've escaped from, friendo
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TopicWhat's your price?
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01/06/18 2:53:03 AM
#24
ZiggiStardust posted...
Im not gay, but $20 is $20, ok?

this tbh fam
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Topictfw going on first date tomorrow
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01/06/18 2:06:41 AM
#22
Lil69Leo posted...
Whip it out and get a bj at least.

I d-don't know, l-lads
my anxiety is going into overdrive thinking about tomorrow
how do i even calm down?
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Topictfw going on first date tomorrow
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01/06/18 1:01:37 AM
#13
OOOOHHHH MAAAAAAANN
I'm really feeling nervous about this, lads
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Topictfw going on first date tomorrow
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01/06/18 12:38:11 AM
#10
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Who are you, and why do you keep calling everyone a lad?

Don't worry about it, friend :^)

I'm not ya friend, Pal.

I'm not your pal, buddy

wwinterj25 posted...
Summertimebooks posted...
But is that the gentleman thing to do?


I wouldn't know.

You sound edgy af, m8
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Topictfw going on first date tomorrow
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01/06/18 12:33:05 AM
#7
wwinterj25 posted...
Don't pay for the date.

But is that the gentleman thing to do?
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Topictfw going on first date tomorrow
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01/06/18 12:32:40 AM
#6
SusanGreenEyes posted...
Who are you, and why do you keep calling everyone a lad?

Don't worry about it, friend :^)
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