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| Topic | Just pounded a jagerbomb. |
| synth_real 02/10/18 12:36:02 AM #15 | The last time I drank jager, I puked all over the side of my buddy's garbage can. That shit permanently stained it black --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $5million or you never have to sleep again |
| synth_real 02/10/18 12:23:53 AM #30 | I'd take the money, invest it properly and I can have an extra 16 hours a day of free time instead of 8 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | what's the final boss of fetishes |
| synth_real 02/10/18 12:02:53 AM #38 | DocileOrangeCup posted... I refuse to believe there is castration porn. It's real, I've seen it. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Should I ditch these people? Story inside about weeaboos |
| synth_real 02/09/18 11:58:49 PM #14 | Why did you ever befriend these people in the first place? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Just had anal for the first... |
| synth_real 02/09/18 1:52:44 PM #33 | Jen0125 posted... if her first time doing anal only hurt "a little" it probably wasn't her first time Maybe she just takes big dumps --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would it be wise to snort laundry powder? |
| synth_real 02/09/18 2:19:04 AM #9 |  --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I don't really know. Are there more top or bottom gay guys? |
| synth_real 02/08/18 1:11:36 PM #2 | From what I've seen and read, more bottoms. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | FACT: Wei > Wu >>> Turd >>> Shu |
| synth_real 02/08/18 11:57:43 AM #17 | josifrees posted... Imagine being a fan of a group of people who abused one child emperor, usurped another emperor and then got cucked by the Sima family. The Sima family that historically ended up ruling all of China --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Holy shit potd. I just got my first workman's comp investigation. |
| synth_real 02/07/18 11:52:49 AM #3 | Where did he work that he got hurt that badly? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Man suffers brain hemorrhage after binging 25 energy drinks. now wants them band |
| synth_real 02/06/18 1:04:32 PM #29 | Gee, someone dumb enough to consume that much caffeine in a short period of time is trying to deflect the responsibility for the dumb thing he did onto someone else. Shocking. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I've been fired twice |
| synth_real 02/06/18 12:48:17 PM #24 | p --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | So, what is causing the crypto crash? Bitcoin has fallen below $7,000. |
| synth_real 02/06/18 12:44:26 AM #27 | Tmaster148 posted... Kazi1212 posted...Gold and silver has less uses than Bitcoin in the real world, Im fairly confident of that. Actually, gold has lower conductivity than copper, but it's used on electrical contacts because it doesn't tarnish like copper or silver. Silver is actually the most conductive metal, but it's not that much better than copper, and significantly more expensive, while copper is also relatively easy to pull into wires. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Debt companies buy debt at pennies on a dollar... |
| synth_real 02/06/18 12:21:25 AM #2 | Because then they'd have no incentive to pay back their loans properly. When a debt collector does it, the debtor gets a bunch of harassing phone calls and bullshit to put up with --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I am a shut-out. Don't ask me anything. |
| synth_real 02/05/18 2:45:16 AM #4 | Scream for me --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | for the people who hate the winter olympics or not think it's real olympics |
| synth_real 02/04/18 10:29:08 PM #5 | mustang90 posted... Literally throwing an clothes iron on ice is an Olympic sport. Summer lympics or nothing. Hey, curlers are the best sweepers in the world --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What's da craziest thing you did sexually? |
| synth_real 02/04/18 8:15:49 PM #55 | TheGrindery posted... What's the motivation for scat again? Is it a low self-esteem thing where you get off on being treated as badly as possible? An ego thing where you think you're so amazing that someone should have to eat your shit? Don't try to rationalize a deviant fetish like that, they don't work that way. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What's for dinner tonight? |
| synth_real 02/04/18 7:55:15 PM #12 | Chicken teriyaki --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What's da craziest thing you did sexually? |
| synth_real 02/04/18 5:47:32 PM #43 | Had gay sex out the side of a car in a church parking lot at 4:30 AM on a Sunday. Left the condom out in the open for the churchgoers to discover --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Has anyone here been to the deep web? |
| synth_real 02/04/18 4:54:26 PM #28 | LordRazziel posted... AssultTank posted...Link HT posted...You guys do realize that the "deep web" is just any site that isn't indexed in search engines, right? Plenty of everyday websites you frequent have some "deep web" content. Oh yeah baby, I'm deep in your web now --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Help! I've come in possession of a 3D printer, but don't know what to do with it |
| synth_real 02/04/18 4:45:12 PM #6 | ABS plastic is pretty standard, lots of stuff is made out of it. It's the plastic Lego is made from. From what I've read, it also stinks to high hell in the molding or printing process. If you're into some kind of tabletop game, 3D printing is a great way to make your own figurines, you can find free models for all kinds of stuff online. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | man hiring movers is kinda hard. |
| synth_real 02/04/18 2:13:09 PM #7 | I've done temp jobs with a couple of different moving companies in my area over 10 years ago. They all smoked dope in the truck on the way to the job. One time the driver kept running back to the cab every half an hour to do coke. Good luck. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is your phone data unlimited, or capped? |
| synth_real 02/04/18 2:10:19 PM #11 | Capped at 0, I don't have a data plan on my phone. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I can't stop farting |
| synth_real 02/04/18 3:18:01 AM #4 | I ate a big burrito for lunch today, I know exactly how you feel --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | how did unskilled cooks market the "uncooked meat is best'' scam so well? |
| synth_real 02/04/18 2:39:22 AM #10 | Steve Nick posted... Steaks should be brown all the way through. We're going to ask you politely but firmly to leave --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If asked, would you be part of the first manned mission to Mars? |
| synth_real 02/04/18 1:32:14 AM #9 | It would most likely end up being a one-way trip, but I'd still do it just to be a part of history and (hopefully) help advance the human race --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | 5 billion dollars but the minute you fall asleep the earth explodes |
| synth_real 02/03/18 10:58:39 PM #4 | 5 billion dollars could buy an awful lot of crystal meth... --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | With todays technology, I think its about time we do international robot fight.. |
| synth_real 02/03/18 10:54:59 PM #2 | Already happened:  --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What have been your favorite concerts you have been to? |
| synth_real 02/03/18 10:31:55 PM #47 | Saw Kiss front row center about 6 or 7 years ago, it was a great show and my ears were ringing for a couple days after that --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | 50k or your own pool that is always stocked with bikini babes |
| synth_real 02/03/18 7:27:03 PM #27 | Do any of these girls have a penis? My choice depends on the answer --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | is Witcher 1 worth playing for the story and stuff or nah? |
| synth_real 02/03/18 2:49:46 PM #9 | Back_Stabbath posted... you'll know within like an hour whether you're willing to put another 30/40 hours. i personally couldn't put up with the sword combat, but the story is intriguing. The combat really wasn't very hard, pull out the steel sword for humans, the silver sword for monsters. Use the strong style first, and if enemies dodge that switch to fast style, use group style for groups of weak enemies. Unless you're playing on hard, you even get an indicator when to click to activate the next part of the combo. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | is Witcher 1 worth playing for the story and stuff or nah? |
| synth_real 02/03/18 2:38:41 PM #7 | It's actually a decent game, as long as you're not expecting it to be an action RPG like the later entries in the series. Think of it as playing more like a real-time KOTOR. Collect all the alchemy ingredients and don't be afraid to use them, potions and blade oils are pretty useful. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | So my car dent will cost $1800 to fix and car will rust |
| synth_real 02/03/18 2:03:38 PM #10 | Try fixing it yourself with a plunger. Seriously, it often works --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How long do you think you can last at your current job if you stopped working? |
| synth_real 02/02/18 1:54:45 PM #25 | I'm a temp, I probably wouldn't make it to lunch. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | $10 million but da next 10 people you touch/touch you die |
| synth_real 02/02/18 12:43:19 PM #27 | Going to the club --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Chuck Norris sues CBS for 30 Million. |
| synth_real 02/02/18 1:42:12 AM #11 | CBS is about to become CNBS --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Globe and Mail had a really good article about Jordan Peterson |
| synth_real 02/02/18 1:37:44 AM #48 | I'm not really familiar with Peterson's work beyond what other people have said about him (which is a terrible basis for judging someone) but I'm automatically suspicious of a Christian who claims a big Nietzsche influence, considering Nietzsche was one of the early titans of Atheist philosophy, one of his major works is a hitpiece on Christianity titled The Antichrist. Maybe I'll get bored enough this weekend to read up on Peterson and see what he's all about for myself. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | do you take men with pierced nipples seriously? |
| synth_real 02/02/18 12:01:31 AM #24 | pres_madagascar posted... I used to have them. Without the protection of a bra that women have, it gets really fucking annoying. Took them out years ago. I don't have that problem with mine, even when I wear a tight shirt. Then again, maybe your nipples are more sensitive than mine are. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Would the average American understand whats going on (poppy seed related) |
| synth_real 02/01/18 1:09:31 AM #3 | You don't make opium from the seeds, it's actually the sap from the seed pods --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What sort of books should someone read to become a complete human being? |
| synth_real 01/31/18 12:59:23 AM #8 | Dash_Harber posted... I think people put way to much focus on the Greeks and the Romans. The Norse Sagas should also be read, as well as The Prince, The Art of War, The 36 Strategems, and The Book of 5 Rings. Understanding what it means to be human means knowing what humans are capable, good and bad. Adding to this, Marcus Aurelius' Meditations is also a good place to start, it's good entry-level philosophy, broken down into easily understood aphorisms. Plato is a good next step, I'll also recommend Marquis de Sade if you can get past all of the outrageous sexuality of his work. Once you've read all of these, move up to something more complex like early Nietzsche such as Human, All Too Human and then go on to his later works. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is it just me, or are mods a lot more lenient now? |
| synth_real 01/30/18 11:24:39 PM #7 | Did anybody really give a damn about karma loss anyway? Unless it's a new account, I always thought it was a pretty meaningless e-peen score --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Listening to The Satanist |
| synth_real 01/30/18 11:20:12 PM #5 | It's decent, they do the whole Satanism shtick better than a lot of bands do. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | tfw you are trying to have a deep convo with someone and they just don't get it |
| synth_real 01/30/18 11:17:29 PM #6 | Have you ever considered that maybe your thoughts aren't as deep as you think they are? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Over 50% of my monthly paycheck is going to rent and I clear over $4000/mo |
| synth_real 01/30/18 11:15:09 PM #28 | WhinyZach posted... tc still lives with his parents lol You don't want to live in a cheap apartment in Toronto, those places are cheap for a reason --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | a penny multiplier or 1 million dollars |
| synth_real 01/30/18 4:10:40 PM #35 | Questionmarktarius posted... synth_real posted...You're not going to sell them for copper scrap, pennies have been copper-plated zinc for a few decades now But the copper plating makes that a problem, when you melt down zinc it doesn't always play nice with other metals. I used to work in a place that did zinc die casting, any bad parts we put in the remelt bin had to have all the steel screws and stuff taken out first or else it caused fires. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | is ikea the only place to get inexpensive kinda decent quality furniture? |
| synth_real 01/30/18 3:58:18 PM #32 | Rockies posted... Do people really get bed bugs that often from thrift store furniture though? And can't you just clean it before you put it in your house? It's not that easy, the little fuckers are tiny and like to hide, and trying to kill them off with pesticides isn't always very effective because they lay lots of eggs that can end up hatching after the bug killer wears off. The cost of an exterminator to get rid of them properly on top of all the work you have to do washing everything and drying it on high heat to kill the eggs means it's not worth the risk --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Friends of social awareness, join me in a campaign against the Canadian anthem! |
| synth_real 01/30/18 2:43:09 PM #6 | LordRazziel posted... Literally encouraging an entire nation to drink drugs. Telling Canadians not to drink beer is like telling squirrels not to eat nuts --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | a penny multiplier or 1 million dollars |
| synth_real 01/30/18 2:25:32 PM #31 | You're not going to sell them for copper scrap, pennies have been copper-plated zinc for a few decades now --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | The best poops are the ones that are so big they stick out of the water |
| synth_real 01/30/18 2:21:21 AM #9 | Massive dumps are the best dumps, the kind where you're like "I gotta poop now" and it's over a foot and a half long and the width of a beer bottle and you feel empty inside afterward --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | wow this joke girl just cancelled on me |
| synth_real 01/29/18 5:18:22 PM #3 | Maybe she googled you and realized her error --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Stop trying to make "bath tissue" happen grocery stores |
| synth_real 01/29/18 1:09:21 AM #11 | Shit tickets --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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