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| Topic | how strict is amazon with returns? |
| synth_real 01/28/18 8:53:03 PM #5 | o --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Girl problems? Goal problems? Ask the Doctor! |
| synth_real 01/28/18 8:48:52 PM #28 | PK_Spam posted... Question? You gotta spit on the toilet paper and get right inside there to get it all out --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Scenario: A group of CEmen are at your front door. |
| synth_real 01/28/18 7:20:25 PM #11 | Answer the door naked --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | im gonna be dming for dnd soon. wanna throw some ideas at me? |
| synth_real 01/28/18 6:28:02 PM #7 | Start your players off in a village full of lolis that turn out to be evil. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you have a goto number you use when you exaggerate. |
| synth_real 01/28/18 6:20:50 PM #16 | 17 million --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | How easy is it to get rid of your gag reflex? |
| synth_real 01/28/18 1:20:09 AM #25 | It takes some dedication, and is best practiced on an empty stomach. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | whats with the "i love traps but trans people are gross" shit weebs do |
| synth_real 01/28/18 12:09:29 AM #33 | UncleBourbon33 posted... I don;t get why traps are even a thing. Who do they appeal to? Not homosexuals because they look like girls, and not straight men because they're really guys. It's because a good boybutt is better than the best girl. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I made pulled pork in my pressure cooker last night. |
| synth_real 01/27/18 8:39:41 PM #13 | JlM posted... I'm all for Instant Pot topics and recipes.... You could just add liquid smoke. I kid, I kid, my pulled pork spends about 11 hours in my smoker, I have a pork shoulder in there for about 6 hours before I take it out, cut it into chunks, and then put it in tinfoil pans with a seasoned Dr. Pepper mixture and put it back in until it's falling apart. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Your HOT GAY co-worker asks you if you want to go to the spa with him after work |
| synth_real 01/27/18 8:26:05 PM #20 | I sure do love a good massage, especially considering my back is normally sore after work. The good fucking I'd get afterward would be equally nice. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Ever look at a kink and feel grateful it's not one of yours? |
| synth_real 01/27/18 1:17:51 AM #17 | Questionmarktarius posted... synth_real posted...Questionmarktarius posted...Butt stuff. It's even better when you come in there --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Ever look at a kink and feel grateful it's not one of yours? |
| synth_real 01/27/18 1:06:47 AM #12 | Questionmarktarius posted... Butt stuff. Butt hole is best hole --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Is it cringe to have a waifu? Because I think I got one. |
| synth_real 01/27/18 1:02:17 AM #29 | Kaname_Madoka posted... MrNintendo1213 posted...Aren't you one of those Trumpateers? A Canuck, huh? The plot thickens... --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| synth_real 01/27/18 12:00:33 AM #46 | Harpie posted... synth_real posted... Make sure to smack my ass hard when you do it --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| synth_real 01/26/18 11:57:40 PM #42 | Eevee-Trainer posted... Harpie posted...Complete_Idi0t posted...fucking drunk chicks is rape https://img.michaels.com/L6/3/IOGLO/882002053/219043697/10375863_1.jpg?fit=inside|540:540 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | hi ce :) its time for will drunk me fuck you/10 PART 2!!! |
| synth_real 01/26/18 11:53:35 PM #32 | Depends, will you make me wear a ball gag and do you own a strap-on? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Your reaction if your nudes were leaked to POTD? |
| synth_real 01/26/18 11:44:57 PM #44 | I think that would be kinda hot, actually. Should I make an alt on another computer and post them? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd |
| synth_real 01/26/18 11:39:21 PM #70 |  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1bjf_hPHqk&feature=youtu.be   --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I don't get why millennials hate cable but love their phones |
| synth_real 01/26/18 10:23:54 PM #37 | I hate both of them --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Ups drivers get drug tested but not the president?? |
| synth_real 01/26/18 3:25:20 PM #8 | Nostradumbass posted... Nuclear button and hes tweaked on pills The President alone can't launch a nuclear strike --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What do you think are the 3 most likely ways you (personally) will die? |
| synth_real 01/26/18 3:22:31 PM #24 | Funkdamental posted... 3. Freak gardening accident I don't suppose that you're a drummer, are you? --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Without naming the video game, what's the one quote that would give it away? |
| synth_real 01/26/18 2:00:19 PM #135 | Butts will be kicked in liberal measures! --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Least favorite food.. (something you will avoid at all cost) |
| synth_real 01/26/18 2:51:35 AM #86 | Bananas Non-crispy apples (unless they're in something baked like a pie) Avocados except for guacamole Kohlrabi (FUCK THAT VEGETABLE, I FUCKING HATE KOHLRABI) --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd |
| synth_real 01/26/18 2:25:48 AM #65 | I'm kinda wondering how you know about Abnormality, but don't know Cryptopsy.        --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | why does Dayquil require an ID check if it's alcohol free? |
| synth_real 01/26/18 2:13:57 AM #5 | I don't get why kids want to do this, drinking a whole bottle of cough syrup is a good way to puke and shit your guts out at the same time --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd |
| synth_real 01/25/18 3:21:00 AM #62 |     --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | If you drop a penny, do you pick it up? |
| synth_real 01/25/18 1:30:09 AM #12 | Canada has done away with the penny. They cost more to make than they are worth. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What do you think of musicians that can't play instruments? |
| synth_real 01/25/18 1:17:03 AM #5 | Ozzy barely qualifies as a musician, his voice isn't that great and the quality of his songs depends on the band he has behind him. He abso-fucking-lutely bombs Into The Void live, it's embarrassing and only Tony Iommi's guitar playing saved it. With that much said, he's still a good frontman, so he gets a pass. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | who'd win in a fight between bruce lee and mike tyson? |
| synth_real 01/24/18 2:53:44 AM #3 | armandro posted... tyson would eat lee --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I need some new seriously loud and abusive death metal potd |
| synth_real 01/24/18 12:35:08 AM #55 |  --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Have We Reached Peak Emma Watson? |
| synth_real 01/23/18 3:08:14 AM #5 | Lokarin posted... Zeus posted...What stuntman was that? or a tennis ball on a stick --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | why is CE so edgy about pizza |
| synth_real 01/23/18 3:00:22 AM #44 | I like Hawaiian with anchovies on it --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | is this still a thing here? |
| synth_real 01/22/18 1:52:16 PM #42 | b --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Ever notice how RPG guides only seem to care about end game? |
| synth_real 01/22/18 12:47:15 PM #6 | pinky0926 posted... You get your ass handed to you by like 3 stray wolves because you have no armour and no stealth and like 4 arrows that do no damage. It fucking sucks for the first 10-20 hours of playtime. You get your ass handed to you 3 on 1 in the early game no matter what. Or if you run into a bear. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Rate that food ~ Day 1600 ~ Habanero |
| synth_real 01/21/18 8:10:26 PM #8 | It's a rather hot pepper, but has a nice flavour as well, not a lot of it is required in a dish. 7/10 --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | ideas for r rated star wars movies |
| synth_real 01/21/18 8:06:57 PM #13 | The story of how Mace Windu earned the "BMF" plate on his lightsaber --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you consider these majors "useless"? |
| synth_real 01/21/18 6:39:16 PM #10 | Tons of businesses have a need for graphic design. Not many products come packaged in plain boxes without so much as a logo these days --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | C/D: You never build defensive units/fortifications because you can't fathom... |
| synth_real 01/21/18 12:19:25 PM #4 | In most games, you're better off to build up your army and keep some units at home rather than invest a bunch into static defenses, they're usually not cost-effective enough compared to building something that can defend and attack. Turtling up usually is not a good strategy because you're effectively giving control of most of the map to your enemy along with the means to win a war of attrition against you --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Do you collect anything? |
| synth_real 01/21/18 12:04:18 PM #20 | Sex toys --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | So my relationship of 4 years may be coming to an end... |
| synth_real 01/21/18 2:00:43 AM #149 | Expecting you to go tens of thousands of dollars into debt just to finish school one year earlier to appease her is not a reasonable thing to expect from someone. Then expecting you to buy a house and start a family immediately after school with all that debt still to be paid off is a sign of someone with no clue about money or planning for the future. When it comes to marriage or starting a family, that's when feelings need to be set aside and a more pragmatic view is required, you made the right choice to break things off with her even if it hurts now. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Post a song you like and I'll rate it out of 10...if I can |
| synth_real 01/20/18 10:23:11 PM #296 |  --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Guy 100% Perfects Through the Fire and Flames on Guitar Hero... Blindfolded |
| synth_real 01/20/18 8:31:10 PM #7 | Now imagine if he'd put all that practice into playing a real guitar instead --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What's the best base building game ever? |
| synth_real 01/20/18 3:27:23 AM #24 | sabin017 posted... lolamericans posted...Ferarri619 posted...https://www.gog.com/game/dungeon_keeper_2 I actually like War For The Overworld a bit better, it's basically DK3 (and I've played the everliving shit out of DK1 & 2) --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | I really hate 4chan |
| synth_real 01/20/18 3:11:25 AM #30 | /ck/ used to be ok, people would actually talk about cooking. Now it's just dumbasses insulting each other's taste and dumb memes. /mu/ is getting to be that way too. /b/'s infamous trap threads now have more pictures of Spiderman in them than anything else --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | So basically making a resume when you have little experience or achievements |
| synth_real 01/20/18 1:26:38 AM #7 | Find a place that closed down, and someone willing to pretend to be your former supervisor from that place on the phone --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | are walkers actually a viable military weapons platform |
| synth_real 01/20/18 1:23:39 AM #24 | YOUHAVENOHOPE posted... okay what if you had like armor / shielding for the legs That would likely throw the balance completely off, along with completely negating it's ability to get over tricky obstacles, because the armour skirt would hit them --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | are walkers actually a viable military weapons platform |
| synth_real 01/18/18 12:39:52 PM #5 | Dash_Harber posted... The only place that walkers have an advantage over tanks is extremely rough terrain. Even then, they'd need to have pretty long legs for that, and even Star Wars could tell you why that's a major weakness. Flying drones would be better in that situation --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | are walkers actually a viable military weapons platform |
| synth_real 01/17/18 8:59:52 PM #2 | Their legs are a big, obvious weakpoint, and they would be at best no faster than a tank. At least a tank with wrecked treads is still an immobile turret. --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | What is the area between balls and ass called? |
| synth_real 01/17/18 8:53:37 PM #42 | The technical term is the perineum, but gooch or taint are also acceptable --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
| Topic | Man yogurt is an underrated food |
| synth_real 01/17/18 6:33:20 PM #7 | Once you get used to the salty flavour, it's not bad at all --- "I'm the straightest guy on this board. I'm so straight that I watch gay porn." - Smarkil |
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