Lurker > Jen0125

i usually go to bed at like 7:30-9:30 ;-;
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Zangulus posted...

Let the Right One In by John Ajvide Lindqvist

i've seen this movie. i'll probably pass on the book.

Zangulus posted...

Handling the Dead by John Ajvide Lindqvist

this sounds interesting

Zangulus posted...

House of Leaves by Mark Z. Danielewski

i am reading digitally so i'll probably pass on this one too
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Zangulus posted...

The Tales of Thomas Covenant, The Unbeliever by Stepen R Donaldson

based on your description i might buy this lmao it sounds like a doozy
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That's nice, dear.
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MannerSaurus posted...

Kungfu Kenobi posted...

Jen0125 posted...

i like historical memoirs a lot

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz.

... I thought you were making this up, until I looked it up. Aaaaand good night.

lmfao i just did too
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Read any Kurt Vonnegut novels?

I'm reading And Then There Were None right now.

i don't think i have.

the description to that book sounds interesting. i'll probably pick it up but don't know if i'll start that one tonight.

Kungfu Kenobi posted...

Ass Goblins of Auschwitz.

i'm not sure if this is a joke lmao but i have read hundreds of holocaust memoirs. i actually purchased a book at the holocaust museum in washington dc and met the woman who wrote it.
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i want to buy some books because me and @RCtheWSBC are supposed to read a book a month

please recommend me something

i like most genres. i like historical memoirs a lot. anything is good though.
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Meadle the weedle
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SusanGreenEyes posted...

What if we just refer to everyone as 'this person' or 'that individual' so nobody has any reason to be insulted?

That they over there!
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I have to leave for work in like 15 minutes
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Why was that such a horrible decision
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Or any dicks
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That's nice, dear.
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shadowsword87 posted...

As dumb as this sounds, have you tried a stuffed animal?

yes. i do. i have a polar bear wearing a light blue bathrobe. i got him when i was 15. his name is bear in a bathrobe. i put him on my face when i feel scared because his front legs cover my eyes and his back legs cover my mouth/nose area to muffle breathing sounds.
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@RCtheWSBC noodly appendage?
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i don't think he is. he does not have any problems actually socializing. he's not deficient in social skills. he just got really emotionally stunted during a formative period in his life from my mom cheating on my dad and he has never been able to recover from it even though he's 30 now. we're talking about when he was 11 years old and i was 9.
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helIy posted...

step in and be the nasty mean big sister he needs

i tried to do that so often with his last girlfriend and it effectively killed our relationship for years. i almost fought her in a parking lot at their apartment once even. like i tried to stand up for him and tell him the truth.

then i realized he doesn't want my advice or my opinion. he didn't want any conflict between us and his girlfriend even though she constantly provoked us. so we just stopped talking for 3 years or so until they finally broke up because she had cheated on him AGAIN and he had had an emotional affair with a girl online which led HER to break up with him. even though she cheated on him several times while he was faithful.

why do i know all this????? because no one has ANY privacy. damn. i don't want to be involved in all this fucking drama, dude.

so after all of that i do not offer any unwanted advice. he texted me when they fought last night but i was asleep and i texted him when i woke up and said "hey sorry i was sleeping are you okay?" and he said he was fine.

my mom told me all of this stuff.

i told him when we started talking again after his last relationship i will not offer any unsolicited advice to him about any girl he dates, i will not give my opinion on anything i see unless it's straight up abuse, and i wont come talk to him about anything mom talks to me about regarding his relationship.

and i do this so we can maintain a baseline relationship. he is still a total dick. we went out for my mom's birthday a couple weeks ago and i made a joke about his girlfriends in high school. he reamed into me about how he never had girlfriends and how he had a single girlfriend he lost his virginity to in 11th grade. when he had a 9th grade girlfriend when i was in 9th grade who had the locker next to me because of our last names. he took it too far talking about his virginity and THEN he blamed it on his girlfriend as to why he mad. because she HATES hearing about him ever having a relationship before her. and he just made me feel so bad about a joke about chicks he dated 12-15 years ago. it was crazy.

so in conclusion i would love to do that but he's not receptive and he will hold it against me
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helIy posted...

Jen0125 posted...

apparently she told my brother if she was "wrong about him" (being a good guy) maybe she was wrong about the abusive dad of her younger kid so my brother thinks if they break up she's just gonna dick hop back to him.

cliche bitch move

it's not a relationship if you try and guilt trip your person into staying with you, that's you just wanting a free fucking ride

i mean it's obvious she's wanted a free ride. my brother has literally no back bone when it comes to the women he's dating.

i guarantee she guilted him into letting her quit her job. she's guilted him into watching her kids and driving them to school. i just feel bad for him.

and i'm not saying this because she's a woman (duh) it's just i know my brother and his relationship history. i know what he's willing to bend over and put up with.
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yes i have a kindle fire and i'm planning on doing what @RCtheWSBC is doing and reading a book a month.

her and i said once in a while we would read the same book and talk about it. so that will be really fun.
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helIy posted...

you know that you can get different hardware for an ar15 right

i don't know anything about guns like that

i saw the picture and laughed and was like noooooooo don't pls
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ernie always sleeps in my bed haha. i had to sleep in the fetal position last night between my boyfriend and my erndog because they were comfy and i didn't want to move them lmao

i could get a nightlight for my bedroom and honestly i may do that. i'm gonna play it by ear and see how it goes. if i get sleep paralysis too much i'll get a nightlight. if i don't then i'm probably okay to sleep alone in the dark. i just haven't done it in 3 years and before we started dating i was getting a lot of sleep paralysis in that time i was single.
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shadowsword87 posted...

You don't think there's anything suspect about what Mead said?

no? i mean if you freeze it it's cooked and it may be easy to heat up in the microwave just with sauce on it.
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why would it be deleted?
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Mead posted...

You can always cook a bunch of pasta ahead of time and freeze it in portions

how do you heat that? do you just microwave it with some water to steam it? or throw it in warm sauce? i feel like that would water it down.
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NeoSioType posted...

I saw real wasabi once...

They were growing it in a cave.

is that true? i don't know anything about wasabi
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rip @RCtheWSBC that sassafrasshole
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i don't think your noodle lord would instantly boil your pot
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the thing is i don't really know anything about her because she's very quiet when she's around our family. so i don't know if i'd believe her over my brother even knowing what i know about how my brother is.
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bruh takes like 8 minutes tops

you need to get some patience for the pasta!
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green dragon posted...

But I know nothing about guns, so...

this is why i was saying i hope it's shopped or then someone said airsoft gun and that would work too lmao
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that'll work too. is it just someone trolling a gun lovers group?
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wwinterj25 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

apparently he got into a charter school but since she has no job she can't afford the tuition. my brother can't afford the tuition either so she said he's ruining her son's life.

Yes we are all supposed to pay for other peoples kids not the parents. On that note where is the kids dad in all of this?

the older kid's dad i guess is a one night stand. not in the picture.

the younger kid's dad allegedly physically abused her so she left him but honestly idk if i believe her anymore.

if she's saying my brother is ruining her older kid's life because he won't pay for his charter school and is sending messages to my mom just saying "your son did something to my child and i'll never forgive him for it" i don't know how trustworthy she is when it turns out it's over a CHARTER SCHOOL TUITION. she made it seem like he beat or molested the kid.

apparently she told my brother if she was "wrong about him" (being a good guy) maybe she was wrong about the abusive dad of her younger kid so my brother thinks if they break up she's just gonna dick hop back to him.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

ITT: Jen doesn't get comedy.

to me it looks like a liability claim waiting to happen and i don't want to handle that shit mang
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gun safety. okay bro. you're shooting at your neighbor's dang house!
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*get home from work*
"don't watch anything scary on tv tonight"
*pulls up netflix*
"oh cool a documentary about the true origins of killer urban legends. *play*"

why am i so stupid
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like wwe wrestlers?

yeah, why not? because the outcomes are pre-determined? it's still a level of athleticism and showmanship most people don't achieve.
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wwinterj25 posted...

Yet troll topics that plague this place go by untouched.

yeah heaven forbid you call someone a dingus when foot fetish guy is making 100 accounts a day
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that's literally the only thing i can think of because i can't think of anything positive she's brought to his life
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man i'm at work wtf is that lmao
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okay so my mom texts me and says what happened with the chick's son.

apparently he got into a charter school but since she has no job she can't afford the tuition. my brother can't afford the tuition either so she said he's ruining her son's life.

....................................................................k
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BlazeAndBlade posted...

So no more BanTheLan or Luigi and fails

what will the mods do if they can't name tease each other now.

Looks like the circle jerk has come to an end. The end of an era.
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I prefer Miracle Whip and you will be hearing from my lawyer.
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You're all cootie queen lint lickers!
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Smarkil posted...

LanHikari10 posted...

I'd just avoid name calling period, even made up names.

That's rich coming from a real sassafrassa.

sassafrasshole
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Jen0125 posted...

does this mean i can't call anyone a dingus anymore

You'll have to start calling them "dangus"

what about dongus
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does this mean i can't call anyone a dingus anymore
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idk they both probably have blame to share. my brother is an emotional hot mess and he's really quick to get upset about things. so i'm sure he's not easy. he's not easy to have as my brother and i don't have to live with him anymore.
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omg his girlfriend sent my mom facebook messages saying my brother did something to her son and she'll never forgive him, that she hopes my mom helps him get help.

he probably spanked the kid or something. she's crazy. i doubt he would even do that either because he always makes a big stink about how our parents spanked us when we were really young.
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