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| Topic | The Last Jedi was potentially good but marred by certain things (SPOILERS) |
| spanky1 12/18/17 12:54:21 PM #40 | SSJGrimReaper posted... Best part was Luke milking alien titties This right here. --- |
| Topic | When I was a young child...I had a huge crush on the latino kid in Sandlot |
| spanky1 12/16/17 12:30:18 AM #14 | CruelBuffalo posted... That dog has some fucking big ass balls No shit, and they kept showing them! --- |
| Topic | When I was a young child...I had a huge crush on the latino kid in Sandlot |
| spanky1 12/15/17 11:28:34 PM #11 | |
| Topic | So I saw The Last Jedi. My thoughts. *spoilers* |
| spanky1 12/15/17 5:38:06 PM #1 | Spoilers for The Last Jedi, don't look if you don't wanna know. As a whole, it's hard to rate the movie right after seeing it one time. I feel like I need to sit on it for a while. I need to see it again or something. The best parts of the movie were Rey and Luke on the island. Basically every moment of that was amazing. And overrall, it was a very good movie. But, I feel like there were no revelations. There was nothing big and shocking. There was no twist. There was no big reveal. There were a lot of things I feel cockblocked on, things that the fan base has been guessing at and theorizing, but the movie was like, "nah, who gives a fuck about that stuff." Snoke's identity. It's like the movie doesn't even care about him. He's basically nothing. It's all Kylo Ren, baby. We don't learn anything new about Snoke at all. No he's not a failed resurrection attempt of Palpatine. No he's not a grand old Sith lord risen from the shadows. He's just some guy. And if there actually is more to him, the movie doesn't care about letting us know. Rey's parents. They're not important. Okay. I guess that's fine. Just a little disappointing, you know? There was so much focus on them in The Force Awakens. The main characters, Rey and Ren. There was a lot of guessing as to how they'd shift on the good/evil line. Will Ren become good? Will Rey become a surprise bad guy? What crazy, wacky shifts will happen? Will they team up? Will something mind blowing happen? Nah. Rey's the good guy, Ren's the bad guy. The explanation of Ren destroying Luke's Jedi school was underwhelming. I was expecting something more shocking. I guess what I'm trying to say is, while the movie was very good, had great action, the characters are great, it was very entertaining, all of that being true...it also wasn't mind-blowing. No revelations. No "Luke, I am your father." Maybe it was my own mistake for thinking there'd be mind-blowing twists in it or something. --- |
| Topic | Fat white girl shakes her melons |
| spanky1 12/15/17 11:15:53 AM #57 | smoke_break posted... Hairy-man posted...A good set of tits is really hard to come by That's actually why I say I'm a boob man when the question comes up. I like both, but good butts are everywhere. It's hard to find an amazing set of boobs, so when you do find them, you gotta jump on that. --- |
| Topic | Would you date a girl with herpes? |
| spanky1 12/14/17 7:16:57 PM #7 | Once you hit your 30s basically all women in the dating pool have the herp. --- |
| Topic | Would you get down with this big blonde BBW? |
| spanky1 12/14/17 4:13:11 PM #51 | I would, because she still has that hourglass figure. A lot of BBW don't. --- |
| Topic | How the hell are you supposed to look at this picture? |
| spanky1 12/13/17 4:41:13 PM #8 | lol at the wierd mutated derp face that the illusion creates. you guys are seeing that too, right? --- |
| Topic | Why is ___ porn popular in Brazil? |
| spanky1 12/13/17 4:39:07 PM #8 | |
| Topic | Also, they are different in terms of using butt-oriented attacks |
| spanky1 12/13/17 4:37:06 PM #48 | I'm pretty sure at this point Ivy has become my all time woman ever, real or fictional. Like if a genie gave me the wish of making a woman form in front of me and I could have her it'd probably be Ivy. I dunno man people say she has a man face and stuff, maybe I just like a bit of testosterone in my woman, but she just does it for me. Dominatrix, tall, thick, big butt and boobs, bob cut, face like she wants to murder me, noblewoman, villain turned good guy, alchemist, she just really hits all the checkmarks in my ideal woman. --- |
| Topic | Is gamefaqs super slow for anyone else right now? |
| spanky1 12/12/17 8:36:24 PM #9 | Hmm, it's working fine on my phone. Actually, my home computer just upgraded to that new Firefox. Which runs great at work. But maybe my home computer doesn't like the new Firefox? Other websites are running fine. Hmm, so weird. --- |
| Topic | Is gamefaqs super slow for anyone else right now? |
| spanky1 12/12/17 8:19:34 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Riddle: Where is the key to the princess' tower? |
| spanky1 12/12/17 10:36:41 AM #89 | fenderbender321 posted... If you guys like riddles, I've got a good one in this topic: XD --- |
| Topic | What was the biggest gaming disappointment in 2017? |
| spanky1 12/11/17 10:57:03 PM #31 | 100% Andromeda, no contest. Biggest gaming disappointment of all time, not just the year. I wrote so many essays on why that game was such a disappointment. --- |
| Topic | Riddle: Where is the key to the princess' tower? |
| spanky1 12/11/17 2:21:11 PM #55 | UnfairRepresent posted... spanky1 posted... ... I'm out. Peace. --- |
| Topic | Riddle: Where is the key to the princess' tower? |
| spanky1 12/11/17 2:16:47 PM #51 | AlCalavicci posted... UnfairRepresent posted...Funkydog posted...Just like most riddles, it is a load of rubbish tbh >.> Actually it's even dumber than that. It'd be like if you took that riddle, but also added "in the distance about a hundred yards away, they see a fire pit with a fire lit and going. Where will they find flame?" UnfairRepresent posted... spanky1 posted...There's nothing to figure out. Because you're specifically giving an answer in the riddle and then saying it's not true later. Like my example above. It's like saying in a riddle that the sky is blue, then asking what color the sky is, then saying "wrong! It's actually some other color because of this riddle stuff!" It's like when a movie with a twist ending straight up lies to you earlier instead of just being well-written and thought out. --- |
| Topic | Riddle: Where is the key to the princess' tower? |
| spanky1 12/11/17 12:40:49 PM #30 | There's nothing to figure out. It's not a riddle. It's a deliberate lie. --- |
| Topic | Riddle: Where is the key to the princess' tower? |
| spanky1 12/11/17 12:24:34 PM #28 | UnfairRepresent posted... spanky1 posted...UnfairRepresent posted...Anteaterking posted...You drew the picture of the key. ... Get out. Close your account. You're cut off. Go wait in the limo. --- |
| Topic | Boobs |
| spanky1 12/11/17 12:22:52 PM #157 | somethingtofear posted... kyujo posted...somethingtofear posted...spanky1 posted...St0rmFury posted... Oh I don't think so, she looks great in all her other pics too. --- |
| Topic | I'm kind of sad because I know The Last Jedi will be spoiled for me. |
| spanky1 12/11/17 12:12:05 PM #7 | |
| Topic | Riddle: Where is the key to the princess' tower? |
| spanky1 12/11/17 12:11:14 PM #17 | UnfairRepresent posted... Anteaterking posted...You drew the picture of the key. can you elaborate on this nonsense --- |
| Topic | Riddle: Where is the key to the princess' tower? |
| spanky1 12/11/17 12:10:02 PM #14 | I have a sneaking suspicion that the answer to this riddle is going to be bullshit and will piss me off. --- |
| Topic | Riddle: Where is the key to the princess' tower? |
| spanky1 12/11/17 12:03:47 PM #5 | |
| Topic | I'm kind of sad because I know The Last Jedi will be spoiled for me. |
| spanky1 12/11/17 12:01:17 PM #1 | It's inevitable. Even moreso because I won't see it for like a week until it comes out because of my dumb friends. It'll happen. It happened for The Force Awakens. Know how? I was just browsing the front page of Reddit, and apparently on the 4chan subreddit, every single topic would have the major spoiler as a tag. So people would go on upvote brigades to get topics to hit the front page. Bam, movie spoiled. It'll happen for the new one too, I'm sure. It's sad but I've already accepted my fate. --- |
| Topic | Imagine unironically not having pepperoni pizza at a lunch buffet but having |
| spanky1 12/08/17 4:54:28 PM #24 | Vide0Gam3Master posted... the company I work for has done this... it's ridiculous God, this too. It's like people just don't realize that pepperoni pizza is the most desirable. They always load up on meatlovers or the works or whatever. --- |
| Topic | Imagine unironically not having pepperoni pizza at a lunch buffet but having |
| spanky1 12/08/17 3:33:07 PM #5 | This is basically Cicis Pizza. The way they do it, is they have all these different pizzas, right? But they have one of each. Meaning they have one pepperoni. But what they're not realizing is that's obviously the most popular pizza, so everyone gobbles it up quick, so it's never there. It pisses me off. --- |
| Topic | Fat white girl shakes her melons |
| spanky1 12/08/17 3:31:55 PM #36 | |
| Topic | Boobs |
| spanky1 12/08/17 12:21:48 PM #137 | stone posted... spanky1 posted...I mean she looks like a real life fictional character of some kind. Snu Snu in the flesh. But the proper OG version, not the super skinny one they have now. --- |
| Topic | Boobs |
| spanky1 12/08/17 11:16:07 AM #135 | I mean she looks like a real life fictional character of some kind. Snu Snu in the flesh. --- |
| Topic | Are you getting SoulCalibur 6? |
| spanky1 12/08/17 11:14:43 AM #52 | ShadowStarEdge posted... Yaridovich posted...No I don't like fighting games that don't give me erections So beautiful. :3 --- |
| Topic | Soul Calibur VI |
| spanky1 12/08/17 11:12:54 AM #54 | I can't fucking wait to see what Ivy looks like. I expect full blown ludicracy turned up to 11. --- |
| Topic | Fat white girl shakes her melons |
| spanky1 12/07/17 4:29:26 PM #31 | Vyrulisse posted... Too saggy. Her tits have betrayed her. They're hanging, not sagging. Two different things. ~_^ Sagging is what happens to ALL boobs, A cups included, as they age. Hanging is what naturally large boobs do at any time, because that's the natural shape of a large human boob. --- |
| Topic | Fat white girl shakes her melons |
| spanky1 12/07/17 2:04:21 PM #22 | |
| Topic | It is sad it took a suicide for it to become mainstream how toxic porn SJWs are |
| spanky1 12/07/17 1:54:30 PM #9 | |
| Topic | $3,000/mo for the rest of your life - but you can never earn more, only save. |
| spanky1 12/07/17 12:18:27 PM #133 | And while we're on that, fun fact: I live in the Woodlands on about 3,200 a month, take home. --- |
| Topic | I've never spooned with anyone before |
| spanky1 12/07/17 11:34:54 AM #19 | It's honestly been some of the best moments of my life, spooning women I have a thing for. I'm one of those weird people that can actually spoon all night, too. I love it. --- |
| Topic | Why would someone get a 4-cylinder muscle car? |
| spanky1 12/07/17 11:31:09 AM #35 | My 70 year old parents bought one. They just wanted a convertible that was pretty and fun and don't care about performance. --- |
| Topic | Big tits workout |
| spanky1 12/07/17 11:29:47 AM #18 | |
| Topic | $3,000/mo for the rest of your life - but you can never earn more, only save. |
| spanky1 12/07/17 11:17:17 AM #131 | Squall28 posted... JustMyOpinion posted...No, it's not. Most of it sucks asides from near Rice University and River Oaks. Sugarland or Katy are better. Katy is not the super rich suburb of Houston. It has a wide range of values, actually, from cheap to pricey. The super rich suburb of Houston would be The Woodlands. --- |
| Topic | $3,000/mo for the rest of your life - but you can never earn more, only save. |
| spanky1 12/06/17 5:01:01 PM #107 | There's no taxes involved, right? I don't see what the big deal is. That's about 50 grand a year. Well above the national average. --- |
| Topic | Boobs |
| spanky1 12/06/17 1:00:21 PM #123 | |
| Topic | Boobs |
| spanky1 12/06/17 11:56:26 AM #117 | |
| Topic | Internet trolls bully parents of suicide victim who took her life over bullying |
| spanky1 12/05/17 2:25:00 PM #26 | Sparksfanboy posted... The Top Crusader posted...spanky1 posted...This is literally the reason LUE was shut down. There's about 150 topics right now. But yeah it's still pretty dead. --- |
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