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Greenfox111 posted...

Gimmw ur recipe tc that looks delicious

It was:

Two whole large eggs
four large egg whites
Splash of whatever type of milk you prefer, I used unsweetened almond
one Aidell's brand apple chicken sausage, but you could use any flavor really
a small head of broccoli diced up
one slice of gouda cheese
Salt and pepper

Then diced potatoes and ketchup on the side.

I diced the sausage and cooked that up a bit then took it out and set it aside. Put some water in the pan and steamed the broccoli. Drained that and set it aside. Whisked up the eggs with the milk and salt and pepper then scrambled them. When they're almost finished you throw in the sausage, broccoli and cheese and finish them. And while you're prepping and cooking all that you fry up your potatoes. I just bought a bag of frozen ones and put salt, pepper and garlic powder on while they were cooking. Ez pz.
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Zikten posted...

and he got a guy killed once.

that guy killed himself though
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i had two yolks and i put some chicken sawseege in there so it was p good

and i put a cheese and a broccoli in it
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yes he always has a seat over there for me. it's very polite.
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i don't want an extra crunch thanks though
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no i'm not. i use a fork.
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mead, these are mixed race eggs. two yolks included.
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they make volume eating so easy



if i used whole eggs this would have 420 calories from eggs instead of 208

>=]
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You don't need to pay for marina docking fees to use a boat launch.
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I said I wish more taxes would go to roads. I'm not reading the rest of your stupid shit. Taxation isn't theft. Taxes go to a lot of beneficial programs. If you don't want to be part of a society buy a house boat and go live in the middle of the ocean. Just because taxes are mismanaged doesn't mean they're bad. People are bad. Politicians are bad.
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KaptainKiro posted...

Foppe posted...

You win, we switch all modern guns to muskets and everybody are allowed to own as many as they want.

there were other guns beyond muskets back then lol guess we could give everyone cannons

A cannon isn't a gun that would be used as a personal weapon.
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C-Raine posted...

Give the anti-gun, anti-white, anti-religion, (but pro Muslim for some reason) pro abortion, pro big government party who want to give the country to foreigners a bit of land to call their own country and they'll vanish naturally within a few generations!

So hard to believe people like you are actually real.
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Yes I would like to have sexual relations with him with his consent.
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i wish more of my taxes would go to bridges and roads because they're SHIT
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My mind is boggling that they're rescinding citizenships of some military members now. It's like a pilot program to see whether or not people will be upset enough when they try to do it en masse.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

SkynyrdRocker posted...

Jen0125 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Did the kid magically appear on the court? Like where the judge sits? Or on the roof? Was David Copperfield the defendant?

What point are you even attempting to make here?

That Mead should've used "in" instead of "on". He's right but the joke was lacking.

Oh, jeez. I didn't even notice the typo because I actually care about what's going on and find it disgusting enough not to make jokes about.

The entire system is a joke.

You also live in a state that allows the police to profile so they can ask for proof of citizenship at checkpoints and that is definitely not funny.

Yeah, no shit it isn't funny. That's why I vote blue.
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BADoglick posted...

To Jen: you know less than 5% of all taxes go towards roads and infrastructure, right? Also, you know that 55000 bridges in the US are considered structurally deficient. So your taxes aren't going to the roads.

so what? it doesn't matter what percentage it is. stop using them.

you can't say less than 5% go to roads in one sentence then say my taxes aren't going to roads in the same paragraph.

bridges aren't roads. don't strawman.
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Yeah the end is when you reset your game.
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BADoglick posted...

Taxation is theft
Fines are extortion

Our income is stolen from us via taxes, in order to pay for police officers to spend their time finding ways to extort revenue from the populace.

Stop paying your taxes and don't use the roads all together then.
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I mean it doesn't really matter if a cop thinks it's serious to go 21 over or not. It's against the law to do it. So if they catch you doing it, you're getting a ticket and the appropriate fine. Their opinion on it doesn't matter..
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Awww what a cute little baby sloth I love it
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SkynyrdRocker posted...

Jen0125 posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Did the kid magically appear on the court? Like where the judge sits? Or on the roof? Was David Copperfield the defendant?

What point are you even attempting to make here?

That Mead should've used "in" instead of "on". He's right but the joke was lacking.

Oh, jeez. I didn't even notice the typo because I actually care about what's going on and find it disgusting enough not to make jokes about.
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Well maybe try not driving like an asshole. That might help you not get tickets.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Did the kid magically appear on the court? Like where the judge sits? Or on the roof? Was David Copperfield the defendant?

What point are you even attempting to make here?
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Don't believe what you read on the internet but believe what I tell you on the internet.
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OhhhJa posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Quit fucking whining.

So hilariously ironic coming from the left... and judging by the tone of your post, I'm sure you were angry and whined a ton when it happened with Obama

I didn't say anything about it. It was a political powerplay that wasn't unexpected. I do think that it's shady and stupid though. Now that it's their turn though they want to be completely hypocritical and not wait for the midterms to pass.

And to be frank, I'm tired of acting like both parties are the same anymore. The republican party is out of control. I don't care if I would have whined if they did it. They're putting children in abandoned warehouses, deporting their parents and keeping them in here to appear in front of a judge without representation because they're children and can't afford attorneys. I'll stay mad, thanks.
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I don't think about McDonald's or Starbucks once a day either
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Lmao this happens literally every time. With Obama's last nominee the Republicans stalled it until the general election was over because they had control of Congress in hopes of a Republican president. And they got one. So now here we are. Quit fucking whining.
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I got a quesorito and some cheesy potatoes.
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I am frustrated.

I didn't do anything fun. I went to group therapy.

I ate Taco Bell for lunch for the second time since I've been home. It was good.
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Mead posted...

https://www.apnews.com/4cb60fc06ca34160bf7445fdc1f47eed

A lot of stuff nowadays makes me roll my eyes, but this just makes me angry and ashamed that this is the US now.

Can't even read the whole article. This entire situation is a mess. Why would they deport the parents and not let them take their children? I really don't understand at all. This whole situation is so needlessly cruel and inhumane.
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KennyTheCrow posted...

Mofuji posted...

Why would a lesbian want to have sex with a very confused man?

Theyre both very confused. Its just not politically correct to call a spade a spade.

Opinion about transgender people aside, why is the lesbian confused?
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I fixed it already! I was trying to use the site that shows on the post but it didn't work :(
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MICHALECOLE posted...

This one time I was driving on a dirt road in the night while it was raining and there was this hitchhiker. I stopped and picked him up, and he said hey Im ziggi, can you drop me off at my house? So I did and he got out and said thank you, but he left his pimp hat in my car. The next day I drove back and knocked on the door and an old fat woman answered. I said I dropped ziggi off here last night and he left his pimp hat in my car, and she said what? Ziggi has been dead for thirty years

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Nightengale posted...

Jen0125 posted...

And he uses proper grammar and capitalization at the very least.

Demonstrably false.

I don't think it is.

Zangulus posted...

Why do people care about alts to begin with?

I'm not sure. This is more a PSA because some people get really upset about Ziggi.

RCtheWSBC posted...

When are people going to make alt accounts impersonating us, Jen? It's the least they can do.

I'm not sure. I think someone made one to post pictures of me once but it got banned really quickly.
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Ziggi usually has a signature as well. And he uses proper grammar and capitalization at the very least.
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This is pretty old.
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Just another troll alt using his gimmick to be an asshole.

Ziggi isn't even mean to me anymore and he called me a dog today to imply I'm ugly and also made an implication that I was hitting on him.

Not that it matters just take it how you will when you're gauging his butthurt you guys want to get. Some of you guys get pretty butthurt by some people.
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Bork Bork, ok ziggi?
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Sounds like karma for all those times you shouted "nerd" at cyclists.

Maybe. I never ree'd at anyone or recorded them while peeling off though so that was a bit excessive but to each their own. Also I did it to pedestrians too.

Mead posted...

Dog paws are fairly tough

My dogs tend to prefer sticking to the sidewalk even on hot days unless theres something in the grass they want to check out

Yeah it's not like I force him on the sidewalk. Some days I try to make him walk in the grass and he doesn't even want to so
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bossjony posted...

Wouldn't u crush that dog by cuddling it it's so tiny u could accidently squish it.

No. I cuddle with Ernie all the time. He loves it.

Kl0wn_Numb3rs posted...

Goddammit >_<

I meant to post in this one:

Lmao that's what I figured

Aculo posted...

ugh, personally they look like shriveled little ugly old men with fur, but hey, whatever gets you off, ok?

Are you turned on by dogs, ziggi?
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bossjony posted...

Ugly dogs

Ugly personality

The_Doge posted...

Wow would cuddle

Aren't they adorable? Shih tzus have great temperaments too. They love cuddling.

Kl0wn_Numb3rs posted...

Shit like this is why I'm glad I live in Cocoa.

Less people, less idiots in general.

Wrong topic?
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I already said it's racist in my first post when you mentioned race.
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you can't compare selling ice cream to forcing someone to have sex with someone.

your comparisons are all going to fall flat because if you force someone to have sex with someone it's rape.

people can be discriminating about who they have sex with in any way humanly possible with their preferences: height, weight, hair color, eye color, skin color, nose shape, genital type, any physical characteristic they want. it doesn't matter. it's a moral gray area because you literally can't make someone have sex with someone they don't want to have sex with or shame that person because if you want to force them to have sex with someone it's rape. you're trying to facilitate a rape. you're the bad guy.
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Greenfox111 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Greenfox111 posted...

Kl0wn_Numb3rs posted...

lolno

Refusing to sleep with anyone for any reason isn't "discrimination".

wouldn't it be discrimination if you refuse to sleep with a black person because you hate black people?

no. you're a racist but no one is entitled to sex for you for any reason.

so discrimination can't exist without entitlement? are people entitled to ice cream? if i refuse to give ice cream to a black person then is that discrimination?

you can't compare sex and ice cream. like at all.

if you force someone to eat strawberry ice cream and they don't like strawberry ice cream and don't want to eat strawberry ice cream it's not rape.
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Greenfox111 posted...

Kl0wn_Numb3rs posted...

lolno

Refusing to sleep with anyone for any reason isn't "discrimination".

wouldn't it be discrimination if you refuse to sleep with a black person because you hate black people?

no. you're a racist but no one is entitled to sex for you for any reason.
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