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i'm not struggling with alcoholism anymore. that's kinda the point of going to treatment.
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Ogurisama posted...

Jen0125 posted...

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Zareth posted...

An 8 hour baby delivery would probably kill most women.

lmao what

bewbs feel like bags of sand

babies grow in a woman's stomach

The technical term is uterus. Being a woman Jen i would have thought you would know that

they grow in the stomach and fall out the butt
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he thinks you're here

https://www.kalahariresorts.com/
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CarefreeDude posted...

my wife had a 39 hour labor

she ded
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... why would i want to live at your house for free? i don't need free housing. i have a job. i also have bills to pay so i can't not have a job for any period in time.
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green dragon posted...

Jen0125 posted...

My issue is that I feel I'm not being compensated properly and I'm being undervalued for the work I'm doing so I'm not eager to go back. A new company may not be better but I'll never know sitting at the desk I have now.

Have you ever spoken with your bosses about that?

i sure have. multiple times. this last rating cycle i made it perfectly clear what i was doing and what i wanted and my manager did not have my back. i'm tired of it.
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my first interview went great!
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Doctor Foxx posted...

dragon504 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Zareth posted...

An 8 hour baby delivery would probably kill most women.

lmao what

bewbs feel like bags of sand

babies grow in a woman's stomach

and then they poo them out in the toilet

Women pee where babies come from

And also they poo from there

if women swallow semen they can still get pregnant because it's all the same tract
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FrndNhbrHdCEman posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Zareth posted...

An 8 hour baby delivery would probably kill most women.

lmao what

bewbs feel like bags of sand

babies grow in a woman's stomach
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Zareth posted...

An 8 hour baby delivery would probably kill most women.

lmao what
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Hi cutie Doge
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Troll_Police_ posted...

by the way jen, I'm sorry i was usually such a shitty person to you. i saw someone struggling and i leaned on them instead of helping and that is not the person i want to be. i understand shit is going pretty well for you right now, and i certainly hope it continues to do so.

That's nice of you. Thanks. I'm just trying to do the best I can right now.
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I don't lately.
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penis
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actually i got really afraid because i had never seen a penis before and i thought my parents were going to find out. i felt really bad because my parents trusted me to not have a child account and i thought i was going to get in a lot of trouble because he emailed that to me. i felt really sick to my stomach because i didn't even know people did things like that.
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mulan is a great movie. i'll make a man out of you is one of disney's best songs imo.
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i did in the late 90s and early 2000s as a child and pre-teen. i'm talking sub 12 years old. i used to pretend i was older because i thought no one would want to talk to a 8-10 year old about anything so i'd say i was 14-16. one time a guy who said he was in his early 20s emailed me a picture of what he said was going to be his face. when i opened the email it was not his face. definitely not his face.
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lmfao i love that video

i'm not gonna wear foundation and do contouring though. i don't want my skin to get all clogged up and shit.
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Mead posted...

Lol this has been my wife over the last couple years

Nobody ever taught her how to use makeup so she has had to learn herself off the internet

pretty much all i can do is follow the directions off the drug store eyeshadow palette that has like 3 colors in it you're supposed to wear at the same time lmao

so i'm gonna buy a bunch of stuff and try some tutorials.

has she gotten pretty good at it? i'm kind of intimidated?

ClarkDuke posted...

Should we expect pics, we need before and afters, ok?

depends if i want ATTENTION OMG
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we're so in sync
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practice being a woman

better late than never i guess
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Zareth posted...

Watch out for splashback.

yeah when you poo it's a killer
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i've been doing this since potty training.
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it didn't really blow up. you just kept posting asking the same question over and over again not accepting that it's literally just called ice cream and that it isn't an unhelpful answer because the distinction between soft serve and ice cream is that one is called soft serve and one is called ice cream.
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i would call it hard ice cream if you're going to do that.

when i worked in an ice cream shop at an amusement park and we served soft serve and regular ice cream we called it hard and soft. so if you absolutely want descriptors to differentiate you could use those.
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Golden Road posted...

keyblader1985 posted...

...But it's just called "ice cream."

>.>

What kind of ice cream -_-

i'm not sure why you keep asking.

ice cream is ice cream. are you asking what flavor? there are different flavors of soft serve just like there are ice cream.

there are variations of ice cream including soft serve, gelato, frozen custard, frozen yogurt, etc.

but in the context you're asking it'd just be regular hard ice cream which is just called ice cream.
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Cacciato posted...

SunWuKung420 posted...

Remember when schmen told the story of how he was spying on his wife having an affair with a woman, this is the same scenario.

Remember when you were going to make millions selling insurance?

oooomg fucking got him
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oh weird so they just paid you a ton of money or something? well at least you get to do all this before your MS gets bad, if it even does with the way medication is nowadays. have fun.
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It's just regular ice cream.
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Troll_Police_ posted...

Jen0125 posted...

No it's nothing like that. The company is already 7 years old.

a 7 year old startup? is it still a startup at that point? you can hardly call it a newly emerging enterprise if its been around that long.

either way, the concept actually sounds pretty smart. I am always a fan of paying for what you use and cutting out the excess, and that seems like their plan.

Yeah I'm not sure. I'm not really hip on the start up stuff to be honest.

7 years is still new for an insurance company. Some of these insurance companies are almost 100 years old.
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I missed how it is you're able to do this. Where'd you get the funding to do all this? Did your wife get a sick high paying job?
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adjl posted...

Jen0125 posted...

Digimon posted...

unlimited pto doesn't sound real

it's probably got some stipulations but a lot of startups have it

Presumably the main stipulation is "you need to actually get your work done," which I think is pretty reasonable. I can't say I've ever really understood having specific rules about time off or what you're allowed to do at work for office jobs like that. Does it really matter if somebody spends half their day snapchatting if they still get all of the day's work done?

I agree. I don't have any problem keeping my queue in line at my job now. In fact I do such a good job that I don't have enough work so I always get asked to help in other people's queues on my team and on other teams in my own demand pool states and other demand pool states just to keep me busy. So if the volume at this job is higher I may actually not dick around on here for half the day while doing four peoples' work.

I hate micromanagement. If I'm hitting all the metrics you want me to hit and I'm helping other people why do you care what I'm doing?

My issue is that I feel I'm not being compensated properly and I'm being undervalued for the work I'm doing so I'm not eager to go back. A new company may not be better but I'll never know sitting at the desk I have now.
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dragon504 posted...

Jen0125 posted...

dragon504 posted...

Is awkwardness/potential awkwardness at your current job another reason?

what do you mean

Oh, because of why you took your leave of absence, unless no one knows why you were gone, then there'd be no awkwardness. Was wondering if people might've been treating you differently at work.

Oh lots of people know why I am out. I don't really care if anyone does. It's not awkward for me. I'm still not back yet. I'm trying to find a new job or place of employment just because through this whole process I found I really don't appreciate the culture at the company I work for and I feel taken advantage of so I'd like to either try the same job elsewhere or try a new job all together.

Troll_Police_ posted...

would you get some equity if you joined up?

this could be your chance to make it big Jen.

No it's nothing like that. The company is already 7 years old.

Anyway, they already emailed me to set up a phone interview so that's happening.
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DrPrimemaster posted...

And it definitely seems like it would benefit them to have you be remote unless its privacy/security related.

they could provide a laptop or have me us a secure VPN if it was that big of a deal but most of the companies just want to micromanage you. it's really annoying.
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Dikitain posted...

Jen0125 posted...

where they charge you by the mile for auto insurance up to 250 miles a day, or i guess 150 miles a day in nj not sure why.

That actually sounds interesting. Now I am curious how they actually enforce that. Do they put a meter in your car? Have you go into a service center for readings? Do an "honor system"?

I would probably consider that, but I tend to avoid "startup" insurance. Family members of mine have been burned in the past when they are trying to make a claim only to find out the insurance company filed for bankruptcy. Granted, they still got the money they were owed, but it took months.

i'm not sure but what cacciato said seems most likely.

it's been around 7 years so it's not super new. but it's new in the scheme of insurance companies. and still pretty new for a company. i'm sure they're still working out the kinks.

DrPrimemaster posted...

I would imagine any startup expects you to give your life to the company and unlimited pto is contingent on your work being done which is never going to happen.

lmao well work is never done for insurance claims so i'd really doubt that. i'd imagine it's more based on attendance and performance in a job like that.
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dragon504 posted...

Is awkwardness/potential awkwardness at your current job another reason?

what do you mean
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Digimon posted...

unlimited pto doesn't sound real

it's probably got some stipulations but a lot of startups have it
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i wish i could find a job that would let me work remotely then i wouldn't need to worry about time off because i'd barely ever take any except for when i want to go on vacation.

but nooooo it's like a fuckin unicorn for some reason even now in 2018 to find a job where you only ever do shit over the phone and on the computer where the company will let you do it from home if it's not a programming job

it's stupid
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where they charge you by the mile for auto insurance up to 250 miles a day, or i guess 150 miles a day in nj not sure why.

idk why i did it but i did.

actually i know why i did it. their benefits package says unlimited pto.
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Blighboy posted...

Jen0125 posted...

The Popo posted...

The Anthem nickname is gonna be a lot tougher on the girl than a full name of Chrysanthemum. Any idea on what the middle name (if any) might be? In 20 years, the kid might be telling people to call her by the middle name if its any better...

Middle name is Amelie with an accent over the A like the French name.

The French name would have an accent over the E though...

look don't ask.

Nightengale posted...

Im weird and think both Chrysanthemum and Anthem are fine, but at the same time, pick one

yes you are weird
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Little Mermaid!
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The Popo posted...

The Anthem nickname is gonna be a lot tougher on the girl than a full name of Chrysanthemum. Any idea on what the middle name (if any) might be? In 20 years, the kid might be telling people to call her by the middle name if its any better...

Middle name is Amelie with an accent over the A like the French name.
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Smarkil posted...

Jen0125 posted...

They named their kid Chrysanthemum.

They're going to call her Anthem.

I guess I just don't get it.

lmao good god they could at least call the kid chrys

Right? But no. Even the shortened name has to be yooneek.
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Court records show Blessing had been contemplating her son's intentions to put her in an assisted living facility for several days prior to the Monday morning shooting. Blessing told deputies her son wanted her to leave because she "had become difficult to live with."

She sure proved everyone wrong there.


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Digimon posted...

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wayside_School_is_Falling_Down

plot, go to number 14

Ahhh I see. That's silly. I should get a small taco tattooed on my ankle.
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Digimon posted...

get a tattoo of a miniscule potato on your ankle

I could do that. I don't have any leg tattoos yet.
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how would you get eggs if not in cartons
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Greenfox111 posted...

My spirit animal is Jen0125

thanks i hate it
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LinkPizza posted...

L-ia

This is not a real name. It's a racist urban legend.
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They named their kid Chrysanthemum.

They're going to call her Anthem.

I guess I just don't get it.
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