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I find this "son" schtick difficult to believe, because the "ok?" shit would have been outlawed a long time ago if so.
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I could not believe the sheer idiocy of the agent when I saw the video...

Zikten posted...

I mean wtf kind of moron does tricks while he has a loaded gun on him?

This.
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May want to refresh the page AFTER finding your GIF... someone may have beaten you to it and we wouldn't want funny ones to get skipped, now would we.

My E3 dream is that Nintendo releases some info on the next main Pokemon and Animal Crossing games.
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myghostisdead posted...

I started while touring a cave. I bet it still lingers there.

I love your post in correspondence to your username. It makes me laugh.

MICHALECOLE posted...

One time I farted in line for the toy story ride at Disneyland (California adventure) in the inside part of the line and everybody in line was like ew wtf somebody just shit their pants and I was all

You monster.

argonautweakend posted...

nope.

Aw, man... Yuck

Doctor Foxx posted...

if you're still plant based that's a whole lot of bean action going on

I am. I've never felt healthier doing intermittent water fasting twice a week and eating vegan dinners. I feel much more self aware of my body, and I have lost weight I didn't even know I had to lose. 32 width pants fall to the floor now if I'm not wearing a belt.
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I sincerely apologize to anyone shopping at that location in the next hour.

Taco Bell and Chipotle in the same day... never again.
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Movie theater extra butter popcorn, never again for me.
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Tuck your chin in all the way to your chest and look up at the kids while you try to scowl, look menacing, and smile. Don't stop. Eye contact with the children is key. If they still approach you or your dog, sing "All Around the Mulberry Bush" softly with your teeth clenched, still smiling.

If that doesn't work, I don't know what to tell you.
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Time to test this one out, son!
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Fuck Mickey Mouse.
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Elementals. I love different elemental designs in video games. Love the graphics, behavior, collectibles, forceful nature, bosses, and weapon attributes they can all contribute to. I feel like they bring a lot of environments alive, too.
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LeetCheet posted...

Supa Sumashu Buruddas fo teh Sewitchu
*Trying too hard to be funny*

Honestly, probably this. It's expected every new Nintendo platform, yet somehow everyone shits their fucking pants over it. They're great games, yeah, I know. Just ssshhhh. Quiet.

Supa Sumashu Buruddas fo teh Sewitchu!!!
Audience: "AAAAHHHHHAAHHHBBBBHBPPTHHPTHHHHH HolyYYDBDBDBDNDNPPTHHPTHHHHH"
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Same thing happened to me. I turned it into a CounterStrike machine. It wasn't a great computer but it ran CS Source pretty great.
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I have heard many racist things come out of the mouths of those least racist of all in my life time. Funny how it works.
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The Bean is cool but a bit overhyped IMO.

Same for the deep dish, although it is fucking amazing. Not the same overhype as the Bean, its delicious.

Portillo's is amazing as well. Killer ribs.

I lived in Chicago for 20 yrs of my life, there is lots to do there. Navy Pier is pretty fun too.
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I have never pulled a no wiper. I want to assume this means a clean wipe.

Even when I usd to hunt and forgot TP I'd use leaves if I had to.

I'd go with Option 2 if it meant no hemmorhoids. I'd not pulling a fucking Randy Marsh if it means dealing with a grapefruit sized hemmorhoid for a month from the hardest shit I've ever taken.
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You posted some great games, TC.

I gotta go with Sunshine. 4th grade me was so happy when I got a Gamecube and Sunshine/Melee.
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Nah. I'd rather play video games, go outside, or watch paint dry. I'm glad others get enjoyment out of it, but I can't stand watching sports.
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I've accumulated such a massive pile of 'wtf did I just click on' in my lifetime that anything even remotely embarrassing would be like trying to find a needle in a VPN haystack.

Guess I'd go for that option.
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helIy posted...

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RedPixel posted...

Not really one to start stuff, but man that guy was annoying af.

Totally. I thought he was a master troll going out of his way to be a disagreeable jerk, but it turns out he just had dumb opinions and no self-awareness. It took him forever to realize he had alienated virtually everybody by continually picking fights left and right.

some people even tried to see his side, to try and be friends with him because they felt so bad about him and wanted to help him

yeah it didn't work

This was me. I tried to be nice to him (at first). Every once in a rare while he would make a smart ass remark that held a shred of truth to it, and then he came out swinging at the one poster who agreed with him and used their opinion to bolster his own fat ego while simultaneously treating his defender like the paper towel he just used to squash a bug.

He was quick to point out the hypocrisy in others, but he was arguably one of the biggest hypocrites on this board.
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NightMareBunny posted...

gamefaqs just isn't a place to talk about personal life struggles and happenings unless you can accept that trolls will mock the death of a loved one and try to irritate you about it

Ive been hanging on the net since dial-up... Pretty familiar with trolls lol thats okay.

InfestedAdam posted...

For the life of me can't recall why they felt I was obligated to share such thing with them.

I feel the same way and it's... understandably annoying, I guess. I understand but I don't.

LinkPizza posted...

I understand how you feel. I have a hard time believing in Heaven myself, even though my family is very religious [...] Its not so much that death scares, but the not existing part that you mentioned. That freaks me out. Like a lot. Whether its me or someone close. So, I do understand that.

Yeah. I cope by just remembering to appreciate every moment and allowing myself to disconnect by playing a video game or something. I think it's dangerous to disconnect completely, but it's a nice bandaid while you allow time to play its role in the healing process. It's sad, but if we did not know what it meant to be sad, we would not understand happiness. Still scares the shit out of me when I'm standing in the ICU thinking thoughts like "well, this will be everybody someday in some fashion."

Just unpleasant thoughts. I find comfort in the fact that he went quickly and painlessly. My heart aches most for my grandmother, but I find comfort in knowing she has 6 kids who are there for her.
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I've watched it like 5 times now and it looks like he pulled the trigger, all right.

Either disoriented from the backflip, drinking, or both, but either way... dude needs to be seriously reprimanded for his lack of gun safety negligence. (Let's start with doing backflips with a gun in your belt, buddy. Shit isn't even holstered.)

It should be engraved into every gun ownr's head not to put the finger anywhere near the trigger unless he/she has intentions to shoot.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

Getting unfat is really easy though.

It really is, people just don't wanna make the effort.
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Lost my granddad yesterday. All 6 of his kids were there, and most of the grandkids who could make it. My mom and dad were both there too. It was a very full ICU room despite protocol.

2 nights ago, he told my grandmother "I don't think something's right. I think I need to go to the hospital." They called an ambulance and off he went. He was a very healthy looking 77 yr old guy for his age with a history of heart problems-- 6 known heart attacks, tougher than nails. He said this time it felt different.

We took turns saying our "hang in there, Granddad, we're here for you"s, and it was the most peaceful passing I'd ever witnessed. He was so doped up on morphine, he wasn't in pain and he was still conscious enough to say he loved everyone individually. (Barely, but he managed.) He muttered it and could barely get anything out other than heavy noise, but the fact he was aware of us surprised me the most... this was an hour before he went.

Long story short... I'll leave out the details about the HR monotor and why it got turned off-- surgery was not an option and he was on the Do Not Recessitate plan, a nurse came in and checked his pulse and said he passed.

Not making this post to commemorate him or expect "sorry for your loss," but man... my poor grandmother. They were married like 55 years. Did everything together. She had my dad when she was like 17 and married at that time too.

He was her best friend. I had seen close death before and wasn't all that visibly choked up, but the hardest part was saying goodbye to my grandmother. It felt like I was looking right through her. She was trying so hard to say she loved us and was so tired from the ordeal. Nurses had to come in for her because she said she felt really light headed and dizzy, and I was hoping it wouldn't end up like some "The Notebook" shit right then and there.

Back to the topic title, death really messes with my head because I can't believe how envious I get of people who can believe in Heaven. I don't want this to get into a religious argument, so please nobody make it one, but all I guess I wanted to kind of ramble about is how much I sometimes wish that my perception is wrong.

I am an extremely level headed person; I accept death, it's natural as much as it sucks; and I'm quite fluent in dark humor and laugh everything off when it's appropriate, but I can't imagine the day if I have to watch my wife die instead of vice versa... as an example.

How relatively easy by comparison it would be to let go (still be sad, of course) and believe your best friend was in a better place instead of non existent. To watch your best friend get laid to rest while you live out the rest of your years.

I'm not afraid of death. I'm afraid of the parts before it and after it.
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I think it's unlikely they'll announce any news about it other than it's coming-- duh-- but it's certainly plausible. Sony's director(?) recently said the PS4 was nearing the end of its lifespan.

I can't see the all digital thing happening for reasons mentioned above.
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Not really one to start stuff, but man that guy was annoying af.
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Sure, what the hell.

Don't click this until after youve already given me a name:
Kind of expecting you to be a smart ass and giving me "Missingno," cause, yknow... Pixels and shit.
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SunWuKung420 posted...

Do you call your wife "Dave" in bed?

Mmm Dave.
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I had an episode of sleep paralysis for the first time in my life the same night I meditated.

Woke up in the middle of the night feeling like a shadow person was gonna yank the sheets off of me or something. My imagination made the experience as terrifying as it was, not necessarily the event itself. I acknowledge that. It was still weird.

I chose the heart pounding option for this poll, it about summed up my experience.
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Chewster posted...

I mean on Windows

Chewster posted...

you gotta click through a bunch of windows

Chewster posted...

select

Chewster posted...

windows

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Michael Cera
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Why is everyone so fixated on other people? Who the fuck cares?!
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Kimbos_Egg posted...

Ben111 posted...

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Ben111 posted...

Knew pokemkn switch was going to be a spinoff. Cant wait for the 3ds sucessor

they flat out said there aren't any 3ds pokemon games coming. its for the switch.

the 3ds is dead anyway, why the hell would you want it on it?

You do know what succesor means right?

They flat out said the switch is the successor.

He is saying the next core Pokemon game. Thought it was pretty easy to understand his original post.
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...Digi-mon, digital monsters~
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How has no one guessed yet that it's probably a Switch port for Fallout? They did it for DOOM.
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wwinterj25 posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

LanHikari10 posted...

Then what would you do with your free time?

Be a mod like you.

Don't worry. I'll make you look like less of a loser with nothing else to do other than play the role of a cop in a dying website that nobody cares about anymore.

Rekt.

That was an amazing Saturday morning laugh... Ohhh man.
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The sprint "button" in console FPS games fucked my left thumb up pretty good 5 years ago.

Jam the control stick up or get killed walking around everywhere, pretty much.
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Not available in my country / 10

Couldn't rate :(


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Is it Mewthree?
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I'm not defending NMB but everyone edging him on is kind of fucked.
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I dont know what kind of stuff he's posted about, but this thread seems dickish.
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The game itself can be quite fun, but getting friendly players who are also decent is rare.

Toxicity is all too abundant.
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Im 25 and Ive never gotten a speeding ticket. And I am not a slow driver.
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I hate Lucky Charms...

Except after smoking a bowl, in which case they are magically delicious...
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Revelation34 posted...

Which one is the Taco Bell shitposter?

Define shitposter... Jen talks about TBell all the time, but she doesnt talk shit about TBell.
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1) Why the fuck has everyone not moved out of New York City yet? Who resets all of the broken buildings in between movies? Auto insurance rates must be like a grand a month.

2) That one ultra dumb mistake a usually smart protagonist makes... and he could have waited another minute or two to act on his impulses and everything would have been dandy. But hey-- gotta have a 2nd half of the movie, right?

Yeah, I saw Infinity War.
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Jen0125 posted...

Yeah I'm on short term disability at work so that's helping me out.

argonautweakend posted...

shes posted before what the issue was. alcohol.

What?
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THEGODDAMNBATMA posted...

The leading state sponsor of terrorism [...]

is the United States.
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Every war is a banker's war.
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Hey guys. Wish I could edit the original title/post. It's not a chronic thing, and I made it seem like that. My bad.

They are little spurts here and there when I get these thoughts.

It is a feeling of wanting to help others on a mass scale more than anything, and I'm trying to figure out how to do it.

Thanks for the input, and I don't think I meet the criteria for a therapist. I think I want to help myself by helping other people.
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I'm extremely happy in my marriage. I have the best wife ever who lets me just be me, she's my best friend, and I can talk to her about anything (including this-- to an extent, in bits and pieces, not all the time, and reasonably so).

I have a stellar job I've worked up to for years. I'm a programmer/system administration, get to do what I want to do since college...

Renting an awesome apartment/townhome while I comfortably pay off my student loans, save money, and pay all my bills.

Plenty of time for video games, studying courses through my job when I want, going outside, playing music, seeing friends, and reading.

To top it off, I've enjoyed pursuing health. I enjoy fasting, meditating, and I've noticed huge differences in my skin. Used to be gluten intolerant for 7 years and after months of water fasting and quitting dairy, I've reset my immune system, I guess...? I'm enjoying bread and sandwiches again with no bloating or stomach aches anymore. I've lost weight I didn't know I had to lose. I went from 150 lbs to 130 lbs at 5'9". I feel healthier than ever. I'm on no medications at all.

Only threw that last part in because a lot of people associate depression with eating/anxiety disorders, which can be true in many cases.

I've got it made.

I have nothing-- NOTHING-- no right to complain. But I feel like we all have a bigger purpose, and yet... I just see wasted potential everywhere and it is seriously depressing. People bitch about the stupidest shit. It's easy to let it slide when you hear a small group, office talk, whatever, but everywhere...

I don't want to live on this planet anymore. We could use technology to make lives so much better. But we don't use our resources efficiently enough. Or it's stifled/suppressed for power and control.
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