Lurker > Firewood18

The only thing McDonald's I've had in the past decade or so was watching The Founder. Very decent movie btw.
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#1 is #1

I really like the second one but the third just felt weak. Even Val and Ben as villains didn't help.
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Stand back.
or
If forced to be in close quarters I will mentally concentrate on turning off my sense of smell.
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It's not sepsis, it's gummy bear juice. They need to drain your infested sack.

Get well soon man
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Happy Father's Day.
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Happy birthday and don't die on us.

They should make an incision and drain that thing if its still swollen after 5 days.
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I saw a sign outside a frame shop that said- We will shoot your wife, frame your brother-in-law and hang both of them.
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Mead posted...

Did you try just washing their cooter? Probably would have solved the problem.

Not everyone keeps a douch kit next to the bed like you, ok?
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I'd rather do a larger monthly payment then put thousands down up front. My reasoning being that if something happens half way through the lease and the car becomes a total loss, I still have money in the bank.

How much more time do you have on the lease? I had offers coming to me from dealers wanting to pay out the rest of my lease 6 months before it ended.
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Dikitain posted...

Depends on the girl. I have been with women who gave horrible bjs so I always told them I didn't like it, but they tasted really good so I would go down on them all the time. Conversely I have also been with women who gave amazing bjs, but smelled so bad I would gag every time my face got near their pussy.

Ideally it would be equal though.

This
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For the Honda it was 10k mi a year for a 3 year lease. It came with a service plan so I never had to pay for an oil change. I had to put some money down up front on the lease because the trade in I had was a shit can.
For the jeep it's the same mileage limit and I'm only getting 2 free synthetic oil changes. But I am getting a wear and tear waver that covers interior/exterior and tires. It will be good to have since my kids will probably make a mess of it. I've only put a few hundred down up front, mostly for the registration fees.
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Yeah the dealer at Jeep is more than happy to take the Honda and sell it on thier lot. It's nearly mint and only has 25k mi.
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I can't even get started lately. Except for helping my kid get by some Lego Star Wars levels, I haven't played a game since the end of April.
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bye bye Accord.
Hello Grand Cherokee.
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As long as it was properly prepared and canned, sure.
If it happens to be someone I knew and liked, even better.
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Id like to be the resident musician. I play a crappy guitar and only know three songs.
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Teens for the unbridled newness of an experience.
Milfs for the experience of making something new every time.
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Have you and your couch been good to each other lately?
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Qualification is subjective to what is considered the norm.

We have no norm now.

Brief graphic nudity for me is referenced in my mind and at the time as the crossing of legs scene in Basic Instinct.
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There's actually more in a closet.
All the Land Before Tim sequels and a bunch of Pokemon crap.

Who the fuck goes to goodwill and picks it up and says let's pop this in the VCR?
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MICHALECOLE posted...

Firewood18 posted...

You didn't read the handbook.

I read it, couldnt understand any of it.

Am i Alec Baldwin?

That's right. You're the president.

As for the movie, one of my observations is the set up of a pully system for the hung and flattened.
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Chiropractors are sadistic physical therapists.

That pop might seem like a nirvanic relief but 9 out of 10 times the problem will become chronic and worse with repeating chiropractor methods.
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You didn't read the handbook.
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They have a very high suicide rate. Their preferred method is self vehicular rodentslaughter.
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Really though, what the fuck am I going to do with 20 VHS tapes sitting on a shelf in my basement?
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Pooh is timeless
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They're mostly Disney movies and some porn.
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Wah I'm religious and am offended. Wah I'm transgender and all shall respect me.

People are stupid and its the news.

There will be no questions at this time.
Opinions only.
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It should make you unblockable.
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Canadian arsonists.
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jramirez23 posted...

Tonight on the 6 o'clock evening news, a young man on acid realized that all matter is merely energy condensed to a slow vibration that we are all one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively. There is no such thing as death, life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves. Here's Tom with the weather.

-Bill

And the beat goes on
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What's with the 2 credit card topics?
Are you surveying for Citi, BoA, Chase, or some nice egg discover bank?

I never pay interest
Everything is in my name
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Everyone fails Sculpture 101 except the 1st ass.
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Topic

Scrap something together
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Butthole Surfers
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Cherry Poppin Daddies?
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Bare Naked Ladies?
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Isn't it great how one random person can fuck up your day and then make you paranoid about losing your job?

Grain of salt, man. Don't let it get to you.
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Apple is just great. Especially if you bought stock in them 10 or more years ago.
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Hollow earth scenarios are also fun to ponder.
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^ was waiting for that. Great tune. King Missile is the shit.
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If it was detachable and discovered at a crime scene, it might be labeled as possible murder weapon.
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Yay I'm the first vote for Black Cauldron. I loved the atmosphere in that movie.
B&tB will win easy though because of its commercial success.
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I've always liked the idea of a Minotaur running around a complex labyrinth for some reason.
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They have no living family that I know of and I think they are just living frugal with money outside a couple of minor vices.
The bags on my porch, a giant duffel bag, backpack and art folder, are mostly clothes and toiletry items as far as I know.
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LinkPizza posted...

So, are they saving up money? And have they thought about maybe seeing if they could get a full time position?

Pretty sure they had enough money saved to get a one room apartment at some point. Like I said, they seem content with the situation so far. The irony is that the job they have is working in a kitchen at a halfway house.
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Now that the weather is nice, they've taken to sleeping in the woods. I see them every couple of days when they switch out some stuff from a bag they keep on my porch. I have let them use the shower a couple of times too.

It's wierd to know someone that is ok with doing this. Apparently they still have a part time job and has a cellphone so they're not completely off the grid.
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