Lurker > Firewood18

Koga! Koga! Koga!

Any good hotel stories yet?
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Opinions only.
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A more interesting end to the story would be if he was sent to a detention camp run by an evil Sigourney Weaver where he had to dig holes in the desert everyday.
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Great for gardens but thier reproductive habits are not to be envied.
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Inately funny and over used comically.
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Better to be a live dog than a dead lion
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Wait, I get it. It's a sexy theater.
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I lease for a few reasons. I don't mind making payments forever to always have a new car. There are too many electronics in modern cars that are destined to fuck up. I'm about to turn in a '15 Accord that is having a lock actuator problem (a $250 fix). I also don't commute and have no problem staying under mileage limits. I also have a 21 year old beater car for quick trips too.

reading your OP, your best bet is too find a reliable used car. If you don't have alot of cash to spare, a bank can finance you what you need. Just keep it simple.
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I've seen most of the movies mentioned but I've never heard of The Ice Pirates. I've been wanting to see They Live for a long time but haven't been able to get my hands on a copy.

Great suggestions. There are so many good cheesy movies out there.
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I think I might have to replay a Dead Space game.
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I'm gonna go with that the hotel was haunted and it did something to his phone.
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Getting struck by lightning.
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Mead posted...

Best day of the week

Yeah weekends don't really matter to the unemployed, except that they get to hang out with thier working friends.
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On and off while at work depending on how busy I am.
Maybe check in late at night sometimes. And hardly ever on my days off.
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He's gotta be some Russian subversive plant to be that over the top.

Anyways, just like the 30 year old evicted moron, now that he's been in the news, some assholes will write him a check.
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Buyer: I'll give you $100 for it

CFD: gosh, well... ok. I don't care
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You're making shit up, aren't you?
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Really only for kids and the elderly.
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Dude, go buy a steak or something.

If its close to your birthday, maybe you could convince people to send you some meat in the mail.
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I remember being ashamed that I had to use a code to see blood while playing Mortal Kombat on my SNES while Genesis owners didn't.
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Person106 posted...

Voted for the first option. If I want a good story I'll read a book.

I do like games that have books in them that give background info and lore. Deus Ex and Skyrim come to mind. The extra layer of story is there if you want it but its not needed to advance through the game.
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Have you scheduled a colonoscopy yet, old man?
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Blaqthourne posted...

Have you seen Mazes and Monsters?

Have not seen this one, probably because it was made for tv. I'll try to check it out.

LOLIAmAnAlt posted...

Streets of Fire

I have seen this but it's been so long I don't remember a damn thing about it.
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I also saw The Wraith for the first time a fewonths ago.

Just wondering if there are any other obscure ones I'm missing.
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A good woman gives good .. all the time, a succubus gives you great .. once or twice and that's it.
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Is this an ad to sell pre-orders for RDR 2?
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keyblader1985 posted...

It's in the house now, dude.

Faith in humanity set back to normal
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My MIL snorts randomly.
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I used a cheat code and got an extra 20 minutes of lunch break.
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When are you going to grow up and take life seriously?
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Did you feel like Darth Vader at all?

I might end up getting one somewhere down the line. My snoring is atrocious.
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I think you're missing some.

That title screen tingling bling note though...
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Paul Reiser
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I don't frighten easily at all. I'm usually the one that seems to sneak up behind people.

The scariest thing today was my son freaking out about a moth in the bathroom. It's hard trying to get a kid over a fear of bugs. Part of me made me want to make him watch The Fly.
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Something Wild
Jeff Daniels, Ray Liotta, and Melanie Griffith.

Lots of nudity and crime - good movie.
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I was at a graduation party last weekend and Robert Redford was there.

Also have met quite a few more. Some of them were: Tom Hanks, Meryl Streep, Dennis Leary, Lisa Kudrow, Tim Robbins and the now deceased dad from Home Alone.
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Haven't had a landline since I moved out on my own in 2000. I've been through 4 non smart phones since then.
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I unplugged all of my consoles at the beginning of May to make room for a house party. I still haven't hooked them back up. I think I might be crazy.
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You probably have mites. Better just shave them off.
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Did it put lipstick on you too?
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There is the snake eyes screw too. The bit is prone to snap though especially when used by a power tool.
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Just a bunch of guys talkin tools..

PotD is wicked today. I'd better close this topic before it gets too explicitly mundane. For prosperity.
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She gave me a free one while she was at work.
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Prescription antibiotics.

A friend of mine ended up with Lymes and giardia after a camping trip. Whatever they gave him took care of both at the same time.
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ToeJam & Earl of course.
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I think a good decking screw with a square head is the best and are the least likely to strip.
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