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Tune into ESPN for the Rockies' one national game this year if you want to see Blackmon and Arenado lead their gang of worthless scrubs

I've never seen him make excuses for it, he just ignores it like ICOYAR if people bring it up

SkynyrdRocker posted...

What the fuck is wrong with you

Do you dare question the advice of a doctor lawyer businessman teacher astronaut?

Good list but you forgot to mention that Mattingly was also on The Simpsons

I don't even remember who goldbman is, but apparently he's on my ignore list.

Ten bucks says they only give Immortality another one-week purg for some reason

Pretty much all he does anymore is shitpost sensationalized "news"

The Cardinals still have the best record of teams in this topic (tied with the Blue Jays). All our teams are mediocre

Since you mentioned a funny baseball name, I was trying to find something about the baseball player Beer but I got a result about Wade Boggs drinking like 50 beers on flights. I've heard that before, but it's still insane to me and I don't know that I believe it. Even the sheer amount of liquid alone seems impossible. Allegedly he had 107 beers in one day. That's like some Andre the Giant shit, but he was 500 pounds so his stories are a little more believable

Oh, not only is he a rookie, but it looks like that was his debut. It would have been pretty cool to see him debut with a perfect game, has that ever happened? Wasn't the closest when Buchholz had a no-hitter in his second start?

More like Goingham

The Rockies losed a series to the Derek Jeter Marlins

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It's totally not Ziggi, guys! Ziggi is an asshole who adds "ok?" to every post. Jonesville (and ClarkDuke) is just an asshole who adds "ok?" to every post. Surprised you can't tell the difference.

Why aren't the responsible gun owners of the NRA allowed to go there and be responsible with their guns?

I can't remember the last time I saw the Rockies have a position player pitch. Well, according to this which I assume is still correct for them, it was 2002:

https://www.sbnation.com/mlb/2017/8/9/16116338/position-players-pitching-history-stats-last-position-player-to-pitch-for-every-team

That's pretty surprising given the Rockies are consistently one of the worst pitching teams in the majors.

Having a position player pitch is one of the coolest things in sports. I guess the emergency goalie is cooler, but other than that there isn't really much else like it. There was that one time Ndamukong Suh attempted an extra point

Can I come too

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WastelandCowboy posted...

I just need to practice more. I hardly bowl. Maybe once a year or every two years.

Join a league. Go to a pro-shop, get a plastic ball, and two resin coverstock balls, one of them pearlized, other dull. Know what type of asymetric cores the latter two balls have, and learn how they would hook (and get them all 15 pounds, since it is the de-facto official weight). Learn the oil patterns, and how to do a stroking-style hook, before you decide if you want to crank or tween the balls instead.

You'll eventually get 600 series on a regular basis.

What the fuck

Going on into absurd detail about your hobbies well beyond the point normal people would care is pretty characteristic of... you know. Despite all the other weird shit ICOYAR posts, it shines through the most when you get him talking about bowling

Clicked this topic to see if the first response would be ICOYAR bragging about being good at bowling. Was not disappointed (or was, depending your perspective)

I never said anything about not eating there. I'll eat Subway (mostly a convenience/price thing), but I can still think it sucks. And I don't know what you're smoking about grocery store cheese, most of it is fine and better than Subway.

Don't think I've been to Blimpie, but I've heard other people say they suck, so you might be right. Subway is definitely at the bottom of what I've had, which is most of the national chains.

No, it doesn't mean that. My original point was that Subway has the worst ingredients of the major chains, and I stand by that. Somebody has to be the worst.

Thinking that Subway has bad cheese does not make somebody a cheese "snob"

Oh it's not that I dislike Swiss or provolone or whatever. It's that Subway's Swiss, provolone, etc. are not very good. Also, try eating some vegetables or drinking actual water once in a while

Subway may have more cheeses, but none of them are very good. They just have bottom tier ingredients in general. The veggies are by far the worst, but the cheeses are all bad too and the only meats that are passable are the BMT ones. Their hot meats like the chicken and meatballs are just awful. Bread isn't terrible I guess, but it's got a weird texture and the other chains still beat it on bread too.

Who'd have thought you could taste the cheeses and meat when they're 80% of the sandwich

lol, that's what I said the last time he brought up that sandwich

Well for starters it has to have a hot dog in it

LinkPizza posted...

I'll always go to Subway...

Aren't you the guy who just gets like triple meat, double cheese, a bunch of sweet sauce and no veggies? That's hardly even a real sandwich

Subway is garbage. Who cares if the subs are bigger, they are shit. You make $80k a year, live with your mom and don't own a car, you don't need to be so frugal. I'd say JJ is better overall value than Subway anyway, the quality makes up for the quantity

Subway isn't good at doing hot subs either. At least Jimmy John's knows not to try

There's an NBA player Alec Burks I think

Cavs lol

Some people on PotD actually thought I was black once

Seeing this topic in a list of other topics starting with "I" makes me hope it doesn't get modded

Wow, look at all the commenters in that video who don't realize the video is making fun of them

Revelation34 posted...

Isn't the first Zelda supposed to be the final game chronologically?

Obviously I meant release chronology and the first Zelda didn't even make my list and the Zelda timeline is fake news

Twilight Princess is only an 8.8 it sucks

Lol, so the same list?

Just in chronological order

Breath of the Wild
A Link Between Worlds
Skyward Sword
The Wind Waker
Oracle of Ages
Oracle of Seasons
Majora's Mask
Ocarina of Time
Link's Awakening
A Link to the Past

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I guess I'd say web browsing. There's pretty much never a time when I don't have a browser window open when my PC is on, but I'm not always looking at it. Sometimes I try to do programming, but I know I need a reference handy.

Spotify is probably running next most often after the browser. I don't really PC game.

I don't know if it's my favorite since the game isn't a "classic" to me, but Snowball Park from SM3DW is a great ice level theme:



Listening to a few others I know, I might have to go with Ice Cap Zone as well. Honorable mentions to Cool Cool Mountain from SM64 and Freezeezy Peak from Banjo-Kazooie.

Zora's Domain from OoT would be high up there if I can count it as an ice level, but that's really a stretch

Man, I think you should just go find a reddit community or something and try to make a fresh start, but if ICOYAR hasn't listened to that advice before in the numerous times I (and others) have told him, I doubt you will either

We definitely do, but fortunately for me, I was never that big on movies or TV to begin with, so I don't worry too much about those. I'm more concerned on missing out from a "cultural awareness" standpoint. I do like games though and even with those alone, there's too much to play and not enough time to play it all.

You know how the LLWS always seems to have a couple 12-year-olds who are like 6 feet and 200 lbs? Where are all the Major Leaguers who were once those kids? Aaron Judge is pretty huge, but he's rare. I guess maybe they just get more into football or, more logically, they don't make the bigs just like most of their other Little League teammates

Okay I was googling Bradley Chubb and apparently his twitter handle is @astronaut

How the fuck did he manage to get that

MNTwins1991 posted...

anyway, I'm a professional sports journalist, and without further adieu, here are my 2018 draft grades:

Vikings: A+
Every other team: F-

Slow down dude, you shouldn't be giving out this hard-hitting insider analysis for free

I saw the Brad Marchand story. I know that some hockey players like to be pests but I don't understand kissing and licking other players, that's just weird. Also that would be sexual assault but I guess you can get away with it in a sports game just like they get away with regular assault

He's a fan of a team that's set up for success because stupid Boston bullshit

I don't know how previous expansion drafts were set up, but they lucked out by Pittsburgh basically having two starting goalies and all teams only being able to protect one

They've continued to exceed expectations so far, so I don't really mind all that. They swept the first round and they're up 4-0 in the first period of their first game of the second round. Once they get eliminated we'll probably stop hearing about it shortly after. Of course, if they win it all, there might be no end to it, but it would be one of the most surprising championship runs in the history of the big four

How awful would it be to have Vegas make it to the Cup and then lose to the fucking Penguins

On only 7 shots too. Something about Vegas man

The Capitals are such a joke