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KILBOTz posted...

read your command media. processes and procedures.

what does this mean, like company policy and stuff? I already did all the training yesterday lol I had to do this online module about sexual harassment with a talking cartoon tram car

fenderbender321 posted...

Grab a telephone and pretend you're doing business deals on the phone. Say things like "Where's the tracking number on that shipment?" and "I'm counting on you to get this done for me". And after you say that, maybe slam the phone down really hard so that people think you're mad and won't bother you for the rest of the day. Then pick the phone back up and say "Hey kiddo, sorry for being a little hard on you earlier. It's just been a stressful day. You take care now."

That'll kill at least 5 minutes.

this is really good thanks, I think I'll have to replace all the nouns with stuff like cytoplasm and microscopes to fit in though
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

mingle and ask anyone else if you can help i guess

maybe I could... its like a biology lab mostly and I'm a compsci person so I really have no idea whats going on generally
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Its my second day here and my supervisor isn't here, and nobody in the office knows when he usually comes in.

I'm supposed to be working on some object tracking project, but they haven't even decided what tools to use so I can't really start on anything smh
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

yeah my mom was rubbing my tummy and i accidentally grazed them

your MOM rubs your tummy?? how do I get in on this
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pics
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they KEEP multiplying if you continue responding to each thread too, and you end up with like 4 or 5. It doesn't bother me too much, but I worry I'm being rude if I let one die out
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we'll play that furry date sim one of these nights ok
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I thought I knew DocileOrangeCup pretty well by this point. But today my universe was turned upside down with just four words:

"I don't wear underwear"

I thought there were laws in place to prevent this sort of thing? My hope is that sharing this with CE might help me cope with the emotional distress inflicted on me today. Anyway, thanks for listening to my story, and may your filthy genitals never come into direct contact with your pants.
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calorie mate
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KamenRiderBlade posted...

Like this one?

believe it was this one:
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/51UetMDDkQL._AC_SY400_.jpg

I feel like the whole screen-only thing is probably inevitable, but it was kinda fun when phone companies were more experimental with their designs
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KamenRiderBlade posted...

@TeaMilk posted...

tbh I miss the feel of physical buttons

Were you a BlackBerry user back in the day?

not literally a blackberry, but I had a cheap little phone with a full qwerty keyboard and it was great for texting :D
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it'd feel empty :'(

but I'd be over it soon
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tbh I miss the feel of physical buttons
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*lowers gun*
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elote en vaso

but the cup is orange
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cmere let me kiss it better
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>50 posts and no ass pics? really?
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(hugs)
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BloodyNate posted...

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slothica posted...

I could rub your face and it'd be the same.

yeah they're both cute tbh

10/10

did you got to any festivities today? or planning to tomorrow?

oh no i didn't sorry ;_; i was really tired from finals and moving out so i ended up sleeping in super late. Did you end up going?
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slothica posted...

I could rub your face and it'd be the same.

yeah they're both cute tbh
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dib153 posted...

Not really a crush per say, but @TeaMilk is the best CEgal imo

omg wow thank you im flattered :'D i'm not sure who you are really though, i'm sorry haha!!
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samus is definitely a lesbian
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Abyssea posted...

didn't she tweet that she was going to run over a bunch of "f*****s" in her new car though? Someone posted it on tumblr and I couldn't believe it.

They're doctored images people spread as some sick joke: www.vox.com/platform/amp/2018/6/14/17461458/millie-bobby-brown-homophobic-meme
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Abyssea posted...

have you guys seen millie bobby browns crazy homophobic tweets? :o I was stunned

I'm guessing this post is bait...? But for those who don't know, I guess there was some awful meme about falsely attributing really homophobic statements to this 14 yr old child actress, resulting in her closing her Twitter. Its a really cruel thing that people did to her, she never actually expressed anything homophobic herself.

also same @ topic title
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whoa congratulations!! I bet you'll do great :D

is nursing school a 4 year program or something? idk anything about the medical field except becoming a doctor takes like 100 years
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anyone rating mine under a 10/10 is wrong smh

@DarkTransient if that's your game, 9.5/10 tbh, if not idk 5/10 or something
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rate my FUCKING signature its a collab by me and @DocileOrangeCup hot off the grill

also:

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wtf why does he want to drink your pee
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the name "smash bros" is SEXY
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dude let him give you free money
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Lost_All_Senses posted...

You're not fat enough for a quinceanera

@TeaMilk your thoughts?

I think you're a good size, but i'm definitely willing to hand-feed you donuts if need be

also, i got you this happy birthday

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I'll be working a real job for the first time! Got a cool internship doing computer vision stuff at a bioinformatics lab.

So I'll be doing that close to full time, and hopefully catching up on video games & art/personal projects :D
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man, you can eat my bug fam ;)
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what kind of meat
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Lord_Shadow posted...

TeaMilk posted...

@DocileOrangeCup can I have your #?

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@DocileOrangeCup can I have your moms #?
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ProfessorKukui posted...

is DOC implying reis has a tiny penis?

its more than an implication, its a decree
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Reiss posted...

I knew you were still 14

you're the weirdo messaging a 14 yo at strange hours of the night

>_>;;;;;;;
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

wow betrayed

im doing this to protect you
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puts mayo in her spaghetti :/ smh
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BloodyNate posted...

ooooh! maybe we could meet up at some point, if only briefly? itd be cool to meet another CEman

i'm kinda nervous about meeting people, but i'd consider it! :D also just so there's no surprises i'm not a guy lol

have you gone to portland pride in the past? how was it?
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BloodyNate posted...

TeaMilk posted...

I kinda want to go to pride this year (never been before) but I don't really have anyone to go with. Would it be weird to go alone? I think it's a pretty big event in my city

what city?

Portland, OR. iirc you live there too, right?
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I kinda want to go to pride this year (never been before) but I don't really have anyone to go with. Would it be weird to go alone? I think it's a pretty big event in my city
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yea but they smell like ass so im always embarassed to eat them in public
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mi goreng is where its at
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