Lurker > TeaMilk

it says bok_chois last visit was a week ago
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real talk hours: what % of your poops are corn?
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were you able to s*** yet? if not, you should try more fiber in your diet
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Slip-N-Slide posted...

He's been online since, so yeah.

"plumber" hijacked his PC and is browsing CE
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post the pms
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imagine how that would make your poor bed feel :(
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VTBM posted...

(pic)

this is great lol do you have it in a readable resolution
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bugels??? chex mix???

also i feel like sweet and savory snacks should be in separate lists, its hard to compare between the two categories
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tell her she's perfect and give her a kiss on the head for me ;_;
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is that your kitten? ;_; my heart's melting...
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

I'd like to report someone being awesome without a permit also there's a lack of sexy mugs in this restaura- I mean UHHHGGGHHGGHHH

O_O

i'm not sure how to interpret this but i have my pepper spray at arms reach now
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yeah society is f***ed up because mario tennis is the only way i can see waluigi in shorts :/
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aww it sounds so sad hehe

i used to have a husky, she wasn't quite this whiny though
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Muffinz0rz posted...

pet that pussy

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Vulgorn posted...

any membership fees?

nah, but if you lose too much weight we nullify your membership

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Omg I'm definitely in

Do you also serve tea with milk in it because I'd like to dip my cob in i- I mean uuuhhhhh

hello, 911??
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

If you serve corn I'm in

i'll import the finest corn money can buy, just for you bb

Vulgorn posted...

what kinda discount we talkin

idk, maybe start with a 15% discount that's increased with regular patronage? you'll have to apply for a membership card first
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i want to run a restaurant where cute fat guys get a discount
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Can you get me a reason to live while you're there

/gives you a big hug
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^your signature is perfect here lmao
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I kinda wanna try going to pride this year, I've never gone before. I think my city has a pretty big event
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haven't had the opportunity, but I'd want to
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roommate snoring
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>_>

nice pic tbh
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OwlRammer posted...

well now it's floor food, should still be fine as long as you follow the 3 hour rule

i think i'll pass but you're welcome to come over and eat it out of my trash can

slimfizzle2 posted...

Ouch.

*runs away crying*

sorry!!! i just think being pregnant sounds horrible lol, i'd adopt maybe

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I see those eggs. How bout makin me a couple over easy?

oh you got it buddy, i even have some chives around

DocileOrangeCup posted...

IT'S GOOD!

:D

you should post a pic of something cool in your room
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slimfizzle2 posted...

Oh god i love you

Can I have your babies

ew no lol
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hehe glad you liked it :3c
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Pics of......

The nearest yellow object

wasnt sure what counted as yellow exactly, so i took a pic of this golden macaron on a yellow bowl on top of a goldenrod mailer thing


slimfizzle2 posted...

Pics of your sexy opened fridge

just got a s***y pic quickly cuz i didnt want my roommate to ask what i was doing lol

top shelf is hers (she like never cooks for herself) and bottom is mine
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Pics of clean floor

oh its not clean by any means lmao, just free of chinese food at least
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Ewww you should just make your own pics in paint 3D tbh that's what I did :D

Also yes

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Looked gf posted...

pics

i cleaned it up before i came on CE to make a topic about it, what do you take me for
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spilling all over the floor

fml lol
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3
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was hoping google images would provide me with a pic of corn with a bandaid, but i forgot corns are also something that grow on your feet :x

would you accept a kiss on the forehead instead
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ill make you soup while corn rubs your back
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what was the deleted post??

also why'd you punch yourself in the forehead lol
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slimfizzle2 posted...

That was the best part

no the best part was the kernel abs (just conceptually, i could never find abs attractive)
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

TeaMilk posted...
i really don't like this

i really REALLY don't like this, but i can't stop looking

https://cdn.drawception.com/images/panels/2017/7-7/rxCyehsZH2-12.png

Ok is that better

aw corn you really know the way to my heart :')

tbh the main thing bothering me was just those bulbous nips
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

https://pre00.deviantart.net/d9ae/th/pre/f/2018/026/d/7/bara_corn_man_by_loulouvz-dc1ailp.png

IT WORKED!

i really don't like this

i really REALLY don't like this, but i can't stop looking
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*harvests your consciousness and injects it into another host*

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DavidWong posted...

An obvious, but favourite type of tea, and why?

probably 90% of all tea i drink is just a mug of normal breakfast blend in the mornings with some milk. I just like it cuz its comforting and warm and I don't drink coffee
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*cradles cornman's cold lifeless husk in my arms"

i was... too late... ;_;
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sunshine was fun

loved cleaning up that goo
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catboy0_0 posted...

Bowser 'naps
Mario faps

bowser f***s
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was disappointed he doesnt eat the rice knife
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chicken bake

also the old smoothies were good but they changed them at some point and they suck now :(
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liking corn tbh, doge is good too but feels forced sometimes. the harmless fun ones are best

also that guy who recorded himself reading CE topics was funny, can't remember who it was tho
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now I'm interested in sports!
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hey
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