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im sleepy.... only 9:30 but im running on 2 hrs sleep
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humblebrag topic
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SpinKirby posted...

use

excuse me?
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Turbam posted...

I don't have one

not TC, but 10/10 tbh
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>pooping
>2018
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what should i use it for? I bought a hearthstone expansion before, but i don't really play that anymore.
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threaten to s*** in his bed if he doesn't give up the toilet
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man it feels good to be the reigning champion
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you can always purchase a scroll of reclassing from the ingame shop for only $19.99
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cat
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omg you are in Portland, aren't you? tbh i wonder if i know her too
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oh wow
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

@TeaMilk

thanks for the call, i'm here.

op, there's a fair amount of girls who like fat guys tbh. i'm sure you're very huggable, and especially if you've got a cute face and decent personality you're probably fine.
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Pillowpantz posted...

@TeaMilk

smh... its just pillows
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10/10 felt like I was really there
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only on the outside
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:0c what about all the cats you've taken care of? i guess you didn't produce them but im sure you had a positive impact on their lives
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Reis posted...

Wow that's not very nice

aw, i'm just kidding get back over here
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Reis posted...

Thanks I love you too

who are you
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/gives everyone a big hug
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Reis posted...

Beat your meat

...at night
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omnisexual
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KamenRiderBlade posted...

If you have a strong understanding of Memory Management, then understanding the Garbage Collection of C# is easy peasy.

good to know i've used some languages with garbage collection too, i'm guessing there's more differences than that though
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Tell you that's my feti- I mean break out the salam- I m-mean p-probably laugh it off

/scribbles on clipboard

interesting
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

Only if you go BWAAAH OHHHH PSSSHHHH and stuff like that and pretend it's like a plane or something

wwyd if ur gf did this during sexytime though
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public indecency? can't have everyone seeing me without a shirt
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use your mouth
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KamenRiderBlade posted...

TeaMilk posted...

its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride

How considerate of you

I'll cuddle with you if you want!

hmm how fat are you? and are you cute? also sorry i missed your earlier post til now, it's a good idea, i'm just worried it might be too late before I can react
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DavidWong posted...

I see @DocileOrangeCup sucking up to every single female poster on this site.

@DocileOrangeCup are these allegations true?

honestly though he just seems like a genuinely nice dude and hes fun to talk to? plus hes cute and big lol

KamenRiderBlade posted...

@TeaMilk , why do you need Salami's?

its just for cornman!!! if he gets hungry on the plane ride

LethalAffinity posted...

How fat do you like em?

still ambulatory, preferably
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one second
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Letron_James posted...

If only they has this for balls.

orichectomy
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i started with c++ but i can definitely see how it would be upsetting lol

i wanna learn c#, maybe i'll try to teach myself this summer
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DarthDemented posted...

Honestly I thought you were gonna say fart...

anyone can fart regardless of their size! :3c

DocileOrangeCup posted...

If you paid for my ticket I'd help you out tbh

tbh its more affordable than i thought lol i'll consider it >_>
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welcome back though seriously :0

i left for like 3-4 years and came back kinda recently. It's alright, some familiar faces, and some new friends

what's your phd in btw?
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i want anti pooping surgery, science when
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i'm finally so close to death i can taste it
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

I stay still in my sleep don't worry

why aren't you cuddling me right now you bastard

CiIantro posted...

Get with a cute twink like me.

i'm not a guy sorry lol, assuming thats what you're going for

LinksLiege posted...

Chain him down first.

why didn't i think of this tbh
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Vegy posted...

Cuddle with someone who doesn't move around much when dey sleep den

yeah, i guess i'll have to pre-screen or something :/
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no excuse not to be at least 6ft.... hit the gym, manlets
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

TeaMilk posted...

nah i'd be torn to shreds lmao

I'll protect you with my TASER and plus you have a potent neurotoxin coating your skin remember

aw thanks ;w; and yeah but it doesn't protect me from KNIFES and GUNS and rude words
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oh man those dumplings look good, let us know how they turn out

you should try shrimp or veggie tempura too if you get the chance, the batter is easy to make
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team rocket is gay lesbian solidarity
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nah i'd be torn to shreds lmao
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Parappa09 posted...

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

What if youre eating and having sex?

as much as i love both, i would never mix the two

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sarah midori perry is so cute
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...He rolls over in his sleep, killing me instantly? There's a good chance he'd be upwards of 3 times as massive as me considering my build, and I'm concerned about the very real possibility of my own death.

On the other hand, is life even worth living if I never get to cuddle a cute fat guy? What should I do CE?
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uhh whats the best korean food, idk much about korean cuisine
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@DocileOrangeCup tbh
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hell yea i want cyberlegs as soon as possible, this wheelchair doesn't do stairs well
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tomatoes fs

i'm fine with pretty much any other traditional topping
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