Lurker > Zeeky_Bomb

Whoa-tani
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I'm deprived and have only rode the train here in Toronto. It's fine, but if one part of the system is delayed, the entire thing just goes to shit.

STLCards1991 posted...

SteamedHams posted...

Wasn't there some Cards player who got in trouble for liking porn posts on twitter

That was Carlos Martinez, and it was so dumb that he got publicly scolded because who was that hurting? Twitter is a 17+ app anyway, it's not his fault that some kids saw some shit they shouldn't have.

This is made 100x better because he was really close to becoming a preacher.
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I live in Midtown, and work in the north end of the city. I'd give a lot to live and work in downtown Toronto.
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Speaking of homers, Ohtani got his first today.
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RCtheWSBC posted...

Damn was I the only one who answered positively >__>

I was in the same boat for 4 of my 5 years in school. Shit went downhill fast.
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CaptainHammer posted...

Do you guys feel attached to your alma maters?

Nah, my alma mater can go burn in hell.
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Glad I could step aside gracefully for this joyous achievement.
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SteamedHams posted...

Here's a hot take: corporations suck

Commie fix'd.
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I stopped checking my score after a while anyways. It is a glorious trainwreck
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RCtheWSBC posted...

I'm at a Loyola Chicago watch bar for the Final Four. I had to explain to Loyola alumnae what a goaltending call was.

Only the nuns at Loyola know about basketball.

STLCards1991 posted...

I guess maybe Hi-dilly-ho Severino?

Bingo.
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Nah, it's nothing obscure, so that's not too far off.
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We need more straight steals of home, IMO.

Anyways, I had to create a team name and photo. Guess the name based off my photo:

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That will never happen though.

If it does, we should just end the game right there.
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holy shit Pillar just stole for the cycle
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you guys can have Aledmys back
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Got to year three, only had one kid (because he ended up providing no labor whatsoever), and had grandpa appear.
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Canadian exchange rate. One American L is worth two Canadian ones.
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Ooh, welcome to Toronto, Randall Grichuk!
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The emergency goalie is the coolest rule simply because it's the only chance to see a somewhat average dude in a major sports league.

Oh, and I should go to the Jays games this weekend, if only to see two baseball ogres smash some dingers.
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SteamedHams posted...

I'd shit myself if Gray won the Cy Young (which he won't)

I want a video of this
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AL West:

1. Astros
2. Angels
3. Athletics
4. Rangers
5. Mariners

AL Central:

1. Indians
2. Twins
3. White Sox
4. Royals
5. Tigers

AL East:

1. Yankees
2. Red Sox - WC1
3. Blue Jays - WC2
4. Rays
5. Orioles

NL West:

1. Dodgers
2. Rockies - WC2
3. Diamondbacks
4. Giants
5. Padres

NL Central:

1. Cubs
2. Cardinals - WC1
3. Brewers
4. Reds
5. Pirates

NL East:

1. Nationals
2. Mets
3. Phillies
4. Braves
5. Marlins

Best record: Astros
Worst record: Marlins

AL MVP: Mike Trout
NL MVP: Kris Bryant

AL Cy Young: Corey Kluber
NL Cy Young: Jon Gray (this will never actually happen)
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DOUCHE RANKINGS

1. North American hockey players
2. White baseball players
3. Soccer players
4. Football players
5. European hockey players
6. Non-white baseball players
7. Basketball players
8. The Subban Family
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Fuck yeah Vlad Guerrero walkoff in Montreal

I know he's popularly referred to as Vlad Jr., but I really wanted to type that.
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Has anybody been paying attention to what's going on with Markelle Fultz's shot? It's so weird. If it ever influenced a case write-up regarding the psychological work done, I would be super interested to read it.

RCtheWSBC posted...

I watched the 60 Minutes segment on Giannis Antetokounmpo last night. Was well done, and recommend to other NBA fans.

@Zeeky_Bomb

I should probably go find it.

STLCards1991 posted...

After a Spring Training in which he collected one hit and struck out 11 times in 19 plate appearances, Tim Tebow has been promoted to AA to start the season. Congratulations Tim.

Jesus the Mets are truly committed to calling him up for September ball.
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Yeah, I'm not expecting Olson to hit at the rate he was in the last half of last season, but if he gets at least 30 I'll be happy. And I've jumped on the Young Braves hype train, hence Gohara as well.
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Yeah, 12 team head-to-head.
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peep my terrible fantasy baseball team



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CaptainHammer posted...

They signed him. That's very different though, he's still sort of young and a lot of teams were interested because he looked good apparently

Oh, agreed. It's a re-tread in name only.
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I assumed last year was the end for him. Didn't the Rangers also give Lincecum a try out?
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CaptainHammer posted...

Just wanna say I think Slurpee may have the worst bracket I've ever seen

Hey, it takes effort to be this bad!
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CaptainHammer posted...

I just learned a disturbing truth: if you look at those Snapchat knockoff stories on Facebook, the creator will see that you did. So if you're stalking someone and they have a story up, think carefully about your next move.

You could already do this on Snapchat and Instagram with stories.

In other news, they said my car is gonna cost $3000 which is $1000 more than I paid for the actual vehicle just to replace some parts. What the hell is happening to this country

Edit: and before you give advice I'm not paying no damn $3000 to fix that car, I'd sell it to a junk yard for 300 first

Frame damage is always an expensive nightmare to fix, and it's never truly right afterwards. I'm with you, junk the old thing.
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STLCards1991 posted...

chewy is the only one of us to chews a champion that even made the Sweet 16

You could say he chews wisely.
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CaptainHammer posted...

At one point we were all doing alright. Now our group has gotten pretty bad. Oh well

Except me, obviously.
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On a Magary note, I bought his first book, The Postmortal. The plot itself sounds super interesting.
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The third best QB might have dropped to their lap at 6th! Unless they really think the Broncos are gonna take Baker Mayfield...

...or Josh Allen, but he's not even the 4th best QB.
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TyVulpine posted...

Little caesars may be looking for a new marketing manager ASAP....
https://mobile.twitter.com/littlecaesars/status/974767358584737793

Meh, they have $450m in Detroit tax money, they'll be fine.
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lmao Virginia had held 34 straight teams to less than 70 points... whoops!
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Can we ban UVA from the tourney for once and for all?
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CaptainHammer posted...

Lol slurpee had Wichita State winning it all

I'm glad this isn't a paid bracket.
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I picked them because Miami is kind of butt
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CaptainHammer posted...

Would you date someone who had the same name as your sister? How about your mom? I think I could maybe handle a mom's name if she went by Ellie instead of Ellen but I don't know if I'd risk it.

I ask because I've seen it a couple times with women marrying or loving men with their brother's name and it seems completely impossible to me to go the other way

Can't speak to sister, but it would take a lot to date somebody with my mom's name, only because my dad and I have the same name.
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SteamedHams posted...

Lol reading a bunch of comments from people who think Keenum is better than Cousins, and on the other side angry Broncos fans saying Chad Kelly is going to take over the starting job from Keenum a few weeks into the season. Sports fans can be so dumb

The only thing that Chad Kelly could take over is a liquor cabinet.

FrozenBananas posted...

Would it be bandwagoning if I decided to buy a Jimmy G 49ers jersey? The colors are absolutely gorgeous, that big 10 in the middle is a beautiful number, maybe the best looking jersey in the nfl imo. I'd wear it proudly

Yes.

Get a Miami Heat Miami Vice jersey instead. Those are amazing.
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It's a movie made for white nerds who believe they're unfairly targeted by society.
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SteamedHams posted...

Also how drunk were you when you made this topic?

surprisingly not drunk
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wwinterj25 posted...

Not that I know of but now I kinda want to do it.

You should. And you should convince six other people to do it with you.

SteamedHams posted...

Like they tattooed entire dragon balls on their balls, or would they use the shape of their balls as part of the dragon balls?

Use the shape of their balls!
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https://deadspin.com/minnesota-high-school-hockey-hair-remains-undefeated-1823688588

Socky walks in the shadows of giants
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oh yes
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send tweet
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I might.

Anyways, last point on Doug Ford:
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2018/03/ontario-pcs-elect-drug-dealer-replace-sex-criminal/
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How much do you think it would piss everyone off if I went completely chalk in my office pool? That's the best way to lose all friends, right?
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