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Women fall into one of two categories for me. Women who are hot enough that I would let them poop on me and those who are not hot enough to be able to poop on me. She is most definitely the latter. She's not even attractive enough that I would allow her to poop with the door open and she damned well better be farting outside.

That scene in The War Zone where she asks her dad why they always have to do it in the butt.

I just cut myself on this topic...

My sister and I got along really, really well. We fought when we were little but around the age of 13 things totally changed. She just couldn't get enough of me. Some people thought we spent too much time together.

LinkPizza posted...

Cacciato posted...

Conner4REAL posted...

HOWEVER - if you use an equal weight male and equal weight female they will be the same.

That's absolutely not true.

I agree with Cacciato.

Indeed. Women naturally have a higher fat percentage than men so even at equal height and weight the male will have more muscle and be stronger. If you're comparing two people who are in compareable shape. Men can also safely maintain a significantly lower body fat percentage without negative health effects than women.

Don't try to stretch too quickly. Take more time to adjust to the new, larger plug and try to keep size increases to .5 inches in circumference or under. This will help you to avoid developing hemorrhoids and keep you from developing control issues.

I mostly lurk, but isn't golden road a well known dipshit, troll account? Why are you all letting him play you so hard?

Jen0125 posted...

LinkPizza posted...

L-ia

This is not a real name. It's a racist urban legend.

While that story isn't actually true I don't think anyone, even those of African American descent would be at all surprised if it were.

It's so hard to know what to believe anymore. So many unsubstantiated claims from secret sources on so many subjects. Is it just more people trying to smear shit? Or is it genuine? It pisses me off that we just don't know anymore. Even when they tell the truth we can't be sure they're telling us the whole truth and nothing but the truth. They often twist it to suit the narrative they're trying to portray.

Veedrock- posted...

I thought this was one of the most well known trivia facts in gaming but people in here are acting all enlightened.

Aww. Look at you. Acting all superior about knowing some stupid, useless shit that a few other people didn't. I hope you didn't strain yourself with that pat on the back.

Jen0125 posted...

I do not have a wiener

If you could give your little man in the boat a tongue bath would you lap up your own juices?

SunWuKung420 posted...

I never see McDonald's ads but it's probably terrible.

Krazy_Kirby posted...

mcdonalds is crap. most people eat their because of the price.... it's only that price because it's crap

There always has to be a couple of chodes like this in these topics.

Revelation34 posted...

TentacleDemon posted...

Revelation34 posted...

Blocking people for something like that helps nobody.

But it does.cover the website's ass legally by making sure nobody here can push them and goad them into doing it. They also don't just block them. They provide information for the information to get some help if they are serious about it. This isn't the sort of place for that kind of discussion anyway. It doesn't belong here.

So then we should block all discussions about anything other than news articles?

Ah. I see. You're one of those people.

Revelation34 posted...

Blocking people for something like that helps nobody.

But it does.cover the website's ass legally by making sure nobody here can push them and goad them into doing it. They also don't just block them. They provide information for the information to get some help if they are serious about it. This isn't the sort of place for that kind of discussion anyway. It doesn't belong here.

I'm not sure. I always ingest them immediately after copulation. They do moan and squirm and often scream during the process. But the choking and gagging makes it hard for them to actually speak. I suppose I could ask her before swallowing her whole the next time a maiden is delivered to my cave.

But a big turd is going to plug up that drain if you just start mashing it down in there. You have to break it up into smaller pieces to get it to go down. You're just saying these things in an attempt to be shocking and have no actual experience with it. If you did, you'd know the other poster is right.