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Topic	Pineapple belongs on pizza. It's pork products and beef products that don't
eggcorn 12/04/18 2:59:58 PM #20	damnit bobbaaaay --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	I'm imagining The_Admiral literally just counting the days until his purg ends
eggcorn 12/04/18 2:53:25 PM #7	SomeLikeItHoth posted... I'm imagining you counting down the days until his purg ends so you can be offended over nothing again. rekt. I haven't even thought about admiral since he stopped posting, not sure why he made such a big impact on some users. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	10 million or the power to montage things?
eggcorn 12/04/18 2:52:07 PM #2	money --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	my dad says my Fallout 76 tattoo looks like a white power symbol
eggcorn 12/04/18 2:49:21 PM #21	DrizztLink posted... eggcorn posted... Paragon21XX posted... Are you capable of ever making a topic that is not a repost of something on Reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/fo4/comments/86yljt/now_there_will_always_be_a_settlement_that_needs/ Oh lookie here we got a real certified dee-tective over here. Wow! No, it's all TC does. Not sure he's capable of independent thought. smdh --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	my dad says my Fallout 76 tattoo looks like a white power symbol
eggcorn 12/04/18 2:29:40 PM #9	Paragon21XX posted... Are you capable of ever making a topic that is not a repost of something on Reddit? https://www.reddit.com/r/fo4/comments/86yljt/now_there_will_always_be_a_settlement_that_needs/ Oh lookie here we got a real certified dee-tective over here. Wow! --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Did anyone else buy the $18 blue Power Armor skin in Fallout 76?
eggcorn 12/04/18 2:26:43 PM #12	Holy_Pumpkin posted... Tsukasa1891 posted... RaulJenkins posted... Chicken posted... Joke topic. You get showered in Atoms just by doing the most basic shit that only a fool would actually pay money for them. I'm a big boy with big dreams So this is your way of compensating for a small penis. Interesting interaction here, where TC is intentionally being degenerate for humor and yet someone decides to land a low blow regardless. Did it make you feel good Tsukasa1891? :) Tsukasa bought the blue power armor skin --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	The CRISPR baby scandal gets worse by the day
eggcorn 12/04/18 2:19:50 PM #8	DevsBro posted... Hes data Man you could totally troll everyone in the world by talking about this guy. not gonna lie even though I knew his name seeing that kept fucking me up I was like who proofread this shit. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	The CRISPR baby scandal gets worse by the day
eggcorn 12/04/18 2:06:50 PM #1	The alleged creation of the world's first gene-edited infants was full of technical errors and ethical blunders. https://www.theatlantic.com/science/archive/2018/12/15-worrying-things-about-crispr-babies-scandal/577234/ --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Bethesda now making canvas bags
eggcorn 12/03/18 10:16:16 PM #17	It should be on them to send them out to everybody who ordered them, not "submit a ticket" I imagine half the people who got ripped off will even know about this. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	my coworker says that beer is soda, how do i tell him he's the most wrong
eggcorn 12/03/18 10:13:36 PM #15	He's right enjoy your pop. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Do you agree with this guy?
eggcorn 12/03/18 10:06:41 PM #6	I'm not going to watch it but REMercsChamp posted... - Work is bullshit, you spend 25% or more of your life doing something you don't want to do - Should be able to have fun and spend 100% of your time doing things you enjoy If you aren't a complete waste of space you can do the second one instead of the first. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Rumor: Spider-Man Far From Home trailer coming this week
eggcorn 12/03/18 10:03:48 PM #15	The_Scarecrow posted... Aquaman has Marvel SHOOK lol I don't think so Tim. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Is True Detective S2 worth watching?
eggcorn 12/03/18 9:59:53 PM #25	--- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	What's a good adblock for mobile?
eggcorn 12/03/18 7:43:21 PM #10	voldothegr8 posted... Firefox + uBlock Origin or Brave Browser --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	I'm looking for a movie about a mom and daughter who perform incest
eggcorn 12/03/18 2:08:46 PM #9	Urien posted... I watched half of it when I was a kid and I just wanted to see how the movie ends. Every porno I've ever seen. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	be honest, have you ever gone through your girlfriends phone?
eggcorn 12/03/18 2:04:55 PM #7	No and I feel no need to especially since she asks me to text her friends or mess with pandora etc.while she's driving. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Found a cam girl who looks just like Jennifer Lawrence but with massive tits.
eggcorn 12/03/18 1:59:41 PM #21	_Rinku_ posted... im not 13 posted... _Rinku_ posted... I know not to wake someone who needs to sleep just because my dick is hard. Why do you assume it's just a male thing to do? Your partner is there to satisfy you sexually. There is nothing wrong with wanting sex and trying to get it _Rinku_ posted... And it'd be rude and immature if she woke you up for that like TC woke his wife. Not complicated, dude. eggcorn posted... And somehow you know that TCs wife wasn't into that before? People are different. TC literally said it was a no-go. Yeah this time. Next. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Found a cam girl who looks just like Jennifer Lawrence but with massive tits.
eggcorn 12/03/18 1:54:30 PM #19	_Rinku_ posted... eggcorn posted... _Rinku_ posted... eggcorn posted... People are different. _Rinku_ posted... If you're waking your wife up for sex at 2 in the morning, you need to learn some self-control. My girlfriend begs me to do this and it's not something I like to do. People are different. And it'd be rude and immature if she woke you up for that like TC woke his wife. Not complicated, dude. And somehow you know that TCs wife wasn't into that before? People are different. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	We can speak telepathically (not a joke)
eggcorn 12/03/18 1:53:22 PM #17	JlM posted... This sounds a lot like a similar experience I had. When I was around 2 I heard someone ask me where my butthole was. I responded saying I don't know. The voice said I know where it is, she's at the Burger King at the corner. I said where and it responded with a wall shaking fart. I went to look for it but I forgot what the sidewalk was. The thing I never gave a fuck about was that the 1993 Seattle Supersonics which the NBA had. This was in a small village in Bhutan where I was born. When I was 33 and a half I was doing my own hair, 2 years into my poatato and gravy addiction but unphased by the addiction because I have always loved meatloaf and peaches pie and I knew and know for a fact that onion was not going to be the rest of my dinner. Anyway, so this is the fifteenth time I heard the song "Friday" by Rebecca Black. This time it was pretty nonchalant. I actually was super erect at the time and I went to the yarn shop to "unwind" my sweater. After I finished I realized that I was meowing to several different chihuahuas this time and I was like oh cool, whatever. I was thirsty. The quietest time was 300 years later when I was Kobe Bryant. I was at a confusing point and I had confessed to my local WalMart greeter at this point about my power tool use so she was trying to nibble me because she didnt know what else to do(we are donut makers). So I was standing in my Jeep Wrangler at this point and the Yahtzee Club started back up. I was so hungry that I thought to myself, oh wow, this isnt the first time I noticed the Arby's - THIS PARAGRAPH BEGINS HERE(note-Bob Barker is trying to stop me from eating(pooping) this in a way you can ride it as it comes out of my butt- but I will go on as bloody I can) and realized they take Google Pay. So I started asking them bitchy questions just to see what the Prince of Ethiopia would say. Anyway, I walk onto the moon and literally every gopher has their paws on me. Like WTF I wrote that out so I dont sound like a parakeet because im not and they made me lose my Legos for doing that. Anyway as I got middle of my pudding they sniffed me soI dont tell it like it is for short people. Right now literally (and by literally I mean that includes the surrounding planets too not just one moon isolated)the whole solar system is in my cereal. Puppies act like they "lick" me and I'm a wiggly person, like really what is there to dip my nuts in? /topic tl;dr (poof) - this one guy ( and mind you Steve Martin's been going at it nonstop for the past almost 4000 years now) I was running to Foot Locker ,and iguanas were just barfing nonstop I swear I was being so belligerent and smarmy,, and then I start fingering myself and im like slowly probing to the top Top TOP AND i yello out of my shirt sleeve and i start whispering BOING BOING BOING Im in my refrigerator and I live in infamy so I carthweel still wanking around the mailbox to the sky and as im rolling by some frog on a unicycle, he says, "He Come Dat Boi" lol --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Found a cam girl who looks just like Jennifer Lawrence but with massive tits.
eggcorn 12/03/18 1:50:13 PM #16	_Rinku_ posted... eggcorn posted... People are different. _Rinku_ posted... If you're waking your wife up for sex at 2 in the morning, you need to learn some self-control. My girlfriend begs me to do this and it's not something I like to do. People are different. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	My dick dipped into the work toilet today
eggcorn 12/03/18 1:48:25 PM #41	SSJ2GrimReaper posted... TC's dinker donger will looks like a bloodbourne boss by the end of the week ahahaha --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Found a cam girl who looks just like Jennifer Lawrence but with massive tits.
eggcorn 12/03/18 1:46:27 PM #12	_Rinku_ posted... If you're waking your wife up for sex at 2 in the morning, you need to learn some self-control. People are different. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	It's astounding how unaware people are.
eggcorn 12/03/18 12:21:17 PM #7	Why are you assuming everyone else is "normal" and you are the only one with any sort of disability? --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	We can speak telepathically (not a joke)
eggcorn 12/03/18 12:17:53 PM #4	That's weird I was about to post my own experience, you see it all started when I was around 7 I heard someone ask me where my sister was. I responded saying I don't know. The voice said I know where she is, she's at the apartments at the corner. I said where and it responded with an apartment number. I went to look for her but I forgot what the number was. The thing i never gave a about was that the number was either a 3 or 4 digit # which those apartments had. This was in Los Angeles where I was born. When I was 20 I was doing my own thing, 2 years into my meth and heroin addiction but unphased by the addiction because I have always loved life and people and I knew and know for a fact that that was not going to be the rest of my life. Anyway, so this is the second time I heard the voices. Thise time it was pretty nonchalant. I actually was super happy at the time and I went to the bathroom to "unwind" myself. After I finished I realized that I was talking to several different voices this time and I was like oh cool, whatever. I was unintrigued. The third time was 2 years later when I was 22. I was at a low point and I had confessed to my mom at this point about my drug use so she was trying to isolate me because she didnt know what else to do(we are devout christians). So I was alone in my room at this point and the voices started back up. I was so bored that I thought to myself, oh wow, this isnt the first time I noticed the voices - THIS PARAGRAPH ENDS HERE(note-they are trying to stop me from posting(typing) this in a way you can read it as it comes out of my mind - but I will go on as best I can) and realized they talk back. So I started asking them little questions just to see what the specific voice would say. Anyway, I walk outside and literally every person has their attention on me. Like double you tea ef I wrote that out so I dont sound like a jerk because im not and they made me lose my train of thought for doing that. Anyway as I got closer to the end of my story they interrupted ao I dont tell it like it is for yiu people. Right now literally (and by literally I mean that includes the surrounding areas too not just one town isolated)the whole town is in my head. People act like they "know" me and I'm a religious person Christian, like really what is there to know? /rant tl;dr (proof) - this one time ( and mind you theyve been going at it nonstop for the past almost 4 years now) I was trting to shower ,and they were just going nonstop I swear I was being so nice and patient, and then I start drying myself and im like slowly starting to the stop Stop STOP AND i bust out of my moms apartment and i start yelling STFU STFU STFU. Im in my boxers and I live in downtown so I walk still fuming around the alley to the main sidewalk back to my apartment and as im walking by some dude on a bike, he says, "i kinda felt bad for that one" --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Wait, Tomboy is now offensive?
eggcorn 12/03/18 12:14:39 PM #14	The first organized women's soccer league in the United States was the Craig Club Girls Soccer League, which consisted of four teams in St. Louis, Missouri, playing 15-game seasons in 1950 and 1951.[6][7] Women's soccer in the United States started to gain popularity in the beginning of the 20th century, much later than it appeared in Europe, which had women's leagues in the 1930s. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Electric scooters are now disrupting wrists, elbows and heads
eggcorn 12/03/18 1:25:12 AM #15	Damn_Underscore posted... grip it and rip it --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Electric scooters are now disrupting wrists, elbows and heads
eggcorn 12/03/18 12:47:33 AM #12	Guys this topic is about scoots not uber --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Should I call in sick on friday so I can attend my partners kigurumi party?
eggcorn 12/02/18 11:13:56 PM #9	seems odd but kind of cozy. Might as well call in sick. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	I have a date planned <_<.
eggcorn 12/02/18 11:11:41 PM #21	Nice dude have fun and don't be nervous. You're cool as hell. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Drink driving vs drunk driving
eggcorn 12/02/18 11:09:42 PM #11	0AbsoluteZero0 posted... marked --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Electric scooters are now disrupting wrists, elbows and heads
eggcorn 12/02/18 11:07:43 PM #9	Damn_Underscore posted... The bus is awful. And the subway doesn't go everywhere, and you may have to make several transfers which takes a lot of time. You can't blame Uber for being convenient. I'm just sharing facts, I don't use any of those except bike in occasion. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Electric scooters are now disrupting wrists, elbows and heads
eggcorn 12/02/18 11:03:27 PM #6	lilORANG posted... How is uber causing more congestion than if people just drive themselves places? Damn_Underscore posted... eggcorn posted... Uber, devised to provide rides at the "touch of a button," is said to exacerbate traffic problems and clog city streets. lol how much did the taxi company give them to write this --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Electric scooters are now disrupting wrists, elbows and heads
eggcorn 12/02/18 10:55:40 PM #1	Silicon Valley is known for "disruption" -- the idea of changing a service or product with technology to make it better. But, over the past few years, many of these innovations have produced unintended consequences. Facebook, originally conceived to "connect" people, is being blamed for undermining political elections around the world. Uber, devised to provide rides at the "touch of a button," is said to exacerbate traffic problems and clog city streets. Now electric scooters -- first seen as a fun way to solve the last-mile puzzle -- are leading to deadly situations. https://www.cnet.com/news/electric-scooters-by-bird-and-lime-are-causing-injuries-and-accidents/ --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Is True Detective S2 worth watching?
eggcorn 12/02/18 10:49:57 PM #17	CruelBuffalo posted... I love Rachel McAdams Good point. I guess it's worth checking out especially since you already have low expectations. I went in thinking it would be as good as season 1. EffectAndCause posted... Does someone have a link to that thread where people made up nonsense deep Vince Vaughn lines that totally couldve been in the show? Ah shit those memes were the best thing to come out of it. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Is True Detective S2 worth watching?
eggcorn 12/02/18 10:31:56 PM #11	It's pretty bad unless you want to see vince vaughn be vince vaughn. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Eating Hershey's chocolate is a great way to trigger America haters
eggcorn 12/02/18 10:27:43 PM #8	A_Good_Boy posted... Damn_Underscore posted... and British people they claim it tastes like vomit so they literally shake when they see u eating some XD https://i.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/311/937/75f.png that never gets old just kidding it did a long time ago. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Eating Hershey's chocolate is a great way to trigger America haters
eggcorn 12/02/18 10:22:07 PM #5	prince_leo posted... it's literally made with butyric acid though, like it's not even debatable cool https://draxe.com/butyric-acid/ --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Eating Hershey's chocolate is a great way to trigger America haters
eggcorn 12/02/18 10:20:24 PM #3	fuck yeah --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	What are your honest thoughts on men under da height of 5'10''
eggcorn 12/02/18 10:19:48 PM #18	Noirespanties posted... lol --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	A actual cannabis commerical:
eggcorn 12/02/18 9:51:41 PM #2	That was weird. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	I left a cup of v8 juice mixed with beer out overnight. Safe to drink?
eggcorn 12/02/18 8:28:34 PM #14	SaithSayer posted... That's a fucked up combo. bro.... --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	I left a cup of v8 juice mixed with beer out overnight. Safe to drink?
eggcorn 12/02/18 7:33:38 PM #6	I'll drink it if you don't. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Does the warned general help maintain the quality of this board?
eggcorn 12/02/18 5:10:24 PM #4	Does the threat of being named and shamed reduce the amount of badposting? No but it gives some of the worst posters on here a place to congregate and circle jerk, so in that sense it has value. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	If you could get rid of one of these species forever.
eggcorn 12/02/18 5:05:31 PM #15	Vicious_Dios posted... hippos. but why? --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Which one of you is this?
eggcorn 12/02/18 4:59:20 PM #4	MabusIncarnate posted... RedWhiteBlue posted... `Not found` --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Twitch Prime December: Smoke & Sacrifice, Poi, Hacknet, SNK classics.
eggcorn 12/02/18 4:50:56 PM #4	nice thanks TP! --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Millennials should not be allowed to name children.
eggcorn 12/02/18 2:49:04 PM #40	MrK3V posted... Well Okayden topic should have been closed and stickied after post 2. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	#AllNecksMatter
eggcorn 12/02/18 2:43:47 PM #7	That's great. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Need an outsider's perspective (relationship)
eggcorn 12/02/18 2:22:12 PM #9	Yeah you can find someone else where the situation isn't so ridiculous. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
Topic	Razor blades found attached to children's slide.
eggcorn 12/02/18 2:18:15 PM #5	Jesus christ what a world. --- Warning: This post may contain triggering or distressing content.
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