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TopicStudio Ghibli is overrated trash.
eggcorn
12/08/18 1:14:27 AM
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CiIantro posted...
faart

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Topicabcde
eggcorn
12/08/18 1:13:39 AM
#3
2WTA7Ei
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TopicPost your favorites from r/TrumpNicknames
eggcorn
12/08/18 1:07:58 AM
#11
Darth Evader
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TopicMom accidentally buys son an inflatable sheep sex doll for nativity play.
eggcorn
12/08/18 12:55:33 AM
#28
thronedfire2 posted...
eggcorn posted...
Tmaster148 posted...
Hes probably in his room right now stuffing Lego in the hole.

Do brits really call penises legos? lmao


I cant tell if this is sarcastic or not

???
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TopicQuick, think of what a dragon looks like.
eggcorn
12/07/18 9:34:17 PM
#27
pegusus123456 posted...
eggcorn posted...
DavidWong posted...
rV3x4no

That's a wyvern.

I think you have that dragon confused with your leathery-ass wyvern mama

Oge7RTB
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TopicMom accidentally buys son an inflatable sheep sex doll for nativity play.
eggcorn
12/07/18 9:31:47 PM
#20
Space_Man posted...
eggcorn posted...

Do brits really call penises legos? lmao

yeah cus calling them duplos would be overestimating their size.

bazinga

boom
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TopicNothing better than a little menthol in ya life!
eggcorn
12/07/18 8:00:09 PM
#16
electricbugs2 posted...
eggcorn posted...
Semi on topic My brand was Export 'A' supposedly not for sale in Canada have you ever had one TC?

@eggcorn

Sorry for the delay was at work. And Ive had Export A golds and greens. Golds do nothing for me, and greens are for people whove been smoking since cigarettes were first invented.

lol I like the greens but I bet you would enjoy the blues, they're less harsh than greens.
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TopicEnd of the world Theme Songs?
eggcorn
12/07/18 7:57:28 PM
#14

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TopicWoman Inflates Lips to Ridiculous Proportions at Drunken "Botox Party"
eggcorn
12/07/18 7:39:16 PM
#7
Manocheese posted...

Only in the UK.

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TopicMom accidentally buys son an inflatable sheep sex doll for nativity play.
eggcorn
12/07/18 7:07:47 PM
#17
Tmaster148 posted...
Hes probably in his room right now stuffing Lego in the hole.

Do brits really call penises legos? lmao
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TopicPost your favorites from r/TrumpNicknames
eggcorn
12/07/18 7:04:18 PM
#10
Mango Mussolini
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TopicLmfao I noticed that I uploaded a wasted night walk video xD
eggcorn
12/07/18 7:01:19 PM
#8
You have a very soothing voice.
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TopicSteam now banning sex games with young girls
eggcorn
12/07/18 6:59:29 PM
#3
Why the fuck did they have that shit in the first place.
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TopicIF Trump is impeached, should he see jail time in your opinion?
eggcorn
12/07/18 6:54:47 PM
#10
ZMythos posted...
A_Good_Boy posted...
No. Traitors should be executed.

No, life sentence with a TV broadcasting real news 24/7 in his cell.

I want him to watch the world progress without him. To see his name slandered and shamed. To see his family exiled and his allies abandon him. I want him to know what it's like to be insignificant. To know that nobody will miss him and that he will never know pleasant company for the rest of his days.

Death is far too easy a getout for him. He deserves nothing less than to know his legacy died before it even began.

XlFRUyB
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TopicXD occasional cortez got her first ethics violation
eggcorn
12/07/18 5:49:30 PM
#12
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
As opposed to constant cortez? As opposed to infrequent cortez?

lmao
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TopicPost your favorites from r/TrumpNicknames
eggcorn
12/07/18 5:27:03 PM
#9
Little Orphan Donnie and Vladdy Warbucks (Trump and Putin)
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TopicJust saw Aquaman. It was fantastic. Hopefully a resurgence for DCEU.
eggcorn
12/07/18 5:02:17 PM
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DrizztLink posted...
boxington posted...
we need Shazam to do well

I have high hopes for it.

Zachary Levi needs a win.

Yeah
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TopicNever forget
eggcorn
12/07/18 5:00:17 PM
#14
RiderofHogs posted...
fTXzMEa

fuck
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TopicPost your favorites from r/TrumpNicknames
eggcorn
12/07/18 4:39:06 PM
#3
Trumplethinskin
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TopicPost your favorites from r/TrumpNicknames
eggcorn
12/07/18 4:31:14 PM
#1
Super-callous-fragile-racist-sexist-lying-POTUS
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TopicDo europeans really understand the n word?
eggcorn
12/07/18 4:24:24 PM
#69
Firewerx posted...
It's a case of misplaced sarcasm.

I would say it's a case of not reading and chomping at the bit to shit post in a vain attempt to feel superior.
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TopicDo europeans really understand the n word?
eggcorn
12/07/18 4:05:59 PM
#64
averagejoel posted...
Foppe posted...
And with N-word, I mean the lighter version, the one that Martin Luther King, Jr. used in his "I Have a Dream" speech of 1963. The worse version was never used until gangster rap became popular.

I didn't know they had gangster rap in the southern US in the 1800s! I guess you learn something new every day!!!!

Are you ok?
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TopicThey turned the Red Baron into a lady?
eggcorn
12/07/18 3:23:52 PM
#3
X-Pac_Heat posted...
Looks like it's time for a deed, right boys?

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TopicI heard a pretty funny joke poking fun at police
eggcorn
12/07/18 3:21:34 PM
#5
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
*glass shatters*
GET ON THE FLOOR!!
*BANG BANG BANG*
EVERYBODY DO THE DINOSAUR!!

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TopicAm I the only one hyped for Mortal Engines?
eggcorn
12/07/18 3:18:52 PM
#31
RiderofHogs posted...
Wasn't the driving city idea stolen from FF9? I swear one of the summons was a driving city.

Alexander I think?
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TopicAnyone try the new Ultimate Cheesy Garlic Bread?
eggcorn
12/07/18 3:17:24 PM
#4
Subway? nthx
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TopicDo europeans really understand the n word?
eggcorn
12/07/18 3:16:10 PM
#48
Hicks233 posted...
Why would we talk about US laws and social changes if we are in different countries with our own histories?

I dunno man I took world history in HS.
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TopicPeople like Arnold Schwarzenegger must be sweating buckets right now.
eggcorn
12/07/18 3:11:45 PM
#25
Lordgold666 posted...

Lmao that troll laugh at the end.
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TopicNothing better than a little menthol in ya life!
eggcorn
12/07/18 3:02:31 PM
#14
Semi on topic My brand was Export 'A' supposedly not for sale in Canada have you ever had one TC?
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TopicAm I the only one hyped for Mortal Engines?
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:59:59 PM
#22
MC_BatCommander posted...
OH LOOK OUT LONDON'S DRIVING UP ON US GUYS

They see me rollin
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TopicAn elementary school principal banned candy canes because the rep Jesus
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:54:59 PM
#14
Damn_Underscore posted...
A paper with a picture on it is still not a red/green item.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.
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TopicI'm on smoko, so LEAVE ME ALONE
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:53:57 PM
#7
What time is it?
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TopicAn elementary school principal banned candy canes because the rep Jesus
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:51:37 PM
#12
Damn_Underscore posted...
eggcorn posted...
Damn_Underscore posted...
My solution

Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned.

As long as there's no red or green in the pics.


It says no red or green objects, so just print papers with those things on them.

Then it may be a paper with a red/green object on it, but it's not a red/green object

*items
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TopicNothing better than a little menthol in ya life!
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:46:32 PM
#6
I miss cigarettes.
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TopicFuncoLand is having a Mega-Sale today and today only. Check out my haul (pic)
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:44:01 PM
#33
MC_BatCommander posted...
HypnoCoosh posted...
Bio1590 posted...
Also


Beacuse it's a joke. FuncoLand hasn't existed since GameStop bought them and devoured their soul.


HILARIOUS JOKE DUDE

It actually was funny seeing the jr. detectives crowing over a reverse image search.
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TopicAn elementary school principal banned candy canes because the rep Jesus
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:40:40 PM
#9
Damn_Underscore posted...
My solution

Have pictures of Santa, Christmas trees, etc. on the wall. it doesn't say those are banned.

As long as there's no red or green in the pics.
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TopicScenario: Your walk in on your girlfriend having sex with UnfairRepresent.
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:22:26 PM
#7
There's no way I can compete. My only hope is that she'll let me be her emotional boyfriend.
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TopicAn elementary school principal banned candy canes because the rep Jesus
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:21:24 PM
#3
eston posted...
I would ban them because of how easy it is to accidentally turn them into a weapon. Seriously, you're just sucking on a candy cane and suddenly you have a shiv

That's true.
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TopicAn elementary school principal banned candy canes because the rep Jesus
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:18:05 PM
#1
*they

Also not acceptable:

Santas or Christmas items (clipart) on worksheets
Christmas trees in classrooms
Elf on the Shelf thats Christmas-related
Singing Christmas Carols
Playing Christmas music
Sending a Scholastic book that is a Christmas book thats Christmas-related
Making a Christmas ornament as a gift This assumes that the family has
a Christmas tree which assumes they celebrate Christmas. I challenge the
thought of, Well they can just hang it somewhere else.
Candy Cane thats Christmas-related. Historically, the shape is a J for
Jesus. The red is for the blood of Christ, and the white is a symbol of his
resurrection. This would also include different colored candy canes.
Red/Green items traditional Christmas colors
Reindeer
Christmas videos/movies and/or characters from Christmas movies

https://myfox8.com/2018/12/07/elementary-school-principal-reportedly-bans-candy-canes-says-j-shape-stands-for-jesus/
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TopicLol at this woman's attempt to make it seem like the police attacked her.
eggcorn
12/07/18 2:01:17 PM
#10
LesMoonves posted...

Whoa is that common in soccer?
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TopicEver see those girls on dating sites who haven't changed since they were 17
eggcorn
12/07/18 5:13:40 AM
#4
no
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TopicAMAZING great CE users ITT
eggcorn
12/07/18 5:07:56 AM
#4
Oh man thanks buddy!

ZHoqX34
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TopicWhat type of food you cannot stand or have allergy with?
eggcorn
12/07/18 5:01:40 AM
#15
I just want to know why people eat parsnips.
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TopicQuick, think of what a dragon looks like.
eggcorn
12/07/18 4:58:07 AM
#20
King Rial posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
SaithSayer posted...
uAQIMqq

It looks like Falkor and Smaug fucked and had a bastard child that they abandoned to be raised by goats.

Oge7RTB

I'm fuckin dead
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TopicQuick, think of what a dragon looks like.
eggcorn
12/07/18 4:55:20 AM
#16
DavidWong posted...
rV3x4no

That's a wyvern.
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TopicQuestion for Canadians
eggcorn
12/07/18 4:39:39 AM
#11
let's gooooooooooooo
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TopicQuestion for Canadians
eggcorn
12/07/18 4:18:10 AM
#9
NES4EVER posted...
Maybe in a small farm town in Saskatchewan.

Dash_Harber posted...
No. Canada is huge and incredibly diverse. There are urban areas and rural areas, as well as nearly every possible climate.

However, it does depict living in rural Saskatchewan incredibly well. Of course, it's way more sanitized, with all the incredible racism, sexism, and incredible religious influence.

Yeah I meant in a similar rural area of course.
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TopicQuestion for Canadians
eggcorn
12/06/18 11:43:16 PM
#1
Is Corner Gas an accurate depiction of life in Canada in 2004? Been watching it on Prime.
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TopicThinking about these grips for my pistol
eggcorn
12/06/18 11:37:08 PM
#13
gv20woG
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TopicWhite girl eats unseasoned chicken with ketchup to protest PETA; eat cat next?
eggcorn
12/06/18 11:13:04 PM
#5
Wow that vid where the Liberal protester threatens to rape her.
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