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2. Online shopping monopoly for the ever growing population of shut ins.
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A perfectly restful 8 hours every night.

yeah fuckin right
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The only time I had that stuff was at camp outs when I was a poor teenager. We would heat up the can in some coals right in the fire.
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Time for lunch!
Beer o'clock.
Hammer time
Time to make the donuts.
It's the best of times, it's the worst of times.
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Just found a new one when I helped move a couch. It had hard plastic coasters scraping on a slate floor. Damn what a horrible noise.
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Yeah I liked it too. The Flesh Fair was cool.

Apparently Spielberg stayed pretty close to the story Kubrick had. The only reason Kubrick never did it himself was because he didn't think cgi was advanced enough.
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Personman18
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And why do we both urinate and reproduce with the same part?
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Are we talking about olive oil again?
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[(81-7)/2] + [(36/9)-3]
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The princess is in another castle.
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Lately I've been dancing in them
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Skreeechhh * Crack! jesuspisschrist
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The tryptophan is magical for those who like to nap.
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There was one in my town that had a sign out front that said "enter in rear door".
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We live in a simulated reality created by a malevolent being. If we learn too much on our own he will delete us.
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I'm hoping we will be able to say that a few years from now.
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ShhhAaaazaaaaam! motherfucker
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Pong
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Pow! That's onomatopoeia bitches.
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Liquid Knuckles heh heh.
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TC is probably offended by girls who don't shave thier pits and legs too. Go figure.
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I've heard it killed the radio star.
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Yeah sure. in the woods, in the car and in empty playing fields after dark.
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A nice guy doesn't put his hand on a married woman and ask them "just how married are you?".
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Nobody is familiar with Richard Kelly's work?
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I didn't ask for this..
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They both inspire me to get divorced and forgo any custody of my kids so that I can get drunk and bang unattractive tinder sluts 24/7.
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Some houses have large pools of chemically treated water too.
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Fuck yeah. Some of the College Humor stuff is funny too. I like the "if google was a person" bits.
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So you're just sick of yourself then, got it.
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I've met him a couple times. Real nice guy. He also produced Whiplash, one of my favorite films.
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Wow. What a glorious mess of science, religion, politics and war.
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Sure enough amazon is advertising simple modern stainless steel bottles down below.
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Mead posted...

Hide it in your walls castlevania style

Then when he needs it, he can just whip it out.
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I just voted and was treated to some guy yelling at people that were goin in. The fire dept guys that worked where the polling station was at were making him leave when I left. One of the things I heard him yell was a vote for republicans was a vote for racism.
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Pepperoni advertisements at the bottom of captpackrats topic. Seriously wtf?

We're getting closer to Philip K Dick shit where billboards retinal scan you and advertising robots follow you home.
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donate it to a shelter
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I guess relationships are in the shitter.
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Roll away your stone I'll roll away mine
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Extremely meh. Good thing it was your last time.
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Their last album sounded like it was over produced.
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Now that I think about it, the drunk pissing thing was chronic thing he did when asleep while drunk. He had to stop drinking because of it.

There was one guy that got "beer muscles" and shimmied 15 feet up a tree trunk. His arms got shredded pretty badly.
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My friends college roommate pissed in his toolbox that was in his closet.
He made him clean every single tool.
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But it feels like 2:08 pm
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A good relationship with anyone can negate the toilet if you are in hospice care.
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Honestly I'm ancient too and don't like sitting at a desk with a computer, wether its brand new or 7+ years old.
The GPD looks cool but I'm not into handhelds and its about the same price for the system I can easily plug into my tv.
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Star Ocean TTEOT is my grinding game.
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This is awesome news. Thanks.
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My, the earth is really full of things.
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