Lurker > Firewood18

Every morning the alarm wakes me up and I say I gotta go to bed earlier.

Then I stay up late every night.
I'm averaging about 4~5 hours sleep for the past three nights.
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You can call me a loser all day if you need to get it of your system. I don't really care but I might call you a few names too.
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Fish do feel pain. The taste of them can change dramatically depending on how they were killed.
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ChouBF posted...

Obviously, you wear shorts and a t-shirt when it's 45 to toughen yourself up for when it's 15.

Kind of like altitude training.
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Hejiru posted...

I like shorts. They're comfy and easy to wear

Ok, and what's the difficulty of pants then?
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It's cold dammit.
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If I were his jailer I'd give him a 360 that is RROD.
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I watched Solo for the first time last night. When it started with the lame ass jokes like TLJ I was nonplussed but the action and the storyline stayed cohesive and ended up being the more entertaining movie overall.
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Kefka is the boss. L Block is nothing compared to even Line Block.
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Tom Waits.. and waits, and waits..
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LL's momma's name was Bates
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Does it a have a rare disease where it will always be a kitten?
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Kratos vs Pikachu has got me scared.
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Funny I can't think of one quotable line from the 2016 movie. But then again I've seen that one 872 times less than the original.
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Become a senator.
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From kids? In a liquor box on the shelf in a closet.

From anyone else? Spread all around the house like Easter eggs.
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I checked him out. He's a locksmith.
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Install a doorknob in the back there while you're at it. Ya know just for the fuck of it.
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Head, shoulders, knees and toes...

No, no bodies. Apparently the guy kept his hunting meat in it.
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About 120ft.
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$40 and its only 3 blocks away.

Trying to get some help in moving it though is proving to be a problem.
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Acid Bath
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SunWuKung420 posted...

I'm bartending a private party on the 27th. I'm going as Charlie from "It's Always Sunny".

That's not dressing up, you are Charlie.

I'm going to be Gomez Addams. My wife and I are hosting a party.
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There's a stand alone Kmart and a Sears at the mall. I think the Sears is closing but I don't go there anyway.
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Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
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I should watch Liar Liar but I probably will not.
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Jeez, Jen, thanks for that zinger.
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Where did the tree touch you?
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Pepperidge Farms remembers.
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Just started season 2.
The whole premise of the show is undeniably interesting but the characters and storylines are just really wierd.
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The phone number is corrupted and Verizon can't fix it.

It was kind of funny when I accessed her voicemail from my phone and it was full of messages from people calling the number back. Desperate sounding guys, curious old ladies and angry foreigners.
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Yeah I meant SIM card. It's an iPhone 7.
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The Gods must be Crazy Rich Asians
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Factory reset doesn't work.
She's going to have to get a new phone number.
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I was thinking of buying one last night but I got $5 in scratch offs instead. I won $20. I'm good.
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I don't think she tried a factory reset but she did take out the sd card.

It may be unrelated but a few months ago she had to go through the hassle of resetting her apple id because it was hacked and someone was buying tracks from iTunes.
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Go full on creepy and get an old van with no windows in the back.
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Looking at porn sites turns your phone into a bot? Ok.
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Up your nose with a rubber hose!
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It's ok to be angry but you should mend things quickly. What if she died and the last time you communicated it was a bad argument?
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It's rapidly auto dialing random people and is basically useless. Her voicemail is full of messages of people asking why she called them.
Also, our mifi doesn't let us access certain sites.

Has anyone heard of a phone doing crazy shit like this?
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I'm not reading this again.
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I just want to see cars slow down and people on the sidewalk deciding to walk on the other side.
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I liked Blazing Saddles alot except for the ending.

I've probably seen Spaceballs a hundred times and I still enjoy it.

The Producers is great for the Gene Wilder freak out scene.
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Sounds like it was a good day to be off from work.
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But why? I'm not planning on eating any children.
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As a Halloween prank.
Do you think the cops will come looking for me?
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I like putting googly eyes on things. I like that one pic where someone put googly eyes on everything in their fridge.
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Save the villagers, show them the goblin corpses, tell them they are next, take the treasure.
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