Lurker > IdiotMachine

Who gives a crap about Argentina?
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I don't know what bullying in Japan is like.
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Nothing happened to this person... so wtf?
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What do I do there.
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21WIVES_CHILL posted...

So i shouldnt be surprised when the average person says they make $100K a year.

Depends where. San Francisco? Not surprised. Bumfuck Nowhere's Ville? Fantastic.
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Looks likes slippery slope is true.
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It's gross, before taxes.
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I like Hell's Kitchen which is considered a garbage show.
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Obviously YMMV. I'm an above average Amazon customer*, spending $48k in the past 12 years there ($5.2k YTD).

*: Average Amazon customer spends $1,400/year per:
https://www.statista.com/statistics/304938/amazon-prime-and-non-prime-members-average-sales-spend/
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Instead of paying the extra $15 (or $30) on any Amazon device, just be polite and ask Amazon; they'll remove it for free. I've done this with all my Amazon products (two Kindles, three Fires). Here's my latest chat log with my newest Fire 10 device (names changed for privacy):

Me: I have couple Fires without special offers and just got a Fire 10 with special offers. Can I swap the "special offers" from these devices so that I don't have any special offers on my Fire 10?

Macsin: Hello, my name is Macsin. I'm here to help you today.
Could you please help me with the serial number of the device with the special offers?

Me: Fire 10 has a serial number of: <redacted>

Macsin: Thank you.
Allow me few minutes while I quickly try to cancel the special ads on the device.
Thank you for your time.
I've successfully unsubscribed the device from Special Offers.

Me: I got the message popped up on my Fire; thank you!

Macsin: It did show that there would be a charge for the same, however I have waived off the charges as a one time exception for you.

Me: That's great! thank you for that.

Macsin: You are most welcome, I am glad I was able to assist you.
Would there be anything else that I may help you with?

Me: That was all; thanks again.

Macsin: Thank you for contacting Amazon. You have a blessed day ahead.

*EDIT*: The topic title should be corrected:
Pro Tip: You can ask to remove ads on your Amazon devices for free.
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anth0ny posted...

noone probably fucking likes u

wat
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"So I can give you a better handjob?"
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King_Hellebuyck posted...

Children are there because their parents are trying to do whats best for future generations by bringing them to a better county that has historically been very welcoming to downtrodden immigrants. Ya know, the American dream?

So follow these steps:
https://www.uscis.gov/greencard

Instead of trying to jump across the border. These migrants are a slap to every legal immigrant inside the country.
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Noone's asking the real important question: Why are children there in the first place? Why are their parents putting them in literal front lines? What are they thinking when they use their children as a shield when they approach a fence with armed guards?
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If you want the cheapest piano, go to Craigslist and look for an upright piano; you'll find them for literally free, but you have to haul it. It will probably be out of tune so add another $100 to get it tuned.

If you want a decent but more "portable" piano, I suggest getting a cheaper-end digital piano, such as the Kawai CE220 or the Yamaha YDP181. These are realistic pianos but are light and small enough that it'll be easy to relocate.

Now if you want to go with a good upright piano (<$15,000), look at Kawai, Yamaha and Baldwin. If you want to go with a baby grand or a full grand piano, I suggest Yamaha, Steinway, Bosendorfer, and Stuart & Sons (though their pianos are "unique"). Some of these will cost over $200,000, and are concert-quality.

*EDIT* This post is based on my classical piano training, FYI. So don't follow this if you want to play electronic type music or something... If that's the case, you can just go buy a cheap <$1000 digital piano with pedals and you'll be fine.
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JediMasterTrump posted...

Stay the course, TC. #MAGA

Yea right; I don't like Trump one bit, but the fact that this is big news is pretty stupid imo.
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There were literal hundreds of them about to break the fence to get in illegally and throwing rocks... what else could law enforcement officers do? Just let these migrants in?
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Ewwww
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Or would that be going backwards, so I shouldn't bother... it's $30 on Amazon with all DLCs:
https://www.amazon.com/dp/B071X7LXLG
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Dark_Spiret posted...

that said theres nothing wrong if you want an M&P Sport II. those are probably the best entry level premade AR's you can get and they hold up exceptionally well--

I saw that same video and agreed. But like I said, no reason to pay the $140 premium if the assembly is easy to do with the PSA! Thanks again.
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Darkrobotisback posted...

I think you should stick with a pistol, op.
Especially if you have no experience with firearms, let alone have any live experience in handling a firearm...
that's just my opinion though

I have four pistols and two rifles.

Dark_Spiret posted...

EDIT: from those two psa links all you have to do is put the 2 take down pins in (which should come with the lower). easy peasy. also dont forget a rear sight or optic. that upper doesnt come with one.

Great. Thank you!
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It's either I try to make it myself (see post #5) or buy a S&W M&P15 for $470:
https://www.smga.com/smith-and-wesson/mp15-sport-ii-556nato-69

This will be for hobby shooting at the range, so I don't need the greatest-quality gun; just something for fun, which is why I'm okay with PSA/S&W M&P15 lines. I'm wondering if it's worth $140 to get it "pre-assembled", or if I can do it.
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monkmith posted...

thats a cute way to circumvent a background check...

lolwat. You have to go through the same checks as buying a gun if you're going to buy a lower.

You can buy a decent AR-15 lower/upper combo for $330:
https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-ar15-freedom-classic-lower-odg-7779347.html
https://palmettostatearmory.com/psa-16-midlength-5-56-nato-1-7-melonite-freedom-upper-with-bcg-and-ch.html

Thinking about buying it as my first AR-15.
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Looking to buy a complete upper and a complete lower; how hard is it to assemble this?
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bump
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Is it worth it? Thinking about buying one if it lasts several years and it actually works.
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Manocheese posted...

Fair, next. Good things cost good money.

Healthcare is not a right?
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Am I impervious to weather? e.g., would I ever feel cold or hot, would I suffer from hypothermia if I stay out in the cold too much, etc.
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Your medical situation was presented to our multidisciplinary heart transplant committee on Tuesday October 20, 2018. The decision made by the committee is that you are not a candidate at this time for a heart transplant due to needing more secure financial plan for immunosuppressive medication coverage. The Committee is recommending a fundraising effort of $10,000.

On one hand I can see how the committee may think it's a literal waste of a heart if the user cannot afford immunosuppressive medication to make sure the heart isn't rejected by the body... but on another hand, this is sort of fucked up.
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Your medical situation was presented to our multidisciplinary heart transplant committee on Tuesday October 20, 2018. The decision made by the committee is that you are not a candidate at this time for a heart transplant due to needing more secure financial plan for immunosuppressive medication coverage. The Committee is recommending a fundraising effort of $10,000.

On one hand I can see how the committee many think it's a literal waste of a heart if the user cannot afford immunosuppressive medication to make sure the heart isn't rejected by the body... but on another hand, this is sort of fucked up.
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MrK3V posted...

So is that bad to do? My credit score seems good but I want it better.

My post (#6) was clarifying the definition of "carry a balance". You are not carrying a balance as you are paying in full.
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MrK3V posted...

I mean technically since my statement hasn't come in for this cycle. But I've always paid off on time and in full.

Yes, "carry a balance" means carrying a balance month to month.
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Well?
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It's okay, the writer is a black woman:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/vanessa-williams/
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Your medical situation was presented to our multidisciplinary heart transplant committee on Tuesday October 20, 2018. The decision made by the committee is that you are not a candidate at this time for a heart transplant due to needing more secure financial plan for immunosuppressive medication coverage. The Committee is recommending a fundraising effort of $10,000.

On one hand I can see how the committee many think it's a literal waste of a heart if the user cannot afford immunosuppressive medication to make sure the heart isn't rejected by the body... but on another hand, this is sort of fucked up.
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CloneTheHero posted...

well how else are you gonna clean your ears? q tips are for your ears.

IdiotMachine posted...

It feels so damn good cleaning the was canal out with an ear pick.

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DanAnsumHandsom posted...

What's up with that

IdiotMachine posted...

Health note: don't use a Q-tip or a blunt object as it would push your ear wax into the ear.

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Link43130 posted...

vocedelmorte posted...

So after all it was just cards against humanity sale. I can't believe people believed you can get a car for 95$ e__e

they had one of each item, and let 20 or so people "buy it." they then chose one of those people at random to actually purchase it, and refunded everyone else. they mentioned it on their twitter during the event

Link?
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It feels so damn good cleaning the was canal out with an ear pick.

Health note: don't use a Q-tip or a blunt object as it would push your ear wax into the ear.
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IdiotMachine posted...

Ugh I still have to pay for shipping. -____-

Grrr, I hate it when that happens. Are you still going to take it?

Yea why not. Only $5 to expand the base game. It's fun to play whenever we have guests.
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So I actually got to checkout and got an e-mail that my order was pending. And now, I got this:

Dear Black Friday participant,
Looks like your buying thumbs were too slow for these hot sales. You didn't get 2015 Red Ford Fiesta (25k miles). Your money will be refunded in 3-5 business days.

And, because we love you, we're giving you a code to grab one Absurd Box for free.

Just use this code at checkout: <redacted>

NOTE:

- Don't share this code with anyone else or we'll spank you.
- The code is good for one copy of the Absurd Box. If you try to add more, we'll cancel your order.

This code expires Saturday, November 24 at 8:00 AM US Central Time.

Long live Black Friday.

- Cards Against Humanity

Awwww... that's so sweet.

*EDIT*:

Here's where you pay us $5.35.

Ugh I still have to pay for shipping. -____-
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Couldn't even get past the human check for "I am an adult child and I love to bounce around".
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I have a hard time believing this is real or they have any significant supplies (they might literally have only one).
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

404 not found

Same. I guess they had literally one car.
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Darklit_Minuet posted...

It says 0-25 and there's a huge difference between 0 and 25

Yes the difference is 25.
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Road Rage:
Aggressive or angry behavior exhibited by a driver of a road vehicle, which includes rude and offensive gestures, verbal insults, physical threats or dangerous driving methods targeted toward another driver or a pedestrian in an effort to intimidate or release frustration, regardless if the other driver or a pedestrian can be affected by your behavior (e.g., you do it quietly).
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Bad_Mojo posted...

Who the fuck shortens Oregon by using Ore.? Give me a break

This guy:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/people/alex-horton/
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Both were in the wrong.

Agreed. FedEx driver should have just kept on driving.
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Timothy Warren was driving his FedEx truck through a verdant neighborhood in Portland, Ore., when the man he would soon kill screamed that Warren was going too fast.

Warren stopped his truck. He was exhausted, he tried to explain to Joseph Magnuson that day in late September, and just wanted to get done with his work.

Magnuson was unrelenting and hurled numerous aggressive insults and racist slurs at him.

That was something Warren, who is black, could not abide.

He stepped out of the truck, and both men yelled at each other.

Magnuson took a swing. Warren swung back, connecting a single blow above Magnusons left eye that sent him tumbling to the ground.

Magnuson, 55, briefly lost consciousness, then died later that evening.

Prosecutors, however, have decided not to charge Warren, 41, with a crime. He did not intend to kill Magnuson and acted in self-defense during the Sept. 26 incident, the Multnomah County District Attorneys Office said in a memo released Monday.

Its unclear whether Warren still works for FedEx; a company spokeswoman declined to answer a question about his employment status.

Source:
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2018/11/21/man-hurled-racist-slurs-punch-fedex-driver-then-died-after-he-was-punched-back/
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MicroSD, not SD card. Note that this one is U1.
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