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TopicWhy do you address some people as their roles? Like "Mr. President"?
IdiotMachine
09/23/18 9:19:44 PM
#1
What if you do that to all roles? "Mr. Customer Support, please help me fix my phone."
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TopicIt doesn't make sense to pay more than minimum balance...
IdiotMachine
09/23/18 6:34:16 PM
#3
Blbmbr666 posted...
Yes it's that easy.

https://imgur.com/olDdWUA

Yes, seems pretty easy. Literally putting your money in an index fund that tracks S&P500 would get you 7%.
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TopicIt doesn't make sense to pay more than minimum balance...
IdiotMachine
09/23/18 5:55:50 PM
#1
After my topic yesterday, I decided to look into my finances a little bit more.

My student loan:
Original Balance: $95,771.60
Interest Rate: 5.94%
Loan Terms: 180 months
Minimum Payment: $805.07

My plan was to overpay this by $400/mo until earlier pay off. If I were to do this, I would pay it off in 102 months (with the last payment being $283.60). What if, instead, I put this extra into investments, with an assumed stock rate of return of 7%?

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CASE A-
Pay minimum balance and invest $400/mo for 180 months.

Investment Account:
$0 initial balance, $400/mo over 15 years with a 7% average interest compounded annually results in $120,619.31.

You are taxed on your gains. So say you are taxed at 20%... thus after tax investment balance:
$120,619.31 - 0.20($120,619.31 - $400/mo * 180 mo) = $110,895.45

CASE B-
Pay $400/mo extra for 102 months, then invest $1,205.07/mo for 78 months.

Investment Account:
$921.47 initial balance (the difference between monthly payment and the last payment), $1,205.07/mo over 6.5 years with a 7% average interest compounded annually results in $104,825.47.

After tax investment balance:
$104,825.47 - 0.20($104,825.47 - $1,205.07/mo * 78 mo) = $102,659.47

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So I'll be losing out $8k by paying more than the minimum balance!

*EDIT*:
I used the amortization schedule spreadsheet my loan company gave me to calculate the extra payments and its payoff schedule, and I used the following website for the investment calculator:
https://www.investor.gov/additional-resources/free-financial-planning-tools/compound-interest-calculator
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TopicI don't understand why Kojima is given such high praise.
IdiotMachine
09/23/18 5:00:07 PM
#1
Part of being a good story teller is to be concise. He is literally anything but.
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TopicWhich of these types of drivers piss you off the most?
IdiotMachine
09/23/18 4:50:21 PM
#16
monkmith posted...
how? how is driving slow in the 'fast' lane more dangerous then texting while driving, or tailgating, or weaving?

Driving slow in the fast lane results in weaving and road rage.
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TopicWhich of these types of drivers piss you off the most?
IdiotMachine
09/23/18 1:39:20 PM
#8
Puglia77 posted...
The one that's against the law

Literally all options here are illegal.
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TopicJesus, I just came across the saddest online dating profile I've ever seen.
IdiotMachine
09/23/18 1:33:00 PM
#7
TopicWhich of these types of drivers piss you off the most?
IdiotMachine
09/23/18 1:28:48 PM
#1
Which of these drivers piss you off the most? People who... - Results (27 votes)
...drive faster when you try to pass them or drive fast to pass you then slow down.
7.41% (2 votes)
2
...drive slower than other drivers or people who cruise on the left (passing) lane.
14.81% (4 votes)
4
...tailgate or brake check.
22.22% (6 votes)
6
...text and drive.
37.04% (10 votes)
10
...weave in and out of lanes.
18.52% (5 votes)
5
Topic.
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TopicI just got an Amazon delivery at 10:40pm... wtf?
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 11:23:11 PM
#20
rikasa posted...
i noticed amazon delivery ppl who are just in normal cars no uniform

I've been Googling about this and I found this:
https://flex.amazon.com

I guess it's just normal people that are doing this as a side hustle.
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TopicI just got an Amazon delivery at 10:40pm... wtf?
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 11:13:51 PM
#18
gamestunner posted...
It was probably lazer ship. I shutter everytime my package ends up in their hands.

It's like uber for shipping. It's not uncommon to get lazer ship packages that late, because the people that do it do it in their schedule.

Back when I lived in NYC, I've had lasership deliver at 1am or something ridiculous like that. I was annoyed since I ordered same-day delivery but didn't really get it "same-day" and was rather awoken late at night.
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TopicI just got an Amazon delivery at 10:40pm... wtf?
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 11:11:00 PM
#16
NightMarishPie posted...
Do you live in Pittsburgh?

Yes sir.
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TopicI just got an Amazon delivery at 10:40pm... wtf?
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 11:09:11 PM
#12
Fossil posted...
IdiotMachine posted...
No one's going to steal anything. I've never had anything stolen off the doorstep of anywhere I ever lived.

I've never been hit by a car but that doesn't mean it couldn't happen.

Sure. But here's the thing: I don't care if it gets stolen. They'll just ship me another one.
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TopicI just got an Amazon delivery at 10:40pm... wtf?
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 11:06:44 PM
#10
Cheater87 posted...
I thought packages were delivered at 8 pm at the latest?

Here's a screenshot:
https://imgur.com/hpbdTFm

Fossil posted...
You're seriously mad he didn't leave your package on the doorstep where it is entirely possible to just snatch that shit these days? I'd of been grateful he made the effort, shit.

No one's going to steal anything. I've never had anything stolen off the doorstep of anywhere I ever lived.
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TopicI just got an Amazon delivery at 10:40pm... wtf?
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 11:01:21 PM
#8
SauI_Goodman posted...
Was it signature required. Also it probably wasn't ups or fedex but that new thing they're doing with the independent contractors.

I asked if it was signature required and he said he had no idea. He took a pic of the box and said "I guess not" and left. Great..... Thanks for waking me up.
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TopicI just got an Amazon delivery at 10:40pm... wtf?
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 10:51:49 PM
#1
The guy rang the doorbell three times and called me twice to get me to wake up, open the door, and receive the package. Why not just leave it outside? And who the hell delivers packages this late?
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TopicITT I'll give 25 random users $20.
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 9:28:43 PM
#290
TopicWould you buy a house someone was murdered in?
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 5:31:14 PM
#4
I would if the price is right.
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TopicLiving sure is expensive... ~$6000/mo minimum!
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 4:09:54 PM
#40
Master_Bass posted...
Why are you not maxing the 401K before doing after tax investments?

Because I want to actually use this money for something else than retirement; i.e. saving up to buy a bigger/nicer house.
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TopicLiving sure is expensive... ~$6000/mo minimum!
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 1:43:41 PM
#35
MrPeppers posted...
How long until the loans are paid off on this current trajectory?

It's a 15 year loan that I refinanced last year. At this rate, it'll be paid off in about 6-7 years.

Solid Snake07 posted...
Sounds like your just a little jealous of your friends or co workers who apparently spend most of not all of what they make.

That is an accurate assessment.
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TopicLiving sure is expensive... ~$6000/mo minimum!
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 12:55:41 PM
#21
gmo7897 posted...
With what youre saving, youre going to be able to retire comfortably and do all the traveling and whatever you want while your friends are working until theyre 85.

I hope so... I'm honestly so scared about not saving enough for retirement. I'm literally thinking about staying in this small house "for the rest of my life" vs. using the savings to buy a bigger house in a better neighborhood.

Solid Snake07 posted...
Half of that is investing. Which I really wouldn't consider a living expense. Then nearly half of what's left is your student loans

So my student loan minimum payment is ~$600. Been doubling it.
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TopicLiving sure is expensive... ~$6000/mo minimum!
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 12:50:05 PM
#17
uwnim posted...
Instead of saving/investing they spend the money.

I'm trying to save for a downpayment for a bigger house. I'm not sure how my peers are buying $300k houses so quickly...

Howl posted...
-Saves 50% of monthly income

50% of my monthly outcomes are savings. Not my income.

lww99 posted...
Except you aren't fucking struggling, dude.

I feel like I'm struggling compared to my peers. Like I said, I'm watching my peers buy expensive houses, cars, and going on vacations literally every month or so (a coworker is making it her goal to travel at least twice a month, and she's been successful!!! Like wtf!).

Hexenherz posted...
I do use an escrow account, and I wish my monthly payment was 650

I'm living in a dinky $100k house. It's a small 1060 sqft house, on less than a quarter acre property.
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TopicLiving sure is expensive... ~$6000/mo minimum!
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 10:54:34 AM
#4
cleat76 posted...
A 50% savings rate while still paying off student loans isn't exactly typical or necessary.

Well I still have some discretionary income I didn't list.

It just doesn't make sense to me to see my peers go on lavish vacations on almost a monthly basis and have these big beautiful houses...... And here I am struggling. Bleh...
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TopicLiving sure is expensive... ~$6000/mo minimum!
IdiotMachine
09/22/18 9:37:50 AM
#1
Monthly Bills:
Mortgage (principle+interest+insurance+tax): $650
Utilities (water+sewage+gas+electric+internet+phone): $360
Car (loan+insurance): $400
Student loans (overpaying to pay off quicker): $1200
Groceries (food and necessary personal items): $300
Roth 401k: $1000
Roth IRA: $460
Personal after tax investments: $1500
Monthly outcomes: $5870

Living is freaking expensive. wtf... I'm living in a cheap house (~$100k) and driving a budget friendly car (Hyundai).
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TopicMaking $80,000 a year isn't even that much money anymore
IdiotMachine
09/21/18 7:31:08 PM
#7
My wife and I each make around $80k, and it actually doesn't feel like we're making a ton of money.
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TopicHow many guns do you own?
IdiotMachine
09/19/18 9:18:42 PM
#1
Topic. - Results (7 votes)
None.
42.86% (3 votes)
3
One or two.
28.57% (2 votes)
2
A small collection (3-6).
28.57% (2 votes)
2
A decent collection (7-13).
0% (0 votes)
0
I have a super collection (14+).
0% (0 votes)
0
How many guns do you own?
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TopicI worked 59 hours last week and I thought that was crazy.
IdiotMachine
09/17/18 12:06:31 AM
#1
This whole weekend I did nothing but stay home trying to recover.

I normally work 44 hours / 36 hours (80 hours over two week period, with every other Friday off). But because of some deadline, had to put in some major OT. These are rookie numbers to some folks... So I guess my question is: How do people work so much?
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TopicWhen you ask for Coke in a restaurant and they ask if Pepsi is okay...
IdiotMachine
09/16/18 6:33:08 PM
#3
I actually reject it.
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TopicWhat the hell is wrong with people who honk at others at green lights?
IdiotMachine
09/16/18 2:21:30 PM
#5
Because when you're in a hunk of metal, you feel invincible.
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TopicSomething I never noticed in GTA V
IdiotMachine
09/16/18 2:18:56 PM
#4
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
I don't really get the appeal of that game. It was fun to play through the story. After that it gets pretty boring. Multiplayer was a let down too. Side games like YOGA and TENNIS? Come onnnnnn...

Yea after the main story, it's boring.
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TopicIs Merrell a good brand for hiking shoes?
IdiotMachine
09/16/18 2:18:02 PM
#2
TopicIs Merrell a good brand for hiking shoes?
IdiotMachine
09/16/18 12:34:34 PM
#1
Going to do some light hiking and was recommended Merrell MOAB 2 shoes.

I've read also that you have to break the shoes in before you actually go use them for hiking. Would wearing it as a daily shoe for a few days qualify?
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TopicIs this poor customer service?
IdiotMachine
09/15/18 9:27:33 PM
#2
Your fault. Who goes to a store to return something complicated with only 20 minutes to spare?
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TopicDo police officers have federal security clearances?
IdiotMachine
09/15/18 9:18:03 PM
#1
Or is that only an FBI thing?
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TopicIt is 96% humidity outside. What. The. Fuck.
IdiotMachine
09/11/18 10:18:41 PM
#5
SquirrelyDan posted...
It was 100% humidity here this morning. Gross.

Isn't that called rain?
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TopicIt is 96% humidity outside. What. The. Fuck.
IdiotMachine
09/11/18 10:17:32 PM
#3
SauI_Goodman posted...
Wah Wah Wah. Whine, moan, b****! You'll be complaining in the winter that it's too cold!

Well yea.
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TopicIt is 96% humidity outside. What. The. Fuck.
IdiotMachine
09/11/18 10:16:03 PM
#1
It's so god damn humid right now. I hate this crap.
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TopicTwitch streamer DrDisrespect's house was shot at during a stream
IdiotMachine
09/11/18 8:52:45 PM
#6
Blame also lies in the trigger happy swat team.
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TopicLife Tip: Make sure you microwave a hotel towel before taking it...
IdiotMachine
09/11/18 9:12:50 AM
#6
Trigg3rH4ppy posted...
What kinda hotel are you staying in that they track towels?

It's usually higher end hotels that do it more often than lower end hotels because of start up cost and higher end hotels' towels are seen more as a souvenir with their personalized towels (sometimes with your name embroided on them if you're a high enough loyal member).
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TopicLife Tip: Make sure you microwave a hotel towel before taking it...
IdiotMachine
09/11/18 9:11:28 AM
#4
eston posted...
That doesn't seem very cost effective tbqh

Here's one company offering such service:
http://www.toweltracker.com

And RFID tags are cheap on a mass scale. Most hotels claim they save tens of thousands of dollars per year because of RFID tagged towels.
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TopicLife Tip: Make sure you microwave a hotel towel before taking it...
IdiotMachine
09/11/18 9:08:30 AM
#1
...out of hotel property, as some hotel properties put RFID tags in them to track inventory. You don't want them thinking you stole a towel when you're going to bring it back later.
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TopicWoke up from a nap, and my back hurts like a mofo. What do?
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 8:38:50 PM
#4
iClockwork posted...
Massage it out and put ice on it. Deed

Been putting hot pads on it and it is slightly better.
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TopicMan who accidentally kicked seagull for eating his cheeseburger gets fined $124.
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 6:47:25 PM
#34
GiftedACIII posted...
Seagulls are protected animals? The fuck?


Gulls are classified as migratory species and thus are protected by federal and, in most cases, state laws. In the United States, gulls may be taken only with a permit issued by the US Fish and Wildlife Service. Permits are issued only after frightening techniques, physical barriers, or both have been used correctly and qualified personnel certify that these methods have been ineffective. Some states may require an additional permit to kill gulls. No federal permit is needed, however, to frighten or mechanically exclude gulls.


Source:
http://icwdm.org/handbook/birds/Gulls.asp
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TopicWoke up from a nap, and my back hurts like a mofo. What do?
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 5:09:11 PM
#2
It's also localized. It does not spread to my arms or leg.
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TopicWoke up from a nap, and my back hurts like a mofo. What do?
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 4:52:55 PM
#1
Feels like I sprung a muscle. Lower left back. I breathe in too much, it hurts; I cough, it hurts; moving my back around, it hurts.

Sharp pain. If I stay still, no pain.

What do?
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Topici accidentally revealed my CE account to my parents and daughter
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 12:58:03 PM
#2
TopicMan who accidentally kicked seagull for eating his cheeseburger gets fined $124.
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 12:55:16 PM
#20
Paragon21XX posted...
What the fuck was a New Hampshire department doing in using a federal law to fine him? Also, how can accidentally injuring a protected bird even be considered as "taking" it?

It's not very clear. Maybe he took it with him to try to make it feel better.
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TopicWoman touches another woman's hair; awkwardness ensues. [VIDEO]
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 12:49:50 PM
#4
frozenshock posted...
Cuz white people tend to touch black people's hair as if it was some kind of mysterious substance from outer space

Oh is that a thing? I've never witnessed it.

gamepimp12 posted...
Black people arent a petting zoo

Never said they were. I never even brought up race. A woman saw neat looking hair and decided to touch it, not knowing personal boundaries. Big whoop.
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TopicWoman touches another woman's hair; awkwardness ensues. [VIDEO]
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 12:45:17 PM
#1
TopicMan who accidentally kicked seagull for eating his cheeseburger gets fined $124.
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 12:41:24 PM
#15
frozenshock posted...
Read the OP again, but replace "seagull" by "black people"

Sad state of affairs

wat
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TopicMan who accidentally kicked seagull for eating his cheeseburger gets fined $124.
IdiotMachine
09/08/18 11:50:45 AM
#5
MrNintendo1213 posted...
Tbh, I've never seen a pigeon in person.

Where do you live?
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