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Speaking of wrestling & politics

https://twitter.com/jrsbbq/status/1030875458970312704?s=21

LOLOLOL
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https://twitter.com/wesh/status/1030175264427401227?s=21

"They are treating me like a (expletive) black person." Doctor arrested at OIA tells us why he did it: bit.ly/2KZbvmH

White doctor doesnt think he should be roughed up during an arrest because hes not black

Bonus for wrestling fans: Check out who filmed it
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Zigzagoon posted...

Not all the jokes hit but they never did in Simpsons/Futurama anyways.

There are absolutely seasons of the Simpsons where all the jokes hit
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Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
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It's the pre-Turner NWA, so it's not all consolidated around just the Mid-Atlantic set of titles yet.
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Never flopped a straight flush before tonight
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ExThaNemesis posted...

Well I don't want to start the Sit N Go and then have someone show up like "OH I WANNA PLAY" lol.

We had at least 5 people interested and now they've all vanished.

You got BLUFFED
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I do not have those Cash Game/Tournaments tabs, just an empty white space. Must be a mobile thing. Ill drag out the laptop
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On BluffAve? I see nothing called group lobby.
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When I try to search it just says WHOOPS AN ERROR HAS OCCURED
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Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
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What was the goal of the war?

Did we accomplish that goal?
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TheRock1525 posted...

https://amp.businessinsider.com/tucker-carlson-rants-about-tacos-fox-2018-8

Jesus Christ, Tucker.

Tucker definitely shouldnt be allowed to enjoy tacos, but it has nothing to do with him being a white American
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https://twitter.com/tenilledashwood/status/1030532117057470467?s=21

This is why Tenille had to pull out of bookings this weekend: a psoriasis flare-up so bad that she sought hospitalization for relief.

I also suffer from severe plaque psoriasis and I can 100% relate. It feels like you are burning and sweat makes it worse
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https://twitter.com/kinaverygay/status/1029919827287310336?s=21

I salute these noble hackers

EDIT: Not a hack, just a parody site. Still great
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Especially when its down to heads up.

I am so bad at proper Final Two play
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ChaosTonyV4 posted...

No but for real though, I don't know if its impulse control or impatience from ADHD, but when it's not for money, I play Poker way too risky and blow my load way early.

I still might be interested, though.

I dont have ADHD and I get the impulse.

When there are no real consequences for losing, why not try to win quickly?
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Im in, for real or fake money
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Like, even the jobber B Team tag champs look like absolute losers who nobody should care about who are lucky to be employed.

I remember when they tried to celebrate with Roman and it was presented like LOL isnt it funny that those guys think Roman Reigns would lower himself to associate with the TAG TEAM CHAMPIONS OF THE WORLD?
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Is NX3 the magazine they use to set up those dozen reporters trying to talk to NXT stars for seemingly no reason?

Hey its a little goofy, but at least they try to make their wrestlers look IMPORTANT.

Far cry from the main roster where they treat it like these guys are lucky to have a job, and if they fall into disfavor with The Authority theyll be homeless
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We can just start sending those Boston Dynamics Android dogs to fight, right?
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On this weeks Going Viral Table for 3, Matt Hardy spells out all the specific Broken Universe intellectual property he won from TNA <_<

Also Zack Ryder talks about ZTLIS
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SmartMuffin posted...

Does EC3 have a gimmick in NXT?

I've been on the "EC3 needs to keep his 'Dixie Carter's nephew gimmick' even when he leaves TNA" bandwagon for years.

He has the EC3 gimmick basically

They even reference that he comes from an influential family

They just never spell it out.
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Just not THOSE kinds of brothers
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https://twitter.com/seanrosssapp/status/1030499197571813376?s=21

Thank goodness Hogan was reinstated
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Isnt this how MGS4 starts?
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https://twitter.com/allan_cheapshot/status/897790306812399625?s=21

Some of those great 200 pounders
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https://twitter.com/wwenxt/status/1030484492983717888?s=21

EC3 should get called up IMO
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Listening to Talk is Jericho where he and his cohost predict Summerslam results both while not knowing the build and while drinking. Its very good.

Jericho says he texted Vince and said he wanted to do WWE IC vs NJPW IC, Rollins vs Jericho, at Summerslam

Vince didnt text him back
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With his overall Rasmussen approval staying fairly level, does that mean hes losing ground with white voters in their poll?
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Also I bet even if Matt does have to retire, he could still do some entertaining Hardy Compound matches without having to bump
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

Yeah, didn't he not have feeling in his hands for a long while? I wonder how his neck got so messed up. It feels strange that it would be from his amateur wrestling.

Well his dad also has lots of neck problems
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PrivateBiscuit1 posted...

He's getting surgeries done and if he recovers he'll wrestle, but if he doesn't, WWE will make him a producer.

The other news from that piece in the Observer is that theyre also having Jason Jordan shadow the agents because HES not yet showing significant recovery from his surgery

Thats pretty sad
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They have JUST NOW STARTED taping Impact from a place where you have to buy tickets to get in, lol
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SmartMuffin posted...

TNA letting the Hardys go at the peak of their popularity might be the stupidest thing they've ever done, and that would be a hell of a Top 10 list.

They really really really needed to break out the checkbook and just give in to whatever demands they had...

From a financial perspective though, are they worth it when the company has no infrastructure capable of profiting from their popularity? <_<
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Jerry Jarrett is trying to push a TV show called Olympus Wrestling which would be a show similar to American Idol, just for wrestling, using Jim Cornette, Scott Hall and Robert Fuller as the three judges

Im speechless
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An actual modern reference

The underlying story of the past week revolves around changes with Harold Meij in control. Meijs track records in other businesses is strong, running businesses far larger than New Japan successfully and leading them to sizable growth. But pro wrestling is a unique business, very different from the toy business he came from. Its filled with sharks, and Meij is walking into a fight, whether he likes it or not, with the biggest shark, who is both an unhappy shark but a shark with almost Thanos level powers in this industry.

Someone shop Vince with the Gauntlet
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Reader vote from the Observer

G-1 MVP
Tomohiro Ishii 333
Kota Ibushi 129
Hiroshi Tanahashi 70
Kenny Omega 21

BEST MATCH OF G-1
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kota Ibushi 168
Kenny Omega vs. Tomohiro Ishii 165
Kota Ibushi vs. Kenny Omega 56
Kota Ibushi vs. Tomohiro Ishii 39
Hiroshi Tanahashi vs. Kazuchika Okada 30
Tomohiro Ishii vs. Hirooki Goto 21
Tomohiro Ishii vs. Tetsuya Naito 10
Kenny Omega vs. Tetsuya Naito 9

Close one for best match!
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This is the most Fox News thing ever
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https://twitter.com/loudmouthjulia/status/1030081907390861312?s=21

True Gamers are gonna win the war!
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I hope its not because theyre planning to send those troops somewhere else <_<
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SmartMuffin posted...

Confirms my basic thesis that 45% of people vote Democrat every time, 45% vote Republican every time, and the real "race" is over the remaining 10%.

Thats why the current Dem Socialist push is not to convert red to blue, but to convert non-voter to voter
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They were talking a lot about Aretha Franklins death on the news, and, being Detroit, they mentioned her anthem at WM3

...all 93,000 people in the arena that night...

NO ONE TELL DAVE
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Youre asking TNA to make wise economic decisions

Come on
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Like sometimes I try to imagine what it must be like to be someone like Trump who has to constantly balance so many spinning plates of corruption and it just seems so exhausting
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Thank you, Eddie Guerrero.
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Colossally stupid AND YET successful
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And yeah, I just logged out and was still able to access current Impacts and Xplosions even though everything else was locked out

The most recent one is 8/2. 8/9 will go up after tonights episode airs and its not the most current episode anymore
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I have AppleTV so I dont know the Roku interface, but under Promotions there should be an Impact Wrestling 2018 option.
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https://www.washingtonpost.com/opinions/revoke-my-security-clearance-too-mr-president/2018/08/16/8b149b02-a178-11e8-93e3-24d1703d2a7a_story.html
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http://www.prowrestlingsheet.com/seth-rollins-rock-mania/#.W3XXzeIpCEc

If were not the guys who can main event WrestleMania, then how are we ever gonna be The Rock? How are we gonna be Stone Cold Steve Austin? We cant hold onto these guys forever. We just cant. To me, lets do Seth Rollins-Roman Reigns before we do Seth Rollins-The Rock. Thats me.

Thats very cute how he assumed he would be the one against The Rock out of that pairing
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You do have to be a very poor conspiracy theory to be so thin even Vlado can see through it.

But supposedly its still growing
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https://twitter.com/oneunderscore__/status/1030171310255693825?s=21

Q, the notorious government employee with top secret clearance, spent today getting extremely upset about XBox Live being down.

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