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TopicDrake shuts down restaurant to go out with 18yo model, twitter in anger
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 3:43:32 PM
#51
EnterTheTekken posted...
That's what Seinfeld did with his wife. Scouted her in the minors and called her up to the big leagues.


haha
TopicDrake shuts down restaurant to go out with 18yo model, twitter in anger
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 3:17:07 PM
#31
I wouldn't doubt that Drake was already hitting it when she was 15 and just waited for her to turn 18 to start posting pics and shit.
TopicBeing physically attracted to your wife = good
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 12:27:52 PM
#13
TopicDo you take any coffee or any kind of pre-workout before you exercise?
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 12:25:42 PM
#16
I wake up, drink water, then go to the gym.
TopicYou walk into a dance club when this music starts playing...
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 12:20:58 PM
#1


How do you react?
TopicWhy are capybaras so darn cute?
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 11:33:20 AM
#1
TopicWhen did The Simpsons stop being funny?
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 12:50:33 AM
#3
Season 9 was the last good season. 10 had a few good episodes.
TopicWhat kind of man eats just a salad
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 12:44:27 AM
#6
TopicI think Spiderman 3 would've been better if they removed Venom *spoilers*
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 12:41:56 AM
#15
I didn't like the Harry sub plot. Harry should have killed Mary Jane.

Sandman sucked.

He steals and shit, but then is like no I'm a good guy. Then minutes later he teams up with Venom and tries to kill Spider-Man then after the fight he's like Spider-Man I'm actually a good guy trying to help my daughter.
TopicAlmost Halloween... top 5 Goosebumps stories
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 12:34:54 AM
#1
In no particular order.

Say Cheese and Die
Night of the Living Dummy
The Cuckoo Clock of Doom
The Haunted Mask
Phantom of the Auditorium
TopicStone Cold Steve Austin will be in the main event at Wrestlemania!
ninjarobot_22
09/15/18 12:14:56 AM
#1
The Rock is the WWF champion!

TopicSo glad society is over the Joker and Harley phase
ninjarobot_22
09/14/18 2:57:01 PM
#5
Hollywood killed it.
TopicSpider-Man was really fucking good.
ninjarobot_22
09/14/18 2:54:42 PM
#17
I want an X-Men Arkham type game.
TopicGet me some more cookies
ninjarobot_22
09/13/18 12:35:17 PM
#1
TopicRemember when the PS3 was revealed and it was a huge step up graphics wise
ninjarobot_22
09/13/18 11:06:43 AM
#8
This is the type of graphic we need next

TopicHenry Cavill Out as Superman Amid Warner Bros.' DC Universe Shake-Up
ninjarobot_22
09/12/18 1:56:55 PM
#104
I prefer Michael Keaton as Batman.
TopicMichael B. Jordan may play the next Superman.
ninjarobot_22
09/12/18 12:44:18 PM
#35
Maybe Bizarro Superman, but not "The Superman".
TopicThe last episode of Black Mirror is the most fucked up thing I have seen...
ninjarobot_22
09/12/18 12:40:55 PM
#1
in my life.

Mainly the first story... about the doctor becoming attracted to pain and having an orgasm while killing a homeless man.
TopicI'm at work
ninjarobot_22
09/11/18 5:43:21 PM
#1
Bored af.

5.5 hours left.
TopicWise from your gwave
ninjarobot_22
09/11/18 1:13:32 PM
#1
TopicBlack Mirror - Black Museum episode *possible spoilers*
ninjarobot_22
09/09/18 2:27:12 AM
#1
The first story about the doctor becoming addicted to pain was creepy af.
TopicMillenials shocked over the 90s hit American Pie.
ninjarobot_22
09/08/18 12:21:33 PM
#29
I was like 11 when American Pie came out. I loved it then and I love it now.
TopicClassic Simpsons quotes
ninjarobot_22
09/08/18 10:44:52 AM
#87
Lisa: If you wish to be out sitter
Please be sweet, and never bitter
Help us with maths and book reports

Bart: Might I add, eat my shorts

Lisa: Bart!

Bart: Just cuttin' through the treacle

Lisa: If Maggie's fussy, don't avoid her

Bart: Let me get away with moider

Lisa: Teach us songs and magic tricks

Homer: Might I add, no fat chicks!

Marge: Homer!

Lisa: The nanny we want is kindly and sage

Homer: And one who will work for minimum wage

Lisa: Hurry, nanny, things are grim -

Grandpa: I'll do it!

Bart & Lisa: Anyone but him.

TopicClassic Simpsons quotes
ninjarobot_22
09/08/18 12:28:21 AM
#55


My eyes! The goggles do nothing!
TopicClassic Simpsons quotes
ninjarobot_22
09/07/18 3:52:19 PM
#52
Monorail episode

[Homer can't stop the monorail]

Marge: Homer, there's a man here who thinks he can help you.

Homer: Batman?

Marge: No, he's a scientist.

Homer: Batman's a scientist.

Marge: It's NOT Batman.
TopicClassic Simpsons quotes
ninjarobot_22
09/07/18 1:02:07 AM
#42


Marge: ...But all I did was tell the truth.

Lionel Hutz: Of course you did! But there's "the truth" (shakes head) and "the truth." (smiles wide) Let me show you. (shows pictures of homes for sale)

Marge: It's awfully small.

Lionel Hutz: I'd say it's awfully "cozy."

Marge: That's dilapidated.

Lionel Hutz: "Rustic."

Marge: That house is on fire!

Lionel Hutz: "Motivated seller."
Topicwhy aren't dad dicks as big as they used to be
ninjarobot_22
09/06/18 4:02:25 PM
#6
Soy
TopicWhat is the first video game you remember playing?
ninjarobot_22
09/06/18 3:56:43 PM
#19
Sonic the hedgehog 1 for genesis
TopicClassic Simpsons quotes
ninjarobot_22
09/06/18 3:08:02 PM
#12
Alpha218 posted...
SKINNER: Uhh... no! That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having! Mmm... steamed clams! [beat] Ooh...
[a few moments later]
SKINNER: Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!
CHALMERS: I thought we were having steamed clams.
SKINNER: D'oh, no. I said steamed hams! That's what I call hamburgers!
CHALMERS: You call hamburgers "steamed hams?"
SKINNER: Yes. It's a regional dialect!
CHALMERS: Uh-huh... uh, what region?
SKINNER: Uhh... upstate New York?
CHALMERS: Really? Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams."
SKINNER: Oh, not in Utica, no. It's an Albany expression.
CHALMERS: I see. [beat] You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.
SKINNER: Oh ho ho ho... no, patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe.
CHALMERS: For steamed hams?
SKINNER: Yes.
CHALMERS: Yeah, so you call them "steamed hams" despite the fact they are obviously grilled.


This part gets me every time.
TopicClassic Simpsons quotes
ninjarobot_22
09/06/18 3:00:01 PM
#1
Cayman Islands Bank Manager: "I'm sorry, I can't disclose any information about that customer's secret, illegal account."

[hangs up]

Cayman Islands Bank Manager: "Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said he was a customer... Oh, crap. I shouldn't have said it was a secret... Oh, crap! I *certainly* shouldn't have said it was illegal!"

TopicJ.G. Wentworth
ninjarobot_22
09/06/18 2:43:34 PM
#10
TopicWeird thought: If first contact happened now, Aliens would meet with Trump
ninjarobot_22
09/06/18 2:41:51 PM
#4
They would hand Mr. Trump a book called, "To Serve Man."
TopicGod damn at that Katherine Knight murder. She skinned a man and cooked him
ninjarobot_22
09/06/18 2:33:56 PM
#10
It rubs the lotion on the skin.
TopicIs this the best movie studio logo?
ninjarobot_22
09/06/18 2:30:36 PM
#1
TopicBatman the Animated Series Top 5 Episodes
ninjarobot_22
09/05/18 3:49:09 PM
#1
Almost Got'em - Joker, Penguin, Poison Ivy, Two-Face, Killer Croc

Heart of Ice - Mr. Freeze

Perchance to Dream - Mad Hatter

Two-Face pt. 1 & 2 - Two-Face

House & Garden - Poison Ivy
TopicWrestling fans really don't see their hippocrisy at all.
ninjarobot_22
09/05/18 1:27:29 AM
#24
Wrestling was better when it was more cartoony, so Hulk Hogan's 5 final moves worked well for him because he's freaking Hulk Hogan and it also made sense for someone like the Undertaker to get up really fast because he's a zombie.

When WWE started going for a more realistic approach it lost all of that appeal. Now when Roman Reigns does his final moves it just feels off. It's like someone making a football league that's scripted, but it also tries to act like the NFL. For me there's not point with that. I'll just watch real football if that's what I want. That's where WWE is right now for me. It's like hey we know we're fake, but we're trying to be real at the same time.

That's just me. Maybe I'm the only one that feels that way.
TopicWhats everyones favourite Resident Evil game?
ninjarobot_22
09/04/18 11:55:18 PM
#15
I went with 4 just because I think it's the best valued game. It's one of the longest RE games I played. It also has a lot of variety.

Resident Evil remake is a close second.
TopicHow scripted is Magic For Humans?
ninjarobot_22
09/04/18 12:24:47 AM
#1
Some of the stuff seems a little unreal.
TopicI have recurring dreams of plane crashes.
ninjarobot_22
09/03/18 12:54:02 AM
#4
I have plenty of dreams about vampires. Dreams are weird or my neighbor is really a vampire.
TopicI havent seen such a vocal self justification for a game as Spiderman for PS4
ninjarobot_22
09/03/18 12:52:59 AM
#43
I like Spider-Man therefore I am excited for this game.
TopicI miss the emo era from the mid 2000s to early 2010s.
ninjarobot_22
09/01/18 9:21:57 PM
#85
It just takes some time little girl you're in the middle of the ride everything, everything is gonna be alright. Everything, everything is gonna be alright.
TopicGood shooter and good sandbox ps4 games?
ninjarobot_22
09/01/18 9:18:20 PM
#2
Uncharted 4.
TopicAny other sites that offer free movies like Sony's Crackle?
ninjarobot_22
09/01/18 12:00:10 AM
#1
nt
TopicI love Roman Reigns.
ninjarobot_22
08/31/18 2:49:39 PM
#3
I had a weird dream about wrestling the other day. The rock and triple h were fighting in a cage match and Kane appeared and started beating up the rock. Then rock beat up Kane and triple h then got the rock and beat him. Then Kane unmasked himself and it was the undertaker. Then the undertaker started a new vampire gimmick and he had blood running down his mouth and fangs.
TopicI wanna play something new. I dunno what
ninjarobot_22
08/31/18 2:37:40 PM
#3
Plants vs Zombies
TopicAre the MCU movies better than Spider-Man 2?
ninjarobot_22
08/31/18 2:10:07 PM
#19
I preferred spider man 2002.

And I think avengers and captain America winter soldier are better than spider man 2.
TopicNathan Drake and Solid Snake swap places
ninjarobot_22
08/31/18 1:59:40 PM
#1
Drake is now trying to stop Liquid Snake from bombing the world and Snake is trying to stop Lazaravich.

Do they survive and accomplish their mission?
Topicwhy are liberals so triggered by sex dolls and sex bots
ninjarobot_22
08/31/18 1:47:09 PM
#42
Fake news.
TopicTrump: We're wasting gov't money! No raises for federal employees!
ninjarobot_22
08/31/18 1:45:33 PM
#3
Sad!
TopicSonic the Hedgehog 2 > Sonic 3 and Knuckles
ninjarobot_22
08/31/18 1:34:53 PM
#39
Bad guy knuckles makes sonic 3 and knuckles the best.

P.S.

I always liked the hip hop music for knuckles. I didn't like that they changed it when you attached the cartridge.
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