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Topic	You now permanently clog toilets whenever you poop
Blorfenburger 09/25/18 8:58:27 PM #7	Does this mean its possible to clog the earth with one shit? --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Bowsette art has now gone too far
Blorfenburger 09/25/18 8:55:51 PM #35	DeltaBladeX posted... I spoke too soon. NOW it has gone too far. https://imgur.com/vnSAr6s Damn, THATS good --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Bowsette art has now gone too far
Blorfenburger 09/25/18 8:53:39 PM #34	Hehehehehehehe thats good. Im gonna show my friends --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	so how do soup kitchens work?
Blorfenburger 09/25/18 2:07:19 PM #2	Judgement from GOD. And the gas you'll spend to get cheap soup --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Moon Landing: Did it happen?
Blorfenburger 09/25/18 2:05:21 PM #9	Sure feels good living in a world where a human landed on the moon --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Are you racist?
Blorfenburger 09/25/18 10:54:11 AM #60	APPARENTLY I'm "racist" for yelling "racial obscenities" and "declaring race wars" and throwing children "like a crazy person" --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Moon Landing: Did it happen?
Blorfenburger 09/25/18 10:49:26 AM #2	I see myself coming back here --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	You ever get home and
Blorfenburger 09/24/18 1:42:50 PM #5	Dang. Its usually dry where I live so the humidity comes from me --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Why am I so stupid?
Blorfenburger 09/24/18 1:31:01 AM #27	Interesting --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What keeps you from ending it all?
Blorfenburger 09/23/18 10:18:45 PM #40	I would like to add: Being a motherfucking sorcerer --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Post music that gives you goosebumps
Blorfenburger 09/23/18 3:33:05 PM #13	--- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	How do you feel about the police?
Blorfenburger 09/23/18 3:28:58 PM #26	I havent met any ass cops but my parents weren't so lucky. But i see how they treat others --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What keeps you from ending it all?
Blorfenburger 09/23/18 3:24:37 PM #21	Big asses, friends, games, and dogs --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Should I close my account
Blorfenburger 09/23/18 3:21:05 AM #13	You're being dramatic --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	You ever just take time to stop and appreciate how fucking cool video games are?
Blorfenburger 09/23/18 3:18:59 AM #8	Aw ye --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	The next topic you make will lead the entire world into a hyperinflation
Blorfenburger 09/23/18 3:17:31 AM #2	Great --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Telltale Games is shutting down
Blorfenburger 09/21/18 11:25:34 PM #12	What? Oh damn --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	You become the President of the United States
Blorfenburger 09/21/18 7:37:17 PM #2	I was JUST about to say I would enact the Big Ass Bill --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What did you all think of Until Dawn?
Blorfenburger 09/21/18 7:04:57 PM #8	I thought it was alright. I didnt really like most of the characters like the glasses guy, and one of the girls. I did think those therapy scenes were cool though --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	are you ok?
Blorfenburger 09/21/18 5:13:07 PM #8	Im alright. Nervous about my cna thing though --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Horror films don't scare me
Blorfenburger 09/21/18 5:11:47 PM #3	Your bravery rivals that of the greatest warriors --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What are great things you want to achieve in life?
Blorfenburger 09/21/18 12:19:30 PM #11	Be a nurse, be a better dad to my future kids. Which wont be hard, just gotta be careful. Tv and real life always tell me that growing up poor or middle class then becoming well off and buying everything for kids spoils them. Makes them into shitheads, very true with this one family I had to work with, my god --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What kind of gamer are you?
Blorfenburger 09/21/18 12:04:51 PM #15	Hehehehehehehe. If this was done ironically then it's pretty good stuff. And yeah of course its mostly shooters. Only cool kids play shooters --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Which game(s) do you have fond memories of but would not want to replay?
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 1:34:00 PM #48	ReggieTheReckless posted... Most of these for me would be games that I beat on the hardest difficulty and now that difficulty is ruined for me and I'll only ever want to play the game on super super easy from now on because I've accomplished my goal and screw it being ultra hard ever again Im the opposite. When i beat a game on its hardest I cant go back to easy. So it's middle or slightly higher but not highest. I pretty much refuse to play eaay amd havent in quite some time --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Which game(s) do you have fond memories of but would not want to replay?
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 1:16:04 PM #46	Far-Queue posted... Beyond Good & Evil Absolutely loved that game, but I'm someone who inverts Y, which isn't an option in BG&E. It was a struggle to play through it, but the game is fantastic. I even collected all the photos without a guide even though using the camera to take pics was a huge pain in the ass, especially for moving creatures. Bought the HD remaster thinking they'd fixed it, but they didn't. Gasp. I too suffered the "normal" settings --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Your dog is an 'it'...
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 1:12:34 PM #22	Solid Sonic posted... Blorfenburger posted... FatalAccident posted... sounds like tc got some deep rooted issues i dont even wanna get into I would love to get into it Well, fine. I'm just trying to provoke people who get bent out of shape when you don't take the time to identify their dog's gender, as if it's some heinous slight against them. Sorry I didn't look between your dog's hind legs before referring to IT. Thats why I say DOG. Or boof. And dont worry, I knew what you were doing --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What class would Adolph Hitler be summoned for the Holy Grail War?
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 10:09:37 AM #18	That link made me even more confused --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What's a good couples Halloween costume?
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 10:06:29 AM #14	A piece of toast and an egg --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Post a game series, and I'll try to rank all the games
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 10:04:58 AM #19	dainkinkaide posted... Megami Tensei. All the way from Megami Tensei for the Famicom up to Persona 5, including all the side games and spinoffs. Be sure to include all of the games that never got released outside of Japan like the Majin Tensei games, the first Devil Summoner, and Giten Megami Tensei for the PC-98. Be absolutely certain to include Jack Bros. for the Virtual Boy. What the hell --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What class would Adolph Hitler be summoned for the Holy Grail War?
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 10:04:04 AM #16	Not positive bit I think you guys are talking about magic the gathering. I voted for caster because I think he'd have some kind of fire powers, something to burn his enemies. That something casters can do? --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Your dog is an 'it'...
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 9:59:05 AM #15	FatalAccident posted... sounds like tc got some deep rooted issues i dont even wanna get into I would love to get into it --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Damn, I haven't been back here in ages.
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 9:58:07 AM #4	I only lurked during then. Mostly used the actual game faqs on this site called gamefaqs --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Which game(s) do you have fond memories of but would not want to replay?
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 9:55:55 AM #42	Call of duty 3. I replayed it a few years ago and beat it on veteran, now I feel no desire to play again. It was ugly anyway, 2 looked slightly better --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Ariana Grande is grandly sexy
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 1:53:03 AM #32	xjayguyx posted... Keebs05 posted... She's cute but way too damn skinny Again a virgin that will never get anything close to this in his life. Maybe.. just maybe.. if you actually talk to a fatty that you like you might get pity sex. Or pay a hundred bucks. You implying you like stick girls? --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	How corrupt are you?
Blorfenburger 09/20/18 12:07:19 AM #17	Are.. Are you okay? --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	How corrupt are you?
Blorfenburger 09/19/18 11:48:36 PM #12	Retroxgamer0 posted... Blorfenburger posted... I would have put 4 but im a GM so that gives me the +1 on the trust scale trait Def toxic Hey not all GMs are toxic. Im positive if one my friends runs a game he'd turn into a nazi villain --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What defines a "jabroni" for you?
Blorfenburger 09/19/18 11:10:39 PM #7	A real daboofus I'd say --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	How corrupt are you?
Blorfenburger 09/19/18 11:08:26 PM #7	I would have put 4 but im a GM so that gives me the +1 on the trust scale trait --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Ariana Grande is grandly sexy
Blorfenburger 09/19/18 11:02:49 PM #19	Sonicplys posted... Too skinny --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Are you buying PlayStation Classic?
Blorfenburger 09/19/18 11:00:40 PM #10	Highly doubt it. But if one of my friends gave me one I'd appreciate it, also unlikely. --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	What's on the menu?
Blorfenburger 09/19/18 10:58:47 PM #15	Thinkin of something with chicken. Dont have much right now so I may create an abomination --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	PotDer shipping topic!
Blorfenburger 09/19/18 10:57:34 PM #21	I thought this was gonna be about shipping costs not the emotional cost of shipping --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	You ever get home and
Blorfenburger 09/19/18 2:50:15 AM #3	Wait, what, why a cave? --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	You ever get home and
Blorfenburger 09/19/18 2:47:59 AM #1	Take your pants off and get hit with hot wet air? --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	How long did it take you to figure out what you wanted to do with your life?
Blorfenburger 09/18/18 2:50:39 PM #13	2 years ago, then started college last year. In my early 20s. Sure wish i had money --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	I really wish I had the skills to get the job I want.
Blorfenburger 09/18/18 2:46:22 PM #22	I want to be a paramedic. But its gonna be a while --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	My dog deleted all of my save data on my Switch!!!1
Blorfenburger 09/18/18 2:44:13 PM #17	Initiate honorable combat with the boof --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Woohoo! New glasses!
Blorfenburger 09/18/18 12:37:47 AM #6	Im envious. Mine are pretty scratched up --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	Why is a song used to lull babies to sleep is about a baby falling to his death
Blorfenburger 09/17/18 7:36:34 PM #20	Destroy the child --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
Topic	so is Olivia Munn wrong to have Steven Wilder Striegel's scene pulled?
Blorfenburger 09/17/18 6:37:09 PM #20	Hell i had no idea this was a thing until yesterday. As long as the guy had no scenes with the super child it would have been maybe okay --- I use inverted controls. Also I hate fandoms. I'm the Assman. Come on boy you know what I'm all about.
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