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DirkDiggles posted...

bulletproofvita posted...

DirkDiggles posted...

Movie 43
Ace Ventura 3
Jupiter Ascending
Evan Almighty
Catwoman
Jack and Jill
Staying Alive
Mac and Me
3 Strikes

Huh, when did this happen?

Lmao i just watched the trailer. Somebody actually put money towards making this.


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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Indiana Jones And The Temple Of DoomGuy
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Switzerland
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Sword girlfriend who raves about the Food Network.

Im excited to watch her chop lettuce.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Karen. Rashida Jones is so gorgeous.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Fire Tower Watcher. You're way out in the middle of nowhere sitting in a high tower, just you, scanning the distance for hours, reading, chilling out, going for a hike, exploring, occasionally giving updates on a radio.

Hell yes.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

People still have sex in their 60's?
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I read ebooks.

Do i have a chance >_>
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Kajagogo posted...

Ignore the people saying T3 was bad. They are just trying to fit in.

It may not be the best, but it's certainly not bad.

This. And the ending was awesome.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I've tried to get into NFL for a while now but its hard because I work sunday mornings/afternoons and Thursday nights. If I had a team it'd be the Lions, just because i'm a Red Wings fan and it's easy to transition to.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

jpenny2 posted...

Almost everything from Jason Friedberg and Aaron Seltzer.

Oh dear god this. When you stuff as much pop culture references into a movie to cover up a lack of any real wit or humor, you get that vile excrement those two losers conjure up.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Loved Specter's, with the tentacles etc. And im one of the few that really enjoyed the Sam Smith song, made it epic.

Also really like Casino Royale's, with the use of cards (the two hole punches next to the 7 etc). And IMO You Know My Name is the best Bond song in the entire series.

And i'll throw in OHMSS too just because of the instrumental John Barry theme.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Hockey, more specifically goaltending.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

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Garioshi posted...

I can build shit with ice

I can melt your shit with fire.

I can put out your shit with my melted ice.

I can melt your face with fire!

I can.....i can.....i....

Shut up :(
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Watch the credits for the Hot Shots and Naked Gun movies. Entertaining as hell.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

stone posted...

Garioshi posted...

I can build shit with ice

I can melt your shit with fire.

I can put out your shit with my melted ice.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

They removed Spider Man from the game. You just play as Peter Parker before the spider bite, and you have to do missions such as doing laundry and going to get groceries for Aunt May.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Doesnt bug me. Its not like you cant go into an unmapped area anyways.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

EffectAndCause posted...

Fuck that, deal breaker.

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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Turtles In Time
Duke Nukem 3D
Fire Emblem Radiant Dawn
Starfox 64
REmake
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Im a guilty tipper, even if i get shitty service i still feel bad for not leaving something. Stupid, i know.

I did have one waitress who was friendly but right from the get go it was clear she was stressed and not having a great day. I left her like a 30 dollar tip added onto the bill. Felt good.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I know i'll probably get flamed for this, but i watched Angry Joe's review of it after it came out and that was all i needed to stay away. Watching the CinemaSins vid just emphasized that.

Even if it is better than they made it out to be, i have no urge to waste my time with a movie thats 'okay'. Im not THAT bored.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

green butter posted...

fuck anyone who makes fun of someone for just doing their hustle & trying to get by

This. And his line of work is a hell of a lot more honorable than the sewer that is Fox News.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Raw, bloody and loaded with bacteria?
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Oh the US is the talk of the world alright >_>
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Married With Children. Needs a proper sendoff season, not an out-of-nowhere Fox cancellation and then a boring reunion show years later.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

averagejoel posted...

it's not a christmas movie, it's just set at christmas time

Most of It's A Wonderful Life doesn't take place at Christmas and yet it's a Christmas movie.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Im probably alone on this, But I saw Raiders (Of The Lost Ark) trading Khalil Mack (sounds like Kali Ma, Temple Of Doom) and the Indiana Jones theme started playing in my head.

If I just blew your fuckin mind, then good.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

How are women supposed to know if they can pole vault again?

Commercials, man.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Worst customer experience? Worst coworker you've ever worked with and what made them so bad? Do you eat the stuff you make or do you bring your own meals? The biggest accident you've seen while at work?

And really, the most important one:

How often is a new pot of coffee made?
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

MuayThai85 posted...

Hulkasaurusrex posted...

It was a joke maybe for american broadcasts but leave that shit out of canadian broadcasts.

This. For some reason Americans found it hard to track the puck so they came up with this garbage. It was fucking terrible and the best thing they did was get rid of that shit.

I know its old news and everything but im still shaking my head over it. How is it hard to track the puck? Ridiculous. Unless you have the visual reflexes of a stoned turtle, I just don't get it.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

ctrl + f

'Ash' not found.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

A polar bear's skin is actually black.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Congrats. That level is an ungodly pain in the ass.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

If it's anything like Spider Man 2 on GC/PS2, i'm all for it. Just swinging around the city doing literally nothing was fun as hell in that game.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

_Goggalor_ posted...

It's ok. Not really all that funny, but the world and characters are interesting.

This pretty much echoes how i feel. Theres a great laugh here and there but the setting and characters keep me watching.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Bump
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I think my favorite was the 12 Days Of Shitsmas videos.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Vote is dead even. Interesting.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Grizzly bears. I don't know why, but I've always been kind of fascinated with them.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I just realized I said Disenchanted and not DisenchanMENT which is the actual title of the show. Lol, d'oh.

And Abbi Jacobson plays Bean, I just looked it up. I wasn't sure either.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I was iffy on it at first. But after a few episodes it grew on me. A lot of the jokes fall flat, but it has some good bits as well and i'm enjoying the world and the characters. Hoping it gets better and better.

EDIT: The show is Disenchanment, not Disenchanted. Didn't realize this until much later.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Walk. I just blasted that motherfucker in the car on the way home.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

My personal favorite:


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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

Id pwn everybody with Rocko.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

That's not Doomguy. Doomguy doesn't talk.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

I don't. I don't re-read books, even if I really enjoy them, because there's so much more new stuff out there to read. So I just load a shit ton of stuff onto my Kobo and i'm set for a few months and I can take it anywhere. Love it.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'

She's a complete idiot. Her coverage of the pro wrestling deaths, many of which had nothing to do with drugs yet she grouped them in together, was abysmally stupid.
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'We're not gonna make it, are we? People i mean.'
'It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.'