Lurker > AlisLandale

No, I refuse to let this slide.

like Dido, I will go down with this ship

the Pepsi flavor and the caramel flavor did not harmonize at all. It was like oil and water. You could taste the cola, you could taste the caramel. But they didnt blend nor complement each other. Youd have the exact same experience by using Pepsi to wash down a handful of Werthers Originals


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PatrickMahomes posted...

Is it by definition possible for more than one "perfect" woman to exist?

Well, everytime you meet the girl, youll believe her to be perfect, often telling your brother that you finally found the one

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Whenever you decide to look for one, within one week you will meet a perfect girl.

the catch is that no relationship will last longer than a week, because it will always end with you becoming increasingly neurotic and sabotaging the relationship over some trivial detail that nobody else would care about.

also your dad and his dog live with you.

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CrimsonRage posted...

if men don't like being objectified, maybe say something instead of bitching at women?

...you sort of missed the entire point, but I like your enthusiasm

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Sabram posted...

Until you're 16 everything you think you own is actually owned by your parents or guardian.

Unethical life pro-tip: become a drug kingpin at 14. The cops cant touch you because the meth isnt yours, its your parents

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Power Rangers Ninja Storm only had one girl that would be a lame af sex party

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>when your boyfriends girlfriend buys you a Switch

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PrettyBoyFloyd posted...

Reminds me of the girl who works at the Bombchu Bowling Alley.

Gosh I had the weirdest crush on her. >_>

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I look like Im shitting my diapers but Im actually 6000 years old

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All hail Rosalina

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DirkDiggles posted...

Until it transforms into an ugly ass crow creature.

>talkin flim-flam about about crows

fite me irl

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TIL Mork and Mindy takes place in the same universe as Happy Days

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Gotta respect the hustle

until they whine that the media Corp theyve been piggybacking a userbase from starts fucking up and they actually have to do their own marketing and promoting, like a real business lol

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That soda was a mistake

not as much as one as the weird chili flavored one though

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Tsukasa1891 posted...

You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.

I came in here expecting a joke like that.

You can ban a man, but you cant ban Anna

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https://youtu.be/7wDN_BJagdw

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Nothin sexier than a girl who knows how to use a grill.

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Its not who you are IRL, its what you post that defines you.

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I have you tagged as 2077 flop, elden/ds hit

Now to be fair, Death Stranding has had a pretty strong impact despite how divisive its been. Will probably go down as a fan/cult classic.

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Bubble Bobble

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Probably, lol. Every time its used by the AI its a wasted turn, and by the time you get to a part of the game where electrical attacks are something to worry about, youve got better options.

But as far as actual damaging attacks go, Ill say Astonish. A ghost move that is famously most common on non-ghost Pokmon in early routes where normal Pokmon are incredibly common.

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Theyre simply doing through tattoos what their t-shirts have been doing for years now.



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So how's that novel coming along?

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You should feel honored, no human has seen this next technique before.

i should warn you, even at 12 percent of my power, Ive destroyed mountains. I have no idea what itll do at 15.

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Hrrrrrnnnnnnnng

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Machete posted...

Yeah, that's even what his supporters in congress said.

"What is the strongest exculpatory evidence to exonerate the president?"

"The president's own words!!"

It's like...

"What evidence does the defense have that proves your client is not guilty of murder?"

"The fact that we plead not guilty."

I love the parts of the transcript where they were trying to reassure that there was no quid pro quo.

it was like ASIPs implication gag but in real life and with world leaders instead of common idiots

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Which rights were taken away?

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Oh, I saw Office, but I'm a bit ambivalent towards it. I liked Parks and Rec but wasn't super in love with it. Haven't watched The Good Place yet, but knowing Ted Danson is in it tempts me every time I see it pop up on Netflix.

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I'm ready for the Dragon Ball Cinematic Universe

jk

I am curious what they'll debut it with. Maybe start with the Pilaf arc and tie it in to the first Budokai Tenkaichi, and then a sequel with the Red Ribbon Army, and round off a trilogy with the Piccolo story.

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This is the weirdest idea for a Highlander sequel.

But probably not the worst.

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A mulberry is a tree

Kuwabara is a man!

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teepan95 posted...

It's so good

It really is. The chemistry is so perfect, and it manages this perfect balance of antagonism and wholesomeness. Or at least, up until episode 10. I just finished the Thanksgiving episode. >_>

The main character reminds me of Shawn Spencer from Psych, lol.

Rosa is who I wish I was. Amy is who I actually am. <_<

Boyle manages to be kind of pathetic but still really likable. He's sort of like Niles Crane from Frasier.

Holt is perfect.

I've known too many Gina's to not find her funny.

Terry Crews kills me in every scene he's in.

Only characters I don't like are those two old dudes, but that's mostly because they're usually just butt-monkeys and haven't really gotten any real focus or development. I don't really like characters like Meg Griffin or Jerry from Parks and Rec because they just depress me. <_<

EvenSpoonier posted...

Awesome stuff. Have you checked out their other work?

As in the actors? Not really. I just know Terry Crews from Old Spice commercials and White Chicks.

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TheDreadedWave posted...

That's the case with everyone though.

Like if they picked Oshawott that's automatically a 2/10

That's not fair, Gen V is a catch 22.

At least Samurott has a badass samurai motif, even if Dewott was the only truly good thing about that line. >_>

Serperior is lame, and Emboar is the red-headed step-child of the Fire Fighters.

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But now that playtime is over, I'll give you a taste of 15%.

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What can be used in place of Flash for browser-based games? HTML5? I haven't played browser games in years lol. >_>

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Too. Long.

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evil_zombie11 posted...

I thought they were just going for the silent badass type with Heero...?

In a weird coincidence, I've read some speculation about Jotaro Kujo potentially being autistic.

Certainly not what the author intended, but interesting that another "silent badass" had given off that impression.

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The place I bought my wedding ring from switched to comenity bank a year or two ago.

spent my lunch break trying to dispute the charge only to find out theyre legit lol

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spudger posted...

no flying cars

no cool dystopian futurescape

To be fair the world is pretty dystopian

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They wanted me to build them a computer! So I gave them a casing filled with used pinball machine parts!

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Ive been trying to make better use of my free time. Im still not very good but I managed these the past two days.

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https://i.imgur.com/V6Jjp0Q.jpg

What have you guys got?

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Get some crayons and get to work on that certification

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TIL I could have been a YouTube content creator if I just had some basics editing skills and recited Wikipedia articles.

...them sweet adbux coulda been miiiiiine!

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I still feel guilty about this one, but it's a bit hard to illustrate.

So I am here

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And my wife is here
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Standard, well...you know the position.

Anyways, I try to slip my hand beneath the, erm...the bosom (marked on the illustration as being underneath the second dash)

But here's the thing. During the...the heightened state of arousal, the...the nipplistic appendage on the breast, it was quite engorged. And It was in contact with the bedsheet below.

And my finger, in an attempt to clasp the bosom orb, cleared the primary curvature of the orb, but not the nipplonic apex. It interected at the base of the areola.

So my finger was here

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And the bosom cap was here

> T

And if you can imagine the intersection of the T being the same intersection of the areola and the...the nip...that's what my fingers collided with.

And what, what happened, was, the erect, engorged appendage (the vertical line of the "T") curled beneath my finger, which clamped down, inadvertently, the nipple, to the bedsheet, pulling on the areola.

So it looked like this

> y

That ended horfficlly. Still feel bad about it.

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ledbowman posted...

Goldfinger

https://youtu.be/QcJdgHhQDL4

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Playable Futaba plz

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You stopped during the DS era, which many consider to be the peak of the franchise.

the 3DS era, the one you admit to having not played, is the one people are most at odds with in terms of stagnation and laziness.

yes, you can cheese any dungeon in Pokmon by leaving for a Pokmon center.

but the dungeons by design discourage this because backtracking unnecessarily through Silph or Rock Tunnel is a pain in the ass. Combined with a natural instinct to push forward when you think youre making progress in spite of your poor condition, with routes that you dont know are optional that may lead you into more battles that youre trying to avoid, adds tension that doesnt exist in the 3DS era.

the availability of options with how to tackle an area is a layer of difficulty that again, doesnt exist in later games because the designers literally think that if the games get too hard then 4 year olds are going to forget about their Nintendo and go play on the phone. >_>

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That is regression.

the addition of gameplay mechanics without updating the balance to accommodate for them is still a regression of difficulty. You havent disproved anything, merely given a reason for it.

And again, more than that, the games very design of new games work against it.

The mid-late game dungeon in Red was Silph Co.

the mid-late game dungeons in X were the power plant (a literal straight line) and the Pokeball Factory, with all the complexity of hitting a single switch that you were linearly walked to by game design.

Silph and the Factory both had healers, though at least in Silph you had to work to find her. In the Pokeball factory there is exactly one door you cant miss, after like three or four battles.

The game design is regressing in addition to the lack of balance accommodation for new mechanics

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