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Darmik posted...

Moonraker.

Despite the zany concept it's not even a fun movie. It's just boring.

This. Hard.

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nativengine posted...

Intimidation is key. Antagonist speech is too. Its how you get a read on people. I was able to pass a lie detector test knowing full well I wasnt telling the truth. I do love your antagonistic approach. Gives me a starting point in my reports. Suspect was uncooperative and hesitant

man my buddy got pulled over once while passenger in my buddies car and tbf legally speaking cops got every reason to target him (no reason to pull him over in that instance but hey his lawyer smoked them
in court i get why they were targetting him even if its bs) and the shit they pulled was absurd.

Were in a small town and he also taught an mma class which i helped coach. And when they realized he wasnt gonna be antagonized they started teling me im a fighter and a tough guy so how about i get out of the car.

Edit-they obviously knew i was his assistant coach and theres no way theyd be familiar with some low end bjj competitor and basically unaccomplished kyokushin guy in a larger city.

Also the one cop spent honestly 2 minutes just listing cities that exist in my
province and neither me or buddy had a clue what was going on till he said you could go live there.... youre mot wanted here. Lol. It was so weird ans obviously rehearsed.

I dunno how dumb you gotta be to fall for that shit but they kept it up for almost a half hour. It was never gonna work but it does make you angry eventually.

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King10Spades posted...

Sitting in a computer chair with his pants around his ankles

murdered. Lol

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Trump backwards is p murt which is practically p death when translated. So. Yeah.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Tiny hands mcputinjongsanmmy

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
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I Like Toast posted...

Many Republicans would like her to, but Biden is just as good for them.

Democrats had 4 years to figure it out and didnt learn a damn thing.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

nativengine posted...

Oh and I just got you to keep going on. You had the right to remain silent but chose to keep going. Cops love that.

Oh they do?

im shocked. Its not like they constantly goad people and antagonize them and try to trick them to get around the mandatory reading of ones rights. Thanks for pointing that out.

But also seriously congrats cause that would be a p cool job whereas being a uniform cop would eat more dick than there has been dicks in human history.


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Are those people trump supporters?

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

PatrickMahomes posted...

The first time I ever drank was McCormick sometime in high school. Went about as expected, we slammed a bunch of vodka/mountain dews and went to go see Tron. I remember nothing about the movie other than going to see it. Was told the next morning that I still managed to make it to a toilet to go vomit out my guts.

To this day, I can't even smell the stuff without gagging. Crazy how that works. Same phenomenon happened with Buffalo Wild Wings after they made me sick a few years ago -- still love wings, but the thought of BWW just makes me sick.

Im the same way with red tassel vodka.

rather drink paint thinner.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Interesting

It was a very useful corpse he befriended.

i dont even get how that movie was even written let alone made.

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"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

inloveanddeath0 posted...

This sounds like a fanfic

Its a movie I went into blind and i wish i could say i liked it but....

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

https://knowyourmeme.com/photos/923113-youre-a-wizard-harry

This reminds me that swiss army man exists and daniel radcliffe rode a farting corpse like a jetski

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Alex OveChkin

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

inloveanddeath0 posted...

I've never been a sipper

Yeah ive always been more a when i drink i fucking drink kind.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Is 939 baby o clock

At the same moment it was 636 oclock here. Hmmmmmm

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inloveanddeath0 posted...

Get to fucking drinking CE

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

inloveanddeath0 posted...

It's much less pressure when you focus less on the social pressure

Thats the only way i could be a youtuber or anything like that. Just doing the exact same shit id be doing anyways and totally trying to avoid hearing most peoples opinions on my dumb shit. Lol.

inloveanddeath0 posted...

I'm off tomorrow but I'm not even. Enjoying my drunk

I got a good one going. When drinking takes just right its the best. Gotta roll woth it.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Hey we all take L's sometimes

Im just glad its not even 7 here. I dont work for precisely 12 hours and 44 mins

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

inloveanddeath0 posted...

You should do vlogs tbh

Thanks. Hahaha. Tbh ive kinda always wanted to. Im too antisocial to be around people everytime i drink but i kinda like the social aspect thatd would have in a nice distant way. >_>

and i talk to myself and my cat constantly so it kinda wouldnt change anything really except id have a camera rolling and do some editing.


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
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https://images.app.goo.gl/2tzPfejvXGv4jeok6

also fuck i got a similar dresser and walter does this if im sound asleep and on my back. He puts his paws together and does a near perfect 4 point landing on my nuts.

Hes genuinely sacked me hard a coupla times. Its the best worst tbing ever but apparently its genetic.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

God its been like 11 hours and my cat is still so pissed. Hes like a little kid. Keeps coming up and getting my attention so that he can glare at me and run away.

Im pretty stoned but hes cracking me up. And hes so much more angry cause im laughing.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Machete posted...

lol you got me man. I'm optimistically hoping to get 40% against you but I don't know if that's realistic. I went out round 3 last time and I will again this time :P

I wouldnt be so sure about that. I think my only possible advantage is that i post here a lot. Probly too much.

I think i went out in round three last time too. Only thing I remember for sure was i beat Vegy. Lol.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Yeah he'll dry. A shredded sack is forever.

Exactly. its kinda hilarious how he's holding a grudge. Like dude you spazzed out and covered my kitchen floor in food for no reason and i didnt stay mad.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

And the name is just fantastically awful. Cleveland.... brownnssss. Their mascot should just be a big turd doing cart wheels across the field leaving trails of brown liquid in his path.

Yeah who the fuck decided that was a good name? I guess focus groups didnt exist then.

That name is one thing that makes me think promo / image / ad consultants maybe couldve had a purpose once.

The whole idea of consultant firms and modern advertising makes me sick though. And ive collected a check for writing radio spots before. Its kinda gross.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Also this is neither here nor there but this morning my cat fell in the tub with me and i think hes still pissed off i didnt save him.

But there was a tornado of flailing claws and my junk was my first concern. I almost had ribbons for a sack.

And besides hes a weirdo. Hell willingly go in water on purpose. its only if he falls in or thinks im gonna put him in that he freaks the fuck out.

Tl;dr my cat it pointedly ignoring me but my genitals are intact so i guess its a win.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

HAHA that's about the only respect they can get.

Literally i cant not respect it on some weird level. A lot of teams in a lot of sports had hideous jerseys for at least a while. The browns just always do though. Its so fucking weird.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

If San Francisco is going to lose this season, it's gonna be tonight.

Fuck yeah. Also i cant really claim actual fan status but if im a fan of any nfl
team its seattle cause proximity.

Although i respect the browns dedication to ugly ass uniforms.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

I still have people who come over and are blown away by those. Lol. Its 2019 and some people have never seen or even imagined such a thing. Lol.

I worked at a place building trailers loke ten years ago and most trailers had em depending on the price point.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Present! Got my beer and watching the seattle/sf game

Oh shit im not even an nfl fan but i was gonna watch this. Maybe i should put it on.


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Been there

Also that was like the day after my last birthday. Im rarely that trashed the next day but july 8th of this year i literally did nothing. A whole fucking day of nothing. I dont think i even watched anything. I just laid there with my cat sleeping across my neck. Lol.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

inloveanddeath0 posted...

I mean to say Vancouver

Damn close. Ok falls. Im like 40 mins from
the border and 3.5 to 4 hours from van.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

downed 8 and didnt plan on more but fuck its inly 430

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Lol. Well thats freaking weird.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

MabusIncarnate posted...

Man Fight Night and Skate were EA Sports at it's best on the 360. I invested so much time into both of them.

If you ever get an Xbox One they have this thing called EA Access and it lets you play a bunch of their games for $5 a month, it's like a rental service. We can bash each other's faces in on Fight Night or do some Skate online. I'd download last year's NHL and run that too.

Fucking sweet. Thats a sick deal for sure.i dunno when I might upgrade tbh but at least around here used ones are really cheap as fuck. I might have to do it sooner rather than later.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

MabusIncarnate posted...

LOL I buy NHL every year, I have for as long as I can remember. I'm pretty much a lock for it, and any new Battlefield games that release.

I always used to.

I dont know what went wrong, i still
love games but i havent even got a current gen console yet.

Lately I play a lot of old final fantasy and other 16 bit or earlier stuff...and a ton of fight night and skate 3.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

MabusIncarnate posted...

Okay i'm fuckin drunk, first episode of the new Rick and Morty was awesome

Who wants to 1 v 1 me in chel?

I meant to quote this. >_>

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

CanuckCowboy posted...

Nice.

I really undershot it today. Got a ton of firewood and somehow that just goes with drinking so well.

FUck i so would if the last one i got wasnt 2015

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Hey wait the purpler one is savile row.

im fucking fashionable if it was 1980. >_>

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Drunkie posted...

I'm off the next 3 days, I stocked up, sitting on 2.5 30's!

Nice.

I really undershot it today. Got a ton of firewood and somehow that just goes with drinking so well.


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Drunkie posted...

Fuck beer laws!!!

Hell yes! Fuck them so hard man.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

JimCarrysToe posted...

"Really bro? You gonna start dressing me up now?"

Yeah I love him for calling me out on my bs. Lol.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

I am out of beer and cant get more after 9 here Sunday. Am want more.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Whats old is new. This is my other super score rockford blazer thing.

Oh wait no cat. Fuck imgur. Cant even see it here but i need a cat in the pic so fuck it walterror forever

https://files.catbox.moe/q0wgo2.jpeg


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Man i was convinced this jacket was worth 2 bucks at value village for the fact my cat liked it. But for reals it doesnt look bad.

https://files.catbox.moe/q1pltq.jpeg

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Tyrannosaurus posted...

i love crazy
https://youtu.be/bR5u9jb0PJE

This isnt my cup of tea but i fucking like it.

Also it kinda reminded me of neko on some level so giant bonus points. I think her letterman performance was p iconic
so heres that over my faves

https://youtu.be/_FhVbyeWFvo


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Like that last line... even when i was 12.

Ummm

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Tyrannosaurus posted...

Id be fine with that.
https://youtu.be/FFOzayDpWoI

Now that made me remember this and wow holy shit I forgot how dark and depressing this is.
https://youtu.be/C63YGV60zQ4


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Drunkie posted...

Cats > all

Fucking rights bud.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case