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_Matchabuu_ posted...

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Holy shit Ive never agreed with a sentiment towards dog nutters more. Just...this.

Disagree. Ive known two dogs ever i didnt take two and vice versa. Thats a fraction of a percent. People i like maybe 1-2% of the ones i have met.

tbf i am antisocial but people always wanna be my friend for some reason i cant figure out. Thats why im so happy to work for a company with two employees these days.

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RedWhiteBlue posted...

Imagine having to ask an armed robber if you could have just a moment to load your gun.

This guy thinks not having a round chambered means your gun isnt loaded.


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

The fuck you need one in the chamber for.

You a cop or a psycho bud?

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

About 15 years ago a guy quit an rv plant i worked at by bringing in a ton of fresh cookies (weed cookies but he his that fact from everyone) and going on the pa and saying something like fuck *company and parent company* and fuck *plant manager from his department and plant manager* fuck *other names* and fuck *more names* the rest of you are cool and fuck *another guy* hope you fucks liked the cookies! IM OUT!

i dont know what came of it but he did get charged for drugging people.

I was like 20 at the time and high as shit from those cookies but back then it seemed hilarious.


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

same. If shipping prices didnt prohibit it i could have a thriving custom build cat tree business but its not worth looking for online buyers given what shipping would do to the price.

And i dont live in a big enough place to keep it even remotely steady.

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"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

MabusIncarnate posted...

I need more pics, but I wonder if this new cat I got grew up with kids because he's super gentle when he plays with me also. He will get his arms and legs wrapped around my arm, and goes in for the bite and he barely does anything, no nails and barely puts his teeth on my wrist. If we are going at it for a few mins he can get a bit more rough, but it's nothing like my girl. If she feels like i'm having the upper hand she will claw and bite just enough to draw blood, but to let me know that she's smaller so she's gonna be vicious if she needs to be.

We also need more pics.

My buddy that breeds Savannahs always told me males are more gentle and affectionate and I havent had anything but girl kitties before walter so i didnt really believe it but it seems true to me off my limited experience.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

To this



In like 5 and a half months.

Hes 7 months now (almost) and would already mash him a doge.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

You know its honestly amazing how good a boy my cat is. Hell cut me up when we play but he always retracts his claws when he goes for the face and never goes claws out playing with other people.

That said he just punch me right in the eye with possibly the most perfect jab ever thrown by man or animal. Kinda sucked. Lol. But thank fuck he knows not to go claws out above the shoulders or Id be a pirate now.

Also from this



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JimCarrysToe posted...

Tell the roof its mother wasn't fucked, but shat in. XD

Lmao. Thatll do it.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Hadda go along with my mom and play home inspector at the place she put an offer in (and had accepted). Couldnt drink earlier. Starting now.

Place is awesome. Not big but the stone koi pond and waterfall in the yard are amazing. Literally the only thing i noticed that needs to be done is insulting the roof more properly and moving some insulation away from the soffit. The bones are perfect and even the trim and flooring is so nice I wouldnt think about bothering to reno it. I fully expected it to at least be dated for the price but damn. Literally doesn't need anything done that isnt fairly cheap and easy.

Its hilarious the price difference in the town i love in and literaly every other place in this Valley. Itd be over a half million 15 minutes north or south and thats if it wasnt a 5 minute walk from the beach

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

This topic got weird and its amazing

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

MabusIncarnate posted...

I always wanted to watch cricket

Theres a cricket league here. Theres even a cricket pitch or field or whatever its called very near the skatepark no one else seems to use.

They get super mad and passive aggressive when you ride there during a game. One time a bunch of dudes not currently playing came and sat on the funbox and ledge i was riding. I kept riding em. Guys were dicks.

Also despite what casey jones said i kmow what a crumpet is and still dont understand cricket.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

mostly. But ive cut my scalp good a few times so if i wasnt me id not go back.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Sean connery and the grown up version of whoever played luna lovegod or whateber it was from Harry Potter

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

I thought it would be @JimCarrysToe s dream.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

It's alright at the rate i'm going nobody is tom hanks anymore. NOBODY.

Disclaimer Tom hamnks

not even sachin tendulkar?

i dont know if I spelled that even half riggt. He is the Wayne Gretzky of cricket. CRICKETS WAYNE GRETZKY

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
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MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm somdrunk

MabusIncarnate posted...

I'm somdrunk

Im drunk so

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

you guys are awesome obvs but im pretty sure if i read the two of yous posts with no context it would still make me laugh pretty fucking hard.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

JimCarrysToe posted...

I was pissed at how much trouble it was to make a twitter account. Lol let's go shit talk some more babies, they need thicker skin anyway.

It seriously is. Its fucking annoying as hell and i wont do it again. Lol.


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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

It's not you or your cats. Jim is pissed about something. My only solution is to create a twitter account and bad mouth every damn single celebrity on earth.

Looking back I probably should have left Jim Carrey's twitter alone. But I didn't.

if you leave kristen bell and trevor linden and saku koivu alone Ill promise to help in this mission in any way i can.


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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

MabusIncarnate posted...

My best cat is black tbh

my moms cat cherry is completely black and I love her. Shes one of the most affectionate cats ive ever known.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

New take:

Johnny has me in defence mode cause I believe in cat equality. His mind games will fail and also i am gonna train walter to teabag people in case we meet.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Uh oh... Rascist Canuck?

Whoah. Super no.

But walters one bro sold for 5 grand just cause he was a spectacular example of an orange savannah. Walter was the biggest
of his litter but i could only afford him cause hes white.

He cant even be registered as a cat show
cat just cause he isnt orange or black (which is weird ive never even seen a black savannah irl).

Blame cat show people not me.

Also dont take this to mean id ever go to or want to have my cat compete in a cat show. That shit is creepy and awful even if i hadnt found out theyre racist.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Walter has his spots now. Kill mode almost registered.

Yeah they literally just showed up over the last two weeks. Lots of white dudes never get em.

i dunno if white Savannah discrimination has lead to prophecies about the chosen saviour but if cats do that kinda shit he is definitely gonna bring equality through death.

Ok maybe this did sound like some metaphorical exploitation of kitties for some racist agenda.

That was not how it was supposed to come across. Lol. Its just weird how a cat from the same litter can be so relatively undesirable cause of colour.

Lol seriously that probly came across so bad. I just was mocking the randomness of weird people who are way into appearance
over even animals health. I just meant walter could go any orange savannah any day and is fucking awesome.


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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I've been on twitter for 5 minutes and shit talked a baby.

as it should be.

Like really thats pretty amazing.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

i think he killed me to make my knee a convenient bridge over something he could just walk over easily anyways.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

i was just horribly mauled do deaths.



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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

JimCarrysToe posted...

Johnny you @ ed the wrong @MichaelMadsen, theres no 1 in the name, you tweeted at a baby lol.

Hahahaha. This made me laugh so hard.

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

NOBODY should have a new born child on Twitter. What was it? i'll make it clear even thought I made a mistake.

And also this. Thats weird.

Also fuck yeah its a great song.

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https://youtu.be/PGqB6JIUzBo

thats his best on screen moment imo

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Gotcha bud. I don't know who the first guy is but I know Norm. I expect him to lose everything.

Micheal madsen is so good in a certain role. He was amazing in reservoir dogs. He was mr blonde.

He was also in thelma and louise.

Had a small part in hateful 8.

Seen him in tons of other shit i dont remember. Probly all straight to dvd movies.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Tweet micheal madsen and norm mcdonald and ask them who would win if they jad a fifgt to the death.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

I second riften.

Not sure why.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I dunno my plan is to question B and C plus celebrities. I'm bound to get into an argument with one of them. I already sent one out to Pauly Shore.

Make youtube vids about your responses. Then make a patreon cause you cant really monetize youtube anymore. Then get rich and famous.

Then let me know and imma make a walter insta and piggyback off you.

Also message micheal madsen. Hes probly cool and super c list nowadays.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

No results for walter mogwhite.

thanks. Damn. Although i really mostly asked cause i wanted to recover it and now i think about it i dunno how that would have helped.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Im that kinda drunk where im just opening beers repeatedly. I just found 2 almost full still cold beers, and the unopened one is the one i went to get when i found the others.

>_>

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I don't know who the fuck that is. I gotta have knowledge of the person so I can banter with them if they respond

Its a twitter account i made for my cat.

Tbh i might not have even posted on it though.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

One Tweet from Jim and I get this horse shit.

What happened?
Your account appears to have exhibited unusual behavior violating the Twitter Rules. You can use all of Twitter's features again once you complete the following steps to confirm you are the account owner.

Lmao

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Johnny_Nutcase posted...

I live in a mountain desert area. I've seen every wild animal. I've only seen one Bobcat for a quick glimpse and I have NEVER seen a Mountain Lion even though they're here.

All the small shit? Scorpions? Black Widow Spiders? Centipedes? I've had one of those come through the air conditioner at work. Half the building cleared out.

Fuck ive seen a scorpion once ever here. But aside from that ive seen all those things at least a few times. A buddy and i got stalked by a mountain lion up apex mountain. I had goosebumps and felt like i was being watched for a good 5 mins before buddy spotted the thing behind us stalking through the trees near the trail.

We had guns or id have been so fucking scared i dont even know. thankfully we scared it off without shooting at it.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Johnny_Nutcase posted...

Alright guys me and Jim each have a Twitter account purely for fuck aroundery. List some celebs with their twitter handles and we'll hit em up for ya's

See if you can find walter mogwhite. Lol.

I cant access it and never posted but i made that account when infirst got buddy.

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Rida_Go_To_Bed posted...

Meth is absolutely the worst. I've posted a few AMA topics about it when I hit some milestones of sobriety. It's a very insidious addiction

it is. Compared to anything else it is objectively more destructive than even crack. Crakcheads will ruin their life but near full recovery is possible. A long term meth head can get sober but the damage is never totally undone.

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Duncanwii posted...

See the issue here is that it falls onto the person making the claim to back up the claim. Find me tangable foolproof evidence theres a system of powerful puppet masters or I walk.

The evidence is all around us tbh. I disagree with carlin taking it that far and i vote in all federal and provincial elections but the world even in first world countries who use the veneer of actual freedom is one hundred percent designed and used to advance the interests of the elite and ensure theres always a large underclass who are too dependant on their pay check to do anything but keep whatever job they can get to just get by.

I cant afford to live without working which means i sure the fuck cant afford to stop working and pay to school and still eat and have a place to live. Sure i could get funding for tje schooling but after a coupla montgs without an income where do i love and what do i eat?

that's how the elite want it. Im comfortable but i ain't ever getting ahead. Im still just a knowledgable capable bitch building for the rich tbh.

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"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Now hes making derp face yawns.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

I could not say it better. Also he jumps so fucking high nothing is off limits. He stole my coat off a hanger a sec ago and immediately rolled up in it. He doesnt want anything to do with me atm but its still adorable. Lol.


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JimCarrysToe posted...

Btw what do you think are the chances of nic cage and eminem doing a collab? I had a dream last night.... wish I could remember nics rapping. Bet it was hilarious.

In a perfect world theyre 100%. Damn our disappointing reality.

Also i almost said i want a little murder machine but then I felt bad cause margays fucking rule but tbf walter is awesome as all hell and i bet hed be super best friends with a margay too.

fuck i should find a brilliant internets solution to raise money for a margay. Walter and her can start the worlds best cat family!


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"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

Nah. The final boss just sucks and is long and boring.

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"I got a rolla truc, look" ~ sleaford mods
"The most tender place in my heart is for strangers." ~ neko case

JimCarrysToe posted...

That's so cool. Not for the monkeys tho obviously lol

Yeah its seriously one of the most insanely
aggressive murderous horrific things ive seen. Lol.

The contrast between how unvelievably cute they are vs how savage they are leaves my gast flabbered


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DespondentDeity posted...

My roommate had it, asked if I wanted an easy way to stay up for my grave shift, obviously I said hell yeah. Didn't realize it was an easy way to stay up for all 4 of my consecutive grave shifts lol.

Yeah i was just drunk at buddies with him his gf and some other chick. And she wouldnt shut up telling me how horny meth made her. Eventually i got drunk and was like fuck it imma try it and bang this girl i didnt sleep for three days nor did i bang her. I felt absolutely amazing for like 6 hours then i felt like shit and tired for the next 60 some hours. Neat stuff. Lol.

a-c-a-b posted...

Fuck you and your mountain desert.

There's already like several inches of snow here. I hate living in Canada.

I live jn canada in a mountainous desert. The only desert in canada and winter is still cold but like this moment its plus 5 celsius.

I went swimming less than a month ago. I dont know anyone else who swims in late october but it was 17 that day. Dont mind cold water if i can get out into the sun.

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DespondentDeity posted...

That was like 8 years ago mate, don't hold it against me please.

Been there about ten plus years ago. Lol.

Some girl talked me into it.

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