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TopicAll ofthe normal, well-adjusted people I know really enjoyed TROS.
BakonBitz
12/24/19 9:22:16 PM
#62
KillerSlaw posted...
I don't understand people who say this.

In old film canon, the entire crutch is on the Skywalker family and all of them having force connections.

In old EU canon, we had a whole multimedia story about the son of a Jedi becoming super fucking powerful and becoming Vaders apprentice.

In the new canon, we have Rey being the granddaughter of Palpatine.
Besides...as much as we dislike the whole "midichlorians" thing...that kinda supports the "the Force can be genetically inherited" plot point if it's biological.

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TopicAll ofthe normal, well-adjusted people I know really enjoyed TROS.
BakonBitz
12/24/19 5:47:45 PM
#59
NinjaBreakfast posted...
The codification of every minute detail of the star wars universe was honestly one of the worst things to happen to the franchise.
The EU going into painstaking detail of how Darth Vader's suit works was probably one of the worst things we didn't need, lol.

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TopicRant video about Sonic's current state.
BakonBitz
12/24/19 5:43:07 PM
#1
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DexI222o5cc

Bulletpoint list for video:
  • Sonic Adventure 2 was his first foray into the series, then Mega Collection, then Sonic Adventure. Loved them all.
  • After Sonic Generations, the series fell off. In an attempt to garner sympathy points by Sega "taking their time" with the games, the quality never really seemed to improve. "Quality over quantity" ended up being neither.
  • Sonic is carried now by self-deprecation, self-referential humor, and meme humor. It's big because of its twitter following and not for how much of an impact the games make anymore.
  • Flanderizing every single one of its characters to the point where they're not interesting anymore.
  • The only thing people seem to look forward to with Sonic are Tyson Hesse's animations and the music and Sega knows this.
  • Despite most of the games of the Dark Age being rather shitty, you could actually tell they were wanting to take Sonic in new directions and develop their characters compared to now. The storybook games were interesting takes on the franchise despite the motion controls being downright awful; Shadow had a really cool concept with fleshing out the character despite the edginess turning out incredibly childish; Sonic '06 seemed to be the definitive Sonic experience for the modern era, the Sonic Adventure 3 if you will, but ended up being horribly rushed, broken, and unfinished. But despite all that, the Sonic Advance trilogy and the Sonic Rush games ended up being some of the best games of that age.

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TopicAll ofthe normal, well-adjusted people I know really enjoyed TROS.
BakonBitz
12/24/19 3:17:15 PM
#49
sLaCkEr408___RJ posted...
The movie was an enjoyable conclusion to this mess called the Disney Sequel Trilogy, but passionate fans understand the damage episode 7-9 has caused the franchise as a whole.
I'm not one to claim that anything retroactively ruins an entire franchise if it was good before so I find that a bit silly. But I haven't seen Rise of Skywalker yet so I don't know how I would feel about it yet.

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TopicAll ofthe normal, well-adjusted people I know really enjoyed TROS.
BakonBitz
12/24/19 2:12:29 PM
#35
Lairen posted...
Ok, boomer.
Only proving his point by using that stupid meme...

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TopicHeroes who spare the final boss..but not his underleans.
BakonBitz
12/24/19 1:24:15 AM
#4
Actually the Mega Man one has precedent since he's bound by the laws of robotics, one of them being "a robot must never harm a human being."

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TopicRotten Tomatoes audience score for Rise of Skywalker is locked at 86%
BakonBitz
12/24/19 12:44:06 AM
#52
KillerSlaw posted...
Death Stranding gets a large amount of two sentence, new user reviews and they are fake.

RoS gets them and they're completely fine.
Difference being is where the blame is placed.

The moment you go into "it's a conspiracy, the ones who made the game/movie are spamming bots to inflate the rating" is when I stop taking it seriously. Like...it's just rabid fans who have no life that are doing this.

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TopicBig Titty Elsa
BakonBitz
12/23/19 4:57:29 PM
#5
Zikten posted...
the cold never bothered her anyway
God damn it

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TopicThe Rise of Skywalker rt user score has stayed at 86% despite being rated lower
BakonBitz
12/23/19 1:38:13 AM
#14
"Oh no, this one website isn't lowering a rating for a movie that I hate! It must be a conspiracy!"

I find the people that unironically think it's a conspiracy are a bit loony.

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TopicSonic cake face strikes again.
BakonBitz
12/22/19 7:54:52 PM
#1
TopicWhy are priests sterotyped as kid fuckers but teachers are everyday heros
BakonBitz
12/22/19 7:42:11 PM
#18
Ic3Bullet posted...
>>> asks a question
>>> receives valid answers to question
>>> Wow, you guys are really defensive about this
It's a bait topic.

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TopicI Finished The Star Wars Prequels. Can I Jump Straight Into "TFA"?
BakonBitz
12/22/19 1:11:57 PM
#2
It's like the MCU. You can just watch the movies and you'll be good with following the story. The other stuff is there if you want more of it.

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TopicWould you want Disney to REMAKE episodes 3-5?
BakonBitz
12/22/19 1:09:01 PM
#5
No. People already bitched when Lucas went back and made changes to the original trilogy, an actual remake of them would be insane. Disney's done best when they made spin-offs of Star Wars anyway.

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TopicMaybe Disney will learn something from the Sequel Trilogy
BakonBitz
12/22/19 12:09:38 PM
#9
Their spin-off films and series have actually had a better critic reception than the sequel trilogy, so they should just do more of that. Rogue One was good, Solo was surprisingly really good, and Mandalorian so far has been a great show.

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TopicCATS movie getting DLC texture update after one weekend in theaters
BakonBitz
12/22/19 12:07:02 PM
#15
ClunkerSlim posted...
I witnessed an entire man, knit cap and coat, just standing in a scene among a gathering of cats. I saw a terrifying gray statue looming over a character, only for it to blink and realize its a woman who is a cat, but they colored her and then forgot to add fur. In one scene, nearly all of Judi Denchs hand is a fluffy blond like her the coat of her cat character, Deuteronomy. In another, its just her regular hand, replete with what appears to be a wedding ring. Most cats have human feet, but some cats wear shoes. Except for newcomer Francesca Hayward, a ballerina who does a long and gorgeous dance number on pointe. Its a beautiful skill and the kind of thing youd normally need to pay to see in a theater. Here you see it for the price of a single movie ticket! But they CGId out her ballet shoes and gave her digital toes that skitter weightlessly across the floor, engendering a powerful feeling as wrong as that Pixar baby 30 years ago.
Oh wow. If the movie's effects were that blatantly unfinished why didn't they just delay it? It apparently only took a week to put all the fixes out.

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TopicCaught some snippets of that Harley Quinn show and... yikes.
BakonBitz
12/22/19 11:56:25 AM
#21
TopicDaniel Radcliffe is apparently in the running to play Moon Knight
BakonBitz
12/22/19 3:29:07 AM
#12
SuperShake666 posted...
You better not be shitting on finally getting an MCU Moon Knight.
He probably thinks Moon Knight's super obscure.

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TopicAnybody here excited for the new Lego Star Wars?
BakonBitz
12/22/19 3:16:25 AM
#7
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I mean like....isn't this gonna basically be like the first 3 Lego Star Wars games just with a few added things?

Not that the Lego games aren't weirdly fun
That's what I thought at first, but it's apparently completely brand new.

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Topicso what does a Jill sandwich taste like anyway
BakonBitz
12/22/19 2:57:40 AM
#2
Everytime that phrase pops up I think of a salty sub sandwich.

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TopicIs Mariah Carey's Christmas song the best one?
BakonBitz
12/22/19 2:56:39 AM
#12
Dunno why but Amy Grant's stuff always gets me in a pleasant Christmas mood.

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TopicStar Wars freeing itself from the Skywalker Saga is a great thing.
BakonBitz
12/22/19 2:51:56 AM
#14
RchHomieQuanChi posted...
I actually think Disney will do much better with the franchise as they pull away from the Skywalker stuff.

People say that Disney Star Wars is apparently the worst thing ever, but forget that they've put out some really good stuff that wasn't tied to the main movies.
I pretty much agree.

Rogue One, Solo, Mandalorian, all great Star Wars stuff Disney has put out. Haven't read the comics or books they've produced yet.

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TopicOMG this remake of Sonic 2006 looks so fun
BakonBitz
12/21/19 9:39:26 PM
#2
Somecallmejohnny has played it and said that the remake actually plays really well. I wish I had a PC strong enough to play it myself, lol.

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TopicRotten Tomatoes audience score for Rise of Skywalker is locked at 86%
BakonBitz
12/21/19 7:58:57 PM
#2
I find it funny that the critic and fan ratings have almost entirely switched around with this one compared to TLJ.

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TopicExclusive footage of a Stormtrooper actually killing someone.
BakonBitz
12/21/19 7:52:28 PM
#1
TopicRise of Skywalker is honestly so bad I'm considering walking out.
BakonBitz
12/21/19 7:35:14 PM
#9
I don't care how shitty a movie may be, you don't ever be *that guy* who has his phone out during a movie.

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TopicJonTron does a vid on Surviving Edged Weapons
BakonBitz
12/21/19 5:39:05 PM
#14
GallisOTK posted...
Lucky number 7 here
Eight here.

The only things I've watched from RedLetterMedia are Plinkett's reviews of the Star Wars prequels.

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TopicI figured out how to kick ass as Smash Ultimate
BakonBitz
12/21/19 5:36:14 PM
#9
Also go for the disrespect every time in the hopes you'll get a sick combo.

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TopicBayonetta Switch is amazing. *Spoilers
BakonBitz
12/21/19 2:02:23 PM
#10
saspa posted...
I don't like the QTEs in Bayonetta (not unexpected considering the era it came out in) but what is so radically different about Bayonetta 2? I hope I'll still like it (gonna wait a year or so before playing it)
Well, Bayonetta 2 gets rid of the blink-and-you'll-die QTEs so that's good.

And like I said, most of the game is boss fights and large enemies so it'll have a grander feeling like the stakes are higher. The story's easier to follow too.

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TopicBayonetta Switch is amazing. *Spoilers
BakonBitz
12/21/19 1:26:55 PM
#7
Bayonetta 2 was great but I'm not sure I agree with it being better (or worse)
than 1. They upped the ante but as a result I don't remember many regular levels and minion battles. It was like 70% boss battles and the Umbran Climax mode kinda trivialized most lesser encounters.

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TopicPost a Switch game ITT and I'll tell you what I think about it.
BakonBitz
12/20/19 11:57:26 PM
#8
Steve Nick posted...
The game also has a bad camera and the visuals are like an optical migraine sometimes.
Interesting note about the camera. It doesn't tell you this at all, from my knowledge, but pressing down on the right stick, keeping it pressed, and using up or down on the D-Pad zooms the camera in and out.

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TopicJust saw Star Wars IX (no spoilers)
BakonBitz
12/20/19 11:47:19 PM
#12
DarkRoast posted...
And without spoiling anything, when the movie had its expected big reveal, I had to roll my eyes.

Empire strikes back was lightning in a bottle, you can't pull off that kind of plot twist again.
That kinda does say a lot though.

The main character is, surprise! Related to the big bad of the movie. Right?

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TopicLast of Us is a good game, but not a great game. But it's often considered so.
BakonBitz
12/20/19 8:43:07 PM
#13
SrRd_RacinG posted...
Can a solid story really propel an average gameplay game to GREATNESS?
It's why Spec Ops The Line is so highly regarded.

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TopicI heard Star Wars Battlefront 2 isnt shit anymore
BakonBitz
12/20/19 8:40:15 PM
#10
Webmaster4531 posted...
They still selling pay to win characters?
Last I heard they ditched that long ago in a galaxy far, far away. Now it's just cosmetic shit you get from lootboxes.

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TopicIts amazing how Capcom has been able to turn it back around
BakonBitz
12/20/19 8:32:03 PM
#16
Smashingpmkns posted...
RE6 was also hated by the gaming community up until pretty recently
People still do, I just think some people who actually liked it since the beginning are starting to creep out now that the dust settled.

Me? As fucking ridiculous the game is, I liked it more than RE5 since it at least embraced being an action game and had controls to match.

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TopicIts amazing how Capcom has been able to turn it back around
BakonBitz
12/20/19 8:27:04 PM
#11
Webmaster4531 posted...
They own IP that people love. Toning down their shitty practices let the IP shine.
This, basically. They realized their shitty business practices last gen wasn't winning them any points so they dialed it back.

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TopicIt sucks that we live in a timeline where all the Mario RPGs are fucking dead
BakonBitz
12/20/19 3:45:31 PM
#20
I have a feeling Nintendo will make a new Mario RPG series. Or Paper Mario will finally get out of the rut it's in.

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TopicRise of Skywalker was fucking garbage
BakonBitz
12/20/19 1:01:29 PM
#50
De Evolution posted...
Lol this is how low standards have to drop to have something good to say about these films.

"Well the first half was total shit but the second half was decent!"

Pathetic.
It doesn't sound like he was calling it merely "decent."

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TopicTJ ruined Luke *Star Wars Spoilers*
BakonBitz
12/20/19 12:40:02 PM
#11
Maybe I just completely don't remember the film, but wasn't it shown that Snoke was manipulating Luke at that moment? Meaning it wasn't him that was seriously considering murdering a child?

Granted, I don't know why Snoke would do that since he wanted an apprentice, so maybe I am misremembering.

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TopicJenny Nicholson saw Star Wars
BakonBitz
12/20/19 3:33:56 AM
#15
ledbowman posted...
I haven't seen this yet and I'm starting to get scared
Same man...I'm not liking what's been coming out for reviews. Seems mostly negative.

I feel I may end up liking it more than others since I thought TLJ wasn't terrible. Not good, just not a trashfire.

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TopicWatching Revenge of the Sith for the first time. (SPOILERS)
BakonBitz
12/20/19 2:30:35 AM
#8
It's the best of the three but I still don't think it touches the original trilogy.

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TopicSuper Metroid really was a step back in game design from the original
BakonBitz
12/20/19 2:26:24 AM
#63
DevsBro posted...
Wait, really?
Yep, that's how I did it. Works in the other 2D Metroid games after Super too. In Fusion's and ZM's case I think it actually completely stops your momentum after getting out of a spin.

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TopicDo y'all freak out about your parents and grandparents eventually dying
BakonBitz
12/20/19 1:11:00 AM
#18
Yeah. My dad died early this year from early-onset alzheimer's and my mother isn't really in great condition (overweight and needing oxygen tanks) so like, I don't know how long she'll last.

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TopicSuper Metroid really was a step back in game design from the original
BakonBitz
12/20/19 1:07:54 AM
#61
DevsBro posted...
How do I customize controls so that I don't have to come to a stop before jumping in order to have any hope of a precision landing?
Press up or down during a jump to stop spinning and have more precision.

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TopicSuper Metroid really was a step back in game design from the original
BakonBitz
12/19/19 11:14:19 PM
#57
HylianFox posted...
again I must say I prefer ZM's controls in that L is for aiming and R toggles your missiles
Same.

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TopicSuper Metroid really was a step back in game design from the original
BakonBitz
12/19/19 9:10:55 PM
#53
DevsBro posted...
Mad? Go ahead and hit me. Don't worry; I'll be chilling over here diagonally upward from you while you try to aim at me but end up running toward me instead.
Not mad, just confused since I never saw that argument applied to all 2D Metroids. I realize that response sounded aggressive though.

Also it sounds like you never learned to use the shoulder buttons judging by that response.

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TopicRise of Skywalker was fucking garbage
BakonBitz
12/19/19 5:40:38 PM
#33
UnholyMudcrab posted...
The only part of Rogue One worth watching was the last 40 minutes or so
If that includes the Death Star laser escape sequence then I agree.

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Topicwell...at least rise of skywalker >>> the force awakens (no spoilers)
BakonBitz
12/19/19 5:39:02 PM
#6
Tired-Insomniac posted...
What about Rogue One? That's been my personal favorite though I too haven't seen Solo yet
Solo is one of those movies where I went in not expecting to like it but it happened anyway. I think a lot of people were that way with it too considering its low sales.

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TopicRise of Skywalker was fucking garbage
BakonBitz
12/19/19 5:36:47 PM
#31
Questionmarktarius posted...
That's nice.
Buying the Lego game anyway.
Lego games are always good, even if they're samey. Looking forward to the Skywalker Saga collection too.

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TopicSuper Metroid really was a step back in game design from the original
BakonBitz
12/19/19 5:35:48 PM
#34
DevsBro posted...
The 2D Metroids all have awful garbage control.
What the fuck am I reading

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