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You don't have to pick that option, though.

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MrNintendo1213 posted...

I think the sony factor helps.

Like just follow this train of logic for a second.
Someone at Sony knows that Kingpin is s fan favorite Spidey villain.
But they couldn't use him before because fox had the rights.
Then marvel gets the rights for Daredevil and Kingpin back.
And then Sony makes the deal to use marvel characters in Spidey films in trade for letting Spidey be in Marvel.
Now the people at Sony who like Kingpin see that they might only be able to make one more movie with the marvel deal.

So they think about it and realize they potentially have the ability to use kingpin as the villain and bring in Dardevil too with two awesome actors.

Even if Feige doesnt wanna do anything with the tv side cause of Ike, the guys at Sony might not give a shit, and all they have to ask is if it is technically possible, which it is.

Boom, Sony becomes a big hero and saves Charlie and Vincent and cements them ad those characters in the MCU. The fans love it and now they support Sony more in the next round of negotiations.

If they can make Venom 2 actually good with Woody as Carnage, and Andy Serkis directing. If they realize Tom Hardy being crazy was the best part of the first one and have more of that and less boring plot stuff, it could be a critical as well as financial hit, instead of just financial.

Boom, Sony becomes the fan favorite company somehow flipping the tables and just letting people make awesome movies.

Just let it happen. Give me this universe.

Shit I didn't even think of that and that actually makes sense to me.

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cjsdowg posted...

To add to that. Luke kept saving that horrible woman over and over. Let Bushmaster Killer her and be done with it. why in the fuck as you saving her.

I didn't have a problem with him saving her until, you know, he decided to be a bad guy at the very end.

Jesus Christ, what a cluster fuck. That was another season where I only really liked the villain.

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cjsdowg posted...

I hated this show because the only reason this season went on is because of bad choices the characters keep making. And the choices are not these hard things it like.. wait a min. that is a dumb thing to do. Stop that.

This was a common problem with Marvel Netflix I think. Luke Cage Season 2 especially pissed me off with how Bushmaster continually went on and on about killing Maria, but kept letting her go whenever he got the chance.

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I feel like Marvel Studios want to distance themselves from Marvel Netflix, so I don't believe this for a second.

That being said, I wouldn't mind Daredevil being the one to make the jump as Daredevil Season 1 and 3 were the crown jewels of Marvel Netflix. Even if it was just bringing back Charlie Cox.

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Mistere Man posted...

Another cut scene would have shown Palpatine mocking Jar Jar for putting him in power before crowning himself emperor.

Damn, dick move Palps

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I didn't even like Season 1 all that much outside of David Tenant.

Season 2 was abysmal. I didn't even bother with Season 3.

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She did a lot of humanitarian work.

Off the top of my head, I think she did a lot to try and break the stigma of HIV by hanging out with people who had it. Also something about landmines?

I was pretty young at the time, but I remember my 2nd grade teacher absolutely loved her and was devastated when she passed.

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I4NRulez posted...

Eh, that makes sense though. BoS and House had like completely different worldviews.

That's kind of my point though. They could have had way worse "third options" and they actively chose against it.

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Guys beating those games "legit" is all Mike Matei has cut him some slack

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Iron Man 3 or Thor 2 I think. I'm going to say Thor 2 though, because I haven't seen Iron Man 3 since 2013

I'd say Captain Marvel but I only got halfway through it.

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Ant Man

Asshole

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I don't even remember Crackdown as being anything other than that game that had a Halo Beta attached

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p5lD9HYa9QE

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spudger posted...

gaming is ubiquitous. its not "nerdy" to game and it hasn't been for a decade.

It's not as nerdy, but you'll find plenty of people who look down on you for it still.

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Jim Davis comes from a time when comic artists were more worried about making money than anything else, so you damn well better believe he's proud of that cash cow.

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Holy Shit Indiana is still at 7.25?

I think I was making that in 2009 at my grocery store job holy shit.

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If there was any celebrity I'd look up to, it'd be Henry Cavill tbqh.

I really enjoyed listening to him talk about his workouts tbqh.

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SauI_Goodman posted...

I have to be home by midnight lmao defeats the purpose of New years.

Without getting into personal details, I believe her when she says she has to get home by midnight due to something she told me earlier.

It's more of the whole "Oh man, it'd be tricky to work out." thing that puts me off, especially after she was fishing for something to do.

Like I said, I would have rather her told me flat out "I dunno, let me see what else is going on." because then it feels less like an out and out trying to get out of hanging with me, which immediately makes me think it's cause of the whole kidney failure thing. I get that's probably not it, and she just doesn't want to hang out, but hearing those stories for 3 years fucks with me.

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Anteaterking posted...

I can see why maybe there'd be second thoughts about getting into a long term relationship with someone with kidney failure, but it's more likely that there's a different reason she didn't accept your invitation than that.

Maybe her status was her fishing for a specific other person to make plans with her.

I mean, this is more just me being like "shit, maybe all that shit I heard was true" than anything else.

It just sucks hearing that shit for 3 years, then actually putting myself out there for once and...I dunno, I'd rather be told "Maybe, let me see what else is going on." than just a sudden reversal that feels like it's trying to spare my feelings. While done with the best of intentions, it just takes me back to the shit I've heard at support groups for 3 years.

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Yeah, I'm just saying I thought my comment to Jeff was much more of an insult but me and him go at it constantly it feels like.

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Umbreon posted...

You implied that their social status was to be questioned due to the age of their account, did you not? That seems to be the context.

If that's not what you mean... well I suppose that's the comedy of misunderstanding.

No, it was. I just didn't think that was some major insult on CE.

I mean, we're all on CE so that's like the most lamest/tamest comeback. It's something I use all the time but never took it to be like...a major insult. Just like, something you fire back with just to fire back with, you know?

Kinda like pointing out sigless user, or anime avatar.

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Umbreon posted...

The criticism may not have been constructive, but you were the one who got personal. He basically said "This is where you messed up", which is less hostile(Tame as you were) then what you said.

So pointing out user levels is personal now?

Well, by all means I apologize then and you'll have to excuse my ignorance cause I just thought I was taking part in typical CE shenanigans

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Umbreon posted...

Fair enough on the first point, but Asuca didn't really say anything that warranted a clapback.

How is what he said not inflammatory, but me simply referring to his user level is?

He didn't offer any constructive criticism, just a typical CE shitpost, which I responded to in like the most tame way possible


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My sister said bad but good to laugh at.

She also thought TLJ was good, and also thought Ghostbusters 2016 was funny just to get an idea of her taste.

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REMercsChamp posted...

TC sounds like you have an attitude problem and she probably picked up on it

I suggest you fix it.

Unlike most here, I don't act the way I do on CE in my personal life. So don't worry about any perceieved attiude problem I have towards inflammatory users on here.

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Akagami_Shanks posted...

if she doesn't wanna hang then oh well, you don't need her

I guess my issue is I don't typically like people enough to want to get to know them or hang out, and she seemed pretty cool.

Just sucks, you know.

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Umbreon posted...

TC, you're too negative.

First you assume you were rejected because of s factor the girl wasn't even aware of, them you lash out at users in this topic for no reason.

Work on that.

First of all, she is aware of it. It isn't like she doesn't know me at all, she knows all of my friends and it's generally known that I have kidney failure.

Second of all, no reason? lol I forgot I'm on CE I guess.

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Future_Trunks posted...

how does kidney failure have anything to do w getting rejected?

I guess cause its seen as a major disability. It's pretty much the biggest issue among younger patients at the support groups/forums I'm on. It's never really bothered me till now since I've been more focused on my health than making friends.

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Future_Trunks posted...

TC is a neet incel???

I take classes, so not a neet

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

Lol this dude crying online about getting turned down and then going back to insult someones gamefaqs status

i bet were the first people you ran to too

It's okay, one day you'll actually be someone in the film/television industry bruh, then you won't have to take out your frustrations on people that are already feeling down.

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AsucaHayashi posted...

Mistake: found

It wasn't like I was hovering around her, it was actually the other way around and she was following me. But please give me more insight into my social gaffs mr. ? block.

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Josiah_Is_Back posted...

Were you anticipating a romantic encounter or simply spending time with someone on New Years?

More spending time on New Years, just hanging out.

But it's the fact she went from "I've got nothing to do" to suddenly talking about how tricky it was to do anything just deflates me. People don't even want to hang out with me these days.

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masterpug53 posted...

Bethesda quite infamously thumbed their nose at lateral thinking with Fawke's whole 'it's your destiny' bullshit, and still managed to get their passive-aggressive digs in even after they patched in the Fawkes alternative.

Thanks for reminding me why I hate Fallout 3 so much.

Like, how fucking lazy can you be? If they really wanted to not have you use companions, they should have just had your companion stay behind when you went into the Jefferson Memorial.

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jeffhardyb0yz posted...

what does your kidney failure have to do with this girl? She just wasnt into you. Youre creating some false narrative as if your kidney failure is the reason for her not liking you. She didnt like you, and there will be more girls in the future that wont like you. Its life. But guess what? There will also be girls who do like you. You just have to talk to them and put yourself out there instead of every 3 years.

Probably because this is a common problem I hear about in support groups, but thanks for trying.

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Reminder they removed the option to convinced House to let the BoS live.

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I met this girl at a party last week. Spent the whole party talking to her. Thought she might kind of like me, she was laughing at all my stories and just seemed to stick around me even when she had chances to break off.

Posted about how she didn't want to spend New Years at home on facebook, so I asked her if she wanted to hang out on New Years and got the "IDK what I'm doing for New Years, I have to be home by midnight, it's kinda tricky."

Totally deflated. I just told her I could do that and just to let me know.

Guess I should have expected this. First person I've approached since I was diagnosed with Kidney Failure 3 years ago. Sometimes I forget that I'm damaged goods at this point.

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My dad had a 5 minute argument with me today about how everyone got mad at Imus for saying they were tattooed, and not nappy headed hos.

I was dumbfounded. He was like "Why would they get mad at that?" and I was like "Why would they get mad at him saying they have tattoos!?"

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Eh, he's enough of an establishment hack and a "safe bet" to actually pull it off IMO

People really shouldn't be surprised that most people/moderates would rather take senile, safe old man than someone on the extreme. It's a matter of getting the more extreme people to rally around him than anything.

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$500

Now if it was Waluigi's Taco Stand...

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BeyondWalls posted...

Everyone is listing other bad moments in the show, but heres the difference... This isnt just some random thing that happened. Janeway made a conscious choice to forcibly drag a crew member down to sickbay and murder him herself when the Doctor refused.

Data fucking Tasha and Crusher fucking the Ghost are hardly bad moments, bruh

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I always found it funny how we got more and more worried about blood and less and less worried about language as time went on.

Remember when GTAIII and Vice City couldn't have the F word in it? Then suddenly in 2004 it was fine for San Andreas.

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SauI_Goodman posted...

Take bret harts whiny ass off

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SSJGrimReaper posted...

i remember seeing something involving rey/kylo fans hardcore stalking adam driver and threatening his wife saying that he should leave her and be with daisy ridley irl

Yeah, I heard about this too but I don't know *for sure* if it happened.

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For how toxic everyone claims the Fandom Menace is, I've seen way more toxicity from rabid Reylo fangirls tbqh

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HIMR posted...

was that:

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Scion

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Unit7 posted...

There is a reason swords tend to have a cross guard. So seeing a Light Saber with one, kinda makes seeing the regular ones a little weird.

A cross guard makes no sense on a lightsaber as a lightsaber should just cut through the vent that creates the cross guard though.

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Dumb thing I'm sure was a JJ idea but not offensive by any stretch

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