Lurker > KillerSlaw

She might want tentacles in and around her mouth.

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pinky0926 posted...

Funny you mention that, Greg is absolutely obsessed with star wars. He's the guy with star wars t shirts and a star wars mug that he uses in circulation with his "I'm not grumpy, I'm just old" mug.

huh, all the old men and farmers I know absolutely hate Star Wars.

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You should bring up Star Wars.

I bet they'd get a hoot out of that

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I'm hanging out with a chick I met at a party a few days ago cause she doesnt want to hang with her family actually

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LookANinja posted...

Yeah this doesn't make this topic any less stupid.

Found the Stadia user

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IIRC he has said he dabbles in World of Warcraft way back in like 2013 during the Man of Steel press tour.

I think he came out during the Witcher press tour and said PC is best, but he buys high end prebuilts and hasn't been able to build one himself because he's so busy training and acting. So he probably doesn't stink.

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Hope this kicks in before I have to be at dialysis tomorrow at 5:30

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Remember when ESRB rated Oblivion Teen because Bethesda failed to show them anything from the Dark Brotherhood quest?

Didn't they force Activision to pull Spider-Man the movie because a cheat code could cause super polygon Mary Jane to make out with herself?

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Cuba Gooding Jr.

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A lot of people want Star Wars to be intelligent, adult entertainment and not the toy commercial for children it has always been.

So like, some are mad cause it's dumb as fuck.

On the other hand, there are people that can just enjoy it for what it is. They don't tend to get on the internet to talk about how they liked it though.

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https://youtu.be/6YJqKwpoi40

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Cowthief posted...

Baby Yoda singlehandedly saving the franchise

fixed


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Where are you? Why do you hide?
Where is that moonlight trail that leads to your side?

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Hasn't force heal always been a "thing"

I swear I used that shit all the time in Super Return of the Jedi.

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She likes the attention you give her.

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https://imgur.com/dIMKL6e

Merry Christmas


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Just another day in a war on Christianity without end.

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2020: Disney buys Gamefaqs/Gamespot

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That's the Bottom Line, Cause Stone Cold Said So.

Ric Flair would be a very very close second IMO, but I always screw it up.

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Scott the Woz should be The Virgin Video Game Nerd


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Extreme_light posted...

There's no way that's real. Who's donating thousands of dollars to streamers?

My friends wife literally had her car repo'd because she blew all her money donating to streamers so...

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Veggeta_MAX posted...

I mean there's literally a Han in each of their respective series.

And they both die

Han's alias is literally Han Seoul-Oh


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DuranOfForcena posted...

i think people often forget that SW is and has always been marketed toward kids

inb4 "It's for FAMILIES! Do kids shows have dismemberments!? Huh!? Do they have kids getting murdered!? HUH!?!? Would a movie for kids have a guy loses his arms and legs and burn alive!? HUH!? "

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Shhhhh they're entertaining

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Purely posted...

It literally is an app that will be on every device and doesnt cost anything for regular HD. Then there is the premium service for $10 a month or whatever that will have "free" games and that is what you need to have the 4K streams.

Imagine being the kid that gets a fucking Stadia app for Christmas, then.

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I didnt have much issue with Yen

Triss felt all wrong though. Is she completely different in the books? She seemed like a bit totally different character

That whole episode was fucked up actually. They completely fucked up Foltest

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Scott the Woz is AVGN if he actually gave a shit about games

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Can I pick an organ?

Cause itd be my kidneys

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Purely posted...

Stadia isn't a console though.

What is it then? An app you get or what? I literally have no idea and I keep seeing these commercials

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s0nicfan posted...

I was gonna give you shit about picking on the Dreamcast but then I remembered it came out on 9/9/99 and you're talking a couple years later after it was already starting to flag, so you get a pass this time.

I specifically picked it cause I knew a kid who's parents got him a dreamcast on christmas after Sega went under cause it was so cheap. It was either 01 or 02

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I would be more worried about getting my shit hacked in Fallout 76 tbqh

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God Damn that'd be worse than getting a Dreamcast in 2001

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NinjaWarrior455 posted...

What's the point of watching a review that's almost as long as the actual movie?

I'll be honest I checked out at around a half hour and went and played police stories.

But I know that RLM and Star Wars gets a lot of traction on CE so I thought I'd try to be the first to make a topic.

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iPhone_7 posted...

Wait a minute, what they brought up about Palpatine....

Palpatine said that he has died many times...but he has cloning technology, and when the Resistance receives the surrender or die message from him they speculate that hes alive through cloning. And he says that the Sith live through him and wants Rey to become the new vessel.

So when he says that hes died many times before, does he actually mean clones of himself? Is the Palpatine in that Sith temple the real Palpatine & ancient?

Is the main villain of the prequel & original trilogies just another clone, a puppet creation like Snoke? Like wtf that would be so ****ing lame. And it would completely throw out that whole thing about Anakin being the chosen one to destroy the Sith and bring balance to the force. I mean, I guess it was already thrown out with a Palpatine still be alive....

What happened

EDIT: And that would also mean that Rey is the granddaughter of a Palpatine clone.

Isn't Palpatine cloning himself and using Sith powers to transfer his essence to the clone bodies an old EU storyline?

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Doom_Art posted...

"Ben" is basically all Luke, Leia, and Han knew him by

You can't use the argument that Leia knew Obi Wan through her adoptive fathers stories but then also say Ben is the only name she knew him by.

She literally called him Obi Wan Kenobi in her distress message.

And yes, I know YOU didn't make this argument but it was made earlier in the thread so is this argument just void?

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Doom_Art posted...

yes?

So you don't see why it's a little strange that people who never hung out around him when he went by this name would know him by this name enough to name a child after him?

Come on Doom, you're better than this.

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Doom_Art posted...

i mean it was the name he adopted for like 20 years

20 years he spent around one of these characters.

Well, at least until the new Disney+ series comes out I guess.

Oh shit, what if Disney doesn't have him go by Ben in that? That'd be embarrassing.

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It's okay

I don't regret buying it because what is there is pretty solid, and it's pretty polished for Obsidian.

I only played through it like one and a half times before I got bored though. That second planet really drags the game down IMO.

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shockthemonkey posted...

Why would they name their kid after a man who sacrificed his life for everything Leia has ever believed in?

It's more like why name him after that one nickname he used on a backwater planet when he was hiding.

But hey, I guess he went by Ben all the time around Bail Oragana in the EU or something *shrug* thanks for informing me.

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I feel like his name should have been Luke or Lucas tbqh. It would make Lukes failure even more apparent.

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https://youtu.be/5pAsss_nTlk

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AlisLandale posted...

The Obi-Wan connection is a coincidence. Han was merely inspired by the same galaxy-brain logic that gave his name.

Leia: what should we name our son?

Han: Idk why are you asking me?

Leia: well thanks for nothing. Anyways how have you been?

Han: oh shit!

This guy gets it

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UnfairRepresent posted...

I don't get why they dont just shoot bullets at the Jedi

Try deflecting those

They can force stop those now

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Somebody's smuggling raisins

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Before the whole kidney failure thing

I'd buy about 5 pounds of chicken at the start of the month, big ass boneless skinless breasts at the grocery store. I freeze this and it lasts me the whole month.

From there, once a week, I go to the grocery store and get a dozen eggs, a gallon of tampico blue or red, a loaf of bread, a pound of deli turkey breast and a container of prunes. Also usually some sort of hot sauce or soy sauce or something. Also a case of water and milk as needed.

After that I shoot over to dollar tree and get a 5 pack of ramen, a bag of stir fry vegetables, and usually 1 red and 1 blue box of ICEE cups.

I'd go home, bake a chicken breast, then I would fry the bag of vegetables and I would boil all five ramen noodles. I would typically not use any of the flavor packets, and if I did I would only use one.

Chop up the chicken, add to the vegetables. Then scramble a few eggs and throw them in. Once it's all cooked up, you add it to the ramen. The pot should work as dinner for the whole week. You use the hot sauce or whatever to taste to make up for no flavor packets. (although it was fine without anything but I just like ramen noodle taste)

Egg omelette for breakfast, turkey sandwich for lunch, ramen stir fry for dinner.

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MabusIncarnate posted...

Stop it KillerSlaw

lol I actually deleted it when I saw you were posting lmfao

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MabusIncarnate posted...

No I just said using the term "yikes" is douchey. I'll say that to anyone.

I thought the Y I K E S was pretty transparently meant to be douchey, but okay thanks for getting it I guess.

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