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| Topic | I'm gonna buy another bird |
| Summarizer 08/30/19 10:08:55 AM #20 | How many birds would you need to hook to a harness so you could fly? Hypothetically. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | How many people do you currently have blocked? |
| Summarizer 08/30/19 7:48:13 AM #7 | Zero --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | If Lester Holt were a horse he'd be Lester Colt |
| Summarizer 08/30/19 12:07:48 AM #4 | If Wolf Blitzer were a canine he'd be wait --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Lana. |
| Summarizer 08/29/19 11:38:58 AM #2 | wtf --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | My gf is probably going to take a shower with me today :D |
| Summarizer 08/29/19 9:56:29 AM #61 | Dyinglegacy posted... Update? How did it go, TC? I believe this was the follow-up: https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/77970932 --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Man jailed for nearly 3 months after airport claimed he had liquid meth |
| Summarizer 08/28/19 5:17:45 PM #3 | Fair next. Honey is cloying and gross. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Apparently changing her profile picture is more important than replying to me |
| Summarizer 08/25/19 9:52:04 AM #26 | Drrobotniks posted... ArchiePeck posted...You are not obligated to do something you don't want to with your own free time and energy. Expecting compassion or empathy from a woman when it would slightly inconvenience her is sexist. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | ContraPoints: Men |
| Summarizer 08/25/19 9:44:23 AM #3 | 30 minute video --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 5:42:54 PM #38 | Eevee-Trainer posted... post If sexual orientation were a choice, would you choose to be more attracted to men or women? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Who is better with women: The Admiral or No_U_L7?! |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 5:40:12 PM #2 | sylverlolol --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 5:20:17 PM #37 | MedeaLysistrata posted... ok You can choose one of the following to improve your life. Which do you choose? 1. $10,000,000 2. A romantic partner who loves you and will never leave you 3. Four 'childhood friends' who care deeply for you, share many of your interests, and often try to share fun things and experiences with you (but not to an obnoxious extent) --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 4:51:30 PM #32 | Superlinkbro posted... Alright What are your thoughts on celebrity? Do you feel you'd enjoy it if nearly everyone you met knew and admired you? SF_Okami posted... Yeet If you had to do a 5-mile run, what shoes would you wear? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 4:41:35 PM #27 | SaltyWet posted... ama Have you ever tried to growl like a lion? Garioshi posted... Sup What sort of topic are you least likely to contribute to on Current Events and why? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 4:22:06 PM #22 | Tenmyouji posted... Yeep. Do you have 5 active posts because you're a lurker, or because you're afraid of fielding questions on a main? fenderbender321 posted... Post If you were playing a video game where you could create either a good or an evil character, which would you pick? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 4:15:11 PM #18 | _Matchabuu_ posted... nice When you come back from your suspensions you often seem to act temporarily friendlier and more chill. Is that sincere or passive-aggressive irritation at feeling unfairly singled out? Or a little of both? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 4:05:39 PM #9 | Kloaca posted... Do me How will you celebrate your tenth day on gamefaqs? Everything must be so new and exciting here for you. MorbidFaithless posted... Ok How old were you when you decided, 'hey, MorbidFaithless has a great ring to it'? Dragging a little, so I'll just give some drive-by questions. @Balrog0 - Do you miss Darkman124? @SomeLikeItHoth - Do you get a kick out of being the boogeyman responsible for everything bad on CE? @Sunhawk - What was your favorite time period on CE? @Veggeta_MAX - Do you ever get jealous of the attention Sunhawk gets for his unique posting style? @TheDreadedWave - Do you feel that you're less inclined to try to connect with people here the more you get burned by it? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 3:57:24 PM #6 | ApoorHollow posted... Do you wipe with your left hand, right hand or sea shells? Did you misread the title of this topic, or do you get some kind of sick pleasure out of perverting topic rules? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 3:42:32 PM #3 | RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... I'd say it's a chance of dating her if she lowers her standards a bit tbh What are you talking about? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm bored and I will Ask You Anything |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 3:40:36 PM #1 | No questions are off limits. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Redditor shows how useless Tinder is |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 3:17:18 PM #45 | While I've never actually used Tinder, I feel I can say from my preconceptions and secondhand anecdotes that it wouldn't work for me. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Let's say you're 34 and a 19 year old has expressed a clear interest in you... |
| Summarizer 08/22/19 3:09:15 PM #43 | Let's not. I'm not 34 and I don't know any 19 year olds, let alone 19 year olds who would be interested in me. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | "Why yes, I do have an anime profile pic." |
| Summarizer 08/21/19 7:15:36 PM #4 | I picked my profile pic very carefully to best reflect my personality. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | The perfect girl but it's Jolene |
| Summarizer 08/21/19 1:13:47 PM #11 | I'd stick with my current girlfriend. I'm the only one for her, and she could never love again. Until she gets a little self-confidence and realizes I was a passing phase and she could do better. Then she leaves and I'm left with nothing. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Guys, I put on some makeup for the first time. |
| Summarizer 08/16/19 10:48:15 AM #30 | SSJGrimReaper posted... i hope redux not having ears becomes a CE meme I feel like such an ass for poking fun at his singing now. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | My reputation on CE has really dropped off since about 2017. |
| Summarizer 08/16/19 10:37:56 AM #21 | I feel your pain. I'm dealing with the same issue. Since around February I feel like I've just been spiralling downward in CE's eyes. How do you make people like you? Making fun of them and being an insufferable ass are all I know how to do, but to my dismay it's just not working. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | What was your first PS2 game? |
| Summarizer 08/16/19 9:31:33 AM #79 | Madden 2001. Hate to be the first one to say that. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm tempted to do the nerdiest fucking thing in my life ever |
| Summarizer 08/16/19 7:07:28 AM #18 | VanananaHeyHey posted... Master_Bass posted... I have reason to suspect Master_Bass is no master at all. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | STEAM..... banning words that CHINA doesn't like on Chat |
| Summarizer 08/16/19 6:57:56 AM #14 | Foppe posted... DrizztLink posted...The fuck does China have against Winnie the Pooh? "If you have anything to do with China at all here is a way of testing the censorship regime for yourself. Everybody in China uses the Wechat (Weixin ) App and I do mean pretty much everybody. Sit down next to a friend who also has Wechat on their phone. Now try and send them a text message using the name "Liu Xiaobo". On your phone it will appear as if you have sent the message but your friend will not get it. The Chinese authorities can just punch certain words or phrases into whatever blocking mechanism they use and shut down discussion of a topic." Sounds dangerous. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I honestly hope you all have a good Friday tomorrow |
| Summarizer 08/15/19 11:18:26 PM #3 | Thanks vegy, sleep well and dream of cute white chicks. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Is dating hard for all men? |
| Summarizer 08/15/19 5:15:53 PM #53 | Data point #128 checking in. No success to report as of now. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | How we getting rich guys |
| Summarizer 08/15/19 5:03:09 PM #7 | Slowly. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | parappa and one of his best friends |
| Summarizer 08/15/19 4:54:22 PM #16 | She looks mean. I don't like her. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | I'm about to straight up give up on life CE |
| Summarizer 08/15/19 10:58:04 AM #34 | Get a really menial temporary job. Like cashier or dishwasher or something. Maybe it'll give you some perspective. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Joking aside, I actually do have a drinking problem |
| Summarizer 08/14/19 10:06:14 AM #4 | Learn an instrument. I suggest the trombone. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Pick a song for me to embarrass myself by singing insultingly poorly |
| Summarizer 08/09/19 1:34:17 AM #24 | snake1989 posted... Motorhead - Ace of Spades https://vocaroo.com/i/s0svlNgUtewW I think Barbie Girl did a number on my throat. It's all I've got, sorry. Done for the night. SiO4 posted... I love singing poorly on purpose. I discovered I have a gift for singing poorly. It comes so naturally to me. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Pick a song for me to embarrass myself by singing insultingly poorly |
| Summarizer 08/09/19 1:24:46 AM #20 | MabusIncarnate posted... Aqua - Barbie Girl https://vocaroo.com/i/s0e6YVeM5LaU This one I really put my soul into. Like 5 takes. Always give everything your all. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Pick a song for me to embarrass myself by singing insultingly poorly |
| Summarizer 08/09/19 1:05:30 AM #18 | Superlinkbro posted... Nirvana - Heart Shaped Box https://vocaroo.com/i/s10T6Vr1bhNx Is it back or black? Idk, can't be bothered to listen to actual song. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Pick a song for me to embarrass myself by singing insultingly poorly |
| Summarizer 08/09/19 12:58:49 AM #15 | DuranOfForcena posted... 3 Inches of Blood - Destroy the Orcs https://vocaroo.com/i/s11XPGZBEEpR man wtf is this shit fuck this shit --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Pick a song for me to embarrass myself by singing insultingly poorly |
| Summarizer 08/09/19 12:47:31 AM #13 | SaccharineSmile posted... Green day - wake me up when September ends Touch posted... It Wasn't Me - Shaggy https://vocaroo.com/i/s08G7SoBm7T6 https://vocaroo.com/i/s0dFpPfe19lt Man, Shaggy was my mom's jam back in the day. I didn't realize how little I knew the lyrics to it. I'm pretty sure I still don't. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Pick a song for me to embarrass myself by singing insultingly poorly |
| Summarizer 08/09/19 12:05:06 AM #6 | KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted... The Scatman song. sorry man i don't want to let you down but even sober i don't know wtf this shit is rain check DanKiller7 posted... Divinyls I Touch Myself. Joelypoely posted... The Reason - Hoobastank https://vocaroo.com/i/s0rsLCNQt349 https://vocaroo.com/i/s1yqMFUXUKxh Damn bros, I'm feeling it tonight. One take is all I need. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Pick a song for me to embarrass myself by singing insultingly poorly |
| Summarizer 08/08/19 10:59:22 PM #1 | Do your worst. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | When did you come to terms with your ugliness? |
| Summarizer 08/07/19 11:14:15 PM #5 | First began to realize I was ugly around 12-13. Hadn't ever thought of it before then, but it occurred to me to wonder why the girls I was crushing on were so uninterested in me. Raged against it for a while and messed around with different styles before finally accepting it in my early twenties. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Hypothetical: Your girlfriend has been transformed into a Toblerone. |
| Summarizer 08/07/19 5:39:47 PM #11 | UnfairRepresent posted... Kraidette posted... But more pressingly, is it cannibalism if she's chocolate now? --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Dumb girl but with 9/10 looks ... OR ... smart girl but with 5/10 looks |
| Summarizer 08/06/19 9:26:47 AM #4 | Genius girl with 10/10 looks, and I won't settle for anything less. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | Am I a good poster? |
| Summarizer 08/06/19 1:01:58 AM #51 | 5.5/10 You're distinctive, which is good. I'm not all that wild about the whole 'lolz so random' stuff, but you're a respectable enough poster. You get the Summarizer stamp of high mediocrity. --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
| Topic | What were da top 10 CE betrayals? |
| Summarizer 08/02/19 12:07:46 AM #259 | boxington posted... CapnMuffin posted...One that sticks out is StrikeGently, posting on an alt, a topic about getting cucked by StrikeGently. Nah, the saga was about PaulWalker the turbovirgin trying to score with a religious chick he took out to a bowling alley. He made a few topics asking CE for advice, but it fell apart. Then in the penultimate topic he shared a nerdy picture purportedly of him asking CE if he was just that ugly. Then he said he found a picture of bowling alley chick's new jerk boyfriend, and the grand reveal final topic was asking CE which of them was more attractive. Nerdy guy or jerk boyfriend (StrikeGently). --- Nothing but the truth, insofar as I interpret it. |
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