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TopicWas at the bar with my girlfriend and there was this hot blonde with a nice set
Summarizer
07/08/19 10:07:59 AM
#64
"I feel bad for straight women, honestly" - _Matchabuu_ (#4)

"It's genetic. Shut the fuck up." - Blade_Trinity (#9)

"Men will always be men...." - PikachuMaxwell (#10)

"low testosterone males means less confidence which means less men chasing women. its happening all the time in the USA and is getting worse day by day." - Awesome (#12)

"I'm a straight woman and it isn't great lol" - Aeriis (#27)

"Says the only demographic that can sell their bathwater" - 16-BITTER (#30)

"I have a literal collection of contacts of girls that want my d ..." - gna647 (#32)

"Yea not wanting men to be scummy is totes a g i m m i c k" - _Matchabuu_ (#44)
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TopicWas at the bar with my girlfriend and there was this hot blonde with a nice set
Summarizer
07/08/19 9:45:36 AM
#57
Feel free to tell your side of it and correct me. All I know is what I've heard here.
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TopicWas at the bar with my girlfriend and there was this hot blonde with a nice set
Summarizer
07/08/19 9:42:30 AM
#55
_Matchabuu_ posted...
because of men that would rather ogle other women than be content with their current partner

If everyone looks better just leave

Dont put someone through that

Aren't you infamous for sending naked pictures of yourself to a dude who was in a relationship? Thought that was the trendy drama a year and a half ago.
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TopicEveryone use to hate Boy bands so much LMAO
Summarizer
07/07/19 10:28:56 PM
#2
Sunhawk topic.
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TopicThe record for the fasted Knockout in the UFC was broken tonight
Summarizer
07/07/19 7:05:10 AM
#44
Imagine getting your thrills from watching people hurt each other. Gross.
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TopicWhy do you keep coming to CE? What do you expect coming here everyday?
Summarizer
07/07/19 6:15:58 AM
#10
I'm waiting for Vyrulisse to fall madly in love with me, obviously.
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TopicAMA about being a nurse
Summarizer
07/04/19 4:08:36 PM
#15
Do you ever worry that you'll become desensitized to seeing people in pain?
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TopicIt's my 1 year anniversary today
Summarizer
07/04/19 3:55:16 PM
#20
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
I wonder what it said lmao


He's lying. It was about how in love with you he is and how he wished it was your guyzes anniversary instead. It even had a poem in it


LMAO no Im sure it was something ridiculously offensive. Who cares though? Im just nosy

Not really. It was just something weird and corny that made me roll my eyes. Duncan gonna Dunc.
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Topicanybody know somebody with schizophrenia?
Summarizer
07/03/19 6:19:22 PM
#7
Yes. She barely functions at all. They're trying to get her into an assisted living facility so she's someone else's problem.
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TopicEnter to receive your ultimate attack
Summarizer
07/02/19 12:42:21 PM
#30
Miniscule Infinity Oven

"But how did you fit so much into that tiny little oven? This doesn't make any sense!"
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TopicGirls at work are thirsty AF.
Summarizer
07/01/19 11:49:37 AM
#37
LookANinja posted...
This is after me saying that my haircuts make me look like a snack

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TopicI've decided that on September 1st I'm going to have the best body on CE
Summarizer
06/29/19 10:08:26 AM
#13
Zurkon posted...
Summarizer posted...
Nothing concrete on either. I've bought/found a pull-up bar, a weight bench, a couple barbells, a couple dumbbells, a curl bar, an exercise bike, and a treadmill. Keeping an eye out for a squat rack next. I live in the middle of nowhere and there isn't really a good gym within 25 miles of me, so I'm trying to bring the equipment to me. I've tiptoed into the water in terms of dieting, but I've only ever stuck with one for a couple weeks. I'm around 5'9", 135-140 lbs., so I'll be looking to put on some weight.

That's a good amount of stuff. You got this, my dude. Even if you don't find a squat rack right away, you can get a good leg workout with regular squats and things like squat jumps or piston squats.

Dieting becomes much, much easier if you can cook just a few things. Chicken breasts and thighs are an easy thing to learn to cook and with repetition and a meat thermometer, you will make it perfect almost every time. You can keep it different by changing up the seasoning or sauces you use. Hard boiled eggs are a great thing to snack on. Frozen microwavable vegetables and those microwave quinoa brown rice mixture bags make it super easy if you're not going to meal prep. Beans are always good and easy too. Also, eating clean 100% of the time is stupidly hard. Give yourself cheat meals and enjoy them.

Cooking is a hobby of mine and something I have a lot of experience with. My problem is my sweet tooth and my love for baking. I'm going to have to lighten up on the sugar.

CirocObama posted...
Let's get that weight up brother. Eat til you're feeling sick.

I've figured out that roughly 2500-2750 calories a day maintains me at 135-140, so I guess I'm going to have to pump it up to 3000-3500.
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TopicI've decided that on September 1st I'm going to have the best body on CE
Summarizer
06/29/19 1:24:38 AM
#10
Zurkon posted...
Good luck. Whats your workout routine going to be? Do you have a diet planned out yet?

Nothing concrete on either. I've bought/found a pull-up bar, a weight bench, a couple barbells, a couple dumbbells, a curl bar, an exercise bike, and a treadmill. Keeping an eye out for a squat rack next. I live in the middle of nowhere and there isn't really a good gym within 25 miles of me, so I'm trying to bring the equipment to me. I've tiptoed into the water in terms of dieting, but I've only ever stuck with one for a couple weeks. I'm around 5'9", 135-140 lbs., so I'll be looking to put on some weight.
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TopicI've decided that on September 1st I'm going to have the best body on CE
Summarizer
06/29/19 1:11:47 AM
#8
ssj3vegeta posted...
pics

Not yet. I'm still just a caterpillar. On September 1st I'll post pics.

Daffadilio posted...
Good luck beating @ciroc0bama
Oh man wth he didnt tag, is that not his name any more? Grrrr

Yeah, I've seen him in selfie threads. He's clearly ahead of me, as are PPP, Turtlebread, and JustMyOpinion. As well as plenty I don't know about, I'm sure.
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TopicI've decided that on September 1st I'm going to have the best body on CE
Summarizer
06/29/19 12:54:30 AM
#4
Master_Bass posted...
So are you anywhere near having the best body now?

My guess is that I would be somewhere in the top 20, but not top 5. Probably 10-20 range. Just a guess and of course there's some subjectivity. I'm in pretty good shape, but I have plenty of room for improvement.

Hairistotle posted...
Good luck in your endeavor.

Thank you. I have a bad habit of starting things and then losing interest and abandoning them, but I'm really going to try to focus and do my best with this one.
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TopicI've decided that on September 1st I'm going to have the best body on CE
Summarizer
06/28/19 11:02:16 AM
#1
Time to get to work.
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TopicMy new gimmick is gonna be ''2 posts Turbam'' I'm only gonna have 2 amp
Summarizer
06/28/19 10:58:35 AM
#6
That's @Turbam.
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TopicSo I kicked a bunch of people from my Discord and it's now private
Summarizer
06/27/19 3:15:15 PM
#193
_Matchabuu_ posted...
0xDEFECADE posted...
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Yeah, convenient to not care that someone was thrown under the damn bus who didnt belong there

look, I don't know what happened with the sanctuary thing and I think CE is unnecessarily harsh towards you unfairly. I don't need to know the details of all the drama okay? I think you're cool


It wasnt fucking about me.

Who are you talking about? Aeriis? I remember when they were accusing her of leaking stuff, but it was so weirdly theatrical that I could never tell whether it was for real or an inside joke.
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TopicSo I kicked a bunch of people from my Discord and it's now private
Summarizer
06/27/19 10:51:55 AM
#99
Don't mind me, just making this thread better by virtue of a pointless neutral post instead of a low-quality shitpost.
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TopicIs getting aggressive and belligerent with the other users of this board...
Summarizer
06/26/19 10:42:41 PM
#2
No. Or at least it hasn't worked for me.
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TopicPost ITT so I can say mean things to/about you
Summarizer
06/26/19 10:22:35 PM
#1
Or ignore your post if you're beneath my notice.
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TopicThere aren't enough topics on the first page
Summarizer
06/26/19 10:12:20 PM
#1
Consequently, I have made a topic.
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TopicWhich CEusers have da strongest sexual tension iyo?
Summarizer
06/26/19 10:06:09 PM
#18
Honorable mentions to Machete and teepan95, who are individually able to generate enough sexual tension to rank up there even with no reciprocation.
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TopicWhich CEusers have da strongest sexual tension iyo?
Summarizer
06/26/19 9:58:45 PM
#11
okay

LanHikari10 and Sayoria
JimCarrysToe and Johnny_Nutcase
Leanaunfurled and MegaTech
Balrog0 and Darkman124 (R.I.P.)
Giant_Aspirin and Antifar
JustMyOpinion and himself
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TopicWhich CEusers have da strongest sexual tension iyo?
Summarizer
06/26/19 9:50:15 PM
#6
@Aeriis and @ssj3vegeta tbh
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Topicimagine having her as your clingy girlfriend
Summarizer
06/26/19 9:01:56 PM
#10
Are you feeling lonely tonight, vegy?
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TopicWhat is the best job in final fantasy series?
Summarizer
06/26/19 4:03:20 PM
#3
White magic is love. White magic is life.
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TopicAnyone get anxious when you return to CE and deres no new posts in your topics?
Summarizer
06/26/19 1:13:38 PM
#14
No. Nobody ever posts in my topics. I don't even post in my topics.
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TopicChilling on the beach and scoping titties. AMA? >_>
Summarizer
06/26/19 1:03:20 PM
#7
SSJ2GrimReaper posted...
how come nobody does CE meet-ups anymore

Let's meet up. Right now.
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TopicWhy do we always assume the villain is telling the truth?
Summarizer
06/25/19 10:18:41 AM
#18
averagejoel posted...
Monkhood posted...
Did you just assume the villain's gender?!

you guys

did you just
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TopicNearly a third of women go on dates for a free meal
Summarizer
06/25/19 6:58:59 AM
#12
That's why I always invite women on dates where I make them do chores for me. Of course on the flip side I've never had a second date, but one is all that's necessary if you work them hard enough.
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TopicHow did you meet your gf/wife?
Summarizer
06/24/19 11:41:15 PM
#8
I don't know yet, but I'm sure it will be love at first sight.
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TopicTIL there are users who don't have any CE posts/topics archived on that site.
Summarizer
06/24/19 12:33:49 PM
#6
0xDEFECADE posted...
I believe Veggeta X is one such person

This is slander. Veggeta X has nothing to hide. And it would be useless if he did, anyway, considering I screenshot and catalogue every post he makes.
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TopicTIL there are users who don't have any CE posts/topics archived on that site.
Summarizer
06/24/19 12:25:40 PM
#2
You can get your account blacklisted by PMing the guy. Blacklist at the top.
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TopicToday, I have boobs. (AMAA)
Summarizer
06/23/19 10:52:59 AM
#78
Questionmarktarius posted...
Summarizer posted...
but I would kind of like to rebuild myself from the bottom up to be a better human being.

I certainly wouldn't mind replacing my toenails.
Two of them are flat, two are sideways, and the big toenails are beginning to curl under on the sides.

Yeah, you always struck me as the sort with messed up toenails.
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TopicPost the book you're reading.
Summarizer
06/22/19 10:16:21 AM
#19
Something super sophisticated. Like so sophisticated you guys would be amazed.
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TopicResearch shows a vast majority of cis people won't date trans people
Summarizer
06/21/19 12:03:28 AM
#74
So sick of the double standard here. No trans girls want to date me either, why doesn't that make them bigots?
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Topicgod I wanna cry
Summarizer
06/20/19 4:50:48 PM
#8
I'm sorry, chronic debilitating back pain is pretty much the worst thing in the world. I hope they can find some way to make you feel better.
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Topicgod I wanna cry
Summarizer
06/20/19 4:43:15 PM
#5
SSJGrimReaper posted...
do you want a sensual back massage

He probably just wants to feel something other than debilitating pain.
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TopicReport: ESPN bans LaVar Ball after live inappropriate remark to Molly Qerim
Summarizer
06/20/19 4:31:21 PM
#128
Conflict posted...
Therapy can give you an idea of how to flirt with someone you don't know though.

If you don't know her, how do you know she's receptive to being flirted with? You're now a sexual harasser.
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TopicReport: ESPN bans LaVar Ball after live inappropriate remark to Molly Qerim
Summarizer
06/20/19 2:16:20 PM
#77
King_Hellebuyck posted...
Summarizer posted...
eston posted...
The legal definition of sexual harassment is not relevant here

I don't see why not when at least 4 posters (voldothegr8, Pogo_Marimo, spudger, and King_Hellebuyck) are outright calling it sexual harassment while others are intimating it.

A reporter was sexually harassed by the person she was interviewing so her company decided not to have him on the air anymore. Its really that simple. A legal definition isnt needed when theres no court case. Making a bad sexual innuendo towards a person working is bad. This should be incredibly simple to understand.

The company has every right to take him off their platform. That doesn't make it sexual harassment. I hear that Nancy is very pretty.
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TopicReport: ESPN bans LaVar Ball after live inappropriate remark to Molly Qerim
Summarizer
06/20/19 1:59:39 PM
#72
eston posted...
The legal definition of sexual harassment is not relevant here

I don't see why not when at least 4 posters (voldothegr8, Pogo_Marimo, spudger, and King_Hellebuyck) are outright calling it sexual harassment while others are intimating it.
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TopicReport: ESPN bans LaVar Ball after live inappropriate remark to Molly Qerim
Summarizer
06/20/19 1:27:47 PM
#65
But you're ascribing an intent based not in what he actually said but in the way he said it. The equivalent situation would be a more boring "you can give me a check anytime" with a meaningful look.Zodd3224 posted...
Summarizer posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
Squall28 posted...
Guys my waitress keeps calling me Honey when I'm not her honey. Should I file for sexual harassment?


That's not comparable.

If your waitress asks you if you would like your check and you respond "I'd like to check out what you got under that skirt" then yes that would be harrassment.

No. The whole point is that the comment is ambiguous and can be interpreted as flirtatious but isn't overtly sexual. Your scenario is obviously overtly sexual.


His comment wasn't ambiguous at all. The only people who wouldn't know what he was implying are kids too young to understand innuendo. Molly and Stephen A certainly knew what he meant.

Aren't you ascribing an intent based not in what he actually said but in the way he said it? Or is there some more direct meaning to 'shifting gears' that I don't know about? If not, the equivalent situation would be a more boring "you can give me a check anytime" with a meaningful look.
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TopicReport: ESPN bans LaVar Ball after live inappropriate remark to Molly Qerim
Summarizer
06/20/19 1:02:30 PM
#57
Zodd3224 posted...
Squall28 posted...
Guys my waitress keeps calling me Honey when I'm not her honey. Should I file for sexual harassment?


That's not comparable.

If your waitress asks you if you would like your check and you respond "I'd like to check out what you got under that skirt" then yes that would be harrassment.

No. The whole point is that the comment is ambiguous and can be interpreted as flirtatious but isn't overtly sexual. Your scenario is obviously overtly sexual.
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TopicShe's ready to fuck
Summarizer
06/20/19 12:24:33 AM
#16
Milkman5 posted...
I was jogging, you guys want gifs?

I want pictures of you. Pout for the camera and look sexy.
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TopicWhat would make you more nervous: Being the only GENDER or RACE in a room??
Summarizer
06/20/19 12:17:13 AM
#10
It's funny, a young woman sidled up to me at an event a couple weeks ago and asked if I'd noticed that she was "the only brown one there".

Except actually she was asking that of the guy sitting next to me. I was just sitting by myself like a loser because nobody wants to talk to me. But the rest of it did happen.
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