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TopicWould you actually be happy winning the lottery?
pkmnlord
11/08/19 6:26:15 PM
#7
I mean, having to actually act fast and start setting up plans with what to do with the money longterm (and more importantly, what to do about keeping anyone and everyone off my back for handouts) would probably be overwhelming and stressful, but no I would not be unhappy with winning the lottery.
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TopicDeath Stranding's promotion of Monster Energy is irresponsible
pkmnlord
11/08/19 2:54:11 PM
#7
hockeybub89 posted...
This tonedeaf move has significantly hurt my respect for Mr. Kojima.

I'm sure Kojima's curled up in a ball on his bed crying hysterically right now because of this.
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TopicDo any of you regularly take those home blood glucose tests?
pkmnlord
11/07/19 1:42:26 PM
#5
Yes, on account of being type 1 diabetic for 15 years
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TopicHow often to clean your bong?
pkmnlord
11/07/19 12:48:20 PM
#7
Every few months
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TopicMy aunt just passed away. How can I be sure she made it to heaven?
pkmnlord
11/07/19 4:19:08 AM
#6
Ask Peter Popoff, he knows all
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TopicWhat's your ring tone?
pkmnlord
11/06/19 6:43:58 PM
#14
Vibrate because nobody calls me enough to bother
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TopicDonald Trump Jr had a great time with Chris Jericho
pkmnlord
11/06/19 1:12:50 PM
#7
Jericho's face looks weird in that pic
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TopicHigh school teacher placed on leave for blackface Common costume
pkmnlord
11/05/19 11:31:18 AM
#17
Why Common even, at all?

So many cooler rappers he could've been. Like Sticky Fingaz.
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TopicNew mom stuck with 900K hospital bill for her premature baby
pkmnlord
11/05/19 2:16:32 AM
#15
QueenCarly posted...
aki_sora posted...
That why poor people should not make babies


Fuck off

^Found the poor person
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TopicLOL remember when The Simpsons was considered controversial?
pkmnlord
11/05/19 1:35:51 AM
#9
electricbugs2 posted...
I always laugh when parents bitch about shit like The Simpsons and Family Guy.

Like, you realize it's rated 14+ right? Stop letting your 5 year old watch shit that airs on Adult Swim and Fox Late Night.

That's how you can immediately tell that they're lazy and worthless parents, because they take issue with the TV showing them programs that their kids (that they aren't watching themselves, surprise) were never meant for in the first place.
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TopicLmao MAGA MAGA KAG KAG WE ALWAYS WIN
pkmnlord
11/04/19 2:54:59 PM
#8
Politics in modern age people
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TopicFacebook announces that it is now FACEBOOK
pkmnlord
11/04/19 1:45:37 PM
#11
Stop yelling at us Zuckerberg
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TopicWhy is Alicia Keys so fine
pkmnlord
11/04/19 12:54:17 AM
#6
RieTakahash posted...
KingArthur3D posted...
|||| pics detected within my mind cuz I already know how fine she be ||||

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TopicDo you like the Sonic movie redesign?
pkmnlord
11/03/19 11:40:08 PM
#7
That's a little better. Giving him actual gloves instead of just white fur hands looks much nicer. His arms are still blue but IDGAF as much.

It's not completely perfect, but if they'd shown this version from the very start I feel like there wouldn't have been nearly as much outrage.
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TopicPokemon Sword and Shield starter evolutions leaked
pkmnlord
11/03/19 12:19:29 PM
#130
Great, Gigantamax Garbodor exists.

Take an already big pile of garbage and make it bigger.
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TopicThousands commit their lives to Christ at Kanye's Sunday Service in Baton Rouge.
pkmnlord
11/03/19 11:56:36 AM
#27
DDirtyDastard posted...
WHy don't they just commit their lives to Kanye? It took KANYE WEST making a song for you to find Jesus? That's the most pathetic thing I've ever heard.

This, literally none of these people going to these sunday service things ever had any interest in following God/Jesus/whatever to begin with. They're all just a bunch of trend chasing cocksuckers that want their IG selfie at a celebrity event.

"Kanye said Jesus Is King, and I don't know how to think for myself!"
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TopicGirls on dating apps whose pictures are all with Snapchat filters
pkmnlord
11/03/19 11:41:03 AM
#3
The ones who don't need filters but still use them anyway are worse.

So you're just obnoxious as fuck, thanks *left swipe*
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TopicPokemon Sword and Shield starter evolutions leaked
pkmnlord
11/03/19 3:25:40 AM
#99
Orbeetle's a goofy name but I like it.

Also like how they literally have a pokemon with a mouthful of deez nuts with Skwovet
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TopicAre you one of those people that remember Sinbad playing a genie named Shazam?
pkmnlord
11/03/19 2:42:31 AM
#9
The Mangina Effect
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TopicOnlyFans - do you subscribe to an onlyfans account?
pkmnlord
11/02/19 10:07:51 PM
#10
No, but sometimes when I'm feelin' myself (in more ways than one) I'll get the stupid idea in my head to sub to something like OF or one of those erotic Patreons. Thankfully I haven't given in to it yet. Not worth it for me. I got enough recurring monthly payments to deal with ATM.
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TopicAngie Varona dressed as Lara Croft for Halloween
pkmnlord
11/02/19 4:20:23 PM
#28
"I really suck at taking pics"

Lmao STFU girl literally the main reason everyone knows who you are is because of all the goddamn pics you've taken of yourself over the years in god knows how many outfits of varying levels of scantiness.
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TopicGender reveal cannon kills grandma
pkmnlord
11/02/19 2:03:48 AM
#32
Duncanwii posted...
Yeah, nothing like leaving a baby an orphan to stick it to the liberals!

Obvious Sarcasm.

Literally WHERE did I say anything about them being liberals and sticking anything to them?
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TopicTesting how this twitter embed looks.
pkmnlord
11/01/19 3:54:40 PM
#50
Thanks, I hate it
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TopicApparently you're not even supposed to answer scam callers
pkmnlord
11/01/19 4:38:50 AM
#3
I wish it were possible to transmit ear AIDS through the phone whenever scam callers or telemarketers bug me.
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TopicLink's Awakening sold 3.13 million copies in 10 days
pkmnlord
10/31/19 3:44:09 PM
#16
3.13 million people paid $20 more than they should have for that game.
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TopicAre you legally in the clear if the other guy takes the first swing?
pkmnlord
10/31/19 1:36:24 PM
#7
emblem boy posted...
In the clear to do what

Murder the shit out of 'em
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TopicGender reveal cannon kills grandma
pkmnlord
10/31/19 4:19:52 AM
#17
Too bad it didn't take out both the parents in one shot instead
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Topica youtuber is being sued by gamestop
pkmnlord
10/30/19 11:53:50 PM
#4
I thought it was gonna be that cleanprincegaming moron I constantly see in my recommendations.
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TopicOh shit. Local nostalgia shop is selling dunkaroos and 3d dorritos
pkmnlord
10/29/19 2:22:49 PM
#17
pres_madagascar posted...
I grew up a mile from one, it isn't worth it. I'm not going at all lol.

I just would like to try a hot meal straight from the place, because I've only ever had the microwaveable ones lol.

Plus they have other things besides the basic sliders too, don't they? Pretty sure I saw signs showing like fish sliders too?
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TopicOh shit. Local nostalgia shop is selling dunkaroos and 3d dorritos
pkmnlord
10/29/19 3:13:52 AM
#14
Nice, they got Pepsi Blue also. Might be worth checking out.

Certainly more than that damn new White Castle. I ain't gonna even attempt to go there for at least another week or two.
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TopicChad Warden
pkmnlord
10/29/19 2:45:32 AM
#3
It's too bad he didn't make an updated version for the Pee Ess Quadruple

I ain't tryin' to Switch....like a BITCH
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TopicDragon Ball kept having Goku show his genitals
pkmnlord
10/28/19 4:52:09 PM
#8
Maybe, just maybe.....

Manga/Anime writers are weird in general
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TopicYelp is a pretty crap service for small business owners
pkmnlord
10/28/19 4:51:19 PM
#14
Also I never knew before that they actually withhold reviews from you unless you pay a fee. That is utterly baffling.
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TopicYelp is a pretty crap service for small business owners
pkmnlord
10/28/19 3:07:49 PM
#6
I wish Yelp allowed public comments on reviews so I could just go on random negative reviews telling the reviewer to STFU and call their bluff.
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TopicPerson got fired for posting a meme on twitter.
pkmnlord
10/27/19 7:42:31 PM
#10
Lmao I see that meme posted all the time on FB. That Andy dude needs a good clubbing to the back of his head.
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TopicIs Sons of Anarchy worth watching? No spoilers.
pkmnlord
10/27/19 7:39:10 PM
#6
I suggest playing GTA IV: Lost and Damned either beforehand or along with watching it to really get yourself more into the role. Acts as a nice companion piece.
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TopicNFL Week 8 Topic
pkmnlord
10/27/19 5:00:56 PM
#17
This Browns vs Patriots game is hysterical. I don't watch football often, but I man I didn't know the Browns really were this bad.
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TopicAlmost 2M people without power near San Francisco.
pkmnlord
10/27/19 4:32:32 PM
#28
16-BITTER posted...
I have an image in my head of that whole area of the country just being desert I guess

There is quite a bit of it, yes. Though it's not like saharah desert, it's more like Red Dead Redemption with less cowboys and just more snakes wolves and mountain lions. And cactus.
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Topicshrooms are not what i thought they would be
pkmnlord
10/27/19 12:14:49 AM
#19
I didn't feel anything the first time I tried them, and I put a decent amount in a PB&J. My friend took an Emergen-C beforehand (apparently vitamin c can enhance your trip) and he said he was seeing things, but I didn't see shit. I didn't take one because I assumed they would do something just ingesting them normally and didn't want to accidentally give myself too strong a trip.
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Topic420 and Bernie Sanders?
pkmnlord
10/26/19 7:54:20 PM
#6
The Bern is FUCKING. COMING. BITCHESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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TopicMan McDonald's is the best
pkmnlord
10/26/19 5:35:21 PM
#12
soulunison2 posted...
Suddenly, you hear a chorus of heavenly voices rise from behind you. You turn around to see all of the Applebees wait staff coming towards you, singing and clapping their hands. "HE-HE-HERE WE GO! SO WE'RE FI-NA-LLY HERE, PERFORMING FOR YOU IT'S THE FIRST MEMBER, OF THE D-K CREW! D-K! DON-KEY KONG IS HERE!"

You realize you're now in DK Country and grab your coconut gun and end it all.

FTFY
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TopicFacebook is really trying to sell my workout supplements
pkmnlord
10/26/19 5:15:06 PM
#3
Their ads have gotten even more ridiculous. It's at the point where you can't even hide them with uBlock because it gets rid of all posts entirely.
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TopicRemember when that guy punched Snooki in the face
pkmnlord
10/26/19 2:24:52 PM
#11
It happened too soon. Someone should've knocked Snooki the fuck out during the Italy season when she was running through the streets, sloppy drunk as hell and screaming for her boyfriend and lashing out at everyone else in the house.
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TopicHunter shoots deer, it feigns death, then kills the hunter when he gets close
pkmnlord
10/25/19 8:33:51 PM
#23
Imagine going out by getting bamboozled by a deer you thought you killed.
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TopicCalvin Klein is probably the best brand of underwear for men, and women.
pkmnlord
10/25/19 2:24:05 PM
#7
Tbh I've been using Polo Ralph Lauren boxers/boxer-briefs for years and they've never let me down. I can see why Kanye has such a hard on for RL.
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