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| Topic | Man, revenge really doesn't work out that often, does it? |
| pkmnlord 09/23/19 12:19:47 AM #18 | ChocoboMog123 posted... Usually if you are contemplating "revenge" you're probably in a bad place already and should instead look to how you can remove yourself from the situation, if possible. I'd rather look to how I can remove the other person from the situation, via my foot up their ass. --- |
| Topic | Just got told off by my mother for not wanting kids |
| pkmnlord 09/21/19 2:01:47 PM #16 | I'm so thankful my mom doesn't nag me about creating grandchildren for her. She just has that naive mentality of "oh you'll change your mind later on". The hell I will! --- |
| Topic | This girl I know is trying out for Maxim. Enjoy. |
| pkmnlord 09/18/19 5:49:51 PM #41 | lww99 posted... Unfortunately no. She works out a lot, so they kind of blend in, I guess. Yeah, saw the pics you posted. Phooey. Would take bite of ass though. --- |
| Topic | This girl I know is trying out for Maxim. Enjoy. |
| pkmnlord 09/18/19 4:11:27 PM #8 | |
| Topic | Man poop has been coming out of my ass like a mad man. |
| pkmnlord 09/18/19 4:02:40 AM #5 | |
| Topic | have you ever done a poop so massive it makes you feel less fat? |
| pkmnlord 09/17/19 4:49:23 AM #4 | Definitely the best ones. You literally feel the absence of the turd log once it's all out. It's like my stomach can breathe again. --- |
| Topic | What the fuck is Youtube doing with this shitting highlight overlay on videos? |
| pkmnlord 09/16/19 4:08:26 PM #13 | I had to close and reopen my browser for it to work. Happened to me last night too, it was like something was supposed to appear over the video and yeah the stupid [x] button at the top right didn't make it go away. I probably should've just poofed it away with ublock, but yeah if for whatever reason that's not possible, restarting your browser seems to work. --- |
| Topic | Driving to az, just drove past a gas station called, 'Kum & Go' |
| pkmnlord 09/15/19 9:48:09 PM #62 | pres_madagascar posted... Don't miss being wet with sweat and having swamp balls all the time. I guess you must have a certain tolerance coming from where you were originally, because I was born here in AZ and I've struggled with both of those plenty of times throughout my life, still to this day in fact because I tend to sweat a lot from my head so it all just trickles down, getting on my glasses lens and shit. Thankfully swamp balls are rarely an issue thanks to Gold Bond spray. --- |
| Topic | Driving to az, just drove past a gas station called, 'Kum & Go' |
| pkmnlord 09/15/19 3:58:54 PM #56 | Flockaveli posted... I was pleased with how smooth their roads were Again, I'm assuming you didn't come through Phoenix? Because that's where I reside, and man do the roads around here SUCK. Too many people and their damn big ass trucks jack up the road and then the city construction workers take like 4 weeks to patch one pothole. --- |
| Topic | Driving to az, just drove past a gas station called, 'Kum & Go' |
| pkmnlord 09/15/19 6:18:02 AM #29 | Lordgold666 posted... Got a great job offer in flagstaff i couldnt turn down Oh okay that's fine then. I would've been peeved if you were moving to Phoenix. --- |
| Topic | Popping your neck is so satisfying |
| pkmnlord 09/14/19 10:53:08 PM #7 | And your back as well. Got me one of those textured foam back rollers and man it's like using a giant sized baking roller. Especially helps for getting the lower back area. --- |
| Topic | lol at this Baseball players facial hair. |
| pkmnlord 09/14/19 10:51:50 PM #5 | |
| Topic | Driving to az, just drove past a gas station called, 'Kum & Go' |
| pkmnlord 09/14/19 7:54:12 PM #11 | Lordgold666 posted... pkmnlord posted...State your business in AZ Where in AZ, and more importantly, why? --- |
| Topic | Driving to az, just drove past a gas station called, 'Kum & Go' |
| pkmnlord 09/14/19 7:14:10 PM #8 | |
| Topic | This chick I like is a fan of The Strokes. |
| pkmnlord 09/14/19 2:07:03 AM #5 | My all time favorite band. If you're not interested in her, send that bitch my way if you'd please --- |
| Topic | Why new Charlie Angel's song gotta be so sexist towards men? |
| pkmnlord 09/13/19 4:24:52 AM #5 | HellsingOrg posted... Imagine the reverse if you got Chris Brown, Justin Bieber and Ed Sheeran in a song beating up girls and throwing knives at their genitals while smirking. I shouldn't LOL but I am --- |
| Topic | Facebook Dating is finally up and running. |
| pkmnlord 09/13/19 4:23:36 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Would Dipset be #CANCELLED in 2019 for these lyrics? |
| pkmnlord 09/12/19 4:20:31 AM #7 | I think Juelz Santana was just a bit of an edgelord. Though Cam'ron also has a line in "I'm Ready" where he seemingly shouts out the taliban along with dipset lol But jeeeeesus christ, "I Love You" sounds like ass on the official album, it was censored to hell and back (not just the lyrics in the OP, but the swears are also censored on the explicit version of the album). --- |
| Topic | How many products/services does Shaq endorse?? |
| pkmnlord 09/10/19 2:33:31 PM #10 | Is he really hurting for money that bad, or do you think he just genuinely enjoys doing goofy ass commercials that otherwise have nothing to do with him? I can at least understand doing stuff for Goldbond and IcyHot since those are related to physical activity and athletics. --- |
| Topic | Honestly, Brawl is the most 'ultimate' Smash game, roster and stages aside. |
| pkmnlord 09/10/19 2:31:36 PM #12 | Honestly Sakurai or whoever came up with tripping in Brawl deserves to be slapped in the face, really hard. --- |
| Topic | Did you know what the twin towers were before 9/11? |
| pkmnlord 09/10/19 1:52:48 PM #11 | Nah, I was in 4th grade so when I heard "world trade center" my applehead brain immediately went to pokemon trading. --- |
| Topic | Post Malone fans are saying this new ozzy osburne guy is about to be famous |
| pkmnlord 09/08/19 1:33:07 PM #9 | People did the same thing with Paul McCartney when he did that song with Kanye and Rihanna some years back. Granted I'm sure some of the posts were done intentionally, but it's Twitter so there's absolutely some number of actually ignorant (typically young) people who've somehow never heard of Paul or Ozzy. --- |
| Topic | Why do some girls put their cashapp names in their Tinder profiles? |
| pkmnlord 09/08/19 1:14:00 PM #5 | Lyrica posted... I feel there's a word for guys like that. Idiots? Making the rest of us look bad? (I know that wasn't one word but it still applies) --- |
| Topic | Check out this rapper with a nice ass |
| pkmnlord 09/07/19 3:36:12 PM #13 | |
| Topic | Scenario: A woman you dont know with a 2 month old baby is at your door. |
| pkmnlord 09/07/19 4:27:29 AM #12 | |
| Topic | Man loses son in storm. Last word was "Daddy..." |
| pkmnlord 09/06/19 7:24:35 AM #5 | |
| Topic | SNES online! |
| pkmnlord 09/04/19 9:43:19 PM #34 | googs19 posted... Did they get rid of the stupid menu bar at the bottom of the screen like the NES games on the switch have? Nope, still there from the presentation, but who knows maybe they'll have an option to make it go away. --- |
| Topic | Predict the Smash wave 2 DLC |
| pkmnlord 09/04/19 7:22:58 PM #10 | |
| Topic | Nintendo Direct one hour |
| pkmnlord 09/04/19 7:10:15 PM #249 | DarkRoast posted... Saving the best fighter for last.... I swear to fucking christ if we still don't get Waluigi now that they're gonna release more characters.... --- |
| Topic | PandaMaster advised me to avoid this board. |
| pkmnlord 09/04/19 6:29:34 PM #5 | You should've advised him to avoid coming to this website. Or just avoid going online in any capacity at all. --- |
| Topic | I think it's funny how every man does carpet bombing on dating apps |
| pkmnlord 09/04/19 4:35:06 AM #8 | Well yeah, if you're not one to typically get any attention from girls, you're damn right I'm gonna swipe right on (almost) anyone and immediately try to pursue any matches I find attractive. Shit doesn't happen that easy for some people. And if I held back or was more picky, then I'd just be in the same position I was in before, except now I've got even more narrowed options. --- |
| Topic | Student ATTACKED 10 Years Ago has DIED..and his ATTACKERS are already FREE!! |
| pkmnlord 09/04/19 2:42:16 AM #9 | Both of those bastards deserve street justice. Tie their leg to the back of a car and drag their asses through the most pothole filled street in town. --- |
| Topic | I forgot how much Pokémon Black guilt trips you lol |
| pkmnlord 09/02/19 11:27:50 PM #8 | LordFarquad1312 posted... pkmnlord posted...Gen 5 was when I "grew out" of pokemon and was the last time I bought any of the games, but looking back I probably should've stayed being a turbovirgin and just played the game. I probably would've bought Black because Zekrom is cool af. Oh yeah, that's right lol So I guess White is what I would've got then, but tbh I like Reshiram too. Usually there's one boxart legendary that I side almost completely with but B/W's legendaries are on par with each other I feel --- |
| Topic | Capcom's RE Engine is really impressive |
| pkmnlord 09/02/19 11:24:07 PM #5 | |
| Topic | I forgot how much Pokémon Black guilt trips you lol |
| pkmnlord 09/02/19 11:17:48 PM #5 | Gen 5 was when I "grew out" of pokemon and was the last time I bought any of the games, but looking back I probably should've stayed being a turbovirgin and just played the game. I probably would've bought Black because Zekrom is cool af. --- |
| Topic | I bought that new Colgate toothpaste. The one with tartar control. |
| pkmnlord 09/02/19 7:21:11 PM #3 | This better be the Puff Daddy version of this song, and not that STING, PIECE OF SHIT! --- |
| Topic | None of us are getting any younger |
| pkmnlord 09/02/19 7:20:41 PM #3 | RevivedPacifist posted... do you want to be haunted by your inaction in your old age? No, because I hope to have already died before I get to "old age". --- |
| Topic | Nintendo accidentallu spoils that 4th Smash DLC character is from SNK >_> |
| pkmnlord 09/02/19 5:53:53 PM #64 | Would be totally fine with Terry Bogard or Metal Slug dude in the game. No more swords please. Not even a dagger. Either guns, magic, or fists please. --- |
| Topic | Have you put anyone on your block list recently? |
| pkmnlord 09/02/19 11:38:55 AM #12 | brestugo posted... No ignores, no blocks. Nothing or no one on this site is that important --- |
| Topic | Girl REFUSED to give her KIDNEY to GRANDPA cause he's KKK..and now he's DEAD!! |
| pkmnlord 09/01/19 1:56:16 PM #34 | RickyTheBAWSE posted... but I wouldn't have announced it as if this is something people are supposed to give you daps and high fives for, though. That's like, the only other thing people use social media for other than posting pics and memes. --- |
| Topic | To those wondering if Disney+ is worth it |
| pkmnlord 08/30/19 2:41:25 AM #19 | |
| Topic | Boogie2988 calls his haters worse than "rapists and nazis" |
| pkmnlord 08/29/19 12:06:14 PM #29 | Christ, this fat fuck is going to have a heart attack during one of his meltdowns and I'm not going to care one bit. --- |
| Topic | Me: Sorry, I can't sell you alcohol. The cutoff is 1am, and it's 3 right now. |
| pkmnlord 08/28/19 3:10:27 AM #7 | Should've said "that's what I thought, bitch" as they stormed out. Don't let stupid people continue to think they're right, rub it in their face more otherwise they'll never learn. --- |
| Topic | Forgotten banger alert: La Roux - Bulletproof |
| pkmnlord 08/26/19 1:31:41 AM #9 | I kinda hated that song and La Roux in general when it first came out, but I've since changed my opinion on it and her and yeah shit's good. --- |
| Topic | Is it rude to walk in public with a backpack and wireless speaker blastin music? |
| pkmnlord 08/24/19 2:11:17 AM #32 | It wouldn't be as rude if people had better taste in music and blasted stuff that was actually interesting and if other people weren't such stank asses about what's being played because they think their shit's any better. --- |
| Topic | If Dsiney is going to kill Netflix..... |
| pkmnlord 08/24/19 2:08:12 AM #9 | |
| Topic | Anna Kendrick as Santa's daughter in new movie |
| pkmnlord 08/23/19 11:21:15 PM #7 | Blo posted... Oh like a wholesome Santa's daughter Lol this, saw the Disney logo in the thumbnail and that completely shut down all hopes I had for some full frontal nudity. --- |
| Topic | dOn'T STick your DiCk iN cRaZy |
| pkmnlord 08/23/19 9:04:44 PM #14 | You can stick your dick in crazy, you just wanna make sure crazy doesn't stick its dick in you. --- |
| Topic | Just saw a super hot video of a chicks boobs slipping out in rollercoaster |
| pkmnlord 08/23/19 4:13:10 PM #39 | Please do not insult Neon by comparing him to Vegy. Vegy is like, a bajillion times more annoying and is generally an incessant nuisance. If being a titty enthusiast is a nuisance to you, well I don't know what else to tell you. --- |
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