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TopicBlack guy at Starbucks in Japan gets told to lower his music, has a meltdown
pkmnlord
10/25/19 3:31:19 AM
#27
LethalAffinity posted...
Imagine spending money and time just to be an ass in a different country

And at a Starbucks no less. Like, you could just do the same exact shit here in the US, why waste money, time, and existence just to go to Japan and pull this?
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TopicHave you ever cried over lack of money?
pkmnlord
10/25/19 3:27:44 AM
#7
No, but I've probably said "damn it" a few million times over lack of money.
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TopicWhere do you refuse to shop?
pkmnlord
10/24/19 5:19:38 PM
#21
Technically,
I don't refuse to shop anywhere.


I just don't go to a lot of places for no other reason than
I don't

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TopicFind all the rapists in your area
pkmnlord
10/24/19 2:48:11 PM
#59
I was expecting to get far more results, but there ended up only being 2 within 3 miles of me.

I guess that's not so bad, one old dude and one other guy looking around his 30s or 40s. The old guy seems to look either native american or latino. The other just looks generic latino.
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TopicReally strong rumors about CM Punk coming back to WWE
pkmnlord
10/22/19 4:02:46 AM
#14
Veggeta_MAX posted...
Honestly, WWE brought back guys like Chyna and Bret.

Top kek
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TopicBlack school guard fired for telling student not to call him the n-word.
pkmnlord
10/21/19 2:55:17 AM
#13
Yeah the school's pretty clearly trying to play some dickcheese move by saying "Oh, you used the word when telling someone not to say it, FIRED!". Like, they couldn't be more transparent about it.
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TopicYour reaction: You go outside tomorrow morning and see THIS:
pkmnlord
10/19/19 2:22:23 PM
#52
UnfairRepresent posted...
pkmnlord posted...
I'd probably run and check the local news to see if they're seeing the same shit.

News is probably just "Trump Trump Trump"

Not the local news, they only talk about Trump if he's actually related to the subject.

Usually it's just "this person died, these people got shot, this dumbass drove the opposite way on the freeway and crashed.......and then he died".
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TopicYour reaction: You go outside tomorrow morning and see THIS:
pkmnlord
10/19/19 5:44:50 AM
#14
I'd probably run and check the local news to see if they're seeing the same shit.
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TopicDo you have a father in your life?
pkmnlord
10/18/19 2:41:23 AM
#42
Nope.

Hadn't seen him since 2007 when we kicked him out of the house for not being financially supportive of my mom, found out he passed away back in February.
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TopicA*tism test
pkmnlord
10/17/19 4:01:07 AM
#155
27/50

It said I had ass burgers. I've never been diagnosed or anything, but I'm not surprised I share some traits. I know full well I suck at social interactions and connecting with people.
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TopicWhat is the perfect example of a boomer rock band?
pkmnlord
10/16/19 6:49:43 PM
#22
Lol I didn't have any particular reason for saying REO Speedwagon, they're just the first thing that came to mind.

I would've said Starland Vocal Band but I don't think even boomers like them.
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TopicWhat is the perfect example of a boomer rock band?
pkmnlord
10/16/19 4:45:58 PM
#2
REO Speedwagon
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Topic2019 is likely the LAST YEAR i'll be posting Dailymail News Topics..
pkmnlord
10/13/19 2:19:23 PM
#17
Couldn't happen soon enough
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TopicMan flies are the most annoying critters ever.
pkmnlord
10/13/19 1:06:49 PM
#9
RIP Man flies shot up to extinction
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TopicAnyone on CE from Tucson, AZ or attended University of Arizona?
pkmnlord
10/12/19 2:58:51 PM
#17
^That's a lie, Tucson to Phoenix is more like a 2 hour drive. That's why nobody wants to go there unless they're going to school.
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TopicYou ever picture brutally hurting yourself?
pkmnlord
10/12/19 2:01:41 PM
#22
Occasionally, I'll never understand why though. I always end up feeling very uncomfortable and find myself questioning why I'm imagining that in the first place.
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TopicAnyone on CE from Tucson, AZ or attended University of Arizona?
pkmnlord
10/12/19 4:11:04 AM
#11
Plus he's a military guy so bitches out here are gonna flock to his dick like moths to lamps.

E-Z mode.
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TopicWhy did the media want a Joker shooting so badly
pkmnlord
10/12/19 3:57:05 AM
#4
It would've just been another crisis to add to the pile of shit people will bring up next year about how bad they felt this year was.

"AND THENNNNN, THERE WAS THAT JOKER MOVIE WHERE SOME INCEL ALT RIGHT CUCK SHOT UP 23 PEOPLE IN BUTTFUCK MISSOURI! BIG YIKES OOF CRINGE #SOUNDSABOUTWHITE"
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TopicAnyone on CE from Tucson, AZ or attended University of Arizona?
pkmnlord
10/12/19 3:32:58 AM
#8
Go to ASU, at least you won't be stuck in a bunghole town like Tucson.
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TopicWhat type of FEMALES are ATTRACTED to you?
pkmnlord
10/10/19 4:01:29 AM
#25
None?

And basically all the ones who've ever actually made it clear they were interested ended up being either overweight, unattractive, mentally unstable, too young, or some combination of those.

There's just some games you don't win.
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TopicAnd people worry about Pit Bulls. What the hell is this?
pkmnlord
10/10/19 2:51:00 AM
#9
MurderDeathKill Doggerino Supreme
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TopicStatic-X has a new singer who performs while wearing the old singer's face
pkmnlord
10/09/19 3:47:56 PM
#19
Southernfatman posted...
I think it's the bass player (forget his name) who's behind all this. If I remember right he and Wayne Static had a beef going on before Wayne died. Now he's cashing in.

This is just a cheaper version of those holograms of dead artists.

Tony Campos.

He's got quite the repertoire behind him though, but I can see why he'd want to milk this for all it's worth.
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TopicHow many people here eat breakfast?
pkmnlord
10/09/19 4:04:50 AM
#4
I always try to have something for breakfast. It's my favorite meal of the day.
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TopicIs Kesha dead?
pkmnlord
10/07/19 3:34:48 PM
#4
No she just makes woke white girl music now
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Topic21 y/o Kid gets 10 DAYS JAIL because he OVERSLEPT and missed JURY DUTY!!
pkmnlord
10/07/19 1:38:32 AM
#6
Judge needs to get clocked with his own gavel, literally nobody ever gets thrown in jail for missing jury duty. It's just something that's said but it's not actually supposed to.
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TopicDo you appreciate the SERVICE that DUCKBEAR provides to CE?
pkmnlord
10/06/19 1:25:25 PM
#15
When he inserts random insults towards subjects in the articles he posts, it's kinda funny. But overall his gimmick is stupid shit (as most gimmicks are) and really shows how easily entertained you people are if anyone actually appreciates him.
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TopicDo you suffer from Gamer's Block?
pkmnlord
10/05/19 4:58:22 PM
#5
Yes, mainly because I know a handful of the games will take a good amount of time to really finish (I'm not trying to 100% everything, but depending on the game I will feel more or less like I truly got my time out of it depending on how much I felt like I got done).

Also because I know I want to spend hours and hours just playing shit like I did back in high school during summer breaks, but now I have to work for a living so that cuts into my time real hard. And I don't like gaming in little pieces, so I have less fun if I try to squeeze in some game time before or even after work.
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TopicRobot Mr. Krabs and Timmy Turner get into a heat vision battle.
pkmnlord
10/05/19 4:00:43 AM
#5
Philip the nickel comes out of nowhere and deflects Robot Krabs' laser back at him, destroying him.

Then Plankton shoots himself in the head.
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TopicTook some milk of magnesia about 4 hours ago
pkmnlord
10/05/19 3:37:45 AM
#5
If that doesn't work, try mixing milk with magnesium
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TopicGirl with really huge boobs
pkmnlord
10/04/19 4:03:09 AM
#35
In some shots they look good, in others not so much.

Overall though, that's gonna be a no from me dawg. Those are just a cup or two bigger than what I'm comfortable with.
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TopicThings you've learned from working?
pkmnlord
10/03/19 1:17:27 PM
#40
_Matchabuu_ posted...
Blue_Dream87 posted...
People are very, very, very, very dumb

This is probably the most TOS friendly way of putting it.

Because the average human's stupidity cannot be understated.
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TopicBernie Sanders hospitalized.
pkmnlord
10/02/19 1:53:48 PM
#95
Great, there goes the only person I was interested in.

Fuck this election.
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TopicHow do you eat your poptarts?
pkmnlord
10/02/19 5:25:54 AM
#15
Well done with ketchup
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TopicWhat's the best way to get rid of incels?
pkmnlord
09/29/19 2:23:16 PM
#52
EverDownward posted...
I'm not saying they exclusively want the former, but there are those that definitely prefer it to the latter.

And what would you say is the percentage of those types out of all incels?
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TopicWhat's the best way to get rid of incels?
pkmnlord
09/29/19 2:19:41 PM
#50
Sad_Face posted...
The reality is that they're looking for love, to feel wanted. Sex is just a tangible act of validation.

Lol no they're not. I guarantee most, if not all these dweebs would calm the hell down once they got their dicks wet at least once. People just don't want to feel left out when everyone else is out getting fucked (or doing the fucking).
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TopicLets post sick Notorious B.I.G. lyrics
pkmnlord
09/29/19 2:07:47 PM
#18
AsianFury2020 posted...
soulunison2 posted...
You look so good, huh, I suck on your daddy's dick


Sus

All the best rappers have at least one suspect line in their repertoire.
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TopicWhatever happened to your school bullies?
pkmnlord
09/29/19 12:29:00 PM
#30
They all got fucked in the ass.

Not by me tho.
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TopicPeople that go through drive thrus and instantly say 'hello'.
pkmnlord
09/29/19 5:15:57 AM
#10
Schwarz posted...
I get the ones that keep trying to give me my total before I'm done ordering.

Lol this.

Like biiitch, I don't recall saying I was finished ordering.
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TopicWould you eat at the Heart Attack Grill?
pkmnlord
09/29/19 5:10:30 AM
#40
Gheb posted...
I'm a vegetarian so I basically can't eat there. If I did eat meat I'd probably go once for novelty purposes.

Pretty sure "vegetarian" or "vegan" for that matter would be considered offensive slurs in a place like Heart Attack Grill.

Why don't you take yourself on down the road to "Live Long Salad and Tofu Bar"?
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TopicWhat should my 3rd entree be from Panda Express?
pkmnlord
09/29/19 2:26:12 AM
#7
I was gonna say honey walnut shrimp but okay
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Topicsomeone tell me how the Nostalgia Critic was ever popular
pkmnlord
09/28/19 1:28:00 AM
#28
All of you people are seeing these content creators long past their prime and either for better or worse (or much, much worse).

But back in the day (late 2000's/early 2010's) a lot of the videos by NC, Spoony, etc. was my shit to binge watch online. Things have gone so far beyond that now. I stopped watching NC stuff a loooooong time ago and I'm not surprised about all the stuff that's come out about Channel Awesome and pretty much everyone that's ever been a part of it in recent years.
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TopicPizza hut is fucking mad
pkmnlord
09/27/19 5:44:01 PM
#9
So it's basically like those P'zones they used to have, just shaped like a giant cheez-it cracker.
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TopicGet fucked dadrock! JLo & Shakira to perform the Super Bowl halftime show
pkmnlord
09/26/19 4:09:46 PM
#7
I hope it's just them smacking their asses together aggressively into a microphone and it's an ASMR performance.
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TopicHer: "You're so nice! I wish the guys I date were as nice as you!"
pkmnlord
09/26/19 1:15:12 PM
#15
Mr_E_Man posted...
My reaction? Keep being friends with her and find someone else. If she's really meant to be with you it will come around eventually. If you get crushed by a statement like this, slow down, and do some maturing.

Man shut the fuck up.

You're no better than anyone else here lol. Same goes for all the sheep re-quoting you.
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TopicFavorite game series that EA ruined
pkmnlord
09/26/19 3:07:52 AM
#15
Ultima I guess?
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TopicDid Boogie ever respond to LTG's roast?
pkmnlord
09/23/19 12:50:25 AM
#2
Yeah he probably chugged three tubs of truffle butter and cried himself to sleep.
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